12 October 2022

WHILE JUSTIN TRUDEAU IS BUSY BUNGEE-JUMPING

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-- "Denis Carlin Sleightholme, 42, arrested in CRAB Park after what police described as 'a stabbing spree' Saturday has now been charged with aggravated assault and possessing a weapon for a dangerous purpose. Sleightholme has a long criminal history.  In 2016, he was convicted of manslaughter and sentenced to four years after stabbing 47-year-old Dominic Boateng to death." --
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-- "Sleightholme described himself on his Facebook page as a '“recent ex-con' and 'a recovering addict.'" --