AS RELIABLE AS THE MAN HIMSELF

-- Biden’s statement was initially scheduled for 1:30 p.m., then was pushed back to 2:45 p.m. and delayed a further 44 minutes. He began speaking at 3:29 p.m. Eastern Time." --...

OBVIOUSLY, HE "EXPERIENCED IT DIFFERENTLY"

-- "The Liberal Party has given southwestern MP Raj Saini the green light to seek re-election for his third term as an MP despite a series of allegations of inappropriate behaviour toward young female staffers that spanned his six years in office." -- STANDARD OPERATING PROCEDURE: -- The Liberals also allowed MP Marwan Tabbara to run in the 2019 federal election despite a party investigation...

FINALLY... THE NAMES THEY WOULD'T RELEASE

The firefight at Yorkdale Mall on Sunday, August 29, 2021... -- "Ayobami Owusu, 25, Brandon Neliko, 22, Charlotte Koehler, 29, all of Toronto." -- Owusu, Owusu... that sounds so familiar... -- "Folorunso Owusu, 21, was found guilty of second-degree murder in connection with the deadly Danzig...

FORGET HOCKEY NIGHT IN CANADA

So... a professional 'Body Piercer,' huh? -- "He split his tongue, sliced off his own nipples, modified his ears, nose and genitals, tattooed his eyeballs and pierced many other parts of his body." -- Hmmm... is there a Professional Body Piercer League? Why haven't I heard of this... oh, wait......

LET THEM EAT SEEDS AND PULSES

They deserve no less... -- "Students at universities in Berlin will from this winter swap currywurst and schnitzel for seeds and pulses, as campus canteens in the German capital make heavy cuts to their meat and fish options." --...

SHALL NOT BE ABRIDGED

-- "You’re not allowed to give more than half a million guns to the Taliban, guns that we paid for, and then try and take our guns away in this country. Sorry, that’s not how it works. So, shut up and back off. Not one more word about gun control from these people until they get back every single...

ONE GIGANTIC MILGRAM EXPERIMENT

-- "Cut through it all and ask — how many Americans are dying? According to Johns Hopkins, the fatality rate of COVID in the United States is 1.7 percent, which means that 98.3 percent survive. We have all assumed roles in a live rendition of Hans Christian Andersen’s folktale 'The Emperor’s New Clothes...

PRESIDENT GRANDAD'S ALLIES

-- "The Taliban is openly mocking the United States now. Today the Islamists used US helicopters to hang “traitors” in Kandahar Afghanistan." -- OH... IT GETS BETTER: -- "Tuesday, Biden National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan did not rule out providing aid to the Taliban following the United...

JUSTIN'S PEOPLE

-- "Liberal candidate for Vancouver Granville Taleeb Noormohamed has bought and sold at least 21 homes within a year of buying them since 2005. The tech executive has made a tidy profit along the way, making $4.9 million in the process." -- AND THERE'S THIS: -- "The 1996 study found rich migrants made more than 90 per cent of luxury purchases in two Vancouver municipalities while declaring...

AND CROCODILE DUNDEE WEPT

-- "Australians have a reputation for rugged individualism, grit and competence. But when it comes to the pandemic, we have seen another side to my country: insecure, anxious and frozen by the fear of death from Covid." --...

PRESIDENT GRANDAD DOES IT AGAIN

-- "A convicted Afghan rapist deported by former President Donald Trump’s administration was reportedly brought back to the United States thanks to President Joe Biden’s massive resettlement operation out of Afghanistan." -- IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER: -- "If there were any doubts about the...

UPDATE: TORONTO HOMICIDE #49/2021

-- "A warrant has been issued for the arrest of 36-year-old Dennis Singh, who is wanted for the second-degree murder of Toronto resident Johann Persaud." -- And... -- "A second suspect, 36-year-old Toronto resident Justin Sandassie, surrendered at 42 Division on Wednesday. He is also facing...

JUSTIN SAVES AFGHANISTAN TOO

-- "A billion here, a billion there... pretty soon you're talkin' real money." --...

At least it can't possibly get any...

