JUICY SMOOLIER

-- "The dumber-than-dumb People Magazine offered convicted hate-hoaxster Jussie Smollett an unchallenged environment to continue to spread his ugly and divisive hoax. There’s absolutely no journalism here. Why not ask him why his two black friends claim Smollett paid them to beat him up on the street posing as two Trump supporters?" --...

REMEMBER... THIS IS THE GUY WITH THE NUCLEAR LAUNCH CODES...

-- "President Biden told journalists Sunday that he’s a strong supporter of 'the collective bargaining effort' when asked about 'strikes in Yemen' — in the retiring leader’s latest brutal gaffe." --...

SCHRODINGERS GRAVES ™

I'M SO OLD I REMEMBER THE ACTUAL CONSERVATIVE PARTY... -- "Ontario Premier Doug Ford and Indigenous Affairs Minister Greg Rickford released a statement Monday marking the National Day for Truth and Reconciliation, acknowledging what they described as the 'painful legacy' of the residential school system. 'As Ontarians, it is important that we continue to deepen our collective understanding.'" ...

IN A SAD & STARTLING CONTRAST... JUSTIN APPOINTED AN 'ISLAMOPHOBIA CZAR'...

-- "Individuals who posted ‘From the River to the Sea' on social media will be denied German citizenship, according to stipulations in the new citizenship law. ‘If you don’t share our values, you can’t get a German passport. We have drawn a crystal clear red line here,’ said Interior Minister Nancy...

RESISTANCE IS NOT FUTILE

-- "Netflix saw cancelations almost triple in the United States after its co-founder Reed Hastings revealed he donated $7 million to a super PAC supporting Kamala Harris' presidential bid." -- And the Dogs of Woke want President Grandad to dissolve the Supreme Court. Biden's Climate Czar weighs...

EVER WONDER WHAT JUSTIN'S 'POST NATIONAL' STATE WILL LOOK LIKE?

-- "According to Statistics Canada data, in 2023 Canada placed among several countries with the lowest fertility rates in the world. The lowest fertility rate was British Columbia, at a rate of 1.00 children per woman. A fertility rate of 2.1 children per woman is required for a population to...

TORONTO HOMICIDE #66/2024 -- THIRD MURDER SINCE SATURDAY NIGHT...

-- "One person is dead following a shooting at.Jane Street and Lawrence Avenue. No suspect description has been released." -- Lucky number 66... -- "The victim has been identified by police as 42-year-old Anthony McBean, of Toronto." --   And then there's this. And finally... --...

SMELL THE PROFESSIONAL JOURNALISM...

-- "The Associated Press published an obituary of Hezbollah leader Hassan Nasrallah that referred to him as a ‘pragmatist’ and omitted Hezbollah’s role in murdering hundreds of Americans, among other terror victims." --  ...

HOW'S THAT 'POST NATIONAL' STATE WORKIN' OUT FOR YA?

-- "A day after Niagara Regional Police Service officers were called to the home, and 21-year-old Taha Sleiman was arrested and charged with unlawful possession of explosives. In an update released Sunday afternoon, Chatham-Kent Police Service said 26-year-old Malek Sleiman, was charged with unlawful possession of explosives, and two counts of possession of a prohibited device (a Taser and pepper...

TORONTO HOMICIDE #65/2024

SECOND MURDER IN 24 HOURS IN OLIVIA CHOW'S SOCIALIST PARADISE... -- "A woman is dead after being stabbed in a home near Ellesmere and Orton Park roads in Scarborough Sunday afternoon.  A man had been arrested, but police have not said what his relationship was with the victim." -- The usual, well... you know... -- "The victim has been identified as Dushi Lakshmanan, 54, of Toronto....

LET US KNOW HOW IT WORKS OUT THIS TIME, HUH?

VAGINA, CHECK... COLORFUL NATIVE GARB, CHECK...The Minnesota Police Dept. has reported that Lesly Vera, a native of Somalia, was sworn in on Thursday as the department’s first non-citizen officer. Vera was seen at the swearing-in ceremony wearing a hijab over her head as she took the oath of office and received her badge.I remember Minnesota's last celebrated diversity hire...Mohamed Noor, a former...

TODAY'S 'RELIGION OF PEACE' BULLETIN...

-- "A 41-year-old Syrian national wounded 31 people, including two children who were left in critical condition, in arson attacks on Saturday in the German city of Essen, according to police and media reports from Sunday morning.  The man was wearing a Palestinian flag and Keffiyeh-patterned headband." -- Not the brightest jihadi in the prospectus... -- "Hassan Khalil Yassin named Nasrallah’s...

