-- "Pro-life activist Mark Houck, whose 2022 arrest by the FBI under the Biden administration drew national headlines has reached a seven-figure settlement after suing the Justice Department over his arrest and prosecution." --
-- "Lauren Bullis, who worked as an auditor at the Department of Homeland Security, was shot and stabbed by 26-year-old Olaolukitan Adon-Abel went on his deadly rampage in Atlanta." --The usual, well... you know......
-- "A 47-year-old man charged in the fatal stabbing of a U.S. Marine in downtown Wilmington, North Carolina, has a criminal history spanning more than three decades." --
-- "The Israel Police released footage showing the back of the truck when it was being opened late Monday, revealing the men tightly crammed inside the waste compartment." --
-- "Iran’s barbaric regime is set to execute Bita Hemmati over recent protests, one of an estimated 1,600 sentenced to death by the Islamic Republic in the past year. Her husband, Mohammadreza Majid Asl, 34, as well as two other men, Behrouz and Kourosh Zamaninezhad, are also sentenced to death following a hasty trial and their property confiscated." --
And where is Mark carney in all this?
Toronto Police are investigating a shooting near Islington Avenue and Bloor Street in Etobicoke that occurred early Wednesday morning. No suspect information has been provided.No gun... no problem...
-- "Mississauga Transit driver Baljeet Dhaliwal has pleaded not guilty to dangerous operation causing death at her judge-alone trial." --And...
-- "Hamilton Police say they are investigating a crash in Hamilton that left one man dead, a toddler critically injured, and two women with serious, life-altering injuries." --And...
-- "A youth is in stable condition after being stabbed in Pickering early Wednesday." --Who's torching Markham?
Finally...
-- "Toronto Police have released images of a suspect accused of assaulting one person unprovoked on a TTC bus on Tuesday morning." --
-- "Caledon man Nnenna Oketa, 44, is facing charges in connection with the seizure of fraudulent passports at Toronto Pearson International Airport. The documents were found concealed inside sandals shipped from Nigeria." --
-- "Doly Begum, the former New Democrat MPP for Scarborough Southwest who shocked the party when she defected to the federal Liberals, will now be heading to Ottawa after cruising to victory in Scarborough Southwest's federal byelection Monday night." --
APPARENTLY, 'GLAMOUR SHOTS' IS BACK IN BUSINESS...
-- "A most baffling betrayal: Sarnians weigh-in regarding Marilyn Gladu’s floor crossing. Spoiler alert: constituents are furious." --Oh, c'mon... you remember 'Glamour Shots.'
-- "Peel Regional Police say Praven Wijayanantham, 27, and 28‑year‑old Thanisan Thanabalasingam are facing charges after officers interrupted separate fuel‑card fraud operations at Mississauga gas stations." --And...
-- "Vaughan Pastor Isaac Oppong is the ‘principal suspect’ in connection with an organized fraud scheme targeting a program that provides assistance to people who are homeless or at risk of homelessness." --
-- "Durham Regional Police say one person is dead following a ‘BREAK-IN' at a home near Taunton and Westney roads in Ajax overnight. No suspect descriptions have been publicly released." --
Here's a thought... less lipstick... more journalism.
UPDATE: Victim was found suffering from 'traumatic injuries'
UPDATE2: Sources have told CP24 that the victim’s name is Sanjula Perera
IN RELATED NEWS...
-- "Ontario is planning a massive expansion of jails over the next few decades. The province’s jails are bursting and have been significantly over capacity for years, with the situation worsening." --Brace yourself, Ontario...
-- "The proposed plan would cost at least $7 billion in today’s money to build some 6,000 new beds." --I just want a family doctor.
-- "The Carney Liberals did not win a majority government through a general election or today’s by-elections. Instead, it was won through backroom deals with politicians who betrayed the people who voted for them.” --SmallDeadAnimals has more.
-- "The Chicago Tribune noted that gun-related violence was up during the first quarter of 2026, with Chicago recording 105 homicides through the first week of April, up slightly from the 98 killings seen in the same time period in 2025.” --
The convicted killer is currently serving a life sentence with no parole eligibility for 20 years after pleading guilty in January 2025 to second-degree murder after a Surrey, B.C., homicide.
-- "Autumn Cordellioné, a transgender 'woman' convicted of strangling an 11-month-old baby was quietly freed 30 years early from an Indiana prison and quickly launched an OnlyFans account. According to reports. Cordellioné was spotted in Evansville by an unnamed person who recognized her from the 2002 trial, when she still went by her birth name, Jonathan Richardson." --It gets better...