...Sweet baby jebus!!! -- "Family members said 10 people, including seven children, were killed on Sunday by a U.S. drone strike." -- “We’re not in a position to dispute it,” John F. Kirby, the chief Pentagon spokesman said Monday" -- And... -- "President Biden called a senior Black adviser & former Louisiana congressman, Cedric Richmond 'boy' during a Federal Emergency Management Administration...

FROM THE COMMENTS:

-- "I had it done and wasn't able to walk for a year afterwards." -- And... -- "I was incontinent for a couple of years." --...

BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT LEADERS DO

"I’m not supposed to take any questions, but go ahead."     --   "When Bloomberg News Jennifer Jacobs asked “if there’s still an acute risk at the Kabul airport,” Biden waved her off, collected his things, and started to walk away. “I’m not gonna answer on Afghanistan now,” he said, rebuffing her question." --Pay no attention to the woman behind the curta...

UPDATE: TORONTO HOMICIDE #51/2021

From the triple shooting Saturday in the Entertainment District... -- "He has been identified as 35-year-old Sahal Sahal of Toronto." -- It's always the guys with the way-cool street names... -- "A GoFundMe page has raised more than $7,400 so far in memory of Sahal, 'aka Juggs.'” -- But wait......

SMELL THE 'PROFESSIONAL' JOURNALISM

Apparently, CBC is running out of things to scare us with... -- "There are now more than 30 species of non-native earthworms in Canada, according to Michael McTavish, a postdoctoral research fellow at the University of Toronto specializing in the ecology of non-native earthworms." --...

TALIBAN 2.0 STEP UP POLITICAL GAME

-- "After a quick internet search of "Paintings perfect for terrorists who want an in with the US president," the Taliban assistant in charge of buying things like paintings, influence, and good press, discovered the paintings by the famous painter Hunter Biden." --...

JUSTIN SAVES CANADA... YET AGAIN

-- "A former Correctional Service of Canada deputy commissioner for women told Mason in 2019 that 50 per cent of the males who request to be transferred to a female prison are sex offenders." --...

THE WORLD WE NOW LIVE IN

-- "Defense attorney Jonathan Feldman argued during a bond court hearing Wednesday that Holmes "reacted in self-defense" to the unmasked man in the store because the customer was 'putting others' lives at risk.'" --...

FROM THE COMMENTS:

-- "In Ireland when you meet a colleague or acquaintance, it’s polite to ask each other “how are you” and not answer each other." --...

TORONTO HOMICIDE #52/2021

NO DEER... NOT A SINGLE AR15: -- "The 23-year-old man, since identified as Toronto resident Adrian Hurley, was found in the vicinity of Thirty Ninth Street and James Street just south of Lake Shore Boulevard at around 6 a.m. on Friday. investigators confirmed that Hurley died from gunshot wounds." -- AND THE HITS JUST KEEP ON COMING: -- "Yorkdale Shopping Centre has been placed under a lockdown...

"JUST TRUST ME," SAYS BIDEN WHITEHOUSE

Aren't these the same folks who handed over the Afghani 'kill list?' -- "Maj. Gen. Hank Taylor, deputy director of the Joint Staff for regional operations said that additional information on the targets' roles in ISIS or their involvement in the Thursday bombing would not be provided." -- AND PEOPLE...

VAKZINE MACHT FREI

Welcome to, well... you know... -- "It remains unknown how Premier Doug Ford will justify the program after previously stating a vaccine passport would create a "split society." -- What... you didn't see this coming?I'm so old, I remember when hugging Granny wasn't against the law. createSummar...

TORONTO HOMICIDE #51/2021

But don't you worry... Justin's gonna take my varmint rifle... -- "A man in his 30s is dead and two women are injured after an early morning shooting downtown in the area of Adelaide and Duncan streets on Saturday around 5 a.m." -- As per standard operating procedure these days... police have not...

THE CAPRICIOUS & UNKNOWABLE WILL OF...

...WELL... YOU KNOW... -- "Young girls continue to be flown out of Sweden for forced marriages and female genital mutilation despite bans. Sara Bäckström, an expert at the National Competence Team Against Honour Violence and Oppression, stated that in 2019 at least 170 children were taken from Sweden." --...