TORONTO HOMICIDE #64/2024

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW... -- "Toronto Police are urging anyone with information, including video footage, to contact them after a man was fatally stabbed at a housing complex at 20 Brimwood Blvd in north Scarborough on Saturday evening. There is no word on any potential suspects." -- But wait... there's more... -- "One person is in police custody following a double stabbing in north Etobicoke...

WE HAVE TO STOP NERFING THE WORLD...

-- "Blindfolded kids, driven off in a car, and dumped into the woods at night. In America, we call that a crime. In the Netherlands? It's called a "dropping," and it's a beloved childhood tradition. Dropping may be one of the reasons kids in Holland are some of the happiest in the world." --...

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL...

NO GUN... NO PROBLEM... -- "A man has been taken to the hospital after walking into a restaurant in the Little Jamaica neighbourhood at Eglinton and Oakwood avenues late Saturday afternoon with stab wounds." -- And... A man in his 50s was injured in a stabbing at Moss Park early Sunday morning,...

HANG ON A SEC... A 58 YEAR-OLD WOMAN... AND A CHILD'S TOY...

...THE COTTON CANDY WORLD OF SHEEHAN ROCHESTER... -- "Sheehan Rochester, 49, is accusing Wendy Washik, 58, of intentionally spraying him with a water pistol, which she says was an accident. ‘It was kind of to strip me of my integrity, to strip me of my dignity,’ he told CBC News. Rochester said...

"REGINA MAN"

THOSE DARNED COWBOYS... WAIT... -- "Regina man Abdimalik Dahir Mohamed, 34, has been sentenced to 10 years in prison for manslaughter in the 2021 'execution-style' shooting death of another man lured to an apartment building in the city's Gardiner Park neighbourhood under the pretence of a party." -- In other 'Religion of Peace' news... -- "Hamid Ayoub, 63, is accused of first-degree murder...

NASRALLAH IS NOW WITH ALLAH!

-- “The Israeli Defense Forces confirmed the leader of the Hezbollah terrorist organization, Hassan Nasrallah, died in its strike Friday against the group’s headquarters in Lebanon. ‘This is not the end of our toolbox. The message is simple, anyone who threatens the citizens of Israel - We will know how to reach them.’” -- The rest was just ice cream... -- "Iran announced Saturday that...

WELL, FOR EIGHT YEARS HE'S SEEN IT AS AN ACT OF HEROISM, SO...

-- "President Biden is resisting Republican demands to warn Iran in no uncertain terms that killing former President Trump would be an act of war." -- MSM still praying for a shooter...MSNBC host Joy Reid said Friday on 'The ReidOut' that if former President Donald Trump wins in November, he will implement a 'Hitlerian dictatorship.'" --...

BLACK LIVES MATTERS GLENDALE WAS APPARENTLY UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT

-- "Kaci Lenise-Charlie Sloan, 19, apparently expressed the 'desire to hurt somebody' in class that day in an interview with detectives after the alleged attack and chose to target Daffron because 'she was an easier target' than the other person she apparently considered attacking, whom she referred...

ANCHOR BABIES AWAY!

Bill C-71 is a proposed amendment to the Act that intends to allow Canadian citizenship to be continuously passed down by citizens who were born abroad to their children who are also born abroad, as opposed to the current first-generation limit.Hmmm...Federal numbers released Friday show that more than 15,000 illegal immigrants currently living in the US are convicted or accused of homici...

PUFFY'S LAWYERS HIT THAT SLIPPERY SLOPE RUNNING...

-- "Combs' attorney insisted the musician just buys in bulk when faced with the assumption the baby oil was used as a lubricant for an orgy. In response to Agnifilo’s claim, Costco told TMZ in a statement it does not sell baby oil in any of its United States locations." --...

DINNER WITH THE 'DOGS OF WOKE'

-- "At the Copenhagen restaurant, diners are served raw jellyfish—and freeze-dried lamb brain served in a fake cranium—while videos about climate change swirl on the ceiling.  Is it 'gastronomic opera,' or sensory overload?" --...

RELIGION OF PEACE, ER... GANGSTERS & TOTAL FUCKUPS...

A STORY YOU WON'T SEE ON CBC... -- "An aid worker and mother of two from US-based charity HEAL Palestine was tragically killed in Gaza when Palestinian gunmen fired 90 bullets into her car, later telling the family it was a case of mistaken identity. The incident highlights growing chaos and anarchy in Gaza almost a year into the Israel-Hamas war," -- That's not a knife... this is a knife......

