WHAT WOULD BUDDHA SAY?

-- "Twenty-two monks have been arrested at an airport in the capital Colombo in Sri Lanka after officials discovered 110kg (242lbs) of cannabis concealed in their luggage. The monks were returning from Thailand." --

MEANWHILE THE LIBERALS STILL WANT MY LEGAL, REGISTERED FIREARMS...

-- "A 23-year-old B.C. man, Ravinder Singh is in custody in connection with a pair of shootings in Caledon and Brampton last fall." --

Cops busted his buddy Iqbal Bhagria last fall. 

And Oshawa gets on the scoreboard.

I'M SO OLD, I REMEMBER WHEN NOBODY DROVE THE WRONG WAY ON 401...

-- "All eastbound lanes of Highway 401 in Pickering have reopened Sunday after a serious multi-vehicle crash overnight when a pickup truck drove the wrong direction and struck a passenger vehicle near Westney Road. The driver of the pickup truck has been charged with dangerous operation causing death and impaired operation causing death." --

The killers name?   'Professional' journalist Jermaine apparently doesn't think that's germane. 

What's with the recent epidemic of 'hit & runs?'

-- "Oshawa man Jaiwin Kirubananthan, accused in the death of a 35-year-old father of three in a collision after which he fled the scene has plead guilty to multiple charges." --

SORRY, CNN... WHO EXACTLY WANTS WHAT?

-- "'The Correspondents’ Association was trying to mend some fences with a guy who wants us dead.   Figuratively, he wants journalism dead,' CNN commentator S.E. Cupp said. 'It doesn’t make a lot of sense to me.'" --

Cupp made the remarks about 20 minutes prior to the assassination attempt. 

CIVIL WAR 2.0...  IT'S COMING...

-- "The Minocqua Brewing Company known for promising 'free beer' when President Donald Trump dies is drawing renewed scrutiny for posting on Facebook 'we almost got #freebeerday.'" --

And then... there's this absolute piece of shit.

MAYBE THIRTY YEARS IN FED SUPERMAX WILL ALLOW HIM TIME TO RECONSIDER...

-- "Gunman w Cole Tomas Allen sent an anti-President Trump manifesto to his family members about 10 minutes before opening fire at Saturday night’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner — calling himself the 'Friendly Federal Assassin' and revealing he was trying to kill Trump administration officials." --

Don't worry, Canada... everything is under control here.

SEEMS THE LUNATIC LEFT IS WAY MORE FOND OF GUNS THAN THEY'RE LETTING ON...

-- WASHINGTON — "The gunman who opened fire at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner on Saturday night has been identified as 31-year-old w Cole Tomas Allen of Torrance, Calfornia.   Allen opened fire and rushed toward the ballroom, shooting a law enforcement officer who was wearing a bulletproof vest." --

Nota bene...  Agents fired back at Allen, who was not struck. 

President Trump has spoken to the press about the incident.

WILL MARK CARNEY BE GIVING US AN UPDATE ON 'MUSLIM VALUES?'

-- "York Regional Police are searching for a male suspect who attempted to forced his way into Sephardic Kehila orthodox synagogue in Thornhill and assaulted a victim before fleeing the scene on Saturday morning." --

OH, C'MON... MAYBE SOMEBODY JUST WANTED THEM FOR A KIDS BIRTHDAY PARTY...

-- "Someone stole 15 giant Ceres Air C31 drones agricultural drones (weighing 500-pounds each) in New Jersey — and experts fear a 'nightmare scenario' if they end up in the hands of terrorists. The FBI is concerned the chemical-spraying drones could be used to disperse biological or chemical weapons." --

APPARENTLY, THE FIRST 16 PEOPLE YOU KILL ARE DEDUCTIBLE...

-- "A federal judge has granted a last-minute reprieve for Jaskirat Singh Sidhu who caused the deadly Humboldt Broncos bus crash, temporarily preventing his imminent deportation to India. Sixteen people died, and 13 more were injured, sparking a nationwide outpouring of grief." --

Nota bene...

-- "A criminal conviction that carries a sentence of more than six months makes a permanent resident ineligible to remain in the country." --

No wonder so many people think Canada is a joke. 

AND NEW YORK STATE SAYS... 'HOLD MY BEER'...

-- "Lawmakers in New York are considering a series of 'four bad bills' that critics are warning could lead to the release of mass murderers, serial killers and other violent convicts." --

FUNNY HOW SOME 'TCHC' SHOOTERS JUST CANNOT BE DESCRIBED...

-- "A man is dead after a late-night shooting near Scarlettwood Road and Scarlettwood Court in Toronto’s west-end Friday night shortly after 10 p.m. No suspect description has been provided at this time." --

 I'm sure it's just a coincidence...

-- "Scarlettwood Court is a Toronto Community Housing (TCHC) residential location in the Humber Heights-Westmount neighborhood of Etobicoke." --

Even the leftwing lunatics at the CBC are starting to get it.

AGAIN... THE GUYS WITH THE WAY-COOL NAMES...

