YOU SAY MARTIAL LAW LIKE IT'S A BAD THING

I GUESS IT'S NICE TO BE KING...

-- "The decision sparked objections from civil liberties groups and the opposition Conservatives, who argue the legal threshold to use the legislation was not met." --

The Canadian Civil Liberties Association is stepping up to the plate.

HOMICIDE COPS ROUNDING UP LOCAL FARMERS, HUNTERS

-- A man has been seriously injured after being shot near Thorncliffe Park Drive and Overlea Boulevard on Thursday evening. Police are searching for the suspects who were seen leaving in a silver or white vehicle. No descriptions have been released." --

BUT WAIT... THERE'S MORE...

-- "Peel Police have charged Ezekel Vincent, 36, of East Gwillimbury, with second-degree murder in Benjamin’s slaying. They also charged Robert Dallas, 36, of North York, with accessory after the fact to murder." --

'AJAX MAN,' MY PRIVILEGED WHITE ARSE!

GOOD 'OL GLENFORD AND HIS 'UNFROZEN' GUN...

-- "Durham Regional Police say Glenford Johnson, 36, was arrested in possession of a loaded handgun, ammunition and fentanyl, the latter having a street value of $80,000. According to Durham Regional Police Const. George Tudos, the suspect is 'very well known to police.'" --

TIME TRAVEL WITH ME TO 2007

An arrest warrant has been issued for Glenford Johnson, of Ajax on charges of resisting a peace officer, assault with the intent to resist arrest, possession of a dangerous weapon, escaping lawful custody, break and enter with the intent to commit an indictable offence, forcible confinement and theft under $5,000.

THE GUNS PM BLACKFACE DARE NOT FREEZE

RELIGION OF, WELL... YOU KNOW...

-- "A man is dead and another is in serious condition after a shooting at the Toronto Muslim Cemetery on Leslie Street shortly after 3:30PM.  No descriptions of the suspects and the SUV have been released." --  

NOTA BENE:

Thursday afternoon’s funeral was for Gidid Mohamed. You know... the guy murdered at the Toronto shisha lounge.

Hmmm...

“This is an isolated, targeted incident,” Const. Maniva Armstrong said.

Well... there's this one too. 

 And this one.

 

MEANWHILE BACK IN THE HEART OF LITTLE SOMALIA

-- "Police were called to Dixon Road and Islington Avenue shortly after 4PM for reports of a stabbing. Few other details have been released so far." --

Never a dull moent in the GTA.

RUSSIA'S VERY OWN TAMARA LICH

JUSTIN DOES ADMIRE A GOOD DICTATORSHIP...

-- "A court in Russia on Thursday ordered a former state TV journalist placed under house arrest for nearly two months pending an investigation and potential trial on charges of spreading false information about Russia’s armed forces." --

JUST LIKE HIS 'MOST ADMIRED' DICTATORSHIP

-- "The Justice Centre for Constitutional Freedoms (JCCF) has released a report about the growing threat of digital ID technologies in Canada. 'We are on the road to Beijing, and Canadians should be apprehensive.'" --

THOSE DARNED 'TORONTO' MEN

-- "Toronto police are searching for a wanted man that repeatedly punched a woman in the face as she walked towards a subway station at Yonge Street and Sheppard Avenue in North York." --

And it's not just Toronto men, I'm afraid.

PLAYING BY 'BRAMPTON RULES'

-- "Joti Singh Mann, a well-known Brampton real estate agent and media personality in Brampton, Ont. was viciously attacked in broad daylight in his own driveway by three men, two of whom appeared to be wielding an axe and a machete." --

THE GUNS JUSTIN REFUSES TO ACKNOWLEDGE

NOT A SINGLE LEGAL, REGISTERED GUN INVOLVED...

-- "The 27 guns and a quantity of drugs including nine kilograms of cocaine, 1.9 kilograms of fentanyl and 20,000 Xanax pills were allegedly found, and 22 people were taken into custody. t then spread to include allegations of a gun smuggling ring where firearms were brought across the Canada-U.S. border through Walpole Island First Nation west of Wallaceburg, Ont." --

IF ANYTHING, THE LIBERALS HAVE DONE A 180 ON ILLEGAL GUNS

-- "Meanwhile, the House of Commons is still considering BILL C-5, an act that would REPEAL A HOST OF MANDATORY MINIMUM PENALTIES, including those for smuggling firearms. The idea is to reduce the 'overincarceration rate of Indigenous peoples' as well as for other 'marginalized Canadians'." --

AND WHO DO WE HAVE HERE?