NOT A FRED OR A BOB IN SIGHT...

-- "Thierry Krnic, the 57-year-old resident of the home where the gunfire broke out, Rigan Ricardo Estick, a 19-year-old Toronto resident, and a 17-year-old, who cannot be identified as per the provisions of the Youth Criminal Justice Act, have been charged with attempted murder after an exchange...

I SWEAR... I GOT NUTHIN!

-- "California Gov. Gavin Newsom signed a series of 'reparations' bills on Thursday, including a formal apology for slavery, even though the state entered the Union as a free state in 1850." --...

THE GUY WITH HIS FINGER ON THE NUCLEAR BUTTON...

-- "President Biden referred to Vice President Kamala Harris as his 'boss' Thursday and used the wrong job title — 'secretary' — for Ohio Sen. and Donald Trump’s running mate JD Vance at an event where he signed orders creating new gun-focused task forces." --...

FROM THE VERY SAME FOLKS WHO BROUGHT YOU MELAMINE IN BABY FORMULA...

-- "China launched an ICBM into the Pacific for the first time since 1980, in an unusually public demonstration of military power. Chinese officials blandly insisted the test-launch was a 'routine arrangement in our annual training plan,' even though it was clearly nothing of the kind." -- Oh,...

TAMARA LICH WAS APPARENTLY UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT...

-- "This is Ontario justice where mischief charges can land a woman in jail for 49 days of pre-trial custody.  Three alleged car theft attempts. One man allegedly run over when his stolen Porsche reversed out of his driveway. Bail ordered by two separate justices of the peace." --...

LIVE AND DON'T LEARN... AND DIE...

BORN IN LEBANON, LIVING IN LEBANON MEANS YOU'RE NOT CANADIAN... -- "The couple moved back to Lebanon in 2003 to be closer to family members who had fallen ill. They visited Canada yearly, but those trips slowed down as they aged, Kamal said." -- As Canadian as Hassan Nasrallah.   You choose...

THE PARTY OF STALIN WANTS JAIL TIME FOR HAVING 'WRONG THOUGHTS'...

-- "NDP MP Leah Gazan has introduced a bill that would criminalize residential school denialism, saying it would help stop harm caused toward survivors, their families and communities." --...

HOW'S THAT 'POST NATIONAL' STATE WORKING OUT FOR YOU?

-- "Months after he was spared from deportation to South Sudan on humanitarian grounds, Yohanna David Chol lured a man into a dark stretch of Clarence Street in Ottawa and fired seven bullets into his back in what prosecutors described as the ‘execution-style killing of 36-year-old Vuyo Kashe.'" -- But, hey... who's counting? -- "Ottawa has more homicide victims so far this year compared to...

'EDMONTON MAN'

THOSE DARN COWBOYS ARE AT IT AGAIN... -- "Johnathan Hebrada-Walters, 38, the suspected gunman from Edmonton who was shot to death in Langley on Saturday had convictions for possessing firearms and cocaine in two Prairie provinces." -- And it's the usual, well... you know. Meanwhile... back at the ranch... -- "Police are searching for a suspect who allegedly threw rocks at the windshields...

GOTTA LISTEN TO THE EXPERTS... RIGHT?

-- "'This situation is completely unprecedented,' said global warming expert and local dog groomer Rodney Carlson. 'I've never seen a hurricane of this magnitude forming in hurricane alley during the hurricane season, and my records go back over 75 days! Clearly, this can only be explained by global warming.'" -- And if you think that's out there... -- "In its second year at New York Climate...

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW...

-- "Toronto Police are appealing to the public for help after learning that Phillip Grant, 34, wanted in a double homicide from two years ago is in the Greater Toronto Area. Investigators have been looking for Grant, along with Darriel Thompson, now 24, since 2022." -- And... -- "One person is in custody, while another is in the hospital with unknown injuries following what police are calling...

FOLKS ARE GETTING WISE TO THE DEMOCRAT CROOKS

-- "A Manhattan grand jury has indicted New York Mayor Eric Adams on federal criminal charges, two sources familiar confirmed to Fox News. The exact charges remain sealed as of Wednesday night." -- No such thing as shame anymore... -- "Mayor Eric Adams proclaimed his innocence and declared...

PRESIDENT GRANDAD TORCHES KAMALA...

-- "Biden’s statement exacerbated Harris’s conundrum: She cannot campaign on policies to fix crime, inflation, and border security without undermining the Biden-Harris administration’s policies, but she must tout the administration’s policies to validate her record and candidacy." --...

