THE USUAL, WELL... TOTALLY RANDOM, LIFE-THREATENING ATTACK...

-- "Toronto Police are looking for a suspect after a woman suffered life-threatening injuries after being attacked on the sidewalk at Vaughan Road and St. Clair Avenue.   The suspect is described as between 25 and 35 years old with a medium build and long black braids.   The suspect was not known to the victim," --

In other diversity/strength news...

-- "Traevon Pinnock-Smith, a 22-year-old man from Brampton, is charged with carrying a concealed weapon, knowledge of unauthorized possession of a firearm, and possession of a loaded prohibited or restricted firearm." --

It's the new Canada.

LIBERALS GET SPANKED OVER SCHRÖDINGER’S GRAVES ™...

-- "Last year, retired Manitoba judge Brian Giesbrecht said Canadians are being 'deliberately deceived by their own government' after blasting the former Trudeau government for 'actively pursuing' a policy that blames the Catholic Church for the unfounded 'deaths and secret burials' of Indigenous children." --

CIVIL WAR 2.0... IS THIS WHERE IT STARTS?

-- "A Federal Agent shot and killed a man who was brandishing a gun while officers in Minneapolis were attempting to arrest an illegal criminal migrant Saturday morning, the Department of Homeland Security said.   The incident, which was captured on video, drew an immediate crowd of rowdy protesters, prompting law enforcement to fire multiple rounds of tear gas in an effort to disperse them." --

UPDATE: Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey is now pouring gasoline on the fire...

-- "I just saw a video of more than six masked agents pummeling one of our constituents and shooting him to death." --

Obviously Frey and Tim Walz more than happy about anything that shifts the public's attention away fom the 19 billion dollar Somali fraud.

Let's ask a Somali agitator...

-- "Rep. Ilhan Omar, D-Minn., called the incident 'an execution by immigration enforcement.'" --

And the lapdog media wants a piece of this…The President weighs in... the flashpoint is nigh...

-- "'Where are the local Police? Why weren’t they allowed to protect ICE Officers?  The Mayor and the Governor are inciting Insurrection, with their pompous, dangerous, and arrogant rhetoric!' Trump wrote. 'Instead, these sanctimonious political fools should be looking for the Billions of Dollars that has been stolen from the people of Minnesota, and the United States of America.'" --

ZOHRAN MAMDANI'S 'NEW CALIPHATE'... HEY, WHEN PEOPLE TELL YOU WHO THEY ARE...

-- "During the Jan. 18 support-Sudan event at its Brooklyn youth center, vendors peddled key chains, stickers, pins and other tchotchkes in support of Hamas, Hezbollah and the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine.   The fundraiser took place at the Muslim American Society Youth Center in Brooklyn." --

AND THINGS ARE HEATING UP IN SOMALI CENTRAL...

-- "A Border Patrol member shot an and killed armed individual in Minneapolis, Minn., on Saturday at the intersection of East 26th Street and Nicollet Ave.   The man was armed with a gun and two magazines." --

♪ "HERE FOR A GOOD TIME... NOT A LONG TIME..." ♪

-- "'It's obviously a conversation that everybody has,' Netflix executive Jeff Gaspin told Variety magazine. 'We'll cut away. We have a 10-second delay. Nobody expects or wants to see anything like that to happen.'" --

THE FOLKS THE LUNATIC LEFT ARE GOING TO BAT FOR...

-- "Hernando Garcia-Morales, 40, the maniac accused of hurling a rock at a school bus from a New Jersey Turnpike overpass — fracturing the skull of an 8-year-old girl — is an illegal immigrant from Mexico with a long rap sheet." --

Meanwhile... back in Minnesota.

YOUR DAILY GTA MAYHEM...

-- "Toronto Police are investigating after a man showed up at hospital with a gunshot wound following an early-morning shooting near Leslie Street and Highway 401 in North York. There is no suspect description at this time." --

THE GUNS THE LIBERAL PARTY NEVER WANTS TO TALK ABOUT...

-- "The Integrated Homicide Investigation Team says 28-year-old Dilraj Singh Gill, previously known to police, was shot and killed on he 3700 block of Canada Way in Burnaby on Thursday afternoon." --

That was just the start... another two bodies in beautiful Surrey, BC.