-- "A second teen from Mississauga has been arrested in connection with a deadly triple shooting at a popular Niagara Falls tourist attraction, the Great Canadian Midway on April 8. The suspect cannot be named under the terms of the Youth Criminal Justice Act." --

Another 'marginalized Canadian' perchance?

HAVEN'T HAD A FAMILY DOCTOR SINCE 2014

-- "What is the most basic function for a hospital? What’s the lowest bar a hospital must meet to be considered adequately functioning? It’s surely got to be opening the doors to let patients in." --

UPDATE: TORONTO HOMICIDE #41/2022

UNFORTUNATELY FOR GIDID... THESE AREN'T THE GUNS JUSTIN IS FREEZING...

-- "Police have identified 27-year-old Gidid Mohamed of Toronto as the man who was fatally gunned down at a social club in Toronto early Tuesday morning. A 37-year-old man was also taken to hospital with serious injuries, according to Toronto paramedics. No information about suspect(s) has been released." --

Uh, not exactly a social club, CP24...

-- "Asha, who was with Anna, said most of the businesses in the mall are closed by 9 p.m., but a hookah lounge remains open late into the night." --

UPDATE: HUNT FOR ISLAMOPHOBIC SERIAL KILLER CALLED OFF

Police have arrested a suspect in connection with the murders of four Muslim men in Albuquerque, New Mexico. The driver of the car, identified as 51-year-old Muhammad Syed, was then detained at a traffic stop, Albuquerque Police Chief Harold Medina announced.

Sadly, it seems the mainstream media worked itself into another 'hate crime' hysteria for nothing.

SO... BUG OR FEATURE... JURY STILL OUT

-- "According to a safety test conducted by the Dawn Project, the latest version of Tesla Full Self-Driving Beta software repeatedly hit a stationary, child-sized mannequin in its path." --

HOW BAD IS IT?

WELL... THE GUY WHO DEFENDED OJ IS APPALLED...

-- “A raid is supposed to be a last resort,” Dershowitz pointed out. “But this administration has used the weaponization of the justice system against its political enemies. It’s arrested people, denied them bail, put them in handcuffs – used all kinds of techniques that are not usually applied to American citizens.” --

BOTH SIDES OF THEIR MOUTH

-- "Several Democrats, including House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, who supported the raid of former President Trump's Mar-a-Lago estate Monday previously criticized him for allegedly trying to 'weaponize' the Justice Department on a number of different issues." --

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE

WEST PALM BEACH, FL -- "High-level Chinese asset and sex trafficker Hunter Biden breathed a sigh of relief this evening as an FBI raid team passed by his West Palm Beach vacation home to raid Donald Trump's residence in Mar-a-Lago." --

Here's a question... Who has the FBI chosen not to raid?

I APOLOGIZE FOR MY WHITE BABY

-- "If I were truly honoring my commitment to decolonizing white spaces, I would have had my tubes tied or had myself euthanized and done the BIPOC community and the planet a favor. I’m such a coward." --

Meanwhile... back in the land of prepaid professional journalism.

THE GUNS JUSTIN JUST CAN'T SEEM TO FREEZE

-- "Ottawa police are asking for the public’s help to identify six suspects in a robbery and assault that began in the ByWard Market and ended in the east end... all of whom appear to be Middle Eastern men between 20 and 25 years old." --

THE INNER CITY UNDOCUMENTED FIREARMS ASSOCIATION AGAIN

-- "One person is dead and another is in serious condition following a shooting in Toronto Tuesday morning in the area of Lawrence Avenue and Weston Road just before 3:30AM police say. One adult was pronounced dead at the scene and another was taken to hospital with serious injuries." --

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE...

-- "A man has been rushed to hospital with serious injuries after a shooting at Trinity Bellwoods Park, which runs between Queen and Dundas streets, just west of Shaw Street. Police do not have a description of a suspect at this point." --

RESISTANCE IS NOT FUTILE

-- "Biologically male prisoners who identify as transgender will no longer be housed in women’s jails in the United Kingdom, according to a new policy from Justice Secretary Dominic Raab. There were 40 transgender prisoners in women’s prisons in England and Wales last year, almost all were born male." --

HANG HER WITH AN ORGANIC HEMP ROPE

-- "Sheila O’Leary, 38, a vegan mother who said she and her family followed a strict diet of only raw fruits and vegetables faced sentencing on Monday for first-degree murder in the malnutrition death of her 18-month-old son. The boy weighed just 17 pounds when he died and was the size of a seven month old baby." --

GOVERNMENT CAN'T EVEN SUCCESSFULLY DEAL DOPE

TORONTO -- "The Ontario Cannabis Store says a cyberattack faced by one of its logistics partners has left the provincial pot distributor unable to process or deliver orders to marijuana shops and customers." --

SPECIAL RULES FOR VERY SPECIAL PEOPLE

NEVER AN INDIGENOUS ELDER AROUND WHEN YOU REALLY NEED ONE...

