-- "'This situation is completely unprecedented,' said global warming expert and local dog groomer Rodney Carlson. 'I've never seen a hurricane of this magnitude forming in hurricane alley during the hurricane season, and my records go back over 75 days! Clearly, this can only be explained by global warming.'" --And if you think that's out there...
-- "In its second year at New York Climate Week, 'Save Her! Environmental Drag Show' has become a popular attraction." --
