MEANWHILE... BACK IN ZOHRAN MAMDANI'S SOCIALIST PARADISE...

-- "Wild video of the fight shared on social media show the assailant tackle and repeatedly punch the 58-year-old MTA operator in the face on the platform of the 177th Street-Parkchester station around 10:15 p.m. Friday." --

It gets better... by which I mean worse...

-- "The NYPD is 6,000 cops short of peak staffing, and they’ll be stretched thin patrolling events tied to the soccer tournament and to America’s 250th anniversary, and Zoh refuses to hire more cops." --

We're hitting 'Peak Mamdani' apparently...From the comments...

-- "This guy grew up with literal African servants waiting on him." --

WELL, HABIBI... WHATEVER HAPPENS NEXT... YOU FIND OUT FIRST...

-- “You must receive permission from Iranian Sepah navy for passing through the strait. If any vessel tries to transit without permission, will be destroyed,” an Iranian official was heard saying in audio shared with the Wall Street Journal by a crew member." --

Somebody wasn't listening...

-- "The threat comes despite President Trump announcing late Tuesday that Iran agreed to the “COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING of the Strait of Hormuz,” through which over a fifth of the world’s seaborne oil flows annually." --

The Muslim world does love to bluster.

THEY'RE COUNTING ON THE APATHY & IGNORANCE OF THE AVERAGE VOTER...

-- "Doly Begum, a Liberal byelection candidate, in social media posts prior to her nomination described Liberals as untrustworthy, conniving and 'the surest path to greater evil.' Begum is a former deputy leader of the New Democrat opposition in the Ontario legislature: 'The shine has worn off the Liberals’ formula of fake progressivism.'" --

LET'S START A FUNDRAISER FOR ANY CONVICT WHO KILLS THIS SAVAGE...

-- "The image, released by prosecutors on Tuesday, shows the young girl standing behind Tanner Horner on the day she was strangled in Texas in November 2022. In the black-and-white photo, Athena appears visibly uneasy as Horner focuses on the road ahead." --

JUST YOUR TYPICAL 'CARTEL-READY' TEXAS TEENS...

-- "The accused Austin teens — Jose Rojas-Alvarado, Oscar Armando Santiago-Martinez, Angel Lemus-Perez, and Carlos Roberto Oliva-Villeda — allegedly tied up, burned and beat the victim with a baseball bat while taking it in turns holding a gun to his head." --

Meanwhile... back at the ranch. 

Finally... tragedy averted.

WHAT HATH PRESIDENT GRANDAD WROUGHT?

-- "Haitian illegal immigrant Rolbert Joachim, 40, who was caught and released by the Biden administration in 2022 was arrested after bludgeoning a mother to death with a hammer in broad daylight." --

THOSE DARNED 'ANONYMOUS' BRANTFORD MEN...

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-- "The accused has also been charged with possession of prohibited firearm with ammunition; possession of firearm contrary to prohibition order; and breach of probation order." --

Meanwhile, the Carney Liberals are chasing legal, registered firearms owners. 

SELF-SELECTING FOR MARTYRDOM... YEAH, THAT WORKS TOO...

-- "Iranian officials had called on civilians to help protect energy infrastructure amid President Donald Trump's threats to begin targeting it." --

Yup... these people...

-- "The New York Times' Terence Smith, writing about Iran in 1984, described the use of child soldiers by Iran to clear minefields." --

And nothing has changed since then. 

BREAKING... Trump agrees to 2 week ceasefire

'CHEESE EATING SURRENDER-MONKEYS'...

-- "'Everything must be done to prevent Lebanon from descending into chaos,' Macron wrote on X/Twitter. 'Hezbollah must immediately halt its escalating conflict. Israel must abandon its large-scale offensive and cease its massive airstrikes.'" --

Jock up, Pitou... it's not like they didn't warn us...

"If you are not able to find an IED or a bullet, then single out the disbelieving American, Frenchman, or any of their allies.  Smash his head with a rock, or slaughter him with a knife, or run him over with your car, or throw him down from a high place, or choke him, or poison him."

When they tell you who they are... you best believe.

MAD MULLAHS REFUSE TO FACE THEIR HIROSHIMA/NAGASAKI MOMENT...