WINNIPEG -- "Samantha Kematch, an Manitoba woman who abused and killed her daughter in one of the province’s most notorious crimes has been granted escorted temporary absences from prison. Note that, in 2005, Kematch was sentenced to life in prison with no parole eligibility for 25 years." --

THE MASS GRAVES NOBODY CARES ABOUT

-- "'The rate of deaths from injuries is 3 to 4 times higher for Aboriginal children than for other children in Canada.' -- Source: Government of Canada (2002) Healthy Canadians – A Federal Report on Comparable Health Indicators Ottawa: Health Canada." --

Funny... they can make themselves crazy about stuff that happened a hundred years ago. 

REMEMBER CHRISTOPHER PAUCHAY?

-- "What I don't understand is the complete lack of outrage in the community. The RCMP should have had to stop the elders from lynching him. Instead, they're whining that its too harsh a sentence." --

GREAT NEWS FOR OPIOID AND GUN SMUGGLERS

NO MORE DIGITAL ANKLE BRACELETS:

-- "As the President of the Canada Border Services Agency officers’ union stated two weeks ago: 'We’re in a situation where we’re kind of not doing our actual work as border service officers anymore. All of our time is being spent on the app.'" --

AND SPEAKING OF ILLEGAL, UNFROZEN GUNS...

Three people, 21-year-old Chante Franklin, Kevin Oware, 20 and Eleijah-Keashaun Robinson, 19, have been arrested after they were allegedly found with firearms near a Mississauga nightclub, police say.

Diversity, strength... you know the drill.

WHEN YOU EVENTUALLY GET TIRED OF CRICKET BURGERS

-- "Bluu Seafood, a German company, has unveiled its first two finished lab-grown seafood products: fish sticks and fish balls, according to a report from Tech Crunch. Bluu says they collect tissue via a biopsy from a fish, then cultures duplicate cells in a bioreactor fed with a 'nutrient rich medium.'" --

WHERE IS JUSTIN'S 'CENSOR THE INTERNET' BILL AT THESE DAYS?

-- "An out-of-tune Bangladeshi singer, 'Hero' Alom, with a huge internet following was hauled in by police at dawn and told to cease his painful renditions of classical songs, sparking a furore on social media. 'We received many complaints against him,' Dhaka's chief detective Harun ur Rashid said. 'He totally changed the traditional style of singing... He assured us that he won't repeat this.'" --

NO WORD ON WHICH DIMINUITIVE, INEFFECTIVE OFFICER WAS INVOLVED

-- "A suspect already in handcuffs managed to overpower a Toronto police officer and steal their SUV, sending police on a wild early morning chase in the city’s midtown area on Monday.   He then allegedly sped away to the west, with two police dogs sitting in the back of the vehicle." --

UPDATE ON POLICE DOGNAPPER

Police said they arrived on scene 'immediately' and arrested Zenon Klein-Oram, 32, of no fixed address.

NO GUN... NO PROBLEM...

-- "The suspect was taken to hospital for treatment of serious, non-life-threatening injuries, while the four victims of the machete attack are also in hospital with serious, life-altering injuries." --

COPS GRAB UP 'HAMILTON' LECTOR

-- "Hamilton Police have charged Jonathan Lewis, 41, with second-degree murder in the city’s latest homicide. Due to the level of decomposition, a positive identification has not yet been made of the victim." --

UPDATE ON HAMILTON HOMICIDE...

--- "Gord Lewis, one of the founding members of legendary Canadian punk band Teenage Head has been found murdered in Hamilton." --

I WONDER WHAT GUN CLUB DESHAWN BELONGS TO

THE GUNS JUSTIN TRUDEAU ISN'T ABLE TO FREEZE...

-- "Police said 24-year-old Deshawn Walters is facing more than a dozen charges after a woman was assaulted and a loaded gun was recovered in North York." --

NO GUN... NO PROBLEM...