GOVERNMENT BY BLACKMAIL...

-- "The Bloc Québécois is giving the federal Liberals a deadline of Oct. 29 to pass two pieces of legislation related to old-age security and supply management, or they will bring down the government." --...

I'M SO OLD, I REMEMBER BULLET-FREE SUBURBIA...

-- "Durham Regional Police investigators say numerous homes were shot at in Bowmanville in the early morning hours on Wednesday. No suspect information is currently available." -- And... -- "Toronto Police alleged Johnathan Hewston-Bharat, 19, smashed a hole through the front window, got inside...

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH AND ENTREPRENEURSHIP...

ALWAYS THE GUYS WITH THE WAY-COOL NAMES... -- "Marius Ionescu, 36, of Scarborough, was arrested and charged with two counts of theft over $5,000, conspiracy to commit an indictable offence, and robbery. He was held in custody for a bail hearing. Florian Porumbita, 29, and Florian Porumbita, 27 (both of the same name and from Scarborough) remain wanted." -- And... -- "Peel Regional Police said...

NO GUN, NO PROBLEM... IN OLIVIA'S SOCIALIST PARADISE...

-- "Toronto Police are searching for a suspect accused of stabbing two people in the city’s Christie Pits neighbourhood, one with life-threatening injuries." -- In other knifey news... -- "The former New York City art teacher who infamously held a machete to a Post reporter’s neck was caught...

AS JUSTIN AND COMPANY THROW OUR BORDERS WIDE OPEN...

-- "Doctor Shah Nawaz Shah was murdered in Umerkot of Sindh, Pakistan on 19th September after he was accused of sharing ‘blasphemous’ posts on social media. Some accounts have mentioned that he was killed by the Mirpur Khas Police after which his corpse was moved to the Civil Hospital." --...

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL...

-- "Kevaughn Coore, 35, of Toronto, is in custody facing charges, and another remains at large after police say they stole two luxury cars from an underground garage and tried to escape by crashing through a police barricade. He is facing a laundry list of charges, including unauthorized possession...

JUSTIN TRUDEAU'S CANADA... WHERE THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A BAD BOY...

-- "Tyshaun Barnett, 37, one of the four gunmen convicted in the infamous 2005 crossfire killing of 15-year-old Jane Creba in Toronto has been sentenced to another 11 years in prison for a shooting in Vanier in 2022." -- Ottawa is a happening place. And folks keep sneaking in the back do...

IS MAD VLAD WILLING TO BLOW UP THE WORLD?

-- "Russian television has shown a simulation of a nuclear strike on central London with more than 850,000 deaths. The startling four minute video was aired in an apparent effort to prevent Britain from giving permission to Ukraine to allow Storm Shadow missiles to hit targets inside Russia." --...

IT'S A LIBERAL THING... YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND...

-- "Birju Dattani, the federal government’s former pick for head of the Canadian Human Rights Commission, who resigned before actually starting the job, is now listing the title on his resume.  It raises an eyebrow that he would choose to advertise a title that he only briefly held, from a job he never did, given the circumstances of his resignation." --...

THE GUNS THAT JUSTIN NEVER WANTS TO TALK ABOUT...

WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE GUYS WITH THE WAY-COOL NAMES? -- "Shaquille Miller, 30, of Toronto, was arrested and charged with Unauthorized Possession of a Firearm. A police officer sustained non-life-threatening injuries while facilitating the arrest." -- Not Shaq's first rodeo... -- "Police have released the names of three men who were arrested after the shootings at Monday's celebration of...

THEY'RE HOPING TO KEEP CASUALTIES TO A MINIMUM...

PROSIT... -- "In addition to 600 police officers, the city will deploy an additional 1,500 security personnel. They will help guide visitors quickly through security checkpoints. The new measures come after the stabbing attack in Solingen on August 23 left three people dead." -- I blame...

THE UNDOCUMENTED FIREARMS COMMUNITY JUSTIN WON'T TALK ABOUT

-- "Barinder (Shrek) Dhaliwal, a longtime British Columbia gangster once connected to the Red Scorpions and the Bacon brothers, managed to escape in a small black Volkswagen SUV and was pulled over by police on 208th Street, near 78B Avenue. The man who died at the crime scene was from Alberta,...

THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED 'WAR' AND NOT 'CIRCLE OF FRIENDS'...

-- "The Israeli military expanded its Lebanon campaign with hundreds of airstrikes on Monday, as the long-simmering border conflict with Hezbollah threatened to explode into a larger war." --...