-- "Roughly 50 strikes were carried out on military targets on the Islamic Republic’s oil-critical stronghold which controls roughly 90% of Iranian crude oil exports. As the clock ticked down on Trump’s deadline, strikes in other parts of Iran only intensified." --

-- "Lincoln ordered done what had to be done to break the will of the fanatics in Richmond and spread throughout the confederacy.  Like Presidents Wilson, FDR and Truman in the next century, Lincoln had his terms and would accept nothing less. " --

SMELL THAT 'PROFESSIONAL' JOURNALISM...

-- "And they go, ‘Yeah, bad news. We reviewed the special again, we’d like you to take out the Muslim joke.’ I go, ‘Oh, why?’ And they go, ‘Well, the last time a comic did a Muslim joke, we got bomb threats. We got death threats. They said they were going to kill us." --

You think I'm joking?

-- "French police confirmed Wednesday that 12 people were shot and killed by gunmen at the Paris offices of Charlie Hebdo, a satirical weekly newspaper." --

It's funny what American media doesn't have a problem with...

-- "On March 24, PBS stations debuted a long negative campaign commercial disguised as a documentary titled 'White With Fear,' on how 'America’s conservative political machine uses racial fault lines to gain power.'" --

Meanwhile... back at the ranch...

-- "Police are searching for a male driver who allegedly got into a fight with another driver in Toronto’s east end, boxing him in with his vehicle and producing a gun. The suspect is described as having an olive complexion, approximately 40-years-old and bald, with a beard." --

CANADA IS A WARNING TO THE REST OF THE WORLD...

-- "Canada is currently the site of a massive, unintentional economic experiment: what happens when a nation with the world’s second-largest landmass and third-largest oil reserves chooses to prioritize the past over the future?" --

THE PRICE OF PRESIDENT GRANDAD'S 'NO BORDER' POLICIES...

-- "Illegal alien gang member Yefry Archaga executes pleading 15-year-old Miles Young in cold-blooded ambush. This savage murder of an American teenager highlights the deadly cost of open borders and weak enforcement." --

Noose... tree... do it now.

AT LEAST TORONTO COPS HAVE STOPPED BRINGING THEM SNACKS...

-- "A group of about 20 anti-Israel protesters staged their expanded weekly rally and march through one of Toronto’s most Jewish neighbourhoods on Sunday, two weeks after the city police issued new instructions limiting the route. 'I get to see them screaming with their megaphones into the faces of elderly people just trying to get to the drugstore or the grocery store,” said the resident. There is no target here other than the people that live here.'" --

Behold... the new, diverse entrepreneurs...

 -- "Halton Police charged Rafi Ahmed, 23, Shafi Ahmed, 24, Levente Glonczi, 21, David Ho, 29, Jason Ho, 31 and 29-year-old Thanh Bui in connection with an online counterfeit currency sales ring in the GTA." --

AND BILL DAVIS WEPT... THE NEVER-ENDING TRIBAL 'FRICTION' IN BRAMPTON...

-- "Peel Regional Police kept protesters behind metal barricades as they waved the yellow flags of Khalistan, the homeland that Sikhs are demanding be carved out of India, which is resisted by a politically controlled Hindu-supported government." --

HERE'S HOPING THEY LEFT THEIR SWORDS AT HOME THIS TIME

-- "Then who's gonna deliver my food if all the Uber drivers are chopping arms off in Brampton.  This is why my chicken shawarma was cold last night." --

And tribal conflict is hardly the only issue...

-- "Break-and-enters remain a persistent issue in Mississauga and Brampton, with over 500 incidents reported to police since the start of 2026." --

And...

-- "Two men have been injured in an altercation that led to a shooting in Brampton." --

The usual, well... you know...

-- "South Simcoe Police describe the suspects as black males, wearing dark clothing and face coverings. Police have obtained video footage from the home and releasing photos for the public to help identify the suspects." --

UPDATE3: TORONTO HOMICIDE #35/2025... THE DIVERSITY CHRONICLES...