-- "A 15-year-old boy is in custody (well, not really) after another boy was stabbed at a house party in Clarington on Sunday morning. The boy, who cannot be named per the terms of the Youth Criminal Justice Act, was released from custody on an undertaking." --

THE GUNS THAT JUSTIN WON'T BE ABLE TO FREEZE

-- "Abdulla Shaikh, the suspect in three homicides carried out in less than 24 hours in Montreal and Laval this week, reportedly threatened several employees while he was being treated for schizophrenia at a hospital. SQ spokeswoman Geneviève Gagnon said Shaikh did not have a firearms licence." --

I'M FROM THE GOVERNMENT... I'M HERE TO SAVE YOU!

-- "The 'Commission D’examen des Troubles Mentaux' decided Shaikh could be released from the hospital despite expressing concerns that he represented a serious risk to public safety." --

IF GUNS CAUSE CRIME... MINE MUST BE DEFECTIVE

-- "There's an assumption that goes: everyone who owns a firearm is somehow closer to committing a Criminal Code offence than people who don't," he added. "That's not true. It ultimately rests with the importation, smuggling in of illegal firearms into Canada." --

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE

YOU CAN TRUST 'DANGEROUS DICK' CHENEY...

-- "Political consultants applauded Liz Cheney for her brilliant move of tapping one of the most hated politicians in history to help boost her political chances. 'If there's a singular figure universally adored by every hard-working American, it's Dick Cheney,' said a spokesperson for the campaign." --

YUP... THAT FACE SHOOTING THING ACTUALLY HAPPENED

-- "According to the New York Times, Katharine Armstrong -- daughter of the ranch owner and a member of Cheney's quail hunting party -- said Cheney fired his shotgun without realizing Whittington was on the opposite end of the barrel." --

POLIO RETURNS TO NORTH AMERICA

-- "New York state health officials have found indications of additional cases of polio virus in wastewater samples from two different counties, leading them to warn that hundreds of people may be infected with the potentially serious virus. 'Coupled with the latest wastewater findings, the Department is treating the single case of polio as just the tip of the iceberg of much greater potential spread. As we learn more, what we do know is clear: the danger of polio is present in New York today.'" --

JUSTIN SAVES CANADA... PART 75

GET YOUR DIGITAL ANKLE BRACELET HERE:

-- "Since ArriveCAN is just an app, it screws up sometimes: Canadian citizens have been ordered into what is effectively 14-day house arrest because a smartphone app glitched. This is probably where I should mention that it cost more than $25 million to create ArriveCAN." --

IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

-- "The federal government is facing pushback from employees reluctant to return to government offices after more than two years working from home." --

Build a wall... top it with razor wire...

...dot it with machine gun towers... and lay landmines...

-- "A clash between cartel gunmen led to the discovery of at least six bodies and two severed heads along a highway north of the tourist hotspot of Acapulco." --

FROM OUR VOLUMINOUS 'ALL CULTURES ARE EQUAL' FILE

PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti (AP) -- "Former Senator Yvon Buissereth, who worked for the Ministry of Social Affairs and Labor was killed in an upscale neighborhood near Haiti’s capital and his body set on fire along with his nephew. “It was a terrible incident,” said Government Commissioner Jacques Lafontant on Sunday. The Ti Makak gang, which means 'Little Macaques,' is fighting with the Toto gang over control of that area." --

SMELL THE PREPAID 'PROFESSIONAL' JOURNALISM

-- "During a recent segment on how men from South Asia dominate the list of gang members that Vancouver authorities warned the public about, a CBC anchor implied that it was 'unfair' to release the list because of how it could impact the 'perception of young men of colour.'” --

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH

-- "Huronia West OPP have arrested Michael Zaakir, a 31-year-old, Wasaga Beach man and charged him with attempted murder and aggravated sexual assault of an elderly woman." --

MUCH LIKE PROFESSIONAL BASKETBALL... PIMPING IS...

...A BIT OF A MONOCULTURE...

-- "Niagara police are appealing for the public’s help in finding 25-year-old Wolff Cadelis of Montreal, wanted in connection to a human trafficking investigation. 21-year-old Hakim Varela and 21-year-old Maha Tlemcani, both from Brossard, Quebec, have been arrested and are facing similar charges, police say." --

WHILE PM BLACKFACE CHASES AFTER LAW-ABIDING CITIZENS

-- "Peel police are asking for the public’s help identifying people allegedly involved in a shooting outside the HER nightclub at Eglinton Avenue East and Dixie Road in Mississauga." --

BUT WAIT... THERE'S MORE...

