17 August 2026

ALWAYS THE GUYS WITH THE WAY-COOL NAMES...

-- "Jahnoi Bell, 21, and the two 17-year-olds, face two counts each of first-degree murder. Mcaium Aarons, 25, has been charged with conspiracy to commit an indictable offence and breach of probation order. Jayden Christmah, 23, faces one charge of possession of firearm for the purpose of trafficking." --
No gun... no problem...
-- "Police have made two arrests after a man was stabbed in the back near Danforth and Broadview avenues in Toronto’s east end last week." --

16 August 2026

LOOK WHO JUST WENT TO THE TOP OF THE 'HIT LIST'...

-- "Anyone who kills or captures and hands over an invading American military personnel will receive a reward equivalent to $30,000 or 5 billion tomans from the Islamic Republic of Iran’s Army,' Army chief Amir Hatami said, using an informal unit equivalent to 10,000 Iranian rials." --
If you have anything you want to say to Amir Hatami, best not put it off for too long.

JUST YOUR TYPICAL 'POST-NATIONAL' TORONTO MAN...

-- "'TORONTO MAN' Anthony Christopher David McLaughlin, 36, has been charged with assault causing bodily harm and assault with a weapon in connection with the unprovoked stabbing of a TTC employee on Friday." --
Can we all agree that ol' artsy Anthony needs to be sat in a cage with the door welded shut... rather than being allowed to wander the 'field of folk?'

15 August 2026

THOSE GOSH-DARNED UNDOCUMENTED FIREARMS OWNERS...

-- "One person has been shot outside an apartment building at Lawrence Avenue and Galloway Road in Scarborough, police say. Paramedics transported him to the hospital with serious, life-threatening injuries.  No suspect information has been released. " --

Google "Galloway Boys"... I double dawg dare ya. 

And we're not done yet...

-- "Toronto Police are searching for suspects following a shooting at Islington and Bergamot avenues in Etobicoke. Suspects were last seen wearing hoodies and ski masks." --
And...
  --  "Toronto Police are investigating after two men were stabbed in the Kensington Market neighbourhood."  --

THE SILENCE OF THE BLMs... TORONTO EDITION...

-- "Toronto Police have released images of a suspect wanted in the unprovoked stabbing of a TTC electrical worker downtown on Friday morning. The worker was alone on the sidewalk near Bloor and Yonge Streets around 8 a.m. when he was attacked from behind by an unknown man." --
UPDATE... They've identified him

LET THE PEASANTS EAT 'PRETEND' VACCINES...

Mr Macron, a former partner at Rothschild & Cie merchant bank, has been nicknamed the 'President of the Rich', and 'Jupiter', after the Roman god of gods. He is frequently criticised for being arrogant and out of touch with ordinary French people.
Well... they are 'our betters' after all...
-- "Prime Minister Mark Carney and his entourage spent $159,800 on airplane food during a single trip while dining on 'chicken chasseur, Chilean sea bass' and 'death by chocolate.'" --

SEEMS BLACK LIVES MATTER RICHMOND WAS UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT...

-- "Five people were shot and wounded, one critically, outside of residence halls at Virginia State University early Saturday, prompting a campus lockdown.  No arrests were announced, and the university earlier reported 'multiple suspects'" --

Police and university officials have not identified any of the victims.

Nota bene...

--   "Virginia State University is a historically Black university located in Ettrick, about 24 miles south of the state capital of Richmond.   It was the first fully state-supported four-year college for Black Americans." --
Is math racist?
-- "Homicide has been the leading cause of death for Black men ages 15 to 44 for more than half a century." --
UPDATE: The usual, well... you know...
  --  "Camron Harris, 19, of Henrico, Virginia has been arrested in connection with the shooting."  --  

♪ "MAKING A LIST... CHECKING IT TWICE..." ♪

-- "The IDF confirmed that earlier on Thursday, directed by the ISA, it eliminated Jamal Mahmoud Abu Kamil, a commander in the Hamas terrorist organization who infiltrated Israeli territory during the October 7th Massacre." --
Oh, yeah...
-- "Abu Kamil was also the commander of the Gaza District Police." --

SUDDENLY... RIDING THE SUBWAY DOESN'T SEEM SO SCARY...

-- "Toronto Police have charged taxi driver Ghulam Khan, 44, with sexual assault that occurred near Market Street and The Esplanade on Friday. Police released an image of Khan as they believed there may be more victims." --

And meet Saurav Tamang

Then, there's this guy...

  --  "Investigators say 22-year-old Qasim Sabi is facing charges of sexual assault, sexual interference and failure to comply with a previous release order."  --  
No gun... no problem...

-- "Toronto Police are investigating two separate stabbings that occurred on Friday evening." --
There's always something these days...
-- "An unknown number of people ran away from the scene of a hit-and-run involving three vehicles in Toronto’s west end on Saturday morning, police say." --

LOOKS LIKE THE 'NEW CALIPHATE' JUST GOT SPANKED BY TEXAS...