HOW'S THAT FREE HEALTHCARE WORKING OUT FOR YOU?

-- "A new charter challenge set to get underway on Monday will test the constitutionality of a controversial Ontario law that allows hospitals to place discharged patients into long-term care homes not of their choosing or face a $400-per-day charge if they refuse." --...

UPDATE: TORONTO HOMICIDE #63/2024... ALL IN THE FAMILY

I GUESS IT WASN'T THE KKK AFTER ALL... -- "Toronto Police say they are searching for 25-year-old Carlton Malcolm who allegedly shot and killed his brother Christopher in an argument at a Scarborough housing complex late Saturday night.   Neither brother lived at the building." -- BLM Toronto was apparently unavailable for comment...  -- "Carlton Malcolm was arrested late Sunday afternoon...

UPDATE: CIVIL WAR 2.0

-- "When the black gangs here get fed up with the illegalities and criminal activities of these migrants or non-citizens, the city of Chicago is going to go up in flames and there will be nothing the National Guard or the government can do about it when the bloodshed hits the streets.  It’ll be blacks against migrants.” -- Tyrone Muhammad, 53, Ex Cons for Tru...

APPARENTLY THE SECRET SERVICE HAS GIVEN JILL THE NUCLEAR LAUNCH CODES...

-- "A confused-looking President Biden fumbled and snapped at staffers after forgetting which world leader he was supposed to introduce at a press conference event for a during the Quad summit Saturday." --...

DIVERSITY IS OUR... SIGH... I GIVE UP...

-- "Following an investigation, police identified three of the five suspects involved. Oluwayemisi Igbayilolaoluwa Odusi, 20, of Ottawa, Myckala Jameisha Vaughn, 22 of Kawartha Lakes, and Gary Jeremiah Williams, 20, of Toronto are facing a combined 23 fraud-related charges." -- And... -- "Bonnick formerly operated a West Indian grocery store on Weston Road near Jane Street and faced similar...

TORONTO HOMICIDE #63/2024

NO WORD YET ON WHICH GUN CLUB THEY ALL BELONGED TO... -- "One person has died following a shooting at Kingston and Markham roads in Scarborough late last night. There is no information so far about suspects." -- And... -- "A man in his 30s was injured in a shooting outside of a sports bar in Hamilton Saturday night." -- ♪ Stabby, stabby night... ♪ -- "A man in his 30s suffered critical...

AND WINSTON CHURCHILL WEPT...

-- "A Ugandan killer known only as ZM, who clubbed Eugen Breahna to death in the back of a London ambulance will not be deported in order to protect his mental health, Christopher John Hanson, the senior immigration judge has ruled. ZM’s battle against his deportation is among 27,000 appeals currently...

NATIONAL BROADCASTER HAPPY WITH PART OF THE STORY, APPARENTLY...

HOW CAN WE KEEP THIS STORY GOING IF WE TELL YOU HIS NAME? -- "A 24-year-old man has been arrested following an altercation at a Montreal-area mosque that left three people injured on Friday afternoon." -- Oh, look... here's a clue...“I want to say to the community that everything is ok, no problem,”...

SILLY ME...

...I thought the victim was the toddler she was threatening with a weapon... -- 'As it happens, the victim was an Afro-Latina refugee, which is to say that she is a Black woman who speaks Spanish,' The Battered Women’s Support Services Macdougall said." --And not word on about the guy who was actually battering her... funny how that wor...

A BILLION HERE, A BILLION THERE... PRETTY SOON YOU'RE TALKING REAL MONEY...

-- "There's an established, available platform that can provide high-speed internet today, and it wouldn't require billions of taxpayer dollars going into the pockets of Liberal-connected insiders." -- We've seen it before. And hundreds of millions for Schrodingers Graves. I have Starlink...

WHO ACTUALLY VOTED FOR 'PRESIDENT JILL?'

-- "'Wow. A visibly exhausted Joe Biden just held a full Cabinet meeting for the first time in 11 months and immediately turned the mic over to his wife, Jill. Who is running the country?'" -- It gets better... -- "Author and constitutional scholar Jonathan Turley sounded the alarm on Hillary...

UPDATE2: TORONTO HOMICIDES #61-62/2024

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW... -- "Toronto Police have identified 25-year-old Yahye Hussein Mohamud, wanted for second-degree murder in connection with the shooting of Ibrahim Handule and Deshawn Walters in North York earlier this week." -- Even the cops aren't safe anymore... -- "Toronto Police say an officer was injured after police pursued a robbery suspect onto the tracks at Bloor-Yonge...