-- "Toronto police say they are investigating two separate shootings in the wee hours of Sunday morning that sent two men to hospital." --

THE GREAT RESET IS PROCEEDING APACE

-- "The number of cops hanging up their holsters early — before reaching 20 years for a full pension — has skyrocketed 71% this year from the year before (1,098 from 641)." --

WOKIE CRIMINAL JUSTICE REFORM KILLS

-- "A former top NYPD official said Sunday that state lawmakers 'set us back a decade' by dropping an 'atom bomb' on the criminal-justice system with their 2019 bail-reform laws." --

LEFT COAST SET TO DESTROY HOSPITALITY INDUSTRY

-- "Los Angeles voters will cast their ballot on a proposal that could force hotels to house the homeless, a policy that has many hotel owners concerned about how it will impact public safety." --

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW...

THE GUNS JUSTIN JUST CAN'T SEEM TO FREEZE...

-- "Toronto police are looking for a woman after a firearm was removed from the scene of a shooting in North at Fountainhead and Sentinel Roads on Valentine’s Day. The woman allegedly took a firearm from the scene and fled the area." --

NO GUN... NO PROBLEM...

-- "Toronto police have released images of a suspect wanted in connection with an indecent act committed at an establishment near Yonge Street and Lawrence Avenue, last month." --

TRUDEAU GUN FREEZE MEANS NO MORE CRIME EVER... RIGHT?

-- Police say a shooting at a Surrey, B.C., sports field that killed two men and left another man in hospital with life-threatening injuries was a targeted crime likely connected to gangs and drugs." --

OH, MARGARET... YOU DIDN'T...

-- "After declaring Canada a communist country last month, Joe Rogan is suggesting Prime Minister Justin Trudeau take a 23andMe DNA test to confirm that he’s not the child of Fidel Castro." --

Remember when Justin eulogised 'the old man.'  

BONUS ROGAN:

-- "Rogan stressed that the only difference between Griner and thousands of Americans jailed in the U.S. for similar offenses is that she’s in Russia and can shoot a basketball." --

DROIT DU SEIGNEUR

IT'S NICE TO BE KING...

-- "The clip quickly went viral, with people slamming the prime minister for his hypocrisy given the fact that masks are still mandatory for flights in Canada." --

COULDA HAD TULSI

EXCEPT THAT PRESIDENT HOUSEPLANT FELT TOO THREATENED...

-- "Vice President Kamala Harris was accused of hypocrisy after she decried Brittney Griner’s conviction by Russia on cannabis smuggling charges — despite Harris prosecuting thousands of similar marijuana possession cases in her earlier career as a prosecutor." --

Need a female running mate? This is who Slow Joe chose to pass over.

FRANCE -- THE AWAKENING

-- "The poll comes as radical preacher Imam Hassan Iquioussen is set to be deported from France due to giving speeches that were deemed to be incompatible with French values, with Interior Minister Gerald Darmanin announcing his deportation last week." --

My guess is, it's probably too little, too late. 

MEANWHILE BACK IN CANUCKISTAN

-- "Much of the media, led by the CBC and the Toronto Star, accepted this version of the tragedy, and asserted that the mass shooting had not been a terrorist attack, while blaming a breakdown in the mental-health-care system for Hussain's actions and calling for stricter gun-control regulations." --

NO PESKY VOTES IN PARLIAMENT... THERE'S A NAME FOR THAT

WHAT'S NEXT... RED MEAT, MOTORCYCLES, SKYDIVING, CIGARS?

OTTAWA -- "Public Safety Minister Marco Mendicino says Canada plans to temporarily ban the import of handguns into the country without the approval of Parliament." --

Yay... crime is over, crime is ov... wait a minute....  

And there's this. 

THE GUNS JUSTIN CAN'T SEEM TO FREEZE

-- "Peel Regional Police have charged 26-year-old Japdeep Randhawa of Mississauga with attempted murder, discharging a firearm with attempt, knowledge of unauthorized possession of firearm, possession of a prohibited or restricted weapon, and possession of property obtained by crime in connection with an alleged shooting that occurred at a restaurant in Mississauga." --

WHAT ELSE IS PARLIAMENT UP TO?

