THE GUYS WITH THE WAY-COOL NAMES...

-- "Jessen Ebini-Kingue, 20, has been charged with attempted murder in connection with a shooting near Queen Street East and Dixie Road in Brampton earlier this month that left one person seriously injured." --

CALL ME WHEN YOU LOCATE AND CONFIRM A SINGLE ACTUAL GRAVE...

-- "The panel of seven judges said Canada historically adopted a series of policies that they deemed were crimes against humanity with genocidal intent, including the residential schools.  Survivors at the hearings held onto each other and wiped away tears as three tribunal members read out the decision." --

THE STORY YOU'LL NEVER SEE AT CBC...

-- "Hopper's investigation reveals that the area surveyed at the Kamloops school sat directly atop a historic septic system — complete with clay drainage pipes installed in 1926 — details that were apparently NEVER DISCLOSED at the landmark press conference." --

SURE HE STABBED A COMPLETE STRANGER IN THE HEAD... BUT HE'S OK NOW...

-- "Nabil Huruy was charged with murder in Parker’s death, but was found not criminally responsible after being diagnosed with schizophrenia and cannabis use disorder. After treatment at the Centre for Addiction and Mental Health, the Ontario Review Board approved easing restrictions, and CAMH oversaw his move into the Parkdale community." --

A little background...

-- "Markham firefighter Dominic Parker, 45, was murdered by a man he didn’t know. Police arrested a 23-year-old man in Scarborough on Saturday afternoon." --

There's plenty of crazies among us...

WINNIPEG -- Vincent Li left a troubling note for his ex-wife just days before he killed, beheaded and cannibalized a sleeping passenger on a Greyhound bus last summer, a Winnipeg court heard Tuesday." --

THROWING PRESIDENT GRANDAD UNDER THE BUS...

-- "Brazile, referring to herself in the third person, urged Democrats to deny any calls to look to the past, and instead focus on the future of the party and upcoming elections. ‘Donna Brazile will not focus on the past,’ she said. ‘Donna Brazile want to focus on the future.’" --

More here.

TORONTO HOMICIDE #11/2026...

WHEN YOU REALLY, REALLY DON'T WANNA SAY JANE STREET...

-- "A 27-year-old man has died in hospital following a late-night shooting in North York, Toronto police say. The incident happened in the area of Sheppard Avenue West and Magellan Drive area shortly after 10 p.m." --

Relax... Inspector Clouseau is on the job...

-- "Police could not confirm if this was a targeted shooting, saying only that the suspects pulled up and exited the vehicle before opening fire on the victim." --

CP24 BREAKS PROTOCOL... ISSUES ACTUAL PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION OF SUSPECT...

-- "Peel Regional Police are searching for a Middle Eastern male, five-foot-nine with a slim build and an accent wanted in connection with a sexual assault near Constellation and Sunray drives in Mississauga." --

And...

-- "A shooting in Leslieville has sent a man in his 30s to the hospital, Toronto police say." --

But, wait... there's more...

-- "A man in his 40s was found suffering life-threatening injuries from a gunshot wound near Jane St and Sheppard Ave in North York late Friday evening. No other details were provided." --

And, down the road in Steeltown...

-- "A homicide investigation is underway after a body was pulled from Hamilton Harbour on Friday morning." --

MARK CARNEY'S CANADA... 'MUSLIM VALUES ARE CANADIAN VALUES'...

-- "In a statement issued Friday by Canada’s largest public sector union, recently-hired campaign officer Rawan Qaddoura WILL NOT BE FIRED over the historic posts on Twitter — now called X — that praised Third Reich leader Adolf Hitler and repeated racist tropes that the world is controlled by Jews." --

Ask the kids what they think. 

At least she's not out there shooting at synogogues.

THOSE DARNED 'RICHMOND HILL' MEN...

-- "York Regional Police are searching for a Duglas Rodriguez, 49, of Richmond Hill, after he scammed multiple Spanish-speaking newcomers into buying vehicles before 'ceasing communication' earlier this year." --

IN TROUBLED TIMES, IT'S GOOD TO KNOW WHAT THE 'SMART MONEY' IS UP TO...

