-- "Investigators say the firearms were traced back to one individual who was registered to possess firearms and was allegedly acting as the supplier to two other sellers. The three suspects, Zhuohang Ma, 23, Jun Xiang Huang, 29, and Lie Le, 23, were arrested." --
-- "Two Hamilton men, Abdulrahman Ali, 21, and Hussain Yahya Jawad, 23, are facing a series of charges after a violent daylight carjacking left a 62-year-old woman injured before police tracked down her stolen vehicle." --And there's this.
-- "The notice said the straws will 'reduce harm by lowering the risks of cuts or tears inside the nose,' reduce the risk of blood-borne infections spreading and 'provide a safer option for snorting,' recognizing that overdose and toxicity risk remain." --WARNING...This is not the Babylon Bee...
-- "In just a little more than a week, the Parole Board of Canada granted to two B.C. men jailed for murdering children temporary passes to leave prison." --
-- "Disturbing video shows a Hamas fighter using a young child as a human shield to transfer weapons into a civilian home in Gaza during Israeli operations in the territory. The aerial footage, taken from an Israeli drone, was shared by the Israel Defense Forces to show the twisted methods the Palestinian terror group is using to prevent Israeli air strikes." --
-- "Emonnie Branch, 51, the suspect in the fatal shooting of Kentucky State Police Trooper Hayden Phillips was arrested Monday afternoon in Louisville. Phillips, 30, is survived by his wife, their three children and his parents." --
-- "Durham Regional Police are searching for 23-year-old Yaseen Waggan, of Ajax. after a Tesla SUV struck two officers during an investigation in Oshawa. Waggan was under conditions prohibiting him from driving and requiring him to remain at his residence overnight. Officers also found a replica firearm and drugs inside that vehicle." --And there's this.
-- "Satinderjeet Singh, 32, also known as Goldy Brar, was added to the FBI's Ten Most Wanted Fugitives list on September 28, 2026, with a reward of up to US $1 million offered for information leading to his arrest. Brar was charged back in July for the 2023 assassination of Sikh activist Hardeep Singh Nijjar in Surrey, B.C." --Nota bene... Brar came to Canada in 2017 via Canada's student visa program.
-- "Three people are injured, one critically, after a two-car crash just before 12:10 p.m. at Lawrence and Victoria Park avenues in Scarborough. The circumstances surrounding the collision are unknown at this time." --Scarborough... no gun... no problem.
-- "A senior member of Congo’s ruling party was beaten to death on Sunday in Butembo, North Kivu province after taking part in a radio programme to raise awareness about the Ebola outbreak. The attackers beat him, looted his belongings and set his house on fire." --Nota bene...
-- "The incident is the latest in a series of attacks on Ebola response teams, underscoring persistent mistrust among the population. The mayor of Butembo did not immediately respond to a request for comment." --Nota bene... what's up with all the murdering stuff?
-- "Authorities in Congo restricted funeral wakes and banned gatherings of more than 50 people to control a fast-moving Ebola outbreak." --
-- "'I am very aware of the levels of speculation about the motivation behind this incident, and the geopolitical questions that are being raised. However, I ask that at this time, Counter Terrorism Policing are given the space to work carefully and clearly,' says Deputy Assistant Commissioner Vicki Evans." --
UPDATE: We don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, right?
-- "The five were initially detained under the Explosives Act and on suspicion of preparing a terrorist act. Head of Counter Terrorism Policing Assistant Commissioner Laurence Taylor confirmed their release on bail." --
Authorities have not formally linked the suspects to a foreign state or confirmed a specific motive.
Join the discussion...
-- "Lmao. What even is this country anymore? Throw a plastic bottle at police? Two years in prison! Suspected terrorist? Awww poor baby, bail for you." --
-- "Toronto Police are investigating a shooting after a man walked into a hospital with a gunshot wound early Monday morning. It is unclear where the shooting took place and investigators have not released any information on possible suspects." --
Why is refusing to talk to the police not relevant to the reporting?
And there's this...
-- "Toronto Police are investigating after the victim of a stabbing was found lying on the road in Scarborough." --
-- "Palestinian terrorist Saher Nidal Latfi Sakr, who kidnapped then 25 year-old Noa Argamani during the Oct. 7, 2023 attack, has been killed by Israel's undercover Unit 33. Harrowing footage shows Argamani desperately yelling for her boyfriend as Sakr drove away with her on a motorcycle." --
-- "Toronto Police have identified 30-year-old Mohamud Kheyre as the second of two people whose bodies were discovered inside separate burned-out vehicles at opposite ends of the city last week." --Kheyre, Kheyre... that sounds so familiar...
-- Brampton was the last known address for alleged killer Mohamud Kheyre, who police say is on the lam and may have fled the country. Kheyre is accused of killing 17-year-old Sharmarke Farah." --
It's enough to make a fella believe in karma.