-- "Meanwhile, the House of Commons is still considering BILL C-5, an act that would REPEAL A HOST OF MANDATORY MINIMUM PENALTIES, including those for smuggling firearms. The idea is to reduce the 'overincarceration rate of Indigenous peoples' as well as for other 'marginalized Canadians.'" --

SHOT OVER COLD FRENCH FRIES? -- YOU AIN'T SEEN NUTHIN' YET

-- "Breana Johnson, 24, turned 50 cents worth of gasoline into a deadly weapon — by setting her boyfriend on fire at a Texas gas station and melting the skin off his body, police in Texas said. 'I’m going to kill you,' Johnson, was heard telling him." --

NOT FAMILIAR WITH THE FRENCH FRY MURDERER?

-- "The Bedford-Stuyvesant McDonald’s worker who was shot in the neck over cold french fries is brain-dead and on life support." --

TIME TRAVEL WITH ME TO 1983

-- "A pair of serial killers, Amos Robinson, 58, and Abron Scott, 57, were indicted Thursday for the 1983 cold case rapes and murders of two women in Tampa, Florida — after an innocent man was exonerated, authorities announced." --

IF YOU CAN'T TRUST THE TALIBAN... WELL, WHO CAN YOU TRUST?

-- "The Taliban claimed in a statement Thursday that it 'has no knowledge of the arrival and residence' of al-Zawahri in Afghanistan." --

WAIT ONE...

-- "Al-Zawahri was found to have been residing in a Kabul safe house that had ties to the deputy leader of the Taliban." --

STAND BY FOR BREAKING REPORTS OF GRAVITY HOLDING SHIT DOWN

THE GUNS JUSTIN JUST CAN'T SEEM TO FREEZE...

-- "Toronto Police continue to investigate a Wednesday evening shooting in the Jane and Finch neighbourhood at Driftwood Avenue. Police didn't release a description of the shooter or shooters." --

NO GUN... NO PROBLEM...

-- "Police said they arrested three people -- 28-year-old Amandeep Grewal from Vancouver, 23-year-old Anexhelin Cuka from Calgary and 22-year-old Vivio Cuka from Calgary." --

ONE GIGANTIC MILGRAM EXPERIENT

-- "Conservative leadership candidate Leslyn Lewis said governments need to look into Sudden Adult Death Syndrome. 'We were quickly told this wasn’t vaccine-related,' said Lewis in a Wednesday email. 'But that is not good enough.'" --

FIRST, THEY CAME FOR GRAMMY

-- "Julie Jaman, An 80-year-old Washington state woman has been banned from using her local YMCA's public pool after she expressed discomfort with a biological male in a women's swimsuit engaging with little girls who were undressing." --

UH... DAVE'S NOT HERE MAN!

HEALTH CANADA DID NOT RESPOND TO REQUESTS FOR COMMENT...

-- "Enshrined within the Cannabis Act are rules requiring the Health Minister to engage in a full review three years (that'd be Oct. 17, 2021) after legalization, focusing on issues related to young people, Indigenous communities and allowing cultivation in private homes." --

JUSTIN CHASING LEGAL FIREARMS INSTEAD OF OPIOIDS

-- "Statistics in Canada — 7,560 opioid deaths in 2021, 86 per cent involving fentanyl — may not seem as alarming but that is 21 per day." --

GOOD NEWS FOR ROBERT MUGABE MEDICAL SCHOOL GRADS

FORD DUMBING DOWN 'LANGUAGE PROFICIENCY' REQUIREMENTS!

-- "Ontario’s health minister is giving the regulatory colleges for nurses and doctors two weeks to develop plans to more quickly register internationally educated professionals.  Among the steps being considered are changes to language proficiency requirements " --

Ah, forget healthcare... Justin has more important irons in the fire.  

FROM MY RECENTLY RETIRED (AFTER 38 YEARS) PARAMEDIC BUDDY

They have "language proficiency requirements."

Could've fooled me. I once took part in a cardiac arrest at a GTA hospital.  The team looked like a table at the UN.  Everybody was trying to talk to each other but nothing was getting done.  Finally the Chinese doctor became so frustrated he shouted out... "Doesn't anybody understand what I am saying, I am speaking English!"

PS... patient ended up dying.

THE GUNS JUSTIN SEEMS TO HAVE OVERLOOKED

CRIMINALS DON'T HAVE LEGAL, REGISTERED FIREARMS... I DO...

-- "Kingston police have released new images of a suspect sought the deaths of Carl-Alen Delphin, 20, and Nico Soubliere, 29. Police say goes by the street name 'Sophia.'” --

BACK IN THE T-DOT

Toronto police say Kurt Downer, 40, of Toronto, and Marcel Blackburn, 36, of Hagersville, are facing charges following an armed carjacking in Toronto at Queen and Parliament streets earlier this week.