WILL MARK CARNEY IMMEDIATELY SUSPEND ALL FLIGHTS FROM INDIA?

-- “'Two nurses at Narayana Multispecialty Hospital in Barasat, West Bengal, located about 25 km from the capital city of Kolkata are infected with Nipah virus, and one of them is in a coma in critical condition,' said health official Narayan Swaroop Nigam." --

YOU THOUGHT IT WAS JUST THE SOMALIS? THINK AGAIN...

-- "Alexander Soofer, 42, of Westwood, the Executive Director of the charity Abundant Blessings,  allegedly used the money to put a down payment on his $7 million mansion, pay for his children's private school tuition and to purchase a $125,000 Range Rover." --

WHAT'S NEXT... FREEZING YOUR OPPONENT'S BANK ACCOUNTS?

-- "Fifty-seven Republicans voted with the vast majority of Democrats on Thursday to keep a Biden-era mandate enabling government remote control of vehicles, drawing backlash from conservatives like Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis." --

 

NOW DO TIM WALZ AND JACOB FREY...

-- "This is the SIXTH Top Ten Most Wanted Fugitive this FBI has captured within a year - fugitives who had been on the run for almost 40 years combined. That’s no accident. President Trump is letting good cops be cops and the results speak for themselves." --

Meanwhile back at the ranch...

-- "A two-day bail hearing has been set for a Calgary man accused of helping Canadian drug lord Ryan Wedding set up the murder of an FBI informant." --

'I AXED YOU WHAT WAS THE PROBLEM WAS'... THANK THE GODS FOR BODYCAMS...

-- "On March 31st, 2025, officers conducted a traffic stop on a vehicle with a headlight out. This footage is of the events that followed." --

FROM THE COMMENTS...

-- "Why get a warning when you can get a felony?" --

And just in case you thought this was an anomaly. 

A demonstration of problem-solving skills. 

These folks just don't seem to get it... the law, I mean...

-- "I stand proud, and I stand tall. They're going to try again, and they're going to try again. And guess what? Here I am. Keep trying." --

NOTHING A LITTLE SWEATLODGE WON'T FIX... THOSE GOSH-DARNED 'YOUNG MEN'...

-- "A young man died of a single gunshot wound to his chest after a chance encounter on Saskatoon's west side. Now another young man is waiting to find out how long he will spend in prison. Thomas was arrested on Dec. 19, 2022, and confessed." --

I guess we just need more social workers...

-- "On the day Kaylum Tom was shot, Zennen Clyde Thomas was on a day off from his construction job with Build Up Saskatoon, a gang diversion program helping people move away from the gang lifestyle and learn a trade." --

In other GTA mayhem...

-- "Hamilton Police said Jerzy Nataluk, the 67-year-old man critically injured in an assault in downtown Hamilton has died in hospital. The aggravated assault charge laid against 48-year-old Gerald Deschamps has been upgraded to manslaughter." --

JUST KEEP VOTING LIBERAL, FOLKS... THAT'LL FIX EVERYTHING...

-- "The Lorne Park Neighbourhood Safety Group was formed over a year ago to address crime concerns of residents in the affluent area of south Mississauga.   Members of the group are concerned about various serious crimes that have impacted their neighbourhoods since the latter part of 2024 and include car thefts, carjackings and violent home invasions in which the offenders are armed." --

If you love your kids, leave now...

  --  "Riverdale CI is currently in lockdown after 'a threat was made,' Toronto Police said." --

IT'S PAST TIME TO PICK A SIDE...

-- "San Jose Mayor Matt Mahan said the officer’s first words after arriving at the hospital were, 'Make sure someone takes care of my dogs,' calling it a reflection of the character of the department and the risks officers take to protect the community." --

NOTA BENE...  May Allah welcome him with open arms...

-- "Sadly, Mohamed Husien of Davis, California was, unavailable for comment." --

They open the books, they're gonna find even bigger problems.

THE KAMALA ARMY SUFFERS ANOTHER SETBACK...

