30 April 2026

THE SHOOTER'S NAME? THAT WOULD BE SO RUDE AND COLONIAL...

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-- "One person has been injured in a daytime North York shooting at Marlee and Glengrove avenues Thursday. A suspect was arrested on the scene. No further details have been released." --

UPDATE... Nope... he's deader than the proverbial doornail 

Close proximity to Lawrence Avenue and Allen Road... the self-named 'Jungle.'

SCRATCH A DEMOCRAT... FIND AN UNREPENTANT CHEATER...

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-- "After a state election official said the number of dead people found on North Carolina’s voter rolls was 'higher than we anticipated,' Republican Rep. Mark Harris of North Carolina called for immediate action to pass the Safeguard American Voter Eligibility Act, commonly known as the SAVE America Act." --
Nota bene... it gets better...
-- "800,000 Dirty Names Cleaned from Oregon Voter Rolls!" --

BASICALLY... THE REST OF THE PLANET DOESN'T PLAY BY NORTH AMERICAN RULES...

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-- "Investigators are still trying to determine a motive for the grim slaying but believe he may have been targeted by a gang that zeroes in on tourists. They believe he was likely murdered when gangbangers were stealing his belongings and identification documents, local media reported." --

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW...

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-- "Toronto Police have released images of three suspects wanted in connection with an assault and robbery at a downtown hotel on Saturday morning. ‘During the assault, the victim had his personal property stolen,’ police said." --
And...
-- "A tow truck was set on fire in a Brampton neighbourhood early Thursday, marking yet another incident in a growing string of tow‑truck fires across the city this week." --

29 April 2026

OF COURSE LIBERALS SUPPORT GIVING CONVICTS THE VOTE...

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-- "Manveer Singh, 21, Sarbjeet Singh, 32, Dilkhab Singh, 21, Karan Kumar, 25, and Jaiskavan Malhi, 23, have been charged with theft & firearms offences after police recovered a stolen trailer containing cannabis products worth more than $2 million in Mississauga earlier this month." --
Relax cowboy... it's nothing a little sweatlodge won't fix.

YOU THINK THIS ISN'T HAPPENING IN CANADA? THINK AGAIN...

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-- "This was no isolated 'one bad apple' incident. Document fraud involving fake qualifications — especially medical degrees, transcripts, and professional certificates — has become a sophisticated, organised industry in India, with well-documented networks supplying migrants seeking jobs and visas abroad." --

NO, I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU WHO'S DOING THIS... SMELL THAT PREPAID JOURNALISM...

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-- "A 28-year-old Toronto man accused of making 3D printed handguns is facing a number of charges in connection with a firearm manufacturing and trafficking probe, police say.  Toronto Police said multiple 3D printed guns and components were seized following the suspect’s arrest in December 2025." --

I see a bunch of plastic frames... but NO SLIDES, BARRELS OR TRIGGER GROUP. 

I also don't see the name of the person who was arrested. 

This is unadulterateed Liberal propaganda... another Codi Wilson con job

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OH, C'MON... YOU REALLY THOUGHT CARNEY WAS GONNA BE ANY DIFFERENT?

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-- "Doug Guzman, the Toronto banker hired to oversee defence contracting, yesterday acknowledged longtime dealings with defence contractors but denied any conflict.  'I expressed a willingness to serve the country,” Guzman told the Commons defence committee: 'I over the course of my career advised or financed probably thousands of companies.'" --
"Don't pay any attention to the man behind the curtain!"

THE BARBARIANS ARE INSIDE THE FREAKIN' GATE...

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-- "Two Jewish men were stabbed in London on Wednesday by a knife-wielding maniac. The men were seriously injured after the suspect went on the rampage in the heavily Jewish Golders Green neighborhood in the north of the city." --
Meanwhile... back at the ranch...
-- "How, exactly, are those of us on team civilizational sanity supposed to share a country with people who want us dead?" --
And, it's everywhere...
-- "An American soldier stationed at Fort Polk in Louisiana was arrested last week after he told users on the popular messaging platform Discord that he planned to conduct a mass shooting at a synagogue." --

WHY THE MAD MULLAHS HAVE TO GO...

