--  "Cliff Mody, a 72-year-old Florida man has been charged after he beat a a 77-year-old woman to death at the Gold Choice Assisted Living and Memory Care facility where they both were residents, authorities said Wednesday."  --  
BUT WAIT... THERE'S MORE  --  "When questioning Zephir about what happened, authorities said Joanne Zephir told them she made her children drink bleach from a makeshift glass and admitted to choking the 3-year-old.  Zephir told authorities that someone must have put a voodoo spell on her."  --  
NOT THAT LOTUS LAND IS MUCH BETTER  --  "Angela Dawn Flores, 38, was taken to a mental health facility just hours before the bodies of Natalie Flores, 12, Kevin Yanez, 10, and Nathan Yanez, 8, were discovered Sunday morning."  --