-- "PayPal co-founder and billionaire investor Peter Thiel has moved his family from the US to Argentina’s capital Buenos Aires as a refuge from high taxes, political turmoil and potential catastrophes like nuclear war and an AI meltdown." --

IT GETS BETTER...

-- "Other members of the global elite, like Thiel buddy Martin Varsavsky, are of the same mind, according to the article. ‘The moment China takes Taiwan or Russia takes Lithuania, I’m in Buenos Aires. It’s good to have a Plan B for civilization.'" --

AND BETTER...

-- "Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg is building a massive, highly secure 5,000-square-foot underground bunker as part of a $270+ million compound on the island of Kauai, Hawaii." --

THE LIBERALS 'NEW CALIPHATE'... IT'S LIKE 4H CLUB FOR ASPIRING TERRORISTS

-- "A short time later, just after midnight, Toronto police responded to the Glencairn Avenue and Bathurst Street area for reports of gunshots outside the Shaarei Shomayim. Responding officers found bullet damage to the synagogue’s front entrance. Neither of the suspects can be named under the provisions of the Youth Criminal Justice Act." --

And it's not just the kiddies...

-- "Montrealer Mohamed Abdullah Warsame, 52, who has links to al-Qaida pleaded guilty on Friday to making terrorist threats, including a claim made at a homeless shelter that he wanted to build bombs to ‘kill a million people.’" --

How do you like Emperor Justin's 'Post-National State' so far?

YET AGAIN... THE GUYS WITH THE WAY-COOL NAMES...

-- "Abdulla Kaddoura, 33, who survived a shooting at London Health Sciences Centre that led to a large-scale gun- and drug-trafficking investigation faces a new criminal charge. In 2023, Kaddoura was acquitted of first-degree murder in the Aug. 13, 2020, shooting death of a 56-year-old Brampton woman." --

Nota bene...

-- "Kaddoura was charged with uttering threats to cause bodily harm following his arrest on Wednesday, court records show. He was released from custody after appearing in court the same day." --

I'm sure it's just a coincidence...

-- "An investigation is underway after a man suffering from an apparent gunshot wound was found west of the city’s downtown core early Thursday morning." --

In other 'undocumented firearms' news...

-- "Joshua Hill, 36 and Christine Ferreira, 50, of Toronto are facing 27 charges between them related to firearms possession and drug possesion." --

And...

-- "Niagara Regional Police have now confirmed the identity of 23-year-old Vidhi Kalpeshkumar Megha, who was found dead inside a home in St. Catharines earlier this month. Joshua St. Omer, of St. Catharines, has been charged with second-degree murder." --

CANADIANS HAVE NO ONE TO BLAME BUT THEMSELVES...

-- "Prime Minister Mark Carney’s 'sovereign wealth fund' will cost taxpayers $750 million a year in debt interest charges, Finance Department figures show.  The estimate yesterday followed criticism the $25 billion Canada Strong Fund was not a savings account: 'It’s actually a debt fund.'" --

LIKE 'DOLLYWOOD'... ONLY BLACKER...

-- "The 'George Floyd Memorial Design Competition' proposed a memorial garden with regular 'pilgrimages' to the site and a 'self-cleaning public restrooms' because the pilgrims can’t be expected to handle basic hygiene when overcome with grief and outrage for BLM’s saint." --

Nota bene...

-- "The Minneapolis murder rate is still far higher than it was the year before Floyd’s drug overdose death was used as a pretext for massive race riots." --

Meanwhile... back at the ranch.

UPDATE: TORONTO HOMICIDE #10/2026...

-- "Toronto Police are seeking the public’s help in identifying an unknown homicide victim who was found inside a private garage last weekend in Cabbagetown. The victim, who was initially described as a woman ‘in error’ was found in a private garage." --

'TAMPON TIM' IS BACK IN THE HEADLINES...

-- "Democratic Governor Gov. Tim Walz pardoned illegal alien Jai Vang, previously convicted of armed robbery before he could be deported by Immigration and Customs Enforcement. During the hearing, Walz inaccurately referred to Vang as a 'citizen.'" --

Their best & brightest...