-- "The Lafayette Police Department said Raylen Ferguson, 38, and Zenada Greer, 61, both of Lexington, Ky., and Thomas Moss, 43, Blake Smith, 32, and Amanda Milsap, 45, all from Lafayette, Ind., were taken into custody following the Jan. 18 attack on Tippecanoe County Judge Steven Meyer and his wife Kimberly." --

CIVIL WAR 2.0... LOOKS LIKE IT'S ON, FOLKS...

-- "A flabbergasted Resnik repeatedly challenged Arizona Attorney General Kris Mayes, cautioning that her remarks could be interpreted as a 'license' to residents to shoot a federal agent.   The Attorney General, a Democrat who was elected in 2022, unleashed her jaw-dropping comments as immigration officers begin to spread into parts of the Grand Canyon State." --

Meanwhile... back at the ranch... Marx Carnage just keeps on losing...

-- "President Trump announced Thursday that Prime Minister Mark Carney’s invitation to join the 'Board of Peace' for the war-torn Gaza Strip has been withdrawn." --

THE NEW ENTREPRENEURS...

-- "Toronto Police are searching for Madjid Benmaou, 20, who has been posing as a bank employee and collecting credit card information from victims." --

And meet Abdifatah Ahmed of Brampton... he killed a man over a parking spot. 

What about today's GTA mayhem?

-- "One person suffered serious injuries after a stabbing at Kennedy Road and Antrim Crescent, in Scarborough late Thursday night.   No suspect information has been released by police." --

NOT ME... NOT MINE... NOT TONIGHT...

-- "Manatee County Sheriff’s Office have ruled a Florida man’s actions self-defense after he shot and killed Nicholas Palomo, a 36-year-old felon who had previously gone to prison for kidnapping after Palomo attempted to abduct his wife who was walking her dog." --

Speaking of self-defense...

-- "New details have emerged regarding Shahbaz Ahmed, who was killed last week while attacking a woman in an Edgemont home, linking him to a missing person." --

IN INDIA THEY'D CHARGE YOU EXTRA FOR THE PROTEIN...

-- "The Canadian Food Inspection Agency has issued a product recall for a brand of Besan chickpea flour due to the presence of insects.   Consumers were advised to not use the recalled flour." --

Sadly the CFIA didn't seem to know where this stuff is made...

-- "Besan (chickpea flour) is primarily made in India, a staple from its diverse regions like Madhya Pradesh, Maharashtra, and Rajasthan." --

AN INCONVENIENT UNTRUTH...

-- "BREAKING: The Superior Court in DC just NUKED disgraced climate scientist Michael Mann AGAIN.   Plaintiff left the jury with misleading evidence, suggesting that he suffered damages in at least the amount of $9,713,924.00." --

I'M SO OLD... I REMEMBER WHEN YOU DIDN'T NEED TO BULLETPROOF YOUR HOME...

-- "A rise in gun violence in Canada has led some home and business owners to seek out new security measures, including bulletproof glass.   Metalex Security Solutions, a Toronto-based company, creates security products for homes and businesses.   One of those products is called 'rock glass,' which they claim is 200 times stronger than regular glass." --

Yessirree... the Liberals sure fixed Canada...

-- "Metalex President and founder Tom Reimer said there is a growing demand for it in the Greater Toronto Area." --

BONUS RIFF... Body armor is totally legal in Ontario 

Why aren't Liberals going after those darned 'males'...

-- "Police in York Region are appealing for witnesses to identify suspects after an armed home invasion near King and Mill Roads in King Township." --

RESISTANCE IS NOT FUTILE... TAKING THE FIGHT TO WEF...

-- "Bessent’s remarks come as the Trump administration intensifies its scrutiny of fraud and mismanagement in several Democrat-led states.   California is one of five states where $10 billion in federal childcare and family assistance funding has been frozen amid investigations into widespread fraud." --

Wokeism is 'going away.'

JUST LIKE HOW ABSOLUTELY NOBODY IN POST-WAR GERMANY WAS A NAZI...

-- "Controversial kids’ YouTuber Ms. Rachel has admitted liking a vile antisemitic Instagram comment calling for America to be 'free from the Jews' — while trying to cry it off as an innocent mistake, saying she thought she was deleting it." --

Hmmm...