-- "Omran Hamid, 19, Anawar Ali, 20, and Yasser Al-As, 21, are charged with criminal harassment and possession of loaded restricted firearms." --

UPDATE: TORONTO HOMICIDE #06/2026...

-- "Ahmed Noor Ishmail, 30, is dead after a shooting in Toronto’s west-end late Friday night." earlier this year." --

Ah, yes... Canadian values.

THOSE DARNED HAMILTON MALES... THE GUN OWNERS THE LIBERALS AREN'T LOOKING AT...

-- "Hamilton Police say a 16-year-old boy is dead, and two armed suspects described as white males are wanted following a shooting  at  Jackson Square Mall on Friday afternoon.   The victim has not been identified." --

Isn't it funny how, on rare occasions, the police and media are able to provide a physical description of the shooters? 

UPDATE... VICTIM WAS FROM SYRIA...

Police have identified Nabil Askafe, 16, who was killed in a shooting inside a downtown Hamilton shopping mall.   Askafe had recently immigrated from Syria with his mother, father and younger brother." --

UPDATE2... EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE A GANGBANGER...

-- "Investigators have identified the 14-year-old who COMMITTED THE MURDER as  Lucas Turnbull, of Hamilton." --

UPDATE3... They've got him.

NOW BRING BACK THE 'COOKING CHAIR'...

-- "The Department of Justice on Friday directed the Bureau of Prisons to expand death penalty protocols to include pentobarbital injections and firing squads as part of broader actions to strengthen the federal death penalty." --

 

I HAVEN'T HAD A FAMILY DOCTOR SINCE 2014...

-- "Federal figures show Ottawa spent more than $43 million last year providing health care benefits to illegal immigrants and rejected refugee claimants, fuelling criticism from Conservatives who say taxpayers are footing the bill for services many Canadians struggle to access." --

Wait for it...

-- "Ontario hospitals announce job cuts, nearly three-quarters of hospitals in deficit." --

YOUR DAILY GTA MAYHEM... NO GUN, NO PROBLEM...

-- "A male in his teens was rushed to hospital with serious injuries following a stabbing on the grounds Brampton Centennial High School, near Main Street and Steeles Avenue on Friday morning.   The suspect fled the scene but was arrested a short time later." --

I'm so old, I remember highschool without knife fights. 

What's better than a knife?

-- "York Regional Police say three suspects, all with dark complexions and armed with a hatchet,  forced their way into a home in the area of Martin Grove Road and Jackman Crescent." --

Or you can just go after old people...

-- "Brampton man Arashdeep Singh, 23, is facing numerous charges after two seniors were defrauded in a roof and home repair scam." --

And, hey...  pickpocket rings... another element of Justin's post-national state.

♪ "OH, SAY CAN YOU SEE..." ♪

-- "Secretary of War Pete Hegseth and Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Air Force General Dan Caine will hold a press briefing at the Pentagon." --

And...

-- "The USS George H.W. Bush has entered Middle Eastern waters – marking the highest number of American warships in the region in over two decades." --

THIS IS HOW IT STARTS...

-- "Opposition parties at Queen’s Park have expressed outrage over the legislation, pointing out that the public only learned about problems — like the Greenbelt scandal, the government accidentally releasing dozens of prisoners and other missteps — through FOI laws." --

NO IRISH NEED APPLY...

-- "A Telegraph investigation found landlords in London and the South East are illegally advertising for "Muslim only" tenants on platforms like Facebook, Gumtree, and Telegram. Listings often specified 'only for Muslims' or preferred specific religious/ethnic backgrounds, with some ads also requiring alcohol-free households." --

Remember... it's only racist if whitey does it.

NOT A BOB OR A DOUG IN SIGHT...

-- "Police executed search warrants on Tuesday, March 31, at homes in Markham and Hamilton, arresting Dafeng Lin, 27, Junmin Shi, 25, and Weitong Hu, 21. Deputy Chief Robert Johnson called the case a 'new and emerging threat' and said the operation shows how quickly cybercriminals are evolving." --

And...

-- "A stabbing at Birchmount and Ellesmere roads in Scarborough has left a man with serious injuries. Police have not released suspect information." --

ALWAYS THE GUYS WITH THE WAY-COOL NAMES...

-- "Hamilton Police say they are searching for 18-year-old Sultan Aldarwish who escaped custody in handcuffs early Thursday morning. Investigators say the last confirmed location for the man is Barton Street East and Leeming Street." --

And...

-- "Toronto jail guard Yathu Sathiyakanthan will himself be behind bars after pleading guilty to smuggling thousands of dollars of drugs and weapons into the Toronto South Detention Centre." --

And...

-- "York Regional Police have charged Kemoy Clarke, 43, of East Gwillimbury with a series of human trafficking‑related offences across Vaughan and other parts of the province." --

And...

-- "On Wednesday, authorities arrested 23-year-old Jemal Detamo of Toronto. He’s been charged with criminal harassment, sexual assault and breach of probation." --