COPS TOO BUSY PADLOCKING CHURCHES...

...AND JAILING CANADIAN CLERGY TO KEEP UP WITH GANGBANGERS...

  --  "British Columbia gangster Jaskeert Kalkat gunned down in the parking lot of the Market Crossing Mall at Marine Way and Byrne Road about 8:30 p.m."

The murder is likely retaliation for the fatal shooting of United Nations gangster Karman Grewal.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE

"He's lived through his first hundred days and already destroyed most of our institutions -- there won't be anything left for me to ruin," said a nervous-looking Harris as she put her feet up on the Oval Office desk, as Biden was taking a nap.

IN OTHER VIRUS NEWS

Ireland’s national health service operator was hit by a major ransomware attack that forced it to shut down all of its IT systems, the government agency announced on Friday.

I'M SO OLD I REMEMBER CANADA

  --  According to the OPP, the four individuals were halted during a traffic stop on Highway 112 in Otto Township on May 8, where officers discovered that they didn't live together.

Each person was charged with Failing To Comply With A Continued Section 7.0.2 order, which could cost each of them $750.  --  

IT GETS BETTER:

  --  The church was also fined $35,000 with pastor Henry Hildebrandt fined $10,000 and assistant pastor Peter Wall fined $3,000.

SO MUCH FOR PURE ATHLETIC ABILITY

"The NBA announced Thursday the creation of a new award — the Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Social Justice Champion Award — to recognize players who are making strides in the fight for social justice."

MORE MURDER ON THE LEFT COAST

"There's been another shooting in Metro Vancouver, this time at a shopping complex in Burnaby. Police on the scene at Market Crossing told CBC News one person was killed and two others were injured, including a woman."

WHAT'S PAYBACK FOR 2000 ROCKETS?

I GUESS WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT...

-- "The Israel Defense Forces sent ground troops into Gaza early Friday morning local time, in an effort to uproot Palestinian terrorists who have fired nearly 2,000 rockets at Israeli civilians over the past several days." --

MORE SELF-INFLICTED INJURY:

In a briefing with reporters, IDF Col. Elad Goren accused Hamas of diverting fuel earmarked for Gaza's desalination plant to rocket use.

"Now, 250,000 residents in Beit Lahiya in Gaza do not have water because of Hamas' decision."

KILLING CANADA ONE BIZ AT A TIME

"Greyhound Canada is permanently cutting all bus routes across the country, shutting down the intercity bus carrier's operations in Canada after nearly a century of service. The complete loss of so-called farebox revenue during the pandemic has forced the company to permanently cease operations."

#ReligionOfPeace

"It seems almost quaint to note that indiscriminate attacks on civilians is a war crime. Everyone knows it is, no one seems to care much when the target is Israelis."

WHO'S NEXT?

-- "The ransomware attack on Washington, D.C.,’s Metropolitan Police Department is much more extensive than was originally reported." --

THEY DO IT BECAUSE IT WORKS:

-- "Colonial Pipeline Co. paid hackers nearly $5 million to free their computer network."

LEADER OF THE UNFREE WORLD:

"When asked by reporters if he knew about the ransom payment, President Biden said he had 'no comment'."

DIPPERS PICK A SIDE

And... wait for it...  it's the guys indiscriminately firing rockets at civilians...

-- OTTAWA — "NDP Leader Jagmeet Singh is calling on the federal government to halt arms sales to Israel amid escalating violence in the region."

JORDAN PETERSON STEPS UP

"I have a million more YouTube subscribers than our national broadcaster CBC. So does that make me a broadcaster to be regulated by Trudeau's pathetic minions? Or does it just indicate that CBC is a failure, despite the fortune it takes in in public subsidy?"

I BLAME THE EVIL RACIST RCMP

-- PRINCE ALBERT, Sask. - A veteran Saskatchewan Mountie, Cpl. Bernie Herman, a 32-year member of the RCMP, is facing a charge of first-degree murder after police say a man's body was discovered in a wooded area. --

Wait a sec... is there ANYTHING you're not telling me?

-- "Brett Herman says that his brother and Bernie Herman are both from the Clear Water Dene Nation.  He says that Braden and Bernie had a history." --

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH:

SUDBURY -- "Isaiah Alvarado, a cocaine dealer from Toronto has received six years in jail for a drug deal gone bad in Sault Ste. Marie in 2020 that left one person dead."

GETTING ALL THE JUSTICE...

...YOUR RACIAL IDENTITY DESERVES...

-- "The 'Racial Justice Bureau' will fall under the California Department of Justice’s Civil Rights Enforcement Section and be composed of six new attorneys and a supervising deputy attorney general." --

BUT WAIT... THERE'S MORE:

"The latest recruitment ad from the US Army features a girl raised by 2 moms, civil rights protests, a lesbian wedding and women 'shattering stereotypes'."

TIMING IS EVERYTHING

"President Joe Biden increased refugee resettlement in the month of April by 904 percent compared to the same time last year, the latest data reveals."

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW

  --  "Toronto police have released images of three men wanted in a North York shooting that killed 57-year-old Anthony Martin, of Maple York region man last year."  --  

UPDATE:   Homicide #10/2021

"On Wednesday, May 12, 2021, Ahmed Al-Farkh, 34, of Toronto, was arrested for the second degree murder of Nathaniel Brettel."

THE CRAPPIEST GENERATION

Everything Is Amazing... And Nobody Is Happy

SO TWITTER CANCELLED DONALD TRUMP...

...BUT DOESN'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS...

-- "Malik has since been glorifying the attack on Israelis and cheering the death and destruction."

DIVERSITY IS OUR...

...SWEET BABY JEBUS...

-- EDMONTON - Sherwood Park funeral home owner Gamdur Singh Brar, 43, was charged with first degree murder in the death of his nephew, Harmanjot Singh Bhattal and the attempted murder of his wife Satvir Kaur Brar after a shooting Friday, May 7 on Baseline Road." --

IN OTHER DIVERSITY NEWS:

ROBBINSVILLE, N.J. (CBSNewYork) — "About 200 workers at a large Hindu temple in central New Jersey say they were forced into manual labor for a little more than $1 an hour."

JUSTIN SAVES CANADA

"Almost one third of all air travellers arriving in Canada have been allowed to skip the mandatory stay in a government-approved quarantine hotel."