AND JUST DOWN THE ROAD

-- "Montreal police are investigating the shooting deaths of two men within the span of about an hour in neighbouring boroughs." --

TORONTO THE GOOD... NO GUN, NO PROBLEM

-- "A suspect has been arrested after a woman was stabbed in Scarborough near Kingston and McCowan Road, shortly after 9pm Wednesday." --

GET WOKE... GO BROKE

-- “'The First Lady' Showtime series, a portion of which was about Michelle Obama, has been canceled after one season and will not be renewed for a second one amid awful reviews and more." --

And...

-- "Warner Bros. has stated that the upcoming 'Batgirl' film will not receive a theatrical release, nor will be made available on HBO Max." --

PRESIDENT GRANDAD'S 'GREAT RESET IS PROCEEDING APACE

-- "A two bedroom, three bathroom single family home has been placed on the market in Portland’s Southeast neighborhood for $330,000. There’s a catch though. The buyer that ultimately ends up purchasing the home will be tasked with removing squatters that have taken over the property." --

AND IT'S NOT A ONE-OFF SITUATION

-- "'Another home outside of Portland and Oregon City was listed earlier this year and sold for $180,000, complete with 'squatters in the barn,' according to a Zillow listing." --

SLOW JOE ADMINISTRATION CONTINUES TO EMBARRASS ITSELF

-- "'It honestly feels cruel to put her on the podium and make her answer questions each day. Truly Orwellian disinformation from the Biden White House.'" --

THE 'GREAT RESET' IS CONTINUING APACE

-- "'Why is Biden trying to weaponize the IRS? There is a need to disarm “this band of highwaymen and stop them from taking our money under the threat of violence.' The report notes that there are more federal officers with arrest and firearm authority with the IRS (200,000) than U.S. Marines (182,000)." --

NO WONDER HE RAN AWAY TO COSTA RICA

REMEMBER... SCIENCE IS HIS MIDDLE NAME...

 

-- "Newly-released court documents that provide details into the decision-making behind the Trudeau Liberals' discriminatory travel mandate show that the decisions made by the prime minister and his cabinet were focused on politics. They show that these harsh restrictions were put into place without scientific reason." --

RESISTANCE IS NOT FUTILE

-- "'They should be worried, they’ve had two near-death experiences in election campaigns,' said Greg Lyle, president of Innovative Research. 'And, they’re two minority governments in a row, like minority is not a great victory.'" --

MORE BAD NEWS FOR PM BLACKFACE

OTTAWA -- "The federal Conservatives raised more money than the Liberals and NDP combined during the second quarter of this year, as the party inches closer to choosing a new leader." --

I'D SETTLE FOR HAVING A FAMILY DOCTOR

ALWAYS MONEY FOR THE MONKEYPOX DEMOGRAPHIC...

MONTREAL -- "Federal Health Minister Jean-Yves Duclos said Monday that the government will invest $17.9 million to increase access to HIV testing in remote communities and among hard-to-reach populations." --

IN OTHER 'SPECIAL TREATMENT' NEWS...

-- "Despite pandemic slowdowns, Correctional Service Canada is still planning to expand the needle exchange programs currently offered at nine federal prisons, government officials say." --

Forget Healthcare... keep those woke dollars flowing.

THE GUNS THAT JUSTIN WON'T ACKNOWLEDGE

-- "The cause of death of Nicole Mercer, 22, of Toronto, who was found outside a house on Prospect Street in Newmarket has been determined to be a gunshot wound. The victim has also been identified." --

Update in Mercer killing...

-- "On Tuesday, police issued a first-degree murder arrest warrant for Alexander Jolly, 23, of Newmarket." --

AND...

"Toronto police say that one man was taken to hospital with serious injuries after a shooting at a memorial service in Scarborough Tuesday night."

THE RACIST SHITHOLE WHERE I LIVE

-- "Since last year’s announcement, there have been no excavations at Kamloops nor any dates set for any such work to commence. Nothing has been taken out of the ground so far, according to a Tk’emlúps te Secwépemc spokesman." --

ONE GIGANTIC (AND COSTLY) MILGRAM EXPERIMENT

F@CK TYRANNY... IT'S TIME TO HOLD THEIR FEET TO THE FIRE...