-- "Toronto Police say that Kye-Shawne Griffiths, 29, now faces a charge of second-degree murder in connection with the death of Markham man Yueyuan Dong at a restaurant at Sheppard Avenue and Brimley Road in Scarborough." --

THE LUNATIC LEFT I RUNNING OUT OF 'SOLUTIONS'...

-- "Right now, there is a coordinated wave of new tax proposals sweeping California, New York, Washington state, Massachusetts, Michigan and Connecticut.  The common thread? They all believe the solution to self-inflicted budget crises is to reach deeper into the pockets of their most productive residents." --

♪ "MAKING A LIST... CHECKING IT TWICE..." ♪

-- "Defense Minister Israel Katz and the IDF announced on Monday that the Israel Air Force assassinated the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps’s Intelligence Organization chief, Majid Khademi, effectively No. 2 within the IRGC." --

YOU CAN RUN... BUT YOU'LL ON DIE EXHAUSTED...

-- "He kept moving, relocating, but ultimately, he was hunted down and eliminated." --

Not to worry... all his friends will be there in hell to greet him.

THE KAMALA PEOPLE ARE AT IT AGAIN...

-- "'Saturday Night Live' mused over the weekend about the possibility of President Trump being assassinated — much to the delight of its far-left audience. The sick moment occurred during the show’s 'Weekend Update' segment when Michael Che crowbarred the 'joke' into a bit about the president attending a performance at the Trump Kennedy Center." --

THE FAMILY THAT PREYS TOGETHER... TEXAS RAPPER EDITION...

-- "The rapper — whose real name is Lontrell D. Williams Jr. — was arrested in Dallas, Texas, on Wednesday, and booked in connection to a federal criminal case, said law enforcement sources.  Williams father, Lontrell Williams Sr., was also arrested in Memphis, Tennessee." --

There it is, folks... the music that soothes men's souls.

DEMOCRATS CRAP ALL OVER PRESIDENT GRANDAD WITH EASTER MESSAGE...

-- "‘Better times at the White House,' read a Sunday morning post on the account, which was accompanied by a photo of one of the back of former President Barack Obama's and head and an easter bunny head, with the duo looking at the Washington monument in between them." --

And even Obama loyalists are calling out the crazies...

-- "‘Democrats are worried about bathroom access and locker room access,’ scoffs Emanuel. Meanwhile, “you have 50% of our kids not reading at grade level.    It’s a perfect example of Dems’ detachment from middle-class values.’" --

I'M SO OLD, I REMEMBER WHEN YOU ONLY HIRED THE BEST AND BRIGHTEST...

-- "Armed police guarding ­Sir Sadiq Khan, the Mayor of London, left a bag of guns outside his home. The Metropolitan Police’s directorate of professional standards said, ‘At around 9.40pm, a member of the public called police after finding a bag containing Met-issued firearms and a Taser on a street in south London. We recognise the concern this may cause.’" --

Five unidentified officers have been removed from front-line duty. 

It's a miracle the wrong people didn't find this bag.

MAKING MONKEYS OUT OF MULLAHS...

-- "It is believed that the Iranians were fired upon from the air as they tried to approach the US base of operations. There were no US deaths among the rescue team, and all the commandos and the weapons officer involved returned safely." --

And, a little closer to home...

-- "After he was arrested, Sayed Mousavi, 29, said he was going to shoot up the Sandy Police Department and stated several times that as soon as he was released, he would kill Americans, according to the Utah Department of Public Safety." --

YEAH, I THINK I'VE SEEN THIS MOVIE...

-- "The KAIST humanoid is not just about speed or flashy moves. It reflects a bigger change in how robots are built and trained. By combining custom hardware with smarter AI, researchers are pushing machines closer to human-like capability." --

YOUR DAILY GTA MAYHEM...

-- "Toronto Police say a woman in her 20s has been sent to the hospital following an early morning stabbing at a home near Ossington Avenue and Harbord Street in Toronto’s west end.   A man in his 50s has been arrested. He was also rushed to the hospital.  Police did not disclose the relationship, if any, between the man and woman." --

Sadly, it's not just big cities anymore...

-- "A shooting in downtown Barrie has resulted in a 30-year-old man from Barrie being taken to a Toronto-area trauma centre in serious but stable condition." --

Meanwhile... back at the 'New Caliphate.' 

