09 February 2021

Truly, we live in troubled times

Sorry, Tess... I'm with Chuck Darwin here...insert alt text hereIt's tough being a visionary fashionista...
Gorilla Glue says Tessica's saga is a unique situation and the product she used "is not indicated for use in or on hair as it is considered permanent."
GG says the spray adhesive is intended for mounting things to surfaces such as paper, cardboard, wood, laminate and fabric.
Our sources say Tessica's hired an attorney and is weighing her legal options against Gorilla Glue.
We're told the label on the product she used says do not use on eyes, skin or clothing ... with no mention of hair, which Tessica feels is misleading.
UPDATE:  Don't give up hope, Tessica
Our sources say Beverley Hills plastic surgeon Dr. Michael Obeng feels so bad for Tessica, he's performing the procedure for free. It's no small gesture, we're told the estimated cost is $12,500.
UPDATE2:  Gorilla Glue Challenge
Len Martin, a Louisiana man who was suspicious of recent reports about a woman who put Gorilla Glue in her hair reportedly ended up in a hospital after gluing a Solo cup to his lip.
"This is not a challenge you want to try," Martin said.