I'M SO OLD I REMEMBER WALKING AROUND OTTAWA WITHOUT GETTING MURDERED...

-- "Ottawa Police say 34-year-old Ahmed Salim-Al-Badri who was shot Thursday night near Walkley and Heron roads has died from his injuries.  This is the third homicide in the city in a week." -- Meanwhile... out on the left coa...

KAMALA COULD F@CK UP A ONE CAR FUNERAL...

-- "An August poll from the Council on American-Islamic Relations indicates that in Michigan, 40% of Muslim voters back Stein, 18% preferred Republican Donald Trump - and only 12% supported Harris - suggesting a significant shift from past strong support for Democrats." -- And suddenly... she's 'Dirty Harr...

OLIVIA CHOW'S MCSTABBY SOCIALIST PARADISE...

-- "A teenage girl was seriously injured in a stabbing near Corvette and Magnolia avenues in Scarborough Friday afternoon, police say. Three suspects, all of whom are described as teenage girls, are being sought.". -- And... -- "A 17-year-old from Markham is facing serious charges after an August 11(opens in a new tab) shooting at a party in Caledon." -- And there's th...

JUSTIN SAVES CANADA... AGAIN...

-- "The $67.2 million includes $56.1 million spent by Public Safety Canada and almost $11.1 million by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.  Nearly $11.5 million of that money went to external consultants for software, logistics, communication support and more." --...

♪ "MAKING A LIST... CHECKING IT TWICE..." ♪

-- "'The Israeli air strike killed Radwan Force commander Ibrahim Aqil, its armed force’s second-in-command after Fuad Shukr,' who was killed by an Israeli strike in July." --...

NOT HARD TO BELIEVE AT ALL...

-- "WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an unprecedented win for diversity, President Biden pledged to the American people that the next assassin of Donald Trump would be a woman of color. I will appoint the first black woman to assassinate Trump,’ Biden said. ‘It's long overdue.’" -- The Bee is on fi...

JUSTIN TRUDEAU'S 'CATCH & RELEASE' CANADA...

-- "Hamilton Police are appealing for information about the whereabouts of a convicted sex offender,Serge Kanyiki who failed to show up for a sentencing hearing. Kanyiki was convicted of sexual assault and forcible confinement and was handed a four-year prison term." -- Playing by third world rules... -- "On Jan. 31 she said that a Judge ordered her to give Jacob to Le and shortly thereafter...

IT AIN'T JUST 'FLORIDA MAN' CAUSING ALL THAT TROUBLE...

'PRECIOUS MOMENTS'... -- "A massive fight broke out inside an IHOP in North Miami Beach after police say 34-year-old Precious Williams, attacked a 14-year-old customer. Multiple cellphone videos captured the chaos back in June as customers punched each other, grabbed each other’s hair, and threw syrup bottles." --...

'THAT'S NOT A KNIFE... THIS IS A KNIFE'...

♪  "B-b-b-baby, you just ain't seen n-n-n-nothing yet... Here's somethin' that you're never gonna forget"  ♪ -- "Since Thursday afternoon, the IAF has struck approximately 100 launchers and additional terrorist infrastructure sites, consisting of approximately 1000 barrels that were ready to be used in the immediate future to fire toward Israeli territory." --...

'PROFESSIONAL' JOURNALISTS CAN'T BRING THEMSELVES TO USE THE 'B' WORD...

-- "Toronto Police have released photos of a suspect wanted in connection with a double fatal shooting in North York earlier this week. Investigators say they are SEARCHING FOR A MAN, 18 years to early 20s with a short and stocky build with dreadlocks with a beard." -- Dude looks like a caveman......

THERE'S A SHOCKER... SELLOUT SINGH CHOOSES HIS GOLD-PLATED PENSION...

-- "NDP Leader Jagmeet Singh says he will not be supporting Pierre Poilievre’s non-confidence motion next week." -- And speaking of shady deals... the PMO is open for busine...

IF YOU'RE NOT SAFE IN KESWICK...

GONNA CALL THIS A 'WHITE SWAN' EVENT... -- "York Regional Police say John McKay, 19, and Ethan Pashak-McNeil, 21, both of Barrie, Ont., were both charged with first-degree murder.  Police haven’t released any details about a possible motive for the shooting." -- The r/Torontology subreddit has pictures.  More he...

SMELL THAT 'PROFESSIONAL' JOURNALISM...

