10 September 2021


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-- "Washington, D.C.'s delegate to Congress, Democrat Del. Eleanor Holmes Norton, put out a press release on Friday proclaiming her 'alibi' in the as yet-unsolved case of five zebras escaping a private zoo in the Maryland portion of the D.C. suburbs, but said talk of her being the culprit is 'understandable.'" --
"'Given my recent opposition to fences, I can understand why the charge was made,' she continued. 'I hope the owners find the zebras and that all involved live long, full lives.'"