-- "A 58-year-old Democrat Judge who had noisy sex with a top cop in her court chambers has been named as a Barack Obama appointee who meted out a tough sentence to reality star Todd Chrisley." --

Meanwhile... in other Democrat 'lunacy' news.

SEEMS IT'S ALWAYS THE GUYS WITH THE WAY-COOL NAMES...

-- "York Regional Police are searching for Kenion Tapsie, 31, in connection with a break and enter and assault of two people near Keele Street and Davis Drive in King Township. At the time of the offences,   Tapsie was on probation and wanted by both York Regional Police and Kawartha Lakes Police Service." --

WHAT'S LIFE WITHOUT A DREAM, HUH?

-- ""We like our chances," said Democratic strategist Kelly Sharp. "We're really optimistic that the typical Texan will resonate with outlawing steak, going vegan, and believing in a six-gender deity. If we know anything about Texas, it's that they don't like brisket and think God is a homosexual. Republicans aren't going to know what hit them."" --

'CALIFORNIA MAN'...

-- "More than 500 pounds of suspected cocaine were discovered during a Nebraska traffic stop after a police K-9 alerted troopers to the odor of a controlled substance coming from the vehicle. Authorities arrested California man Gurarppan Gill, 23." --

Meanwhile... back at the ranch.

NOT A BOB OR A DOUG IN SIGHT...

-- "The suspects were captured on video surveillance using stolen credit card data to purchase fuel for commercial trucking vehicles, returning to the same location repeatedly. In total, investigators say the pair carried out 19 separate transactions." --

Man, I'm so old... I remember pre-kidnap Canada.

ANOTHER DAY... ANOTHER AKBAR...

-- "The man, a 31-year-old Swiss national with long dark hair and a full beard, suddenly began shouting ‘Allahu akbar’ and stabbing people at the main train station in Winterthur during the morning rush hour.  Police said ‘his motive is under investigation.’" --

'Muslim values are Canadian values'...

-- "Dozens of anti-Israel activists demonstrated on Sunday in Montreal, Canada, where they displayed hanging effigies of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and National Security Minister Itamar Ben-Gvir. Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney has not commented publicly on the latest display." --

THAT SURE DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A GUY LOOKING FOR PEACE...

-- "Khamenei further praised what he described as the 'power of Allahu Akbar,' claiming Iranian forces and allied jihadist groups had delivered 'a hard slap' to the United States while leaving Israel “gasping its final breath.'" --

What alternative candy-floss universe is this madman living in? 

Israel says enough 'argle-bargle'... assassinates fourth Hamas military chief...

-- "The Hamas statement does not say who would succeed Odeh as head of Hamas’s military wing." --

I bet it doesn't.

YOUR DAILY GTA MAYHEM...

-- "Peel Regional Police said multiple intruders armed with a knife and a firearm 'forcibly entered' a home in the Mavis Road/Highway 401 area of the city and demanded valuables from the residents.   Paramedics said a man in his 40s suffered serious but non-life-threatening injuries and a man in his 60s suffered minor injuries." --

And in other 'undocumented firearms' news...

-- "Toronto Police are investigating three separate, overnight firearm discharges across the city, including one that appears to have occurred near a playground." --

And...

York Regional Police have charged a former City of Vaughan employee with multiple sexual‑offence‑related crimes after two minors were allegedly confined and one was sexually assaulted inside a community centre late last month.

Say... have you checked on your car this morning?

IMPORT THE THIRD WORLD... BECOME THE THIRD WORLD...

-- "Illegal alien Michael Rosario-Cruz, 27, is charged with killing Kiercey Hickson, 20, Quincy Jones, 19, and Haliegh Salazar and Brad Palmer, both 18, after driving westbound in the eastbound lanes of Interstate 40 while intoxicated before striking another vehicle." --

I'M FROM THE GOVERNMENT... I'M HERE TO SAVE, WELL... THEM...

-- "In 2023, CBSA — taking orders from then Prime Minister Justin Trudeau — ever so quietly, secret squirrel like, took down the CBSA Most Wanted page. A flurry of nonsensical excuses followed." --

That good old 'post-national' state...