And how's that government 'gun grab' going?

NOW I COULD'VE SWORN THE BRITISH EMPIRE OUTLAWED SLAVERY IN 1833...

-- "Liberal Immigration Minister Lena Diab’s department drafted a citizenship guide expressing shame for Canada over slavery, Access To Information records show.  The guide for new Canadians studying for their citizenship test urged readers to reflect on the country’s 'shameful' past: 'Many Black people were brought to Canada as enslaved people.'" --

WHY ARE THE LIBERALS LYING TO CANADIANS?

Well, Lena... in actual fact, slavery was abolished in the British Empire, some 34 years before Canada became a country.

Perhaps Lena should examine her Lebanese roots a littler closer...

-- "In the early 2000s, the United States listed Lebanon Tier 2 in terms of human trafficking—a position they remain in today due to not meeting the minimum standards of addressing human trafficking." --

Let's talk about actual disparities in Canada. 

Did you know you could just bribe voters with civil service jobs?

-- "According to the Treasury Board, from 2015 to 2024 the number of federal employees increased by a mind-boggling 43 per cent." --

YOUR DAILY GTA MAYHEM... NO WORRIES, JUST AN 'ALTERCATION'...

-- "A man in his 20s and a teenager are dead following a shooting at the basketball courts behind St. Joachim Elementary School at Rutherford Road in Brampton late Friday night.  No arrests had been made and no suspect description were released.." --

Hmmm... I thought more basketball courts were supposed to be the answer. 

A little bit of the Middle East right here...

-- "Shots were fired at a Jewish-owned restaurant in North York early Friday morning, damaging the building but leaving no injuries." --

The usual, well... you know...

-- "Police say 29-year-old Kye-Shawne Griffith of Brampton was arrested on April 4, 2026, and charged with second-degree murder." --

HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER...

-- "Walmart employee Jordanne Drinkwate, 32, was fatally stabbed during a late-night shift in a seemingly random attack. Zeddrick Ross told police he believed he was killing a 'demon' that had been stalking him. The victim was given emergency aid by officers and medical personnel but died at the scene." --

THE MORE I LEARN, THE LESS I'M SURPRISED...

-- "Ross’s mother, Michelle, said,  'I feel very disappointed in him. I’m very surprised that he did this. I never expected him to ever do anything like this. Never'" --

And, then... there's this.

AND ALL THE WOKIES JUST CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY TRUMP WAS ELECTED...

-- "Two admitted murderers, Maldin Anibal Guzman and Wis Alonso Sorto-Portillo will serve just five years in prison each under a plea deal with progressive Virginia prosecutor Steve Descano.  Both men were sentenced to 25 years in prison, with 20 years suspended, leaving five years to serve.  Guzman is an unlawfully present Honduran national who entered the U.S. illegally." --

Meanwhile... back at the ranch...

-- "A 21-year-old Calgary man, Jaskaran Singh, has been charged in connection with an extortion investigation by police. And On Wednesday, Rana Cheema, 45, of Calgary, was charged with extortion and uttering threats." --

ABSOLUTE SHOCKER... DRUGGIE PULLS REPLICA GUN ON COP, GETS WASTED…

-- "A Toronto Police officer will not face criminal charges in the fatal shooting of a 32-year-old man at Danforth GO station late last year." --

And seriously, bruh... why would he? 

Meanwhile, 'professional' journalist Jermaine decides we don't need to know the dead criminal's name.

NOTHING A LITTLE SWEATLODGE WON'T FIX...

-- "RCMP officers from Carrot River and Nipawin have charged Floyd Nawakayas, 24, of Red Earth Cree Nation with attempted murder, weapons possession contrary to order, unauthorized possession of a firearm and discharging a firearm with intent." --

And...

-- "Manitoba First Nations Police Service were sent to the townsite area of Sandy Bay Ojibway Nation after a man was seen driving around shooting dogs. Police said one dog was critically injured." --

A MEMBER OF THE KKK? NAZI SKINHEAD FROM QUEBEC? CANUCK MEDIA HAS NO NAME...

