Living in the real-life Matrix

A "16 month life sentence" is "the world pulled down over your eyes"...Remember, folks... this guy was under a total weapons prohibition at the time of this double murder...Christopher Husbands, the man who opened fire inside Eaton Centre’s food court has been sentenced to life in prison but he could...

Here we go again...

...live and don't learn... AND DIE...Two members of the public have died after a stabbing attack at London Bridge, in which police also shot dead the suspect. The attacker was wearing what they believe to be a hoax suicide vest.If only we could see this comi... wait a minute...In 2017 eight people...

Could've been worse, say Conservatives...

...he might have appointed a current sitting Liberal..."Conservative Leader Andrew Scheer said Thursday that despite considerable party infighting over his future as leader, he will remain at the helm, and as a show of how he intends to change the party, he’s appointed Toronto-area MP Leona Alleslev,...

"Correctional Institute" won't fix this

Lock him in a cage... and weld the door shut...Scarborough • Sinbad Kingsimba Marshall testified he floored 82 year-old Stella Tetsos with punches in the face. He blackened both eyes and inflicted brain injuries that rendered her either unconscious or dazed and confused. She suffered 47 rib fractures...

TEH CHILDRUN IS R FUTUR

Let's just dance around the fact that this was an armed robbery...“The 16 year-old male individual who was in the bank had a firearm. That firearm was retrieved.” The teenage suspect, whose identity is protected under the Youth Criminal Justice Act, remains in custody.Well, well, well... if it isn't...

Ralph Goodale wasn't the only...

...cough, cough... Nazi Hunter in Canada..."We actually have a white supremacist trying to become prime minister of Canada," Kinsella says."I've run campaigns depicting Preston Manning, Stockwell Day, Kim Campbell, depicting them as racists."WOW... those words you're looking for right now are... "legally...

Toronto's "Bucket-O-Shit Bandit"...

...flushed out after third attack...All five victims were apparently "Asian" but curiously, no one is talking "hate crime"...Police have not yet confirmed if the substance dumped on the victims is in fact "liquefied fecal matter," but said the bucket seized last night will be forensically tested. Tuesday...

"Player Two Has Entered The Game..."

"...and he is a Very Good Boi....

Never a Pimp called Bob or Fred

Meet Charlton, Shabaka & Troy...The Toronto Police Service would like to make the public aware of arrests made in a Human Trafficking investigation. - on Sunday, December 30, 2018, a 17-year-old girl met two men in the Yonge Street/Dundas Street East area - the two men befriended the girl and gave...

"Toronto Police said Monday..."

"...that they are investigating two separate reports of feces being thrown at people inside libraries on Toronto university campuses."One student, who told CP24 she was in the University of Toronto’s Robarts Library at the time, said a man appeared out of nowhere with a bucket that smelled of urine...

The Great White Mother Lied

Fascist oppressors confiscate aboriginal healing herbs and traditional hunting implements...• TYENDINAGA MOHAWK TERRITORY • Ontario Provincial Police have charged an 18-year-old with trafficking after finding a live hand grenade while searching a home on the Tyendinaga Mohawk Territory in eastern Ontario. Investigators...

Toronto's "Cloak of Invisibility" killers...

...are at it again...Police have identified the man fatally shot in the city’s Eglinton East neighbourhood on Saturday afternoon as 27-year-old Zachary Antrobus. Police have not released any information about possible suspects.********** UPDATE: NEIGHBOUR SINGS DEAD MAN'S PRAISES •Keziah Osei, who...

All that talk of Civil War, but...

...trust me, you ain't seen nothing yet...Ginsburg's health is a constant concern for liberals, who live in fear of President Donald Trump replacing her with a conservative justice. She has become a late-blooming celebrity on the court, referred to especially by young feminists as the "Notorious R.B.G."Yeah,...

Couldn't manage not to cheat...

...on the mother of his children, but now he's going to... "Save the World"...“We have reached a tipping point and we still have the ability to change course, but only for 10 years.”Perhaps Chuckles imagines he's been sallying about on solar powered eco-planes all his privileged life. No wonder his...