-- "Government-owned airports cannot favor one religion over all others,' Texas Gov. Greg Abbott wrote on X Friday. 'DFW plans to install Islamic wudu washing facilities are illegal. I've directed a review of all state grants to both airports for possible revocation, and referred Dallas Fort Worth International Airport & George Bush Intercontinental Airport to USDOT for investigation.'" --

IN SCARBOROUGH, THEY CALL THAT FRIDAY...

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-- "One person has been arrested after shots were fired on Gilder Drive near Midland and Eglinton avenues in Scarborough on Friday night.   Suspects were reportedly shooting at each other before fleeing in different directions." --

14 August 2026

THE MODERN DAY ICARUS AND INFAMOUS 'POSTER BOY FOR DIVERSITY' COMMITS SUICIDE...

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-- "Embattled Cambridge University professor Jason Arday was found 'unresponsive --  and later pronounced dead at the scene after quitting his job over allegations that he plagiarized and lied about past jobs.   Arday, 41, who became a posterboy for diversity had also been accused of lying about his seemingly unbelievable list of personal accomplishments, including running 30 marathons in justt 35 days, raising millions of dollars for charity, and playing professional snooker." --

Arday, who became Cambridge’s youngest black professor at age 37, also claimed he had autism spectrum disorder and was nonverbal until age 11.   His claim that he had dug water wells in Africa & South America had been repudiated by the organization involved.

FAMILY LOOKS TO FRAME ARDAY AS A VICTIM...

-- "The campaign of misinformation was too much for Jason, who was a gentle man and who always wanted to see the best in everyone." --

THOSE GOSH-DARNED 'KITCHENER' TEENAGERS...

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-- "Kitchener teenager Manav Kotak, 18, has been charged with armed robbery, pointing a firearm and disguise with intent in connection with a months-long investigation into an armed home invasion in a southwest Aldershot neighbourhood earlier this year. Authorities say the other three suspects are still at large." --
And...
-- "A TTC electrical worker was stabbed while on break in an 'unprovoked attack' near Bloor-Yonge subway on Friday morning, the head of the transit agency says. The victim and the suspect were not known to each other." --

AN ONLINE DATING APP CALLED... WAIT FOR IT... 'BLK'...

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-- "Durham Regional Police say 27-year-old Gregory Binns has been arrested after a woman was forcibly confined, choked and sexually assaulted by a man she met through an online dating application called 'BLK.'   Police have concerns there may be additional victims." --
Meanwhile... in other diversity/strength news.

13 August 2026

WHY LET HIM PLEAD OUT? THEY'VE GOT VIDEO...

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-- "Mangione would still face a potential life sentence if he were to plead guilty in federal court, but would hope that US District Judge Margaret Garnett doles out a lesser sentence, according to sources familiar with the matter. He could still decide against copping the plea at any moment before or even during Friday’s court appearance." --

THOSE GOSH-DARNED UNIVERSITY STUDENTS...

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-- Jerry Tong, Zekun Wang, Fei Han and Feiyang Ji, accused in a London, Ont., explosives and firearms-manufacturing investigation now face 19 new charges, according to court documents filed Tuesday. The newest charges include possession of five specific explosive substances, possession of stolen property and access to computer data related to making firearms." --

WHAT... YOU THOUGHT IT WAS JUST MICHIGANISTAN?

  --  "Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport will install Islamic foot wash stations inside bathrooms at the facility, according to the Texas Department of Licensing and Regulation. The installation of the Wudu ablution stations is expected to be complete by the end of the year."  --  
Gotta have priorities I guess...
-- "A Texas high school teacher was reduced to tears and broke down in front of his class when he realized the seniors he was teaching couldn’t complete a writing exercise." --

YOUR DAILY GTA INSURRECTION...

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-- "The suspect was arrested and the firearm has been recovered. Bloor Street is currently closed in both directions between Sherbourne and Parliament streets. The investigation is ongoing, police say." --

A second suspect involved is still outstanding.  No description was made available.

UPDATE: Those gosh-darned undocumented firearms owners...

-- "Stefano Edwards, 27, of Peterborough, who was arrested, was out on 'bail conditions' at the time of the incident and was wanted for firearm-related offences in Peel Region and Waterloo." --
No gun... no problem...
  --  "Police are searching for one suspect after a man was stabbed near Church and Shuter streets in downtown Toronto Thursday afternoon.|"  --  

JUSTIN SAID 'LEGAL WEED' WOULD STOP CRIMINALS IN THEIR TRACKS...

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-- "Ontario Provincial Police have charged 43-year-old Ha Van Thang and 38-year-old Van Trieu Ngo and seized more than $1.5 million worth of cannabis from an illegal operation in Brampton." --
And...
-- "Toronto man Anwar Yosofi, 36, is facing charges after police say officers observed him dealing drugs near Morningside and Lawrence avenues in Scarborough on Monday." --