NEXT TIME THIS HAPPENS, SEND IN A CREW FROM 'THE NATIONAL'...
-- "A neighbour had said Ekamba's mother had 'called her a witch, threatened her with death and had thrown a knife at her.' Police opened fire after Ekamba stabbed two of the officers with a kitchen knife, and then refused to drop it." --
NOT YOUR DADDY'S CANADA -- "A 14-year-old boy was arrested and faces charges after allegedly sexually assaulting a woman at knifepoint in the Weston Road and Bellevue Crescent area, near the Humber River." --
NO CBC DEEP DIVE HERE -- "Mohammad Moiz Omar, 24, who allegedly attacked worshipers at a Mississauga, Ont., mosque earlier this year is now facing terrorism charges, Peel Region police said on Wednesday." --