-- "Mass shootings in Johannesburg and Cape Town, the nation’s largest cities, is the latest horrifying violence in the Rainbow Nation, which has one of the highest murder rates in the world. The two mass shootings come less than a week after an attack on a house party, killing 11 people including a pregnant woman." --
Roughly 60 people are killed every day in South Africa, a country of 62 million people.
Detroit 'home business' working hard to catch up...
-- "'This was an after-hours location,' Detroit Police Chief Todd Bettison said of the shooting scene. 'Imagine a strip club. … I'll leave it at that.'" --And there's this.
-- "Meir Cohen, 46, of Toronto is facing a second-degree murder charge after an unnamed man in his 50s was fatally stabbed at an apartment building on Tangreen Court near Steeles Avenue and Yonge Street in North York on Saturday night." --
UPDATE: The deceased is 57-year-old Albert Gundran, a member of the Vaughan Filipino community.
-- "Condemned Tennessee killer, Christa Gail Pike, 50, the first woman sentenced to death in the state in 200 years — is demanding an all-female lethal injection team to carry out her execution, claiming she could be traumatized by having men involved in her final moments." --
Of course, that trauma didn't stop Pile from brutally murdering 19-year-old Colleen Slemmer by beating her, slashing her throat and carving satanic symbols into her body.
Meanwhile... back at the ranch.
-- "Five men have been arrested and remain in custody as Counter-Terror Police cinduct an investigation into a major incident near RAF Fairford. Authorities did not name the suspects or give details as to their nationality. Counter Terrorism are 'working closely" with partners to understand the circumstances of the incident.'" --NOTA BENE... no more crazy talk about the Mennonites, pleads Brit PM...
-- "Prime Minister Andy Burnham has urged people not to speculate after five men were arrested on suspicion of terrorism and explosives offences." --
Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps has declared RAF Fairford in Gloucestershire to be a 'legitimate target.'
The only saving grace is that these muppets were dumber than a bag of hand grenades.
-- "One person is in custody after a man was murdered at an apartment building on Tangreen Court near Steeles Avenue and Yonge Street. It’s uncertain if any other suspects are being sought at this time." --But wait... there's more...
-- "According to detectives, the man was stabbed in North York, near Wilson Avenue and Jane Street, just before 4:15 a.m. Police have not released any word on a potential suspect." --
-- "Raghavendra Kumar said his mother, who does not speak English well, initially believed the woman who approached her was a neighbour. In an attempt to gain trust, he says the woman bent down and touched his mother’s feet before hugging her. 'For about 10 seconds, she was completely believing and trusting of that female,' Kumar said." --COUNT YOUR LUCKY STARS, BRO...
-- -- "During the first half of 2026, Brampton recorded 67 shootings, nearly doubling Mississauga's 36 incidents." --Maybe festooning an octogenarian granny with 20k in jewelry and sending her out to play is a risky proposition.
-- "The Justice Department’s Civil Rights Division just brought another case against a top medical school for blatant discrimination against white and Asian applicants: Blacks applying to the University of California at San Francisco’s med school get admitted at almost 13 times the rate of similarly qualified white applicants." --
-- "Nassim Eronn, 34, previously called 'a ruthless criminal with absolutely no sense of morality' by Judge Harvey Brownstone is accused of stealing and defrauding patients and staff at numerous hospitals in Southern Ontario. The Judge also questioned how Eronn was hired by the VON when she had a number of fraud-related convictions and was on probation." --
-- "Toronto Police are searching for at least one suspect after a man was critically wounded near Neilson Road and Sheppard Avenue in a shooting in Scarborough on Friday night. There was no immediate suspect description available." --And there's this.
-- "A report from the Nova Scotia Human Rights Commission was spurred by complaint from Lyle Howe, a Black Halifax defence lawyer who was disbarred in 2017. The CBC's Blair Rhodes has the story." --COMPARE AND CONTRAST...
-- "At the end of the day, the panel decided the impact of racism, real or perceived, could not overcome 'the repetitive nature of Mr. Howe’s misconduct, the high level of dishonesty, a demonstrated inability to follow direction, and the fact the misconduct continued in spite of significant interventions by the Law Society and, indeed, even during this hearing.'" --And, hey... not the KKK after all...
-- "Toronto Police have issued an arrest warrant for a 37-year-old Michael Ye after four people were allegedly assaulted aboard a TTC bus in Scarborough. Emad Ali, office manager of the North American Muslim Foundation noted the three young women were South Asian and one was wearing a hijab." --
-- "The manhunt for fugitive killer Mason Jenkins raises many more questions that will need answers. Jenkins, 49, who killed his 18 year-old sister, escaped from the Collins Bay Penitentiary minimum security unit Thursday morning and has not been seen since. Correctional Services Canada said it will look into how Jenkins managed to elude officers and escape the prison." --NOTA BENE... CSC defends 'no-fences minimum security' for killers...