TORONTO THE NOT SO GOOD

NO DEER... NOT A SINGLE AR15... -- "A man is in critical condition after a shooting on Sherbourne Street, north of Dundas Street East in downtown Toronto Friday evening." -- Police are busily rounding up local farmers & hunters as we spe...

"The committee has reserved its decision"

That "free health care" is worth every penny... -- "Dr. John Kitakufe was busy peddling in drugs despite having been convicted and jailed for a similar scheme in Chicago decades earlier — and even after assuring the College of Physicians and Surgeons of Ontario he had changed his ways. Now the twice-jailed...

RESET THIS!

-- "A parole board in California voted Friday in favor of the release of Sirhan Sirhan, the Palestinian immigrant who was convicted of assassinating presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy." --...

IT'S A HUNTER BIDEN WORLD

-- GRAND HAVEN, Mich. (AP) — "A judge has ordered a western Michigan couple to pay $30,441 to their son for getting rid of his pornography collection.  Werking’s parents must also pay $14,500 to their son’s attorney." --...

JUSTIN SAVES CANADA... AGAIN

C'mon, bruh... it's only money... -- "The Liberals have promised a $1-billion fund to help provinces and territories implement proof-of-vaccination requirements for non-essential businesses and public spaces." -- Denmark takes a slightly different tack.Oh yeah..."Canada borrowed more money last year relative to its economy’s size than any other G20 country."NEXT STOP... TAR & FEATHERS --...

THE 'GREAT RESET' IS PROCEEDING APACE

-- "'I know that day I saved countless lives,' Byrd declared, noting that he has no idea whether the individual he shot dead was carrying a weapon. 'Again, I believe I showed the utmost courage on Jan. 6, and it's time for me to do that now,' Byrd reiterated during the interview." --...

“Surrenderer-In-Chief”

-- "We’re leaving all this stuff behind. And it’s top of the line. They’re now, they say, the best-serviced soldiers in the world, the Taliban." -- And... -- "But we do know that whatever Biden’s puppeteers decide, it’s always a political calculation. That’s the real tragedy." -- It's come...

GEORGE FLOYD UNIVERSITY?

-- "Ryerson University will be formally changing its name after heightened backlash over the school’s namesake who helped create Canada’s residential school system." -- I've got something I'd like to put on the agenda.IN OTHER WOKIE EDUCATION NEWS: -- "In an effort to try and unite members of...

IF YOU CAN'T TRUST THE TALIBAN... RIGHT?

-- “'Basically, they just put all those Afghans on a kill list,' said one defense official, who like others spoke on condition of anonymity to discuss a sensitive topic. 'It’s just appalling and shocking and makes you feel unclean.'” --...

THE MUSIC THAT SOOTHES MEN'S SOULS

--  "A Toronto rapper, 22-year-old Christopher Lucas, aka ‘El Plaga,’ has now been arrested in connection with a fatal shooting at a party in Fort Erie that left two young women dead, Niagara Regional Police confirmed Thursday. He faces two counts of first-degree murder." -- BUT WAIT... THERE'S...

BREAKING: No wonder Biden is hiding

-- "At least 12 US service members were killed in the Afghanistan bombings, including 11 Marines and one Navy medic, according to two US officials." --...

MORE BLOOD ON BIDEN'S HANDS

Now, he absolutely has to come out of the basement... -- "Four Americans, all U.S. Marines, were killed in Kabul Thursday after two bombings rocked the city near Hamid Karzai International Airport." -- Your move, Joe.THE HERO WE NEED: -- "If I were president, and I had put our country into the...

Remember back... you were a kid...

 ...and young girls were being pimped out all over the neighbourhood? -- YEAH, ME NEITHER. -- "Peel Regional Police have arrested three Brampton men and are looking for a fourth suspect in connection with a human trafficking investigation involving a minor female victim." -- MEANWHILE...