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-- "The Iranian embassies in the United Kingdom, Germany, Australia, and Sri Lanka have openly attempted to recruit fighters willing to 'sacrifice their lives' in a new campaign as Tehran continues to refuse terms for an end to the war with the US and Israel." --
And they're no even pretending to be subtle...
“Let us all, one and all, give our lives in battle. Rather than surrender our country to the enemy.” --

28 April 2026

MURDER IS OUR BUSINESS... AND BUSINESS IS GOOD...

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-- "Two years after the body of David Robson, 65, of Melancthon, was found dumped in Caledon, Dufferin Ontario Provincial Police have arrested Jacek Trela, 29, of Mississauga." --
Meanwhile... back at The Royal Caribbean Cafe.

NOT ME... NOT MINE... NOT TONIGHT...

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-- "Security film, which strengthens window glass making it harder to break, is just one of a number of steps Mulvihill and other Toronto homeowners have been taking to make to make their houses more difficult to break into given the rise in home invasions." --

If the police have surrendered... you only have so many options. 

And the politicians do what they always do...

-- "City Councillors Dianne Saxe and Rachel Chernos Lin passed a motion last month to have Toronto Police to prepare a report on home invasions." --

IS IT TIME TO OVERHAUL THE SECRET SERVICE?

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-- "Secret Service agents fired five shots at the man who tried to assassinate Donald Trump but failed to hit him and may have accidentally struck one of their own, Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche revealed." --
It's just the latest incident for this clown car of a federal agency.

POP QUIZ... PICK OUT THE DEMOCRAT REPRESENTATIVE...

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-- "Representative Rosa DeLauro, D-Conn., the ranking member on the House Appropriations Committee, got into a heated exchange with Lee Zeldin, Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency, on Monday over whether she was familiar with precedents governing the EPA’s mission." --

I wonder where she left her flying monkeys. 

And finally... the chips are starting to fall.

UPDATE3: TORONTO HOMICIDE #37/2025...

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-- "Wissem Mohamed Rehayem, 30, of Montreal, was arrested on April 27, 2026, in connection with the murder of 18-year-old Dylan Adams in Toronto’s Entertainment District." --
Just another shining example of Emperor Justin's 'post-national' Canada.

YOUR DAILY GTA MAYHEM...

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-- "Police are investigating another deliberately set fire involving a tow truck near Balmoral Drive and Dixie Road in Brampton. No suspect descriptions have been released." --
But wait... there's more...
-- "York Regional Police were called to Red Oak Drive and Hyde Park Drive, where occupants reported that intruders had forced their way into the home." --
Also Vaughan...
-- "York Regional Police say they are looking for information about a suspect and a vehicle after a girl was grabbed by stranger in a park at Bathurst Street and Teston Road." --
You mean 'broke in'... right?
-- "Halton Regional Police are searching for three suspects who entered a residence in Oakville and stole a Mercedes SUV that was parked in the driveway." --
Local media celebrate caucasian shooter...
-- "Howard Brodsky, 70, of Thornhill has been charged with murder after a man died in a “targeted” shooting inside a surveillance equipment store in Mississauga, police say.". --

27 April 2026

WHY WON'T DOUG FORD COMMIT TO CHASING GANGBANGER GUNS?

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-- “'Ford is right to oppose Ottawa for wasting money on this program that police say won’t make Ontarians safer,' said the Canadian Taxpayers Federation’s Prairie Director Gage Haubrich.   'But now he needs to follow the lead of Alberta and Saskatchewan and pass legislation to block Ottawa’s gun ban in Ontario.'” --

MOVE OVER JOE ROGAN... TEXAS IS ABOUT TO GET A LITTLE MORE CROWDED...

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-- "Some of those public figures who moved their residencies or businesses out of California before the Jan. 1 retroactive tax deadline include Google co-founders Larry Page and Sergey Brin, Meta’s Mark Zuckerberg, Peter Thiel, Steven Spielberg, Uber’s Travis Kalanick and car loan magnate Don Hankey." --
Ask Google's Sergey Brin.

THE MUSIC THAT SOOTHES MEN'S SOULS...

