IN SCARBOROUGH, THAT'S CALLED SATURDAY... -- "There’s a large Toronto Police presence in northwest Scarborough following a bank robbery near Finch and Warden avenues. Investigators said a male suspect fled the scene." --
Could be worse, I guess...
-- "He was having a conversation outside the Main Street SkyTrain Station when someone poured liquid on his body and set him on fire. So far, no arrests have been made." --
Coulter's Law?
-- Police did not provide any identifying details about the accused, such as their gender, age or the alleged crimes for which they were wanted." --
But, wait... there's more...
-- "Toronto Police are searching for suspects who attempted to rob a jewellery store in North York on Saturday afternoon." --
And...
-- "Shafifullah Abddulrashid, 21, of Toronto, was arrested and charged with unauthorized possession of a firearm and possession of a firearm contrary to a prohibition order." --
