24 February 2026

I'M GUESSING HE WASN'T HAVING MUCH LUCK ON E-HARMONY...

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-- "According to WEHT, Allen Osbourne, 32, of Owensboro, Kentucky was taken into custody after he allegedly engaged in sexual relations with a dead deer. When law enforcement arrived on the scene, they reportedly found Osborne covered in deer fur and blood, according to the outlet." --