-- "Ms. Rachel, A STAUNCH ISRAEL CRITIC, boasts 4.8 million followers on her Instagram and a whopping 18.6 million on her YouTube channel." --

Actions have consequences, comrades...

-- "Federal authorities have arrested anti-ICE agitators Nekima Levy Armstrong and Chauntyll Louisa Allen, after a mob stormed a church service in St. Paul, Minnesota, Attorney General Pam Bondi announced Thursday." --

Meanwhile... back at the ranch.

TO BE FAIR... IT'S NOT LIKE ANYBODY'S SHOOTING AT RCMP HEADQUARTERS...

-- "'It’s hard to think of a situation where you’re unable to do business, you don’t feel comfortable in your own home, you’re facing gunshots, and where residents in their homes are shooting back at people who are shooting at their homes, as anything other than a crisis,' Premier David Eby said." --

How's that 'Gangbanger Apprenticeship Program' going?

-- "Three teenagers from Whitby are facing a range of charges after officers tracked down a stolen vehicle over the weekend — a pursuit that ultimately linked one of the youths to a violent jewellery store robbery in Durham Region." --

WELL... I HOPE HE LIKES COUSCOUS...

-- "Syrian-born anti-Israel activist and former Columbia grad student Mahmoud Khalil is set to be deported to Algeria — bringing an end to a drawn-out court battle over his immigration status, federal officials said.   'It’s a reminder for those who are in this country on a visa or on a green card.   You are a guest in this country — act like it,’ said Homeland Security assistant secretary Tricia McLaughlin." --

Relax, bro.. the Kahnawake Peacekeepers are on it...

-- "Kyle (K-Irish) Grabowski, 40, who was killed Tuesday afternoon in Kahnawake was a well-known criminal from Montreal." --

LIKE THE LIBERALS... I BLAME FARMERS, DEER HUNTERS AND SKEET SHOOTERS...

-- "York Regional Police are asking for the public’s help identifying two suspects that they say is wanted in connection to an armed pharmacy robbery in Markham." --

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW...

-- "A Canada-wide warrant has been issued for federal offender Latef Tag El Din, 30, who is wanted for breaching their statutory release. He was serving a two-year sentence for various firearms offences." --

The cops are losing the battle in Diversityland...

-- "Peel Regional Police are urging residents in a Mississauga neighbourhood to 'remain vigilant' after a home was targeted by gunfire and arson four times in a month." --

SLICK WILLIE AND THE BITCH OF BENGHAZI ARE GOING DOWN...

-- "The House Oversight Committee vote for the former President to face a potential criminal misdemeanor for refusing to comply with a subpoena to testify about his relationship with deceased sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein was 34-8.   Another vote for his wife, the former first lady and Secretary of State, failing to testify was 28-15." --

The Clintons have always felt they are above the law.

LAVRENTIY PAVLOVICH BERIA WAS UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT...

-- "Another appointee in Zohran Mamdani’s administration is under scrutiny after deleted X posts resurfaced showing the city’s chief equity officer, Afua Atta-Mensah, attacking white women, casually using the term 'comrade,' and amplifying radical rhetoric, including retweeting the phrase, 'there’s NO moderate way to black liberation.'" --

NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN, HABIBI...

-- "US President Donald Trump on Wednesday said it should be known within three weeks whether Hamas will agree to give up its weapons, and threatened action if the group does not." --

MAMDANI 2.0... THE BARBARIANS ARE ALREADY INSIDE THE GATE...

-- "The Palestinian-Mexican American running for Congress is the grandson of Muhammad Yusuf al-Najjar, mastermind of Black September terrorists who murdered and mutilated 11 Israeli athletes at the Munich Olympics in 1972." --

THE FOLKS AT TICKETMASTER ARE GETTING EXCITED...

-- "Sen. Mike Lee has demanded that Charlie Kirk’s accused assassin be publicly executed over the conservative activist’s death. ‘Tyler Robinson publicly executed Charlie Kirk, Lee wrote in a similar X post on Friday. ‘Tyler Robinson should be publicly executed.’" --

REMEMBER... BRAMPTON PLAYS BY THIRD WORLD RULES...