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-- "Nearly a quarter-century after rap star Jam Master Jay of Run-DMC was shot to death in his recording studio, Jay Bryant, 52, admitted in court Monday to a role in a killing that stymied investigators for decades." --

What can you say about a culture whose highest aspiration is murder? 

It's time for society to fight back...

-- "The man convicted in the cold-blooded killing of NYPD Detective Jonathan Diller was sentenced Monday to 115 years to life in prison." --

SO, WE'RE SAYING... TAKING SCALPS IS DEFINITELY OFF THE TABLE?

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-- "Banishment isn’t explicitly addressed in the James Bay Northern Quebec Agreement, so Aatami says Makivvik is exploring the legality of the practice, including how it fits with the Canadian Charter of Rights.  ‘The laws in place right now are not working for our communities. We’re slowly practicing our sovereignty, which we never gave up in our right to govern ourselves.’" --
LET'S ASK FATHER BREBOEUF WHAT HE THINKS
-- "To prevent him from speaking more, they cut off his tongue, and both his upper and lower lips. After that, they set themselves to strip the flesh from his legs, thighs, and arms, to the very bone; and then put it to roast before his eyes, inorder to eat it." --

YOUR DAILY GTA MAYHEM...

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-- "Peel Regional Police say a homicide investigation is underway after a male was found deceased with multiple gunshot wounds at Kennedy Road and Matheson Boulevard in Mississauga on Monday morning.   Police say a suspect, or suspects, fled the area and that the incident 'appears to be targeted.'  No suspect descriptions are currently available.." --
UPDATE... Shooter arrested...
-- "One man is dead and another is in custody following a shooting at a surveillance equipment store in Mississauga.  A firearm has been recovered " --
No gun... no problem...
-- "Toronto Police say that a man has been stabbed near Martin Grove and Racine roads In Etobicoke." --
More...
-- "Durham Regional Police say a woman has been charged with stabbing another woman in near Kingston and Liverpool roads." --
And...
  --  "A teen was taken to hospital after a stabbing at a business near SATEC W.A. Porter Collegiate Institute on Monday afternoon."  --  

MEANWHILE THE LIBERALS STILL WANT MY LEGAL, REGISTERED FIREARMS...

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-- "A 23-year-old B.C. man, Ravinder Singh is in custody in connection with a pair of shootings in Caledon and Brampton last fall." --

Cops busted his buddy Iqbal Bhagria last fall. 

And Oshawa gets on the scoreboard.

26 April 2026

I'M SO OLD, I REMEMBER WHEN NOBODY DROVE THE WRONG WAY ON 401...

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-- "All eastbound lanes of Highway 401 in Pickering have reopened Sunday after a serious multi-vehicle crash overnight when a pickup truck drove the wrong direction and struck a passenger vehicle near Westney Road. The driver of the pickup truck has been charged with dangerous operation causing death and impaired operation causing death." --

The killers name?   'Professional' journalist Jermaine apparently doesn't think that's germane. 

What's with the recent epidemic of 'hit & runs?'

-- "Oshawa man Jaiwin Kirubananthan, accused in the death of a 35-year-old father of three in a collision after which he fled the scene has plead guilty to multiple charges." --

SORRY, CNN... WHO EXACTLY WANTS WHAT?

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-- "'The Correspondents’ Association was trying to mend some fences with a guy who wants us dead.   Figuratively, he wants journalism dead,' CNN commentator S.E. Cupp said. 'It doesn’t make a lot of sense to me.'" --

Cupp made the remarks about 20 minutes prior to the assassination attempt

CIVIL WAR 2.0...  IT'S COMING...

-- "The Minocqua Brewing Company known for promising 'free beer' when President Donald Trump dies is drawing renewed scrutiny for posting on Facebook 'we almost got #freebeerday.'" --
And then... there's this absolute piece of shit.

MAYBE THIRTY YEARS IN FED SUPERMAX WILL ALLOW HIM TIME TO RECONSIDER...

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-- "Gunman w Cole Tomas Allen sent an anti-President Trump manifesto to his family members about 10 minutes before opening fire at Saturday night’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner — calling himself the 'Friendly Federal Assassin' and revealing he was trying to kill Trump administration officials." --
Don't worry, Canada... everything is under control here.