STINKY CHEESE AND SEEMINGLY RANDOM MURDERS...

-- "The Nanterre (west of Paris) Prosecutor's office told Agence France-Presse that a 27-year-old Senegalese national previously known to police – who seriously injured a French police officer near the Champs-Elysées avenue in Paris, is suspected of having killed a 16-year-old teenager in Courbevoie earlier in the day." --

IN OTHER 'KNIFE TO A GUNFIGHT' NEWS...

HOUTHIS SEEM DETERMINED TO DIE HORRIBLE FIERY DEATH...

-- "On Friday, Israeli officials said, 'There will be a response to the shooting of the Iranian drone by the Houthis' and that they would not rule out the possibility of retaliatory action on Yemeni soil, saying such action was 'on the table.'" --

Fuck the terrorists. 

Nota bene... Iran is roughly the same distance away from Israel as Yemen.

"AJAX MAN"

OLIVIA SAID THERE WOULD BE SOCIAL WORKERS...

-- "Toronto Police officers say they’re looking for 43-year-old Ajax man Garrabet Istanboulian after an attempted robbery and sexual assault at an east-end business." --

"ROOTS"

-- "Toronto Police say that they have arrested seven suspects in connection with a global fraud investigation targeting West African organized crime groups including Black Axe. Operation Jackal III was conducted with the assistance of authorities in 21 countries." --

Wait a minute...

-- "Immigration Minister Ahmed Hussen provided a briefing to members of the African-Canadian community at a Toronto barbecue establishment that court documents have identified as a known hangout for members of the notorious Nigerian-based Black Axe criminal syndicate." --

IT APPEARS THAT JD VANCE WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE UK...

IMPORT THE THIRD WORLD... BECOME THE THIRD WORLD...

-- "Riots broke out in the heavily Pakistani Harehills area in the English city of Leeds on Thursday evening, with hundreds of residents setting fires, throwing stones, and clashing with police. A double-decker bus was burnt to a crisp, and a police car overturned, amid widespread chaos." --

Nigel Farage weighs in...

--  “The politics of the subcontinent are currently playing out on the streets of Leeds. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.” --

And there's this.

DESPERATE TIMES...

-- "Washington sources report that the White House received 'a real downer of a prognosis' yesterday after Dr. Pillary Schminton informed President Biden that the only known cure for COVID is euthanasia.". --

"OTTAWA MEN"

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL...

-- "Two Ottawa men, Soubere Yusuf Akli, 28, and Kennedid Atteyeh, 23, are wanted on Canada-wide warrants for the killing of Adam Abdullahi Elmi, 28, near Carling and Kirkwood avenues." --

Adam Abdullahi Elmi... that sounds so familiar.

TORONTO HOMICIDE #47/2024

-- "Toronto Police are investigating the death of Margoth Arriaza, 50, who was found in a home at Weston Road and Humber Boulevard with obvious signs of trauma." --

RULE #1... YOU DON'T BRING A MORON TO A GUNFIGHT...

-- "The footage shows the moment Gavin Dasaur, 29, quickly approaches a white Chevy pickup truck on Tuesday evening and attempts to punch the driver while holding what appears to be a handgun." --

WILL JOE GO? OBAMA WEIGHS IN...

-- "Several top Democrats privately tell us the rising pressure of party congressional leaders and close friends will persuade President Biden to decide to drop out of the Presidential race, as soon as this weekend." --

EXACTLY HOW UNPOPULAR ARE JUSTIN TRUDEAU'S LIBERAL COLLEAGUES?

MARCO, HERE'S A THOUGHT... STOP WAGING WAR ON CANADIANS...

-- "Former Public Safety Minister Marco Mendicino is calling for the creation of 'protective zones' around political constituency offices to shield members of Parliament and their staff from a rising tide of threatening behaviour." --

And the rats are starting to abandon ship!

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL...

-- "Police have arrested Haider Ameer Khan, 25, of Brampton, Shehroz Nadeem, 26, of Mississauga and Jaskaran Sing, 24, of Grimsby, and seized a dozen stolen vehicles following a raid at an alleged 'chop shop' in Milton." --

COULDN'T HAPPEN TO A NICER GUY....