Dozens of bad guys were arrested and booted during the list’s run. But Trudeau being Trudeau, listened to every sob story, every diaspora political group, every grievance industry stalwart.

Nota bene...

-- "There are no longer hundreds of foreign-born criminals wandering the streets of Canada. There are thousands." --

UPDATE4: TORONTO HOMICIDE #37/2025...

-- "Toronto Police have arrested a fourth suspect, Stephen Brice Pierre, 27, in connection with a deadly November shooting that killed an 18-year-old man." --

THESE DAYS I MOSTLY LIVE OTHER PEOPLE'S ADVENTURES...

-- "First days of starting a new life at my off-grid homestead in the Portugese mountains with the plan to renovate a historic ruin. A stone farmhouse cabin which has collapsed over time on a very old vineyard, with other abandoned buildings which also need rebuilding." --

And another such (more realised) endeavor... this time in France.

YET AGAIN, IT'S THE GUYS WITH THE WAY-COOL NAMES...

-- "Almir Mujovic, 43, the alleged 'Southbound Bandit' who robbed four banks with a firearm in York Region has been arrested. At the time of his arrest, Mujovic was on a release order for an unrelated incident." --

YET ANOTHER JANE AND FINCH SUCCESS STORY...

-- “Police Officers spoke with the person of interest and informed him he was under arrest.   The man went back into the unit and closed the door.   A short time later, officers were informed that an individual had fallen from the apartment unit to the ground below.’ The SIU has assigned three investigators and a forensic expert to the case." --

Stand by for a lawsuit in three, two...  

CBC CONTINUES POUNDING THE DRUM FOR ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS...

-- "Khouri-Raphaël, who is the vice president of the Canadian Association of Refugee Lawyers, said the deportation proceedings contradict Canada's legal obligations, including commitments under the United Nations Convention on the Rights of the Child, as well as provisions in Canada's immigration law emphasizing family reunification." --

EXEMPTING THE FOLKS WHO ARE ACTUALLY PULLING THE TRIGGERS...

PUKATAWAGAN —- "A 21-year-old man and a 17-year-old boy are in hospital, and one has life-threatening injuries, after they were shot while on an all-terrain vehicle on a First Nation in northern Manitoba. Mathias Colomb is a fly-in community located more than 800 kilometres northwest of Winnipeg." --

In other wild, wild west news.

I'M SURE IT'S NOTHING TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT...

-- "A Canadian doctor has been placed under supervision by the College of Physicians and Surgeons after an investigation into his Medical Assistance in Dying practice found serious breaches of protocol — including assessing a man for MAID outside a Tim Hortons restaurant." --

Relax... just think about all the money the government is saving.

NO GUN... NO PROBLEM...

-- "Toronto Police say Benjamin Joseph Ironstand, 30, was inside a residence with two individuals when he shot a crossbow toward one victim. A second person reportedly stepped in during the incident, at which point the suspect pointed the crossbow toward them as well." --

YOUR TAX DOLLARS... MARX CARNAGE'S FRIENDS...

-- "Cabinet will not disclose the budget for the June 8 swearing-in of the new Governor General. The ceremony is the first of its kind since Prime Minister Mark Carney promised to 'cut spending and make tough choices.'" --

And the CBC continues to run interference for Carney...

-- "The federal government says it's looking for ways to make an expense program for former governors general more transparent after almost 50 years of secrecy." --

Gotta love that prepaid 'professional' journalism.

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW...

-- "Kailen Richard Wareham, 35, and Ava Ashouri, 27, have been arrested in connection with a Toronto human trafficking investigation. Investigators say the two suspects trafficked a 23-year-old victim through 'a combination of of deception, coercion and control.'" -- ”

And there's more...

-- "A male has been injured and two suspects are wanted after a stabbing at Eglinton Avenue and Birchmount Road in Scarborough. No suspect descriptions have been made available." --

And...

-- "Three suspects are at-large after shots were fired near Martin Grove Road and Finch Avenue in north Etobicoke on Monday evening." --

And...

-- "Toronto Police are searching for 33-year-old Omar Attia, wanted in connection with a violent assault that left a victim seriously injured in Scarborough." --