SWEET BABY JEBUS... -- "Diddy was served Swedish meatballs for dinner following his arraignment. If the fallen Bad Boy Records founder was watching his weight, he could have opted for a black bean burger. If that needed to be more random, his sides included egg noodles, green beans, a garden salad with dressing and a 16 oz. beverage.". --...

UPDATE: TORONTO HOMICIDES #61-62/2024

THE FAMILY THAT BANGS TOGETHER... HANGS TOGETHER... -- "The dead men from yesterday's 'altercation', where, uh... 'shots broke out'... have been identified as Ibrahim Handule, 26, and Deshawn Walters, 27." -- Handule, Handule... that sounds so familiar. And there's another one here. To be fair to the Handule brothers... it wasn't ol' Deshawn's first rodeo eith...

JUSTIN'S 'POST NATIONAL' ENTREPRENEURS ARE UPPING THEIR GAME...

-- "Peel Regional Police have released video of a brazen daylight auto theft which shows a South Asian woman running over the victim in a stolen Porsche Cayenne near Winston Churchill Blvd and Eglinton Avenue." -- And... -- "Shemore Getfield, 25, accused of robbing two retail stores in Scarborough...

I JUST CHECKED AND ALL MY GUNS ARE IN THE SAFE UPSTAIRS...

MORE AUTONOMOUS FIREARMS? -- "York Regional Police Homicide Unit say two people are dead following a shooting at a Bayview Park in Keswick.  No further details have been released so far." -- Wonder if it's like the Jane-Driftwood double murder using AI guns?"It would appear that this was an altercation between a group of people, and GUNSHOTS BROKE OUT.  The suspects then left the scene,"...

YOU MEAN ASIDE FROM HAVING YOUR TESTICLES BLOWN OFF?

I GUESS IT'S A SLOW NEWS DAY IN 'PROFESSIONAL' JOURNALISM LAND... -- "Israel's pager explosion attack on Hezbollah members will likely have ‘several negative effects’ on the militant group and its operations. ‘The nature and scale of the attack also likely stoked confusion and shock among some Hezbollah members.’" -- Live and don't learn... -- "Hezbollah’s Al Manar TV reported another round...

NOTHING A LITTLE SWEATLODGE WON'T TAKE CARE OF...

UPDATE4: TORONTO HOMICIDE #04/2023... -- Aboriginal man sentenced to 3 years for manslaughter in death of 73-year-old CBC producer... Cropearedwolf has a lengthy criminal history, with 65 offences on record between Canada and the United States — most of which were burglaries or robberies,...

OR, AS THE LOCALS REFER TO IT... 'THE JUNGLE'...

-- "Toronto Police are investigating after a man was shot in Lawrence Avenue and Allen Road area Tuesday night. No descriptions have been released." --...

MADNESS

-- "The 30-second ads from the conservative advocacy group CatholicVote say that 236 girls under 18 had their breasts removed with taxpayer funds. The ads state, ‘a vote for Harris: a vote for medical experiments on kids.’" -- Media is gaffing the wheel every d...

DRIFTWOOD AVENUE... AKA DIVERSITY CENTRAL...

TORONTO HOMICIDES #61-62/2024 -- "Toronto Police say life-saving measures are being performed on two men in their 20s following a shooting at Jane St. - Driftwood Ave in North York this afternoon. No suspect information has been released." -- Update... -- "One person is dead, and another has...

UPDATE2: TORONTO HOMICIDES #49-50/2024

LOOKS LIKE IT'S NOT MY LEGAL, REGISTERED GUNS... YET AGAIN... -- "Toronto Police Service say Christopher Kane, 25, has been arrested and faces firearm-related charges stemming from a quadruple shooting in Scarborough that killed Braydon McCann, 22, of Toronto, and Sarah Prehay, 23." -- And things...

THE FEDS CAN'T GET TRUMP... APPARENTLY THEY'LL SETTLE FOR RFK JR...

BIDEN-HARRIS WHITEHOUSE HAS A NEW LAWFARE TARGET... -- "The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration opened an investigation into former Independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. for allegedly decapitating a dead whale 20 years ago." --...

SOUNDS LIKE R. KELLY'S GONNA GET A ROOM-MATE...

-- “Freak Offs were elaborate and produced sex performances that Combs arranged, directed, masturbated during, and often electronically recorded. During these regularly occurring Freak Offs — which sometimes lasted for days — Combs would give out drugs to ‘keep the victims obedient and compliant,’ the indictment alleges." -- Meanwhile... back at the ranch... -- "Toronto Police have made an...

