-- "Metropolitan Police confirmed a teenage boy, 13, has been arrested on suspicion of attempted murder, after a double stabbing at Kingsbury High School in Brent." --
UPDATE: Yeah..
I'm shocked...
-- "The investigation is now being led by officers from Counter Terrorism Policing London." --
Let's face it... Britain as we know it is over...
-- "A Manchester NHS Trust has advertised an 'exciting new job opportunity' for a close-relative marriage nurse - to help cousins who are having children together. The ideal candidate is described as fluent in Urdu and someone who 'values diversity and difference.'" --