-- "Reclassifications are a key part of the offender reintegration process and helps them become law-abiding citizens." --Except for the escaping thing... right? And, well... shooting your sister FIVE TIMES.
Here's a thought... how about firing the folks who fucked this one up?
And hey, if we're gonna bring back the noose... let's start here.
-- "'Louay Angoud, 24, of Quebec City, was arrested by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. Angoud was gathering information to build a chemical weapon that could be used to poison Canadian citizens on behalf of the Islamic State,' Angoud 'communicated online with members of a terrorist group,' the RCMP said." --NOTA BENE...
First Name: Louay (لؤي) Origin: Arabic. Meaning: 'Shield, protector,' or historically interpreted as a diminutive meaning 'little wild ox' (a classical metaphor for strength, resilience, and leadership)UPDATE: Well, lookie here...
-- "Louay Angoud 'has no legal status in Canada,' the Royal Canadian Mounted Police told The Gazette." --And...
-- "Sault Ste. Marie Police say 40-year-old Sahan Alam of Sault Ste. Marie and 29-year-old Hasan Al-Mamun of Sudbury are facing kidnapping charges after Canada Border Services Agency officers caught them attempting to cross back into Canada with a 15-year-old they had refused to let go." --
-- "The Scarborough murder 'victim' found near Steeles Avenue East and Reesor Road on Tuesday, September 22, 2026 has now been identified as 32-year-old Marcus Charles. The second victim has not yet been identified." --NO SURPRISE LIFELONG PREDATOR WAS SHWACKED...
-- "Marcus Charles’s crimes, including a cold-blooded shooting linked to a drug debt and trafficking in fentanyl, merit the sentence, Superior Court judge Cary Boswell said in a recently released ruling. Charles has 'spent his entire adult life in custody.'" --
Funny how the Toronto media skips over Marcus Charles criminal past. Why exactly is that?
Those gosh-darned 'Ontario men'...
-- "Four Ontario men, Anoshan Alfred, 33, Jeffrey Woolcock, 40, Jermaine Thompson, 32, and Renaldo Clarke, 42, are facing multiple cannabis-related charges following a months-long joint investigation that led to the seizure of approximately 95 kilograms of cannabis and uncovered an illegal export operation." --
-- "Det. Sgt. Henri Marsman of the Toronto Homicide and Missing Persons Unit says two deceased individuals who were discovered inside separate burning vehicles in Scarborough and Etobicoke earlier this week were shot and killed." --Nota bene... apparently not ACCIDENTALLY shot & immolated...
-- "We are exploring all links, but we do believe they were targeted." --These are Toronto's 27th and 28th homicides of 2026.
-- "New York City Episcopal priest Reverend Flourish Klink, who considers herself a transgender nonbinary individual, declared that Jesus was wrongly assigned male gender at birth and told the congregation that if they deny this, they are denying the 'divinity' of Christ." --
-- "Allegheny County police have arrested 32-year-old Elijah Hemingway, for the murder of Pittsburgh pediatrician Dr. Idris Evans, 46. Evans wife was listed in stable condition. Hemingway is accused of breaking into the victim's home on Linden Avenue. He has a rap sheet going back to 2016." --
Hemingway was released without bail in July on a burglary charge.
How do Socialists think they're making things better?
-- "Currently, the US military has approximately 1.3 million active-duty service members across its six branches, while Canada has just over 100,000 regular and reserve forces." --USA apparently not quaking in their boots...
-- "'What are they going to do, take their two submarines from the Edmonton mall and sic them on us?' U.S. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said." --And now Carney BFF Macron starts waving his dick...
-- "France will send troops and defense systems to Saudi Arabia to help protect the Red Sea port city of Yanbu." --
-- "The Federal Liberals last year sent nearly twice as much foreign aid to Palestine as it sent to Ukraine, totaling nearly a quarter billion. New figures were tabled in Parliament as Prime Minister Mark Carney pledged another $100 million in aid: 'I am speaking for Canada now.'" --
What could the Canadian healthcare system do with $250 million dollars?
And the Liberals are covering their asses.
-- "A man in his 60s is in hospital with serious injuries after an early-morning stabbing at Sherbourne and Queen streets in downtown Toronto." --But, wait... there's more...
-- "Two people have been rushed to a trauma centre following a double stabbing near King and Portland streets in Toronto’s King West neighbourhood." --
-- "Kingston Lammar Bradley, 18, was caught dropping a plastic tub holding a dismembered woman’s torso while walking through a Georgia apartment complex. A search of Bradley’s home disturbingly revealed several blood-stained areas, a mop, a bucket of water, a carpet cleaner, a strong odor of bleach, and a large bloody saw." --And meet Chukwunonso Uzoma David Uzoma Eze.