REACH OUT AND TOUCH SOMEBODY... A MASTER CLASS IN COUNTER-TERROR OPS...

-- "Dozens of members of Hezbollah have been seriously wounded on Tuesday across Lebanon when the handheld pagers they use to communicate exploded, Lebanese state media and officials said. it appears the devices were hacked and detonated in a coordinated attack. Iran’s ambassador to Lebanon, Mojtaba Amani, was among those injured by the pager explosions." -- PETN in the battery packs... ...

I'M SO OLD I REMEMBER WHEN CANADA WASN'T A WAR ZONE

THE PEACEFUL, LAID-BACK LEFT COAST... Seems this is a continent-wide phenome...

IS ANYONE REALLY SURPRISED?

-- "Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has suffered another devastating byelection blow with the loss of a second Liberal stronghold, this one to the Bloc Quebecois in LaSalle—Émard—Verdun. Longtime Liberal supporter and strategist Andrew Perez called this new loss ‘yet another nail in Justin Trudeau’s coffin.’" -- Jagmeet and the Dippers blew this one badly as well... -- "The decision to put...

ARKANCIDE LADY MUSES ABOUT 'THIRD TIME LUCKY'...

-- "Hillary Clinton said Monday that former President Donald Trump’s politics of ‘hate and division’ put the United States’ security in danger. ‘The object in this case is Donald Trump, his demagoguery, his danger to our country and the world.’" -- And it's not just Shrillary. Vance...

CRIMINALS DON'T CARE ABOUT LAWS...

-- "Shannon Watts, the founder of Bloomberg affiliated Moms Demand Action (a large Anti-You-Have-A-Gun organization) decided to blame Republicans for the lack of Red Flag Laws after the attempt on Trump’s Life in a State WITH Red Flag Laws". --  Meanwhile... back at the ranch.No word on which gun club they belonged to... -- "Toronto Police say they are investigating after shots were fired...

NO WORRIES THOUGH... COPS STILL HAVE THAT 'WATER PISTOL LADY' BY THE SHORT HAIRS...

WHAT'S NEW IN JUSTIN TRUDEAU'S 'CATCH & RELEASE' CANADA? -- "Kurt Churchill, accused in a 2020 homicide in St. John's is no longer being prosecuted after Justice Vikas Khaladkar granted him a stay of proceedings due to court delays." -- Not his first rodeo... -- "In 2014, Churchill was acquitted when his lawyer successfully argued his drug trial had been unfairly delayed." -- Not familiar...

OLIVIA CHOW'S MCSTABBY SOCIALIST PARADISE...

NO, YOU FILTHY COLONIZERS... THEIR NAMES ARE A SECRET... -- "A woman was taken to a trauma centre with serious, but non life-threatening, injuries after being stabbed late Monday afternoon near Thorncliffe Park Drive and Overlea Boulevard. A suspect has been arrested, but police have not provided any details." -- Olivia said there would be social workers... -- "Toronto Police have arrested...

REMEMBER, 'PERSON IN CRISIS' ACTUALLY MEANS CRAZY, VIOLENT M@THERFUCKER!

NO MORE OF THIS POLITICALLY CORRECT HORSESHIT... -- "The Toronto Police Service says one of its officers has been rushed to hospital with serious injuries after responding to a person in crisis. TPS says the officer was injured by broken glass and is currently undergoing surgery." -- And of course, they turned this guy loose...WINNIPEG -- Vincent Li left a troubling note for his ex-wife just...

LIBERALS DECIDE TO GO WITH KAMALA'S 'LITERALLY HITLER' GAME PLAN...

MORE HORSEFEATHERS FROM THE FOLKS WHO DECLARED 'MARTIAL LAW'... -- "Liberal House leader Karina Gould kicked off the fall sitting of Parliament Monday by calling Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre a 'fraudster' and a 'bully' and accusing him of holding a secret agenda that Canadians won't like."...

COMPARE AND CONTRAST...

-- "If a Trump supporter armed with a rifle and a scope were stalking Kamala and got within a few hundred yards of her, this would not be how the media would cover it.  It’s not a really big story like Taylor Swift endorsing Kamala.  Now that you bring out the 72-point font for." -- Taylor...

IT'S A 'LEGAL SYSTEM'... NOT A JUSTICE SYSTEM...

MAN SWARMED AND STABBED... WOLF PACK KILLER GOES FREE... -- "The first teenager to be sentenced in the death of Kenneth Lee will not face further time in custody, and instead participate in a 'community-based program.'  Justice David Stewart Rose says the sentence reflects that the teen has...