-- "Peel Regional Police say Abdifatah Ahmed, 25, has been charged with manslaughter in the death of a 25-year-old man who was assaulted in a parking lot in Brampton earlier this month." --

AND...

-- "A 22-year-old man is in hospital following a shooting outside a home in Vaughan in the early hours of Wednesday morning." --

NOTA BENE... sleep well Toronto...

-- "The Toronto Police Service's cold case unit is tasked with investigating about 800 murders that have gone unsolved over the years." --

Not that Oshawa is safe anymore...

-- "Oshawa man Thomas Stavrou, 31, is facing multiple charges after an armed robbery and carrying a concealed weapon at a Cannabis dispensary." --

What does the Premier of Ontario say?

UP ON THE PORCH WITH THE BIG DOGS...

-- "'Well, they shouldn’t be doing it,' Trump said of the disturbing death threats issued by Tehran, in an interview with NewsNation’s 'Katie Pavlich Tonight.'" --

Let's all remember, Iran doesn't have a history of making the wisest choices. 

And the USA is drawing a line in Davos.

ALWAYS THE GUYS WITH THE 'WAY-COOL' NAMES...

-- "Tyrel Gibson, 40, the man charged with the first-degree murder of Osemwengie Irorere at Yorkdale mall was previously identified as a 'high-risk, high-needs offender with low reintegration potential,'  Parole Board of Canada documents reveal.  'There are no observable and measurable positive changes in your behaviour.'" --

NOTA BENE... Gibson was under a lifetime weapons ban. 

And CBC sucks more gangbanger dick...

-- “'Indigenous elders I’ve worked with would say every human being has a chance to work towards healing and to change their life,' she said.   'It’s always possible.'” --

The usual, well... you know...

Toronto Police have laid charges against 19-year-old Alaa Khaled and 18-year-old Matin Ahmad, and a 16-year-old accused of stealing licence plates and attaching them to their stolen vehicle. Police also located a car key programming device and a programmable master key.

MAYBE HE WAS JUST LOOKING FOR A BACKUP WIFE...

-- "NYPD Sergeant Talha Ahmad, 28 was arrested for groping a domestic-violence victim in Brooklyn after boasting, ‘I am the police supervisor.’" --

I'M SO OLD I REMEMBER WE USED TO KEEP VIOLENT, RECIDIVIST PIMPS IN JAIL...

-- "Ontario Superior Court judge Clayton Conlan has released 36-year-old Jermaine Neverson who was convicted of sex-trafficking eight vulnerable women over nearly a decade.   Neverson also killed one of his victim’s dogs." --

SAY, ANDERS... DO YOU KISS YOUR 'MOR' WITH THAT MOUTH?

-- "Danish lawmaker and European Parliament Member Anders Vistisen was reprimanded after startlingly telling President Trump to 'fuck off' during a recent meeting to discuss the US’s campaign to buy Greenland." --

Funny... Trump doesn't seem too bothered by the Euroweenies.

YOUR CBC... LET'S PRETEND HE WAS UNARMED AND THE FAMILY DIDN'T CALL 911

I'M SURE HE WAS ABSOLUTELY 'LOVABLE WHEN HE WASN'T ARMED...

  --  "RCMP were called to a residence regarding a domestic disturbance and arrived to find a man 'in possession of a weapon.'   The release stated that a taser was used on the man with no effect, and another officer then shot the man."  --  

Well, lady... next time you could just call the local 'shaman'...

-- "What gives them the right to come onto our reservations, our communities, and shoot our people?” Paul said." --

Make sure you check out the obligatory CBC included baby picture. 

If feeling inspired, please let 'professional' journo Sam Farley know how you feel.  

No cops allowed on the Rez... right?

THE RACIST SHITHOLE WHERE I LIVE...

-- "Toronto Police say a woman wanted in connection with a hate-motivated assault made anti-Egyptian and anti-immigration utterances before pouring water over a person’s head in East York.   She was last seen walking east on Overlea Boulevard." --

And...

-- "York Regional Police have charged 66‑year‑old Toronto man Vahid Hossein‑Nia after he was allegedly seen hiding behind garbage cans inside a Markham community centre while committing an indecent act." --