-- "White theatregoers in London were urged to stay away from 'Tambo & Bones', a play about African American history, so that black audience members could enjoy the performance 'free from the white gaze'." --NO IRISH NEED APPLY...
-- "The taxpayer-funded university program opened its paid undergraduate internship program application to only non-white applicants." --
-- "On Saturday, Peel Regional Police announced that the suspect, 44-year-old Nav Nishan Singh, is facing a first-degree murder charge in connection with the stabbing death of Davinder Kaur at Sparrow Park in Brampton." --BONUS RIFF... YOUR STUFF ALL BELONG TO ME!
-- "530 cars stolen over last 31 days in Mississauga and Brampton" --
-- "When asked why no information about the murder suspect had yet been released, OPP said they could not provide details that would 'jeopardize the integrity of the investigation.'" --
-- "Anyone who wasn't immediately suspicious of the claim that a white woman would steal a bike from a gang of 'urban youths' is beyond any hope." --
-- "Hunter Biden cried poverty at his Arkansas child-support hearing earlier this month — despite flying to and from the courthouse aboard a luxury private jet. The 7,326-mile round trip likely cost between $55,000 to $117,000 all in — or the value of up to six months in child-support payments." --BIGGER, UH, FISH, TO FRY...
-- “'It has proven difficult to redact all the genitalia in a timely manner,' said Garret Ziegler, founder of nonprofit Marco Polo, which is developing the website and already hosts all of Biden’s laptop emails and texts in a searchable public database." --
-- "A Texas man, Roberto Lugardo Moreno, pleaded guilty to buying a gun for the Gulf Cartel used by gunmen in Mexico during a kidnapping where two U.S. citizens were murdered." --
-- "Scientists at the University of Washington's Institute for Health Metrics and Evaluation analyzed past research that led to the demonization of red meat and found the research to be supported by 'weak evidence' and 'lazy scientists.'" --
-- "Durham Regional Police are on the lookout for Michael Nanton-Madden, 28, of Ajax, accused of breaching terms of his release by removing a GPS tracking device and fleeing." --Well, that doesn't sound so... wait a minute...
-- "Police have obtained an arrest warrant for Michael Nanton-Madden, suspected of having taken part in the kidnappings and armed robberies of three victims." --WE ARE ALL TORONTONIANS NOW...
-- "OPP in Renfrew have issued a public safety warning after a person was shot dead in the town late Friday night. Few details were available early Saturday, other than one person is dead." --And...
-- "A fetus found by a resident walking in Oakdale park, just north of Highway 403, in Oakville, Ont. prompted a police investigation Friday." --
-- "The most common reason for rewriting — covering plaques for French explorer Jacques Cartier, Alberta’s Bar U Ranch and Nunavut’s Kekerten Island Whaling Station — are “colonial assumptions,” the document says. A new woke perspective is being imposed on what was formerly an apolitical, fact-driven historical designation process." --
-- "Chicago-area man Alton Mills, who had his 'three strikes' life sentence commuted by then-President Barack Obama in 2015, has been charged with attempted murder in connection with a shooting on on Interstate 57 on Sunday." --MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH...
-- "York Regional Police have charged Lovepreet Gharu, 24, with multiple criminal offences after a crash in Vaughan involving a stolen vehicle left a 39-year-old man with life-altering injuries." --
-- "In an update Friday, officers identified the dead man as 40-year-old Richard Sasaki from Toronto. Police said the other man is Danyal Khan, 29, is wanted on a charge of second-degree murder." --ELSEWHERE IN THE GTA...
-- "Peel Regional Police said a woman is dead after being stabbed near Hurontario Street and Highway 407 in Brampton on Friday. Few details have been released about the circumstances surrounding the incident." --Ooops... Toronto media screws up and belatedly issues description of armed Pacific Mall robber.
WASHINGTON -- "Over the next few weeks, the US and partner nations will launch a joint training program in Europe in which Ukrainian pilots will learn how to operate fourth-generation fighter jets, like the US-made F-16." --
-- "Police say officers in riot gear are on standby if Victoria Day celebrations in Toronto’s east end descend into 'mayhem' like they did last year. Two people were shot, two others were robbed at gunpoint, one person was stabbed, groups of people were shooting fireworks at each other and seven officers were injured." --And...
-- "York Regional Police say a shot was fired during a jewelry store robbery at Pacific Mall in Markham on Thursday afternoon. Suspect information has yet to be released." --
-- "Nearly half of hotel rooms in New York City today are filled with newly arrived border crossers and illegal aliens, living rent-free at the expense of local taxpayers, Mayor Eric Adams (D) says." --MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH...
-- "Peel Regional Police have arrested Danish Thakur, 24, Daljeet Singh, 28, Harmanpreet Singh, 22, Snowerpreet Khehra, 25, Komalpreet Singh, 22, Saheyad Kang, 21, Arundeep Singh, 24 and Maninderjit Singh, 26, in connection with a kidnapping and robbery in Brampton earlier this year." --
-- "A report indicates U.S. military officials are now walking back claims a recent Syria drone strike killed an al-Qaeda terrorist and may have in fact killed 56-year-old Lotfi Hassan Misto, a bricklayer father of 10 who had been tending to his sheep." --OH, NO... SLOW JOE...
-- "The Biden administration infamously killed an innocent man and several children in 2021 after a suicide bombing killed American soldiers fleeing Afghanistan in the final days of that war." --
-- "A Laval man, Alex Tran, 60, has been sentenced after concocting a scheme in which he helped people pass their written driver’s licence exam by feeding them answers through an earpiece." --LAND OF SECOND CHANCES...
-- Albanian fugitive in Montreal, Ëngjëll Brahimi, 60, gets bail despite being convicted in absentia of killing police officer Astrit Brace, and his eight-year-old son, Asllan." --THEY CANT EVEN KEEP KILLERS LOCKED UP...
-- "Denis Bégin, a convicted killer and one of Quebec’s 10 most wanted criminals, is back behind bars after having spent more than three years on the lam." --
-- "York Regional Police are investigating after a gunshot was fired during a robbery at Pacific Mall in the Steeles Avenue and Kennedy Road area at around 4:00 p.m. Thursday. No descriptions have been provided at this time." --
-- "Toronto Police say they’ve arrested 39-year-old Candace Greenwood after officers responded to a report of a person with a knife earlier this week." --
-- "A 29-year-old Peterborough man has been charged with second-degree murder in connection with the death of a two-month-old infant in 2021. The investigation was turned over to Peterborough police’s homicide unit when it was discovered that the infant had sustained 'catastrophic' internal injuries." --And here's the punchline... no pun intended...
-- "Police are not naming the alleged killer due to privacy concerns." --
-- "The practice of barring white candidates from applying for positions has also become concerningly prevalent in the UK as a whole, with both the BBC and ITV previously advertising jobs intended only for minority candidates." --
