28 March 2026

THE GUNS CARNEY & COMPANY DON'T SEEM TO CARE ABOUT...

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-- "Calgary Police say that around 3:30 a.m., two men were dropped off at a Calgary hospital with non-life-threatening gunshot wounds. It’s unclear where the shooting took place." --

Legal, registered firearms aren't the problem... but law-abiding citizens are the target

Why is that?

SAYS THE REPRESENTATIVE FROM PALESTINE...

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-- "Rep. Pramila Jayapal (D-WA) said that reparations are necessary for illegal immigrant children and families who faced deportation proceedings under the Trump administration." --
And as Chicago swirls around the toilet bowl...
-- "Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson plans to 'gather lived experiences of harm of Black Chicagoans' as part of an effort to implement reparations for Black residents." --
Easier than paying the bills, I guess...
-- "Chicago, the nation’s third-largest city, is facing a corporate fund budget gap of more than $1 billion." --

27 March 2026

SPEAKING OF SAVAGES WHO SHOULD NEVER SEE DAYLIGHT AGAIN...

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-- "Washington man Majeed Guerry, 31, who has four prior felony convictions is back behind bars after he pistol-whipped and then shot a teenager in the chest over a water balloon prank." --
Put him in a steel cage, weld the door shut... and turn out the light.

HOW ABOUT YOU KILL SOMEONE... YOU NEVER DRIVE AGAIN...

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-- "Xzander Wright, 19, who killed killed 55-year-old crossing guard Peter Clark appeared in court again on Friday, as new details emerge about a separate impaired driving case in Brockville." --

This is manslaughter... send him to an actual prison.  

And why should repeat offender celebrities get a break?

SEEMS IT'S ALWAYS THE GUYS WITH THE WAY-COOL NAMES...

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-- "CBC News is not naming the accused or deceased in this case because of a publication ban that prohibits the use of any information that may identify the two men’s children." --
IT SEEMS CTV NEWS HAS NO SUCH COMPUNCTION...
-- "Daniel Squalls, 24, died on Nov. 28, 2022, after being shot more than six times. Malique Calloo, now 30, has pleaded not guilty to second-degree murder; his lawyer has already asked the jury to convict on manslaughter." --

If he wasn't guilty... why did he run? 

And, back at the ranch...

-- "Alden Nunes, 46, has been charged in connection with a robbery near 14th Avenue and Birchmount Road in Markham earlier this week that left one person seriously injured." --
Not a Bob or a Doug in sight.

WHAT... YOU THOUGHT PELOSI AND BIDEN WERE THE ONLY DEM CROOKS?

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-- "Democrat Rep. Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick, who first won election to Congress in 2021, is accused of stealing more than $5 million in disaster relief funds that were improperly paid to her family’s healthcare company, among other criminal allegations.   If convicted in federal court, Cherfilus-McCormick, 47, faces up to 53 years in prison." --

SCHRÖDINGER’S GRAVES ™... KEEP THAT GRAVY TRAIN RUNNING...

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-- "It will take decades to begin searching for purported graves at an Indian Residential School site in Kamloops, B.C., the chief of the Tk’emlups te Secwepemc First Nation said last evening. “Holocaust investigations have continued for more than 75 years,” Chief Rosanne Casimir told senators. 'Truth takes time.'" --

THERE'S A FAMOUS COP SAYING... 'WE DON'T CATCH THE SMART ONES'...

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Newly promoted Westchester detective Kyren Braunskill, 34, was arrested Thursday morning after being named in an indictment that charged him with selling weapons to members and associates of the '48 Gang' in Riverhead used in both fatal and non-fatal shootings.
It gets better... by which I mean worse.

GYPSIES 2... POLICE 0...

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-- "Durham Regional Police say Ovidiu-Ionut Dumitru, 36, of Romania, who used fraudulent documents to steal a vehicle in Pickering has fled the country. Dumitru made no payments on the vehicle, which was shipped to the Netherlands." --
The case mirrors another investigation involving a similar scheme and another Romanian suspect.

DARWIN AWARDS 2026... WE HAVE A CONTENDER...

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-- "Michael Brown, a 22-year-old spring breaker who was caught on viral video half-naked and twerking on top of a speeding SUV has died after he was flung from the Jeep in a drunken crash. Brown was pronounced dead last Friday — just days after he suffered a catastrophic head injury in the horrifying wreck." --

THOSE GOSH-DARNED ENTREPRENEURIAL 'BRAMPTON' MEN...

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-- "Guramrit Sidhu, a 62-year-old Brampton man has pleaded guilty to leading a criminal organization that trafficked 523 kilograms of methamphetamine and 347 kilograms of cocaine worth up to $17 million from the United States into Canada over a one-month span." --

Apparently, Mr Sidhu was a Brampton 'Trucking King.' 

Meanwhile... in other 'cultural enrichment' news.

26 March 2026

FORGET CANADA... LET'S SETTLE THIS THE OLD FASHIONED 'ALGERIAN WAY'...

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-- "Salim Touaibi, 29, was found guilty by a jury on Thursday of first-degree murder and four counts of attempted murder. Touaibi killed high school student Meriem Boundaoui, 15, by shooting her in the head." --
In other tales of 'diversity/strength'...
-- "Joshua Parag, 25, Wendy Parag, 55, Derek Parag, 56, Jasmine Parag, 21, all of Toronto, are each facing numerous charges after police located two firearms near Keele Street and Finch Avenue in North York." --

A RETURN TO MERIT BASED PROFESSIONAL QUALIFICATION...

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-- "'At this time, our investigation will focus on possible race discrimination in medical school admissions,' Harmeet K. Dhillon, the Justice Department’s assistant attorney general for civil rights, wrote in each of the letters." --
Here's a thought... how about you don't ask me to pay for your 'naked' parade?

WHAT'S THE LATEST FROM MINISTER SATHIYASANGAREE 'CALL ME GARY' ANANDASANGAREE?

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-- "House of Commons member Dane Lloyd said, 'Minister, the declaration period for firearms owners is scheduled to end next week. So far, only 2.5 percent of the estimated two million effected firearms have been declared and 98 percent firearms owners haven’t made a declaration. So, if they’re not declaring by next week, what’s your plan, Minister?'" --

THAT'S NOT WHAT HE SAID A LITTLE WHILE AGO...

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-- "Samir Abdelgadir, 45, was found guilty of kidnapping a 14-year-old Toronto boy from a Driftwood Avenue social housing complex to cover his half-brother’s drug debt has been sentenced to 11 and a half years in prison." --

ONE SIDE HAS 400 MILLION GUNS... THE OTHER CAN'T DECIDE...

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-- "What was expected to be a quick, symbolic vote instead turned into a brief but telling floor moment, with Republicans forcing the question into the open and Democrats opting to shelve the resolution rather than define 'woman' in legislation — leading to an eruption of laughter on the House floor." --

CANUCK COPS KEEP LOSING TRACK OF KILLERS...

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-- "Canadian cops have been looking for Noah Singh for nearly three years. There’s a good chance he has fled the country, although investigators haven’t said so. Singh is wanted for being a party to the offence of first-degree murder, possession of a restricted firearm with ammunition, conspiracy to commit murder, and uttering threats.  He was 19 when Cabigon was murdered. He’s 22 now. " --
They should try searching Toronto's subway system.