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04 September 2025

THE NEW ENTREPRENEURS

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-- "Ontario’s Information and Privacy Commissioner has ordered Windsor doctor Omar Afandi and his private clinic to pay thousands of dollars in fines for privacy breaches in a case she calls a 'cautionary tale' for other health startups. Afandi used his electronic health record access there to look for parents of newborn boys and contact them to offer circumcisions at a clinic he partly owns." --

15 January 2025

THE CLASSIC DEFINITION OF 'STEPPING ON YOUR OWN DICK'

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-- "'IRONY ALERT: Senator Tim Kaine (D-Virginia) tries to lecture Pete Hegseth on adultery,' The First TV posted on X.   'Reminder that Tim Kaine ran on the same failed presidential ticket as Hillary Clinton, legal wife of Bill Clinton.'" --

30 December 2024

20 September 2023

DIPLOMATIC RELATIONS

-- "Diplomats in town for the UN General Assembly are meeting world leaders by day and high-end hookers by night. 'They go to hotels because they can’t go to the residences or the embassies,' pointing out that the luxe ladies of the evening 'make $3,000 to $5,000' per session." --

17 September 2023

10 February 2023

19 December 2022

26 February 2022

I SAY IT'S WORTH A SHOT

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-- "The US Embassy in Kyiv 'warned Americans in Ukraine should remain vigilant' and locate their nearest shelter. The Biden administration has made it clear the government would not be rescuing Americans stuck in-country." --
That's some 'Leader of the Free World'...
-- "President Joe Biden left the White House on Friday to return home to Delaware, despite Russia’s increasingly violent attack on Ukraine." --
MEANWHILE BACK IN THE PENIS EXCLUSION ZONE
-- "President Joe Biden’s nominee to replace Justice Stephen Breyer on the Supreme Court, Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson, previously struck down border controls sought by former President Trump." --

17 June 2021

14 April 2021

COMPLETE TRANSPARENCY

OTTAWA – Liberal MP William Amos caused quite the consternation in the House of Commons Wednesday when he appeared completely naked on camera walking around his office during question period. Amos did not immediately respond to questions as to why he was naked in his office at a time when he was supposed to be attending parliamentary proceedings.

09 March 2018

05 January 2018

Scratch a "Progressive"... find a...

...blossoming sexual predator...
“And he said, ’Oh, you are being a bad girl. You know what I do to bad girls? I spank them.’” Ayers forcibly pulled her out of a chair and whipped her with a metal ruler.

Kennedy stated the episode led her to seek counselling years later.

A longtime advocate of progressive policies in a deeply conservative state, Ayers has written articles for publications including The New York Times and was once a regular contributor to “Morning Edition” on National Public Radio.

17 January 2017

03 July 2009

An evening of...

...well, you know...
Interestingly, this little shindig is being touted as...
"a combination of awesome intellect, devastating logic and, sometimes, just calling people 'douchebags' when the situation calls for it."
Apparently, the recent outing of singularly compassionate, lefty intellectual "Canadian Cesspool" has merely served to propel him to greater heights of narcissism.

And speaking of rampant "wankery", I wonder whether CC will be presenting his recent theories about Prime Minister Stephen Harper being in the pocket of the all-powerful Jews...
Or, how about this stuff...
...and...
Yeah... what's a little anti-semitism among friends, huh?

And again, in the comments, the Chimp-O-Sphere defends the franchise...
"Like I said Einstein, you people were the worst of anti-Semite's before 9-11. Now you tolerate the Jews because you're hoping they'll nuke all the other brown people for you."
Us people?

The "Jew tolerators"?

I'm gonna have to chew on that one.

And let's not forget... CC and crew fancy themselves real "ladies men".

Perhaps CC's "carefully-acquired co-blogger 'Pretty Shaved Ape'" aka Lindsay Stewart will be able to expand upon his fantasy about raping noted right-wing pundit Ann Coulter.
"i'll take my beer drunk self to bed with dreams of pulling on a raw woolen condom and slipping in to the sulphurous chasm that lurks beneath her christian skirts."

"you know what they say, if you can't beat 'em, fuck 'em. i'll feel so dirty in the morning."
Or who could forget the Cynic's magnum opus... wherein he tells Wanda Watkins, the mother of a young Canadian soldier slain in Afghanistan...
"Fuck you and your grief."
Yessiree... an evening for all the uber-highbrow denizens of the sanctimonious left-o-sphere.