-- "Chicago-based NorthShore University HealthSystem has agreed to pay more than 500 current and former health-care workers a total of $10,337,500 as part of the terms of the settlement. It’s also changing its policy to accommodate religious exemption requests and rehiring former employees who were fired or forced to resign whose exemption requests were denied." --

But, not everyone is paying attention, apparently.  

JUSTIN SAVES CANADA, WAIT... NO BASIS IN SCIENCE

-- "It was draconian and sweeping, and it fit neatly with the public persona that Prime Minister Justin Trudeau had cultivated." --

RESISTANCE IS NOT FUTILE

NOT ME... NOT MINE... NOT TODAY...

-- "The 80-year-old owner of Norco Market & Liquor just east of Los Angeles was caught on video opening fire at a would-be robber with a shotgun, prompting the suspect to run out of his business screaming. The suspect is then heard screaming 'he shot my arm off!' as he ran out of the store and into a getaway vehicle outside." --

OKAY, CHINA... LET'S SEE WHAT YOU'VE GOT

-- "House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., has landed on the island of Taiwan after weeks of international speculation and threats of retaliation from the Chinese Communist Party. Her plane touched down in Taiwan at approximately 10:45am EST." --

MUCH LIKE PROFESSIONAL BASKETBALL... PIMPING IS...

...A BIT OF A MONOCULTURE...

-- "A Montreal man, Amine Karim Belhousse, 25, suspected of pimping was recently arrested in Toronto. The investigators suggest there could be more victims in the Toronto area." --

LET'S TAKE A CLOSER LOOK

-- "Statistics Canada says the rate of police-reported sexual assault in Canada has reached its highest level since 1996." --

Hmmm...

EXCEPT THAT CANADA WOULDN'T EXIST FOR ANOTHER 33 YEARS

-- "Emancipation Day recognizes the day in 1834 that the Slavery Abolition Act came into force, thus ending slavery in most British colonies including Canada, and freeing over 800,000 people." --

Hmmm... what say we drill down a little?

POLITICIANS APPARENTLY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO

SALEM, Massachusetts (CN) -- "The last remaining Massachusetts resident legally classified as a witch has been given a reprieve as part of a budget bill signed Thursday by Governor Charlie Baker." --

THE CAPRICIOUS & UNKNOWABLE WILL OF, WELL... YOU KNOW

SAY HI TO OSAMA WHEN YOU GET THERE, BRUH...

-- "Ayman al-Zawahri, who took over the leadership of the group after the death of Osama bin Laden, was killed in the strike carried out by the CIA with an RX9, a hellfire missile armed with long blades aimed at killing targets with kinetic energy to minimize major collateral damage." --

MEANWHILE BIDEN ADMIN ENABLES POTENTIAL FIFTH COLUMN

-- "The catch and release process ensures border crossers and illegal aliens are apprehended, briefly detained, and then released into American communities via parole where they can secure work permits." --

JUSTIN FIXES THE ENVIRONMENT

-- "Data collected from online flight tracker websites show Justin Trudeau spent all but 11 days of July aboard CANFORCE ONE, flying a total of 26,238 km across 20 flights, all within Canada. Online calculators suggest the PM’s flights released nearly 120 metric tonnes of carbon dioxide into the environment last month." --

THE GUNS JUSTIN APPARENTLY CAN'T FREEZE

COME FOR THE RIBS... STAY FOR THE FIREFIGHT...

Six people are in hospital following an early morning shooting in Ajax. Police are now searching for one person who fled the scene in a dark-coloured, four-door vehicle. A description is not available for this individual at this point."

I'M SO OLD I REMEMBER 'UNARMED' PARTIES

-- "Two men are in stable condition after a shooting in Mississauga late Sunday night at a party in an industrial area in Malton. Peel Police said there is no suspect information at this time." --

NO GUN... NO PROBLEM

-- "Peel Regional Police are seeking information on a double stabbing that happened in Brampton early Sunday. There is no suspect information." --

Caribana weekend, you say? I'm sure it's a coincidence.  

UPDATE: Looks like I was wrong...

-- "At least five forensic officers could be seen Monday walking through a makeshift BBQ party area, located behind Dam Foods Caribbean Market in a plaza on Harwood Ave., near Hwy. 401, in a parking lot." --

UPDATE2: THOSE 'DARNED' MALES

-- "Police in Durham say they’re searching for a male suspect." --

SPECIAL RULES FOR SPECIAL PEOPLE

-- "Const. Blaise Picketts, who was an RCMP dog handler in British Columbia will keep his job after being found passed out in a cop car in a Burger King drive thru after drunk driving and crashing the vehicle." --