-- "Add all these numbers together, and the real number could hit 662,000. Nearly double what this government is currently advertising, and well past the record of 483,640 set in 2024. Nobody should need a forensic accountant to figure out how many people are getting permanent residence in Canada." --
-- "Toronto Police have issued Canada-wide warrants for Armani Callender, 19, and Cameron Marlor, 17, wanted in connection with the murder of an 18-year-old in Etobicoke last week." --
-- "Local police said a bomb found near near a BioUrja ethanol plant in Peoria, Illinois has necessitated all residents in a 1-mile radius to immediately evacuate. 'Notifications were sent out with an evacuation order in the blast radius' from the BioUrja facility, police chief Brad Dixon said early Saturday." --
-- "Const. Amanda Steenson says a man has died after a stabbing inside a residence at Lakeshore Road East and Fergus Avenue, just west of Dixie Road in Mississauga early Saturday morning. Steenson said it is unclear if they are searching for one or more suspects, but there was no immediate description available." --Not a bad gig for a 90 lb copper.
-- "Our family is destroyed without him. Our family hopes to gain a fuller understanding of police tactics... and the role that anti-Black racism may have played in police decision-making." --NOTA BENE...
-- "Francique was on house arrest from drug trafficking and firearms charges. He was violating his bail conditions when left home, drove his car at a police officer and was shot." --Oh, yeah... a firearm was found in Francique’s possession after the incident.
-- "Larone Carlton Whyte, 37, and Elijah Shaun Latham, 30, both of Mississauga are in custody and police are looking for a third suspect following an armed home invasion in Bowmanville. The two accused were on conditions not to possess any firearms at the time of their arrest." --In other diversity news...
-- "Police in York Region are hoping the public can help identify three Asian males who spoke Mandarin wanted for an armed retail robbery in Richmond Hill." --No gun... no problem...
-- "A man in his 30s has been seriously injured in a stabbing at in downtown Toronto’s Cabbagetown neighbourhood." --
-- "Peel Regional Police said 22-year-old Carlos Rodriguez-Rodriguez who is wanted Canada-wide in connection with a double shooting in Mississauga has been arrested after returning to the country and turning himself in." --Apparently, a Canadian jail is a better prospect than whatever shithole third world country Mr Rodriguez-Rodriguez initially fled to.
-- "Honduran Rony Alexander Gomez-Alberto, 34, who was deported from the United States twice, was granted asylum in 2020 after alleging that he would be persecuted back home for being transgender. Gomez-Alberto was arrested after he attempted to storm the cockpit of United Airlines Flight 2174 claiming he was holding a bomb." --And there's this guy.
-- "Toronto Police have identified 19-year-old Joseph Kunene as one of two suspects wanted in connection with the murder of Brandon Blake, 18, of Barrie, Ont. in Etobicoke yesterday. The other suspect has not yet been identified." --Hey, no gun... no problem...
-- "A man was rushed to hospital shortly after noon following a stabbing near Dufferin Station Wednesday afternoon." --It's Olivia Chow's McStabby Toronto...
Two teens have been charged in connection with an assault and robbery investigation after a person was left with life-threatening injuries Monday night at Overlea Boulevard and Thorncliffe Park Drive in East York.
-- "On Tuesday, Industry Minister Melanie Joly expressed disappointment in Stellantis and Prime Minister Mark Carney called the sale a 'betrayal.'" --Wait a minute...
-- "The federal government was actively and intensively part of discussions that ended in the agreement to sell a Stellantis car assembly plant to Canadian armoured vehicle manufacturer Roshel." --Contemptuous Carney wouldn't know the truth if it hit him in the face... and, truth is... he doesn't care.
-- "That statement is as confusing as it is insulting given the decades of human rights atrocities committed by the Chinese Communist Party. Carney swept into office in 2025 whipping up anti-Trump concerns over trade, and said himself China was Canada’s biggest security threat during the 2025 campaign." --
-- "The number of buyers of tinned meat last month was up 43 per cent in the ten days after the government’s media blitz began, the equivalent to a massive 400,000 extra shoppers seeking out canned goods a day. Sales of bottled water also soared 67 per cent." --
-- "Mark Williams, 42, of Scarborough, Ont., was arrested on Friday in northeast Calgary’s Sunridge neighbourhood. He is charged with procuring a person for sexual services. Investigators believe there may be additional victims." --
-- "Simple translation of that: no fatties, no trannies, no beardos, no weirdos, no wimps, no radicals. Just warriors – just tough, ready, committed troops." --
-- "Ghanaian man Jefferson Zormelo, 22, who used a fraudulent Canadian passport issued under the name Mitchell Leblanc to leave and re-enter the country 16 times has been sentenced to two years in prison. Zormelo came to Canada on a student visa in 2021, but in 2024 immigration authorities determined that he was no longer enrolled in school and issued an exclusion order for his removal from the country. --Zormelo's lawyer cited a difficult upbringing in Ghana, which apparently excuses all criminal behavior...
-- "The Calgary Herald reported that Zormelo had also obtained bank and credit cards under the assumed name." --There was no evidence of how Zormelo supported himself while in Canada or who paid for his international travel.
-- "Toronto-area trucker Ranjit Singh, 33, was convicted Monday of smuggling about $4 million in cocaine into Canada via the Blue Water Bridge two years ago." --One for the ladies...
-- "Toronto woman Annabelle Menezes, 47, has been charged after investigators allege she defrauded a registered charity she was working for out of more than half-a-million dollars." --And back in Canada's first truly post-national city.
ANKENY, Iowa -- "Two Ankeny McDonald’s employees are injured after customer Hassan Mohamed, 25, shot at them following a dispute over an order on Thursday night. He faces two counts of attempted murder." --
-- "Toronto Police say one male is a dead after a shooting near an Etobicoke community centre at Martingrove Road and Finch Avenue early Tuesday morning. There is no information on possible suspects." --Hmmm, Elmbank Community Centre... I guess more basketball courts isn't the answer after all.
-- "Det.-Sgt. Sandra Arruda identified the victim as Brandon Blake. Investigators are currently looking for two male suspects... the first is described as light-skinned, with a thin build, while the second is brown-skinned with a medium build." --Remember... Toronto cops usually try to match the ethnicity of their press people to the specific offenders.
-- "A 16-year-old male has been rushed to hospital with life-threatening injuries after being stabbed Overlea Boulveard and Thorncliffe Park Drive in East York Monday evening. No suspect information has been released." --And...
-- "Utsav Prakashkumare Acharya, 28, has been charged with attempted murder and other offences following an attack that left a woman with multiple stab wounds in Oshawa." --