-- NAIROBI — "Police in Kenya say a Canadian man accused of wielding a machete and injuring almost half a dozen people at a mosque in Nairobi has pleaded not guilty. A post on the department’s social media says back in February, a man entered a mosque posing as a worshipper.  It alleges that once inside, he locked the main doors, pulled a machete and attacked congregants." --

WAIT ONE ALLAH-WORSHIPPING MOMENT!!!

-- "A 32-year-old Canadian national, Mohamed Mohamed alias Mohamed Abdul Mohamed, appeared before Kahawa Law Courts on Thursday and charged with terrorism and multiple related offences following a machete attack." --

OPP CONCURS... No we're not telling you their names 

Those darned Canadians...

-- "On Thursday, members of the Hate Crime Unit executed a search warrant and arrested the man, identified as Muhammad Anas Sial of Toronto." --

THAT'S SOME 'RELIGION OF PEACE'...

-- "Dutch Police have launched a manhunt for a suspected terrorist after the building of a Christian pro-Israel group was bombed on Friday evening." --

YOUR DAILY GTA MAYHEM...

-- "A man in his 30s is in hospital following a late night shooting at Jane Street and Lawrence Avenue in Toronto’s west end.  No further details were immediately available." --

Hey, no gun... no problem.

'SHALL NOT BE ABRIDGED'...

-- "'Recent events … have made clear that some threats are closer to home than we would like,' he said, adding, 'In these instances, minutes are a lifetime, and our service members have the courage and training to make those precious short minutes count.'" --

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW...

-- "Little Kaori Patterson’s father, Jamari Patterson, 22, was apparently targeted in the brazen Wednesday afternoon hit over a social media beef with a crew from a rival housing project. Shooter Amuri Greene, 21, ended up in the hospital, where he was identified as a person of interest in the baby’s death — with NYPD Commissioner Jessica Tisch saying Thursday he would face murder charges." --

FAMILY HOPES CRAZY WOMAN WILL MAKE THEM CRAZY RICH...

-- "Korchinski-Paquet, a 29-year-old Canadian woman of Ukrainian, Black and Indigenous ancestry from Nova Scotia, died on May 27, 2020, following an interaction with Toronto Police. In 2022, the family filed a $10-million civil lawsuit in connection with her death." --

THE USUAL WELFARE PEEPS...

"Five 911 calls were made by Korchinski-Paquet, her mother and brother, after Korchinski-Paquet and her brother were engaged in a fight.   She apparently 'fell while trying unsuccessfully to vault to a neighbouring balcony.'"

You're looking for somebody to blame, fam... take a look in the mirror.

♪ "MAKING A LIST... CHECKING IT TWICE..." ♪

-- "The strike in the Lebanese capital killed Hajj Yusuf Ismail Hashem, who took over the Southern Front from Ali Karaki in September 2024, after the latter was killed alongside Hezbollah chief Hassan Nasrallah in an Israeli strike." --

But wait... there's more...

-- "The IDF said Thursday it eliminated Makram Atimi, commander of a central Iranian ballistic missile unit, in a precise airstrike in the Kermanshah area." --

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH... NO TIM HORTONS THIS TIME...

-- "On Thursday, members of the Hate Crime Unit executed a search warrant and arrested the man, identified as Muhammad Anas Sial of Toronto. He has been charged with public incitement of hatred." --

ALWAYS THE GUYS WITH THE WAY-COOL NAMES...

-- "Kuot Akol, 31, has been sentenced to nine more years in prison following a police-involved shooting at Kennedy Road and Steeles Avenue in Markham last July.  Police said Akol had committed a number of firearms-related offences in Toronto between 2022 and 2023, and was released on bail with GPS monitoring." --

Akol, Akol... that sounds so familiar. 

So what's happening in Ajax, Ontario?

-- "Hedayatullah Atal, 24, is facing charges after pulling out an imitation firearm and threatening someone at Bayly Street and Monarch Avenue in Ajax last month." --

JUSSIE SMOLLETT WAS APPARENTLY UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT...

-- "Derrick Bernard, a Black man who helped stage a cross burning which he says was intended to help elect Yemi Mobolade the first Black mayor of Colorado Springs was sentenced in federal court Wednesday to nearly four years in prison. Bernard was previously sentenced to life in state prison after being convicted in 2024 of orchestrating the killing of a rapper in Colorado Springs." --

But, wait... there's more...