SMELL THAT 'PROFESSIONAL' JOURNALISM

-- "On Wednesday, MSNBC’s Morning Joe was hoping that the Afghanistan catastrophe would “fade from the headlines” just in time for President Biden and the Democratic Party to make a political comeback before the 2022 midterm elections." -- NOT EVERYONE WANTS TO JUST WALK A...

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO SHOOT & KILL...

...AN UNARMED WOMAN... -- "Not much is known about Byrd, 53, who is a decorated U.S. Air Force veteran from the Gulf War. According to a neighbor of Byrd’s, his 'family roots are in Jamaica.'” --...

HOW COULD THIS GET ANY...

...SWEET BABY JEBUS... -- "Fox News reported shortly after the news broke of the explosion that reports indicate at least three American military members were injured in the attack. The attack also reportedly prompted rapid gunfire exchanges which may be ongoing at press time. Local reports indicate...

QUOTE OF THE WEEK:

-- "We just donated an air force to the Taliban." -- IN THE PROVERBIAL NUTSHELL: -- "Afghanistan isn’t a country. It’s a stone age Brigadoon of quarreling tribes, ethnic groups, Islamic denominations, and warlords manned by young men with old Russian and American rifles. Unlike the fiction of...

NO DEER - NOT A SINGLE AR15

-- "Toronto Police are investigating after a body was found in the city’s west end Wednesday afternoon in the area of Keele St. and Rogers Rd. "A witness reportedly said the body was found with obvious signs of trauma inside a suitcase near the Ample Food Market on Rogers Rd." -- NO GUN NO PROBLEM:"A stabbing at a restaurant in Richmond Hill Wednesday evening left a 17-year-old boy seriously...

NONE SO BLIND

-- "Liberal candidate blasted for 'flipping' homes as Trudeau promises to crack down on speculators." --...

'SHE-CESSION' THANKFULLY AVERTED

-- "OnlyFans announced on Wednesday that they will be reversing their recently announced plan to ban all sexually explicit content on their platform following a backlash from many of their content creators." --...

CBC MOURNS YET ANOTHER ABORIGINAL TRAGEDY

Only the good die young... -- "Gabe Kochon wanted to die on the land, surrounded by his family. Not alone in a hospital bed, like he did this week — after contracting COVID-19." -- Wait for it... wait for it... OL' GABE WAS 92. -- FUN STATISTICAL FACT: -- The average life expectancy for...

FEWER COPPERS - MORE GIMMICKS

-- "Defending the rainbow cars, Julie Cooke, the LGBT+ lead for the National Police Chiefs’ Council, says they are necessary to raise awareness of hate crime." -- RELATED:   Let's run those KungFlu numb...

THAT'S SOME RELIGION OF PEACE

-- I'm guessing Justin's 'Diversity Police' are too busy to look into this fine fellow. -- UPDATE:   At least we know where they stand -- "Liberal Minister for Gender Equality Maryam Monsef referred to the Taliban as 'our brothers" during a press conference providing updates on the...

ONE GIGANTIC MILGRAM EXPERIMENT

-- "Tucker Carlson takes a look back at public health hypocrisy in San Francisco during the Spanish Flu, and the photograph that changed everything." -- YOU'RE BEING PLAYED DUMMIES: -- "Globally, the survival rate for COVID-19 is 99.8%. Under the age of 70, the survival rate for COVID-19 is 99.97%....

PRESIDENT GRANDAD - NO SURPRISES HERE

BIDEN BACKS DOWN ON DEADLINE: -- "The Taliban gave no evacuation deadline extensions on Tuesday to the Biden and Harris administration after the CIA negotiated with a Taliban leader." -- And he's paying for all those bad decisions. createSummaryAndThumb("summary5538356383982679073...

LEFTY ELITES TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER

So much for sending a message to domestic terrorists... -- Cuomo commutes 75 year sentence for three felony murders. --...

THE GREAT RESET CONTINUES APACE

If they can get you to believe absurdities... they can get you to commit atrocities... -- "Oscar-winning director Spike Lee and far-left HBO are teaming up to spread tired, crazy, and debunked 9/11 conspiracy theories." --...

THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS

Damn the facts... they want you scared... -- "One of the most thorough studies, in England, shows that the survival rate for those under 18 with Covid is 99.995 percent." -- READ THE FINE PRINT:"The FDA did not Approve the Pfizer vaccine on 8/23/21, they only extended the Emergency Use Authorization."Meanwhile, back at the Penal Colony.RELATED:   In other "Vakzine Macht Frei" n...

AFRICA... BUSINESS AS USUAL

-- "Between 2013-2014, three newly established companies took on $2.2bn of debt. Auditors reportedly discovered $500 million of the money was missing. The country's currency lost a third of its value, inflation surged and foreign donors pulled out." --...

JUSTIN SAVES CANADA... AGAIN & AGAIN

FROM THE COMMENTS: -- "Or a nice big glass of unboiled water to wash his thirst for meaningless promises." -- createSummaryAndThumb("summary5583221236845051044...

DRUGS... THE VICTIMLESS CRIME

-- "Ian Matthew Crystal, 46-year-old Brooklyn resident and co-founder of the New York-based Evolution Spirits, allegedly took acid before the fatal plunge and had been drinking and smoking pot beforehand." --...

WINDS OF CHANGE AT CBC

So if a Canadian homeowner shoots an unarmed burglar climbing through a window... Canada's 'national broadcaster' is okay with that? -- "Babbitt, a 35-year-old Air Force veteran from San Diego, was shot by the police lieutenant when she tried to climb through a door with the glass smashed out as she...

AS JUSTIN CRACKS DOWN ON...

...FARMERS, HUNTERS & SKEET SHOOTERS... -- "A man is in serious condition after he was shot in broad daylight in Toronto’s East York borough at Pape and Cosburn avenues at 11:10 a.m. on Monday." -- And... -- "A man is in life-threatening condition and another man is in serious condition after...

WELL... HE ALREADY HAS ALL THEIR NAMES

-- A four-star, Hayden served as NSA director under Bill Clinton and headed up the CIA under George W. Bush and briefly under Barack Obama. Today Hayden spends his free time endorsing Twitter randos’ shitposts calling for the deportation of millions of Americans into a warzone." -- END JUSTIFIES...

JUSTIN SAVES CANADA... AGAIN

FROM THE COMMENTS: -- "'One billion years.' That's a lot of years, Sabrina." -- RELATED: More from the Sausage FactoryLAST WORD: Cart before the Plague Horse?"Approval for Pfizer’s two-dose vaccine was originally scheduled for Labor Day but was moved up due to a spike in cases, according to the...

BLINKEN WON'T ANSWER THE QUESTION

-- "Shockingly, or not shockingly depending on your disposition, Blinken was unable to answer a basic inquiry on whether Biden knew what was happening in Afghanistan." -- Watch as Jen Psaki attempts to put lipstick on a pig.KAMALA DODGES KABUL QUESTIONS TOO: -- SINGAPORE (AP) — "Vice President...

GET ME A SOCIAL WORKER... STAT!!!

Black Lives Matter New York was apparently unavailable for comment... -- "Video released by cops showed the moment Jamar Newton, 41, of Brooklyn, struck a 44-year-old man in the head with a hammer on the platform at the 14th Street- Union Square station. A standing sign blocked the view of the victim...

TRUST THE TALIBAN, SAID JOE

BACK TO A SHOOTING WAR? -- "A firefight broke out in the chaos at Kabul’s Hamid Karzai International Airport early Monday morning as foreign forces continued to assist with evacuations and thousands of Afghans attempted to escape the country taken over by the Taliban a week ago." -- TERRORISTS RATCHET UP THE TENSION:“If the US or UK were to seek additional time to continue evacuations – the answer...

JUSTIN'S PEOPLE

It's what they do... -- "Liberal Finance Minister Chrystia Freeland makes it looks as though the Conservative leader is promoting for-profit private healthcare. However, it was quickly revealed that the Liberal campaign doctored the video>." -- It's always something with this guy.UPDATED: ...