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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"More like uber-unibrow. Even before his greasy mug was plastered all over, I KNEW he was a tubby bitch with a shitty haircut."
And...
"I sure hope someone you-tubes tonights proceedings at the second coming of the Algonquin Round Table."
And the "awesomely intellectual, devastatingly logical" Cynic responds...
C'mon now Bobby... a fine, upstanding young man like yourself... who would ever wanna wish you ill?

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UPDATE: Some pretty tame douchebaggery...
Someone taped the show last night - not sure who - but Robert didn’t much care for the free publicity.

Whatever his reasons for wanting to suddenly stay private, he wound up chasing a guy with a camera halfway down the street back from O’Grady’s pub to tell the guy not to post the footage.

Maybe he’s Amish at heart, and doesn’t want his image captured.
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16 June 2009

15 June 2009

And the devoted Leftosphere...

...jumps to "Canadian Cesspool's" defense...Oh, Martin... by calling me hurtful names, you have pierced my very soul.

And casting aspersions on my ability to handle firearms? Woe is me. Your ability to deduce all these things, sight unseen... well.. it's astounding.

And who exactly is Martin?
Just another one of CC's anonymous little trolls. Honestly, guys... does this sort of thing work on anybody over 7 years old?

And lastly, Marty... how about you defend this?

I dare you.

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RELATED: And Dr Dawg starts up...

...where Canadian Cesspool left off... attacking women.
"I'm beginning to think, alas, that CC found exactly the right word to describe you, you Christian hypocrite."
Dr.Dawg | Homepage | 06.15.09 - 9:11 pm |
Hey Dawg... what word is that?

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"Don't let the screen door..."

"...hit you, on your way out..."

UPDATE: WELCOME YET AGAIN, FRIENDS & READERS...

...OF COMPASSIONATE, INTELLECTUAL CANADIAN CYNIC...


So, I'm guessing the question of the day will be... "Should anononymous or... more to the point... pseudonymous bloggers be outed?"

As someone who has been writing under a pseudonym for the better part of the last three years, I obviously have a dog in this fight.

The truth is, if I were outed tomorrow, it would likely only make me more popular in this particular neck of the woods. Sure, a few of the octogenarian church ladies... to the extent that they think about me at all, might be a little upset by my atheism, or my unwillingness to genuflect at the altar of political correctness.

The simple truth is though... folks out here aren't especially sympathetic to crime, or substance abuse... or the costly "social engineering" that these behaviours engender.

What I attempt to do here is take current events from media sources and hold them up to the light of day. I don't make stuff up. To the extent that I editorialise, I express my surprise... my utter disbelief... that so many folks are willing to bury their heads in the sand, er... their 52 inch high def wide screen theatre sytems... instead of taking notice of the world falling down around them.

On the other hand... what to make of... and I use the word loosely... a man who constantly refers to women as "the dumb cuntitude"... who speaks of the Prime Minister being "bought off by the Jooos"... and most egregiously, tells the mother of a slain Canadian soldier, "Fuck you and you grief."

I speak, of course, of the infamous Canadian Cynic... or, as he's known around here... "Canadian Cesspool."

It's funny, the Cynic tries to go for a "don't blame poor Neo, for he knows not what he does" effect here. Of course he also then calls me "a despicable racist."

Meanwhile... as many Blogging Tories are aware, the Cesspool has been running around Conservative websites forging comments under my name.

Suffice it to say... we all know what this guy is really about. Misogyny, anti-semitism... and the mouth of a sewer rat.

My sin here, apparently, was not to actually out his disgusting carcass... merely to point to those who did.

My final feeling on this... you say it, you dumbstick... you have to wear it.

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UPDATE: For better service, please take a number
"Not to mention Cynic's numerous allegations that I support the murder of abortion clinic doctors."

"I served him with libel notice today. He's going to have a busy few days, I think."
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FROM THE COMMENTS: Yup... more forged comments...

It's how the lefties roll...
You have learned well, Grasshopper... I'm sure CC and Zorpheus will be very proud of you.

And another round of forged comments.

Thank goodness CC and his little winged monkeys are taking the high road...
I'd hate to see what happened if they got down & dirty.

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31 May 2009

No wonder nobody wants to engage...

...these dishonest little wankers...

There is, apparently... no limit to how low they will go.

And the forged comments continue...

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RELATED: Ah yes... Alexander Pannetta

(via sda)

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LAST WORD: A little more selective outrage...
It is shameful, however, that Obama did not take a moment Monday to issue an equivalent statement of moderation to elements within the American Muslim community who might claim solidarity with the Little Rock shooter.
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20 April 2009