The Usual, well... you know...

The Liberals would tell you it's "a strong industry" with "lots of customers"...OTTAWA - Benedetto “Benny” Manasseri, 55, has been running BM Enterprises, a sub-contracting company that takes on commercial construction jobs in the city, according to his LinkedIn profile. Manasseri was arrested in 1987 when the RCMP drug squad seized six kilos of cocaine — three in the trunk of a car with Ontario...

Guns kill people, the same way that...

...pencils write poetry..."Nobody needs that kind of forkpower," said one lawyer. "We will get justice for the obvious cause of this epidemic of deaths: the guys who make the utensil...

Ministry of "Silly Walks" lives on

"OTTAWA – In the wake of the Liberal government appointing the first Minister for Middle Class Prosperity, the lesser known Minister of the Lower Class will be required to commute to cabinet meetings via bus on an expensive pass he can ill afford."He's the Hero we didn't ask for...“Many people doubted...

Smell the "Professional" Journalism...

...before it completely disappears...Obama, Obama... that sounds so familiar. ********** RELATED: It gets better... by which I mean worse...“I mean, you got all three of them wrong. They get the call, they get the meeting, they get the money. It’s not 2+2. It’s 0-3. I mean I’ve never seen anything...

Oh Canada...

...demonising free speech...“Who the hell had ever heard of Wilfrid Laurier University before? This is a third-rate university by Canadian, let alone international standards. Now everyone knows of Wilfrid Laurier because of the lack of adults on the campus, and the fact they were bullying Lindsay Shepherd.********** RELATED:...

Mrs Neo recommends...

..."This is Going to Hurt"...“I tell a woman in antenatal clinic that she has to give up smoking. She shoots me a look that makes me wonder if I’ve accidentally just said, ‘I want to fuck your cat.” ― Adam Kay, This is Going to Hurt: Secret Diaries of a Junior Doc...

Relax folks... just another gang stabbing

No gun... no problem...Police were called Sunday evening to the Tim Hortons on Markham Rd. at Denison St., where they found a 21-year-old who had been stabbed. Officers also found three other men they believe were involved in the incident, and one of them was also suffering from stab wounds. They...

The problem with underwater photography...

...is the water...A new algorithm called Sea-thru, developed by engineer and oceanographer Derya Akkaynak, removes the visual distortion caused by water from an image. The effects could be far-reaching for biologists who need to see true colors underneath the surfa...

Just something to think about...

...during that six hour wait in the Emergency Room to see a family physician...TORONTO • This will end up being a boondoggle and taxpayers will never ever know whether value for money was received for the $181-million already doled out or countless other millions of dollars that are to be spent in the...

Diversity is our streng...

...sweet baby jebus...As Sweden’s national police chief put it last week, there is “no equivalent” to this bombing campaign in any other Western country. And the violence extends beyond bombings. On Saturday, gunmen killed a 15-year-old boy and critically wounded another at a pizzeria, minutes after...

Maybe they were going after...

...that up all night, "Hair Club for Men" demographic..."South Dakota on Monday launched a nearly half-a-million dollar methamphetamine prevention campaign — with a head-scratching slogan."********** RELATED: Speaking of failed campaigns...Andrew: “Do I regret the fact that he has quite obviously...

The gloves hit the ice...

...and he comes up swinging...They may have knocked Don Cherry to the ice with a hit he didn’t see coming. Now watch him get back up. Don Cherry’s Grapevine is back once again. This time as a podcast.********** RELATED: Cowards die a thousand deathsOTTAWA – Hockey Night in Canada commentator Ron MacLean accidentally caught himself nodding at an old Hitler speech this week, and wants to clarify...

Fake News Dude kinda sorry...

...he opened up that particular can of bullshit..."In 2018 the New York Times cut their capital investments nearly in half to $57 million, which equates to a rounding error when compared to the $6 billion of capital that FedEx invested in the U.S. economy during that same year.”********** LEARNED MY...

"Just Desserts Killer" getting his...