IT TAKES A VILLAGE IDIOT

-- "A pastor by name James Sakala from Zambia was buried alive by his church members as he promised them that he will resurrect in 3 days just like Jesus Christ.  After three days, his church members went digging his grave just to find him dead. The pastor was dry like old sugarcane." --...

QUICK... HIDE THE WOMEN & CHILDREN

First they came for Ol' Yeller... -- "Several impounded dogs due to be rescued by a shelter have instead been shot dead by a rural council in NSW under its interpretation of COVID-19 restrictions." -- Trust the science, they sa...

TORONTO HOMICIDE #49/2021

-- "Homicide detectives have named 40-year-old Johann Persaud of Toronto as the person found dead inside a burning vehicle in a field in northwest Scarborough last week." -- An autopsy revealed he was murdered before the vehicle fire.UPDATE: Homicide #47/2021 -- "Homicide investigators are seeking the public's assistance with any information regarding this type of vehicle, in the area of Black...

THUNDERDOME... IT'S HERE!

"BUST A DEAL & FACE THE WHEEL"... -- "Portland Police Bureau Chief Chuck Lovell signaled ahead of Antifa's announced direct action Sunday that local law enforcement won't intervene to protect residents from the riotous activity expected to take place." --...

Biden ‘Surrendered to the Taliban’

-- "If anything deserves an impeachment, it’s right now because we don’t do this. We don’t ask the enemy for permission. We go in there. We crush them. We win. Every single time. And we leave with our people.” -- WHAT DO BIDEN'S ALLIES THINK? -- Mr Blair said the decision to withdraw was made...

CANADA'S OTHER EPIDEMIC

“Apparently there is a horrifying number of syphilis infections in Alberta. What's up Alberta?” Colbert asked. “And watch out Saskatchewan. You keep rubbing up against that and you might get an infection in your Regina.”IT'S NO JOKE, FOLKS! -- "Almost half the cases were in Edmonton, which had about three times as many as were reported in Calgary. In fact, Edmonton has one of the highest syphilis...

SINCE JUSTIN TRUDEAU TOOK OFFICE...

...HAVE THINGS GOTTEN BETTER OR WORSE? -- NUTHIN' BEATS THAT CHINATOWN 'SHIATSU'"Ten years later, a great deal has changed in Canada and the world. But the message of Jack’s life endures." -- What... you don't remember? -- "I remembered lecturing him on a lot of these triads, they'd videotape...

NO DEER NOT A SINGLE AR15

-- "Two men were seriously wounded in a shooting near a plaza in Scarborough near Sheppard Avenue East and McCowan Road after 8:30 p.m.Saturday evening, Toronto police say." -- Oh, yeah... -- "Police currently don’t have a specific description of the suspect." -- But wait... there's more... -- "Four men, Piraveen Parmananthan, Shangeeve Ilangovan, Ryan Balkaran and Shanth Thayanithy...

Security Alert – Embassy Kabul, Afghanistan (August 21, 2021)

President Grandad gets it wrong... AGAIN... -- "Because of potential security threats outside the gates at the Kabul airport, we are advising U.S. citizens to avoid traveling to the airport and to avoid airport gates at this time unless you receive individual instructions from a U.S. government representative...

ONE GIGANTIC MILGRAM EXPERIMENT

-- ‘A ticking plastic bomb’: 3 million face masks are thrown out every minute, researchers warn." -- If it only saves one... what the f@ckin' f@...

AZTEC DEATH WHISTLE

-- An explanation here. --...

THE GUN OWNERS JUSTIN SIMPLY IGNORES

-- "The accused, Yash Arora, 23, of Brampton was arrested and police said they seized a loaded firearm and 16.5 kg or 36.4 lbs of suspected fentanyl. He is facing a number of charges, including discharge firearm with intent, two counts of possession for the purpose of trafficking fentanyl and utter threats to cause death." -- Where do the Liberals stand on actual gun cri...

ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER AKBAR

-- "According to former Afghani Judge Najla Ayoubi, a woman was set on fire on Thursday in the country’s north after being forced to cook for militants. 'They are forcing people to give them food and cook them food. A woman was put on fire because she was accused of bad cooking for Taliban fighters.'”...