-- "Behind bars, Cordellioné, who also now identifies as Muslim, launched a separate lawsuit against her prison chaplain after alleging that she was denied a hijab." --IN OTHER BABY-MURDERING NEWS...
-- "Accused gunman Amuri Greene was targeting the baby’s rapper father, Jamari Patterson, when he fired into a crowd in Williamsburg on April 1, killing little Kaori Patterson-Moore, the sources said." --
-- "Mohammad Aburas and Rami Qasem are refugee claimants while Nawabit is a permanent resident. 'We are thwarted at every step of the way from blocking them from entry,' a Canada Border Services Agency source said. 'Even when we try to deport them, we face countless roadblocks.'" --
Import the third world... become the third world.
NO GUN... NO PROBLEM...
-- "Ottawa Paramedics said they treated a 30-year old man for a stab wound to the chest in the ByWard Market before transporting him to hospital in critical condition." --And Toronto is getting ready for the coming jihad!
-- "President Trump warned on Monday that any ships that target the U.S. naval blockade of Iranian ports and the Strait of Hormuz will be 'immediately ELIMINATED.'" --Hey... what's life without a dream, huh Masoud?
-- "Iran has condemned the blockade as 'piracy' and vowed to respond with force." --Enhancing American GDP...
-- "More than 100 empty oil tankers are making their way to the U.S. to fill up as the war in Iran forces the industry to find new sources of oil." --
-- "The $4 billion federal prison system has a quarter more employees than prisoners in custody, new figures show. Staff outnumber inmates even with job cuts proposed this year, said a Correctional Service report: 'The current portfolio is not sustainable.'" --POLITICS AIN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE...
-- "Some politicians are accused of being two-faced, but one candidate for office in the UK has no face. Fajila Patel wants to be the first faceless politician by getting elected wearing a burka." --
-- "A man in his 20s suffered serious injuries after a shooting near Bleecker and Wellesley streets in Toronto’s downtown core on Monday morning. Investigators were not able to provide a suspect description." --And...
-- "Halton Police said Jayson Burgher, 18, is facing charges in connection with a “targeted” shooting in Oakville last month." --And...
-- "York Regional Police are investigating what they say is a targeted shooting early this morning in East Gwillimbury." --Even Barrie isn't immune to this influx of violence.
-- "Cuban President Miguel DÃaz-Canel revealed that his island nation is bracing for an attack from the US and declared that 'he is willing to die' resisting President Trump." --
-- "NASA and its partners are targeting the moon’s south pole, believed to have vast reserves of ice that could provide water and fuel for a future base — a project expected to cost $20 billion to $30 billion." --YOUR MONEY... CARNEY'S CORPORATE FRIENDS...
-- "Construction of the first phase linking Montreal and Ottawa is set to kick off in 2029 or 2030, and the full project is estimated to cost between $60 billion and $90 billion." --
-- “The biggest victim of this policy is going to be Kathy Hochul when the last living taxpayer just hits the road, and she has to look at this guy and say 'you had to make a race-based tax system.'” --How's that DEI stuff working out for corporate America?
-- "Oudom Bun, 23, has been arrested, and there is a warrant out for Kyaw Doe, 24, in connection to the murder of 20-year-old Dane Nisbet. Doe has ties to criminal elements in both western and northern Ontario." --
And, yet again... it's the guys with the way-cool names... the backbone of Justin Trudeau's 'post-national' state.
NOTA BENE... Ol' Kyaw was previously prohibited from possessing firearms
Hmmm... I wonder who this will turn out to be.
-- "They have chosen not to accept our terms. We leave here with a very simple proposal: a method of understanding that is our final and best offer. We’ll see if the Iranians accept it.'" --IT GETS BETTER...
-- "President Donald Trump detailed a sweeping 'all-or-nothing' U.S. blockade of the Strait of Hormuz, vowing to choke off Iran’s oil profits and warning that no country — ally or adversary — will be allowed to bypass the crackdown." --
-- "Barrie Police are searching for 28-year-old Adam Myshak in connection with the stabbing of a 43-year-old man who had to be air-lifted to a Toronto-area trauma centre." --
The face tats, the dead shark eyes, the room temperature IQ... at minimum, we have to castrate this freak.
And while we're talking death penalty.
-- "Being a 9-year-old drag princess is fantastically glamourous. Montreal's Nemis Melancon has learned that during his two years of costuming, dancing and lip synching. Watch Melancon's mother transform her son into the competitive, vogueing Queen Lactatia." --Oh, trust me... it gets better.
