06 October 2022

AT LEAST NOBODY WAS BURNED TO DEATH

RIDE THE ROCKET... I DARE YOU...
-- "There’s no subway service at Warden subway station after a man was stabbed Thursday afternoon, shortly before 1PM Toronto police say." --
What... you think I'm kidding?
-- "... a woman was set on fire at Kipling Station in another seemingly random attack..." --
For clarity's sake... the Warden Station stabbing is not to be confused with this one.