-- "In an Ontario Superior Court decision released last month, Justice Sandra Nishikawa handed Toronto rapper Omary Bent, 27, a stay of proceedings. He was acquitted of four firearm charges laid on him in the summer of 2021." --

One last tidbit...

-- "In unrelated proceedings, Bent is facing a charge of second-degree murder in connection with the stabbing of 24-year-old Shacquan Harrison." --

DEI MEANS DIE...

-- "Wait, hold up... he's on a roof? Abort, abort, over! Do not, I repeat, DO NOT get on that roof, especially if it is in any way inclined or sloped, over!" --

And...

-- "Never — in my 13 years in the Senate — have I seen a briefing end after answering only four questions." --

Score one for the Secret Cervix!

WHAT DO THEY CALL THAT NEIGHBOURHOOD IN TORONTO?

HERE'S A HINT... RHYMES WITH BUNGLE...

-- "A man has been taken to hospital after being found with life-threatening stab wounds near Lawrence Avenue West and Allen Road." --

And Toronto is spreading.

OH, JOEY... DON'T TEASE US...

-- "President Biden said in a new interview that he would consider dropping out if he was diagnosed with a 'medical condition' by doctors — giving his clearest sign yet of faltering in his insistence he will seek a second term." --

The pressure is mounting.  

And mounting.

CRY HAVOC... AND LET LOOSE THE DOGS OF WOKE...

-- "Gangs are grouping together determined by their ethnicity, with different groups laying claim to different parts of the city. The Praterstern area, just outside central Vienna, is now controlled by North Africans and is considered the worst area in the city for crime." --

THEIR NAMES? DON'T BE RIDICULOUS SAY POLICE AND LAPDOG MEDIA...

THE SAME FOLKS JUSTIN DOESN'T WANT TO PUT IN JAIL...

-- "Peel Regional Police said they arrested 10 individuals in connection with the investigation and charged them with a total of 185 Criminal Code offenses related to trafficking of firearms and drug trafficking." --

UPDATE: CP24 has altered the article to include accused names 

Fortunately... it seems Citynews didn't get the memo...

Orlando Thomas, a 38-year-old from Brampton  -  Conrad Mullings, a 53-year-old from Toronto - Hamisi Stanley, a 44-year-old from London, Ont. - Kevin Dias, a 45-year-old from Hamilton -  Jordan Richards, a 30-year-old from Thornhill - Omar Ranger, a 45-year-old from Toronto -  Shelldon Stewart, a 41-year-old from Leamington, Ont. - Adam Kerr, a 34-year-old from Toronto - Garfield Morrison, a 53-year-old from Vaughan - Michael Bell, a 59-year-old from Mississauga

No gun... no problem...

-- "York Regional Police have charged 30-year-old Mckenzie Gill, of Toronto, with second-degree murder in the stabbing death of a man at an apartment in Newmarket on Sunday." --

The usual, well... you know...

-- "Husain Dahis, 26, was shot and killed in Orléans Tuesday evening, according to Ottawa Police." --

And...

-- "A male is being rushed to hospital with critical injuries after a daytime shooting in a Brampton neighbourhood. So far no suspect descriptions have been provided." --

YOU SAY 'MARTIAL LAW' LIKE IT'S A BAD THING...

-- "The attempt to curb whistleblower leaks follows a 2023 ethics report to the clerk of the privy council that complained of 'decreasing confidence in Canada’s democracy' by a cynical electorate." --

The Liberals look you right in the face... and they lie.

"REE TARDY OSWALD"

-- "'I'm glad they're calling him a shooter because he ain't a sniper,' Norton said. 'If he was a sniper, President Trump would be dead on the very first shot. There's no ifs, ands, or buts about this. Because at 130 yards, 190 yards, that is piece of cake gravy range for somebody that shoots.'" --

Yup... who could have seen this coming? 

So much for bringing down the temperature...

-- "The far-left Lincoln Project, whose cofounder has openly and publicly called for someone to 'put a bullet in Donald Trump,' is still looking to get the former president assassinated by comparing him to Adolf Hitler." --