-- "Abdirashid Ismail Said, 50, accused of orchestrating an $11 million Medicaid fraud scheme in Minnesota has skipped a scheduled court appearance this week, forfeiting his bond, prompting a warrant for his arrest, authorities said." --
-- "Two NYPD detectives confronted the 44-year-old and told him to drop the machete. He ignored their commands and repeatedly claimed that he was 'Lucifer' and was shot three times, according to police sources." --Could be worse, I suppose.
-- "Secretary of State Marco Rubio has yanked the green cards of three more Iranian nationals tied to Tehran who were living it up in the US – a week after the arrest of the niece and grandniece of the late Iranian mastermind, Gen. Qasem Soleimani." --Specifically...
-- "ICE agents arrested Seyed Eissa Hashemi, Maryam Tahmasebi and their son for removal this week, citing their connections to a notorious figure from the Iran hostage crisis." --
-- "A man in his 30s was rushed to hospital with serious life-threatening injuries after an early-morning stabbing near Kingston and Brimley roads in Scarborough. Two suspects have been arrested at the scene." --No gun... no problem...
-- "A man is in hospital after a stabbing at a GO station in Brampton early Saturday morning." --The usual, well... you know...
-- "A drive-by shooting at Jane Street and Sheppard Avenue in North York left three women in their 20s injured early Saturday." --The guys with the way-cool names...
-- "A second suspect, Zavion Boswell, 22, has been arrested in connection with a fatal downtown shooting that left an 18-year-old man dead late last year." --Kill the Young Offenders Act...
-- "A teenager who fatally stabbed an 83-year-old retired kindergarten teacher in Pickering, Ont., in 2025 has pleaded guilty to first-degree murder." --
-- "A 41-year-old Scarborough man is charged with a host of offences including armed robbery and discharging a firearm, and is currently in police custody in London, authorities announced Friday. Police said two men, one armed with a firearm, forced two victims from an east end home into a pickup truck belonging to a victim." --Fortunately for you, the London Free Press still does 'actual' journalism...
-- "Dexter George, 41, of Scarborough, is charged with armed robbery, discharging a firearm with intent to wound or endanger life and pointing a firearm." --MATH IS HARD... SAYS CBC AND BARBIE...
-- "‘Black people engage in criminal activity at a higher level than other racial groups and this fact is accurately reflected in official crime statistics.’" --And let's do something about their dumbass aboriginal reporting.
-- "Toronto Police arrested Ilan Philosophe, 42, the owner of a Toronto excavating and shoring company, for firing on the homes of GFL Environmental Inc. Chief Executive Officer Patrick Dovigi and another GFL-affiliated executive." --You ever notice it's never Bob or Doug that's blasting away at people in public?
-- "Mohammad Aburas, 26, Ameer Nabout, 22, Ameen Nabout, 20, Rami Qasem, 42, and Sari Nawabit, 36, have been charged with first-degree murder in the fatal shooting of a teenage boy in Stoney Creek. This was a targeted attack involving multiple individuals and multiple firearms, Det. Staff Sgt. Robert Di Ianni confirmed." --And, once again... it's the usual, well... you know.
-- "Gunfire rang out around 1 a.m. Friday at the campus bar of the college in Sarnia, leaving 20-year-old Dane Nisbet dead and two injured, city police say. This is the second homicide linked to Lambton College in the last 16 months after a 22-year-old international student from India was stabbed to death." --
But wait... there's more...
-- "The University of Ottawa has ordered a lockdown at its main campus due to a 'violent incident.'" --Yet another shocker... criminals ignore gun bans...
-- A Trent Lakes man who was prohibited from possessing firearms has been arrested in connection with the seizure of 53 rifles and a quantity of cocaine." --So the Liberals go after law-abiding firearms owners.
-- "Claire Coutinho MP, Shadow Minister for Equalities, told GB News: "Having struggled for so long to define what a woman is, Labour have now decided it’s easier just to abolish the concept entirely. 'For all the flaws in the Government’s digital ID plans, there can be no excuse for failing to accurately record a person’s biological sex.'" --
-- "A Chicago dad who was expecting his second child was bludgeoned to death outside a bar in an early morning attack — as police seek to question four persons of interest who have eluded capture in the crime-ridden city for two weeks." --
-- "A 46-year-old man is in police custody following a stabbing in Brampton that left his mother and sister critically injured on Hummingbird Court near Hurontario Street and Steeles Avenue. 'I can confirm that the one female is in her 70s and the other female is in her 50s,” a police spokesperson said." --
And, apparently... tow truck wars are back.
So, what's happening in Hamilton these days?
HEY... THOUGHT YOUR KID WOULD GET A SUMMER JOB?
-- "As of April 1, 2026, post-secondary international students in Canada no longer need a co-op work permit to participate in student work placements such as co-ops, internships, and practicums." --THINK AGAIN.
