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AND CALL IN AIRSTRIKES...
-- "The butchered and bloody corpses of three men have washed up on the Mexican beach resort of Acapulco, horrifying tourists. One of the bodies had its hand and foot tied to a cement anchor." --
MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH: -- "A New York City man, Esvin Vasquez, 23, of Queens, was beaten to death with a wooden board after being involved in a dispute with a mob, according to police. The NYPD has not arrested or identified any of the suspects involved. The investigation is ongoing." --