-- "Sixty-one year-old Christine Jones was allegedly shot and killed by 31-year-old Diamond Simone Wallace because of Jones’ support for President Donald Trump. Wallace is being held on a $2 million bond." --

DIDN'T OLIVIA SAY THERE WOULD BE SOCIAL WORKERS?

-- "Toronto Police said said TTC special constables were first called about an indecent exposure in the area of Dufferin Street and King Street West on Saturday morning. The suspect is believed to be in his late 20s and is five-foot-eight." --

C'mon now, settle down... it's not like anybody was set on fire.

NO WORD YET ON CUTTING HANDS OFF OF SHOPLIFTERS...

-- "Any woman can wear a headscarf.  And if this continues, which brings me to my next question.  With Islamophobia becoming increasingly widespread, the day will come when we will have to ask all women to wear a headscarf.  All women!  As solidarity with those who do so for religious reasons." --

As if there's not enough problems...

-- "German Health Minister Nina Warken on Wednesday said the legalization of cannabis was a mistake, delivering a 'sobering' report on the use of the drug two years after it was controversially freed from government prohibitions." --

And...

-- "German Chancellor Friedrich Merz continues to link violence and criminality with immigration.". --

LIFE IN ZOHRAN MAMDANI'S SOCIALIST, IMMIGRANT-ORIENTED PARADISE...

-- "A 7-month-old girl was killed her stroller by a stray bullet near Humboldt and Moore streets in Brooklyn. Chilling surveillance photos show the shooter firing from the back of the moped while the driver speeds away." --

And no... the media isn't about to give a physical description of the shooters. 

 UPDATE:

-- "The police on Wednesday evening identified the child as Kaori Patterson-Moore of Clinton Hill, a Brooklyn neighborhood." --

UPDATE2:  The duo was thrown headfirst over the scooter

ONCE AGAIN IT'S THE GUYS WITH THE WAY-COOL NAMES...

-- "A fifth person has been arrested in the 2021 murder of Giovanni COSTA and two attempted murders from 2020 and 2021. Canada-wide warrants have been issued for 48-year-old Waheed BARAKZIYE and 27-year-old Filmon FESSHAGHIRGIS." --

But who are Mark Carney and the Liberals going after?

THE FREQUENT FLYER PROGRAM...

-- "York Regional Police say Andre Lawrence, of Brampton was arrested in connection with a gas station robbery in Markham earlier this week is believed to be responsible for six other robberies in York Region and more than a dozen in other parts of the Greater Toronto Area." --

ANDRE LAWRENCE... THAT SOUNDS SO FAMILIAR...

-- "Peel Regional Police say dozens of additional voyeurism charges have been laid against Andre Lawrence, who is accused of filming unsuspecting women while they used washrooms at businesses in Peel Region and Toronto." --

Apparently Codi didn't learn anything from the last time. 

Why do so many people choose to ignore what is happening right before their eyes?

THE ISLAMOPHOBIA FILES... EVEN THE POLICE ARE AFRAID OF MUSLIMS...

-- "'You may notice York Regional Police officers in your neighbourhood in the coming days,' police said in a news release. 'We are proactively increasing patrols and deploying the YRP Command Post at strategic locations across the region, as members of our community observe Passover. Hate, bigotry and violence have no place in York Region.'" --

NOW DO THE UNITED NATIONS...

-- “Why do we send trillions of dollars and have all of these American forces stationed in the region, if in our time of need, we won’t be allowed to use those bases?” --

FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON YOU... FOOL ME YEARLY... SHAME ON ME...

 REMEMBER CANADA... YOU VOTED FOR THIS... 

-- "Compelled speech requires people to use certain words or phrases, or to partake in upholding certain ideological beliefs. It is just as dangerous to free expression as overt censorship." --

IRON CHEF GTA EDITION...

-- "Toronto Police say 27-year-old Omari Douglas has been arrested after a car was set on fire at the University of Toronto’s downtown campus. He has been charged with arson with disregard for human life, two counts of failing to comply with a probation order, and mischief over $5,000." --

And in other diversity/strength related news.