...well... you know..."And so comes the disturbing news that Lawrence 'Brownman' Brown, the brazen, gun-wielding criminal who shot Vivi Leimonis dead in 1994, is claiming he now deserves parole and is appealing a June decision that turned him down."Here's the money shot..."Armed with a loaded, double-barrel,...

And... I hear it makes you smarter...

...and better looking...♫ You know I've smoked a lot of grass O'Lord, I've popped a lot of pills ♫Forty per cent of the 23,410 hospital stays for "harm caused by substance use" in 2017-18 were related to cannabis, according to the Canadian Institute for Health Information.That's 9,364 knucklehead...

In my defence, I have to say...

...I learned from the best..."But at the time I felt it was the honourable and right thing to do and I admit fully that my judgement was probably coloured by my tendency to be too honourable but that's just the way it is."Yeah... righ...

There's a few more disillusioned...

...whisky swilling atheists in the world today..."A statue of Jesus in India mysteriously began dripping water from its toes. Worshippers started collecting it and drinking it believing it was holy. The source of the water was later found to be a clogged toilet near the statu...

Well, well, well...

...if it isn't the consequences of my own actions...WASHINGTON — A federal judge ruled Thursday that Hoda Muthana, an American-born woman who joined the Islamic State in 2014 and says she now wants to return home to her family in Alabama, is not a U.S. citizen. Muthana's father was a former Yemeni...

Got a craving for real Jerk Chicken?

...play it safe and do the cafeteria at IKEA instead...Toronto police received several reports of gunshots being fired at 1:42 a.m. this morning in the area of Oakwood Avenue and Vaughan Road and located a victim screaming and suffering from serious injuries. Paramedics were called and he died, but...

Who's Zoomin' Who?

From the folks who brought you melamine in baby food...China's biggest dump is already full - 25 years early - after the massive amount of waste produced by the country's 1.4 billion people forced the garbage graveyard to accept four times as much trash per day as it was designed for. Trash at the site allegedly is piled up 50 stories high in some spots.Oh, don't you fret... the pollution will balance...

The floggings will continue...

...until morale improves...The cost to run the Senate of Canada has increased by more than a third over the last five years as Prime Minister Justin Trudeau's reform agenda has led, in part, to increased expenditures in the upper house.It gets better... by which I mean worse...That $25 billion ballooned...

Fairy Dust & Unicorn Farts

"The de-incarceration movement is at best naive, and if enacted, dangerous. It would result in tens of thousands of violent murderers, rapists and child molesters being let fre...

The Gift of Fear

What happens when you ignore those nagging little voices inside your head?Short answer... nothing good...“You’re not a serial killer, right?” she messaged him before leaving the house. Khalil Wheeler-Weaver was exactly that, prosecutors said on Thursday. The 23-year-old is accused of murdering three...

Why can't Canadians be more like...

...sweet baby jebus..."In an analysis article titled ‘Sweden’s 100 explosions this year: What’s going on?’, the BBC acknowledged the epidemic of gang crime, gun crime, and criminal use of explosives." “Swedish police are dealing with unprecedented levels of attacks, targeting city centre locations...

De Villa: Junkies Good, Hunters Bad

De Villa’s hostility to hunters, farmers, ranchers, sport shooters, gun collectors and the firearm industry contrasts with her views on drug dealers and users. Toronto’s top medical officer recommended decriminalizing all drugs for personal use last year, saying the “criminalization approach” … “is...

The really sad thing is...

...I'm sure she actually believes it..."On Tuesday, former Secretary of State and 2016 Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton told BBC Radio 5 Live she was under “enormous pressure” to consider a 2020 White House run."********** I'M WITH JOE ROGAN:“Oh, we got so close! Oh! We almost had a...

The 24/7 Prime Minstrel Media...

...sho' nuff doin' what it do best...“I have just learned I’ve been fired by Sportsnet for comments made on Coach’s Corner Nov. 9,” Cherry told Joe Warmington in a phone interview. “No problem.” said Cherry. “I know what I said and I meant it. Everybody in Canada should wear a poppy to honour our...