-- "Turns out socialist slogans don’t survive contact with reality." --
And look what he's doing with tax rates.
Could be worse...
-- "California Attorney General Rob Bonta said the ring defrauded the state of more than $267 million through fraudulent billing to Medi-Cal, the state-administered Medicaid program. In total, 21 people have been charged." --
-- "UK pastor Cheryl Bartley later recorded a video about the death — saying that she saw Smith in heaven, ‘dancing with Jesus.’ Bartley has been charged with gross negligence manslaughter." --Oh... it gets better...
-- "Robert Smith, 61, had already been baptized but wanted the new ceremony to become a ‘born-again believer.’" --
-- "The Mohamed family was present at the now infamous 2021 meeting between Ellison and members of the Somali community where would-be fraudsters could be heard asking the state's attorney general to help them secure more funding, before the conversation turned to campaign donations." --The racist shithole where he lives...
-- "A House Democrat running for re-election in a battleground district previously said his home state was ‘stolen land’ and claimed racism was ‘embedded' into nearly everything.’" --
-- "Naesean Okoko, 19, is facing multiple charges, including attempted murder, following a carjacking near Central Park Drive and Torbram Road in Brampton where two victims were shot. One victim remains in hospital in critical condition." --In other 'undocumented firearms owners' news...
-- "Daesean Sherk-White, 20, has been charged with attempted murder." --
And...
-- "Khaleil McDonald, 24, of no fixed address, is facing 12 charges, including assault with intent to resist arrest." --And...
-- "Mustafa Sadat, 25, who injured two police officers earlier this week in Durham Region is facing charges." --
Why is it always the guys with the way-cool names?
Finally... it's nothing a little sweatlodge won't fix.
-- "Decarlos Brown Jr. had been arrested earlier this year but was released without bail by a liberal judge. This was despite Brown having had 14 previous criminal charges, which include charges of armed robbery, felony larceny, and breaking and entering over the last 14 years. He was also imprisoned for five years stemming from a robbery with a deadly weapon charge." --And don't get me started on Chicago.
-- "Less credit for pre-sentence custody, the relieved Arsalan Chaudhary has just 42 months left to serve. Ontario Court Justice Shannon McPherson also ordered Arsalan Chaudhary, 44, to pay back $22 million to Brinks." --He'll be out in 18 months and Brinks will never see a penny.
-- "It’s a 'good situation' when Cabinet Ministers’ spouses can enjoy their own careers, Prime Minister Mark Carney said yesterday. He DISMISSED QUESTIONS regarding the finance minister’s personal involvement in promoting a regional rail corporation THAT HIRED HIS WIFE AS VICE PRESIDENT: 'It’s important that we have a system that those individuals can continue to pursue their career.'" --It's what Liberals do.
-- "Toronto Police say officers responded at approximately 3:04 a.m. to reports of a shooting at Danzig Street and Morningside Avenue. Evidence of gunfire was located at the scene, with damage reported to the walls and windows of the residence. There is no suspect information available at this time." --
Smells like Toronto Community Housing to me.
And 'professional' journalist Jermaine has missed one other small detail...
-- "A wild shootout in a crowd of 200 people – a crowd that included small children – remains one of the worst nights of gun violence Toronto has ever seen at a housing complex near Morningside Avenue and Danzig Street on July 16, 2012." --
You won't put people in jail... it's gonna keep happening.
And putting their names in the article would just be rude, right?
-- "Hamilton police say a man involved in a 'neighbour dispute' in the city’s east end was in possession of a sawed-off shotgun that he had concealed in a bag." --
-- "Surveillance video captured a terrifying and apparent late-night random act of violence in Warren County, Ohio, when a knife-wielding man told a homeowner he intended to kill him 'in the name of Allah.'" -- "It gets better... by which I mean worse...
-- "Surveillance footage from the home then appeared to show 23-year-old Anthony Long kneeling in the driveway and praying before approaching the home." --I'm so old, I remember when the world wasn't batshit insane.
-- "Mohamed Mahdi, 30, of Brampton, has been charged with multiple firearm-related offences, including discharging a restricted or prohibited firearm and possession of a loaded prohibited firearm." --
Someone explain to me, how this is not terrorism.
Brampton men keep popping up in the news.
-- "Homegrown terrorists Emir Balat, 18, and Ibraham Kayumi, 19, were caught on footage — from a built-in dashboard camera on their car ride from Pennsylvania to Manhattan — casually chatting about how they planned to target Lang, who organized the rally, and hoped he would be 'split in half' in the bombing attack." --It gets better...
-- "The pair also discussed how they wished for maximum casualties — and their chilling backup plan to toss the explosives in a café if all else failed." --
