COPS DO TELL YOU, THEY 'DON'T CATCH THE SMART ONES'...

-- "'The only thing she didn’t tell ICE is her home address,' one X user said. 'I’m confident they can look that up.'" -- It gets better... -- "As if that wasn't bad enough, she's making roughly three times the average legal American's salary working at an NGO-connected gig." --...

WHAT THE F@CKIN' F@CK?

-- "Shapiro 'appointed the highest ranking Muslim to ever serve on a cabinet seat in Pennsylvania. He proclaimed April as Arab American Heritage Month. He visited Arab American mosques and churches. He spoke at an Eid-al-Fitr prayer,' he gushed." --...

ALWAYS THE GUYS WITH THE WAY-COOL NAMES...

-- "Joanasie Mingeriak, 34, of no fixed address, is wanted for harassment by watching and besetting, loiter/prowl at night on other person’s property, mischief obstructs, interrupts or interferes with the lawful use, enjoyment or operation of property, and breach of probation." --...

IMPORT THE THIRD WORLD... BECOME THE THIRD WORLD...

-- "Four young girls, ages 16, 13, 11, and 8 were slashed with a meat cleaver in Brooklyn on Sunday morning when their uncle, Lun Chang Chen, 49, went on a deranged and bloody rampage — before he was shot by cops, officials said." -- Meanwhile... back at the ran...

CAN FRANCE SACK-UP AND SAVE ITSELF?

-- "Thousands of people gathered in Paris on Sunday to protest the court decision effectively banning National Rally leader Marine Le Pen from running in the 2027 presidential election, in which she is the undisputed frontrunner." --...

PETER KHILL WAS UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT...

NOT ME... NOT MINE... NOT TONIGHT... -- "KSLA quoted police Cpl. Chris Bordelon saying, ‘Fearing for his and his family’s safety, the caller discharged his firearm twice, striking 18-year-old Jamelvion Lewis in the upper body.’" --...

WHY TRUMP WAS ELECTED: REASON #1217...

-- "Additionally, a DEI grant of $265,000 going to Queens College in New York to conduct a research project on why 'BIPOC' teens read Japanese comic books will be cut along with $250,000 to fund the "Gay Ohio History Initiative" to erect 10 'LGBTQ+ historical markers' will be cut." --...

THE WILD, WILD EAST...

-- "Robert Rus, 61, of Ottawa, has been charged with the first-degree murder of Brenda Rus, 61, after a femicide in Barrhaven on Saturday evening. This is the ninth homicide and second femicide in the city so far this year." -- But wait... there's more... -- "Ontario Provincial Police have...

ASK A BLOODTHIRSTY AYATOLLAH...

-- "He’s way out of line! Any day now, in revenge for the blood of Martyr Soleimani, a few bullets are going to be fired into that empty skull of his and he’ll be drinking from the chalice of a cursed death." --...

TRUMP CALLED IT...

-- "Ola, a Palestinian woman living in Jabalya, told the news site that most Gazans wanted to leave the Gaza Strip, citing ‘the lack of a decent life. There are no suitable places to live, no good food, no job opportunities. Everything is missing, even the most basic necessities of life.’" --...

AN AMBIGUOUS AND POSSIBLY PRESENT DANGER...

-- "Parliament Hill’s East Block is on lockdown Saturday after a man barricaded himself inside, according to Ottawa police.  An alert from the Parliamentary Protective Service asked people inside the building to, ‘seek shelter in the nearest room, close and lock all doors and hide.’  A large police presence remains in the area." -- UPDATE: Man in custody... no details provided Meanwhile,...

DEI MEANS DIE...

-- "Aissatou Diallo, the OC Transpo driver involved in the 2019 collision that LEFT THREE PASSENGERS DEAD probably should never have been put behind the wheel of a double-decker bus given her level of experience, an official with Ontario's Ministry of Transportation says." -- And... it...

YOU THINK THE CBC IS ANY BETTER THAN THEIR BIG BROTHER?

WATCHING THE COLLAPSE OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION... -- "'And as we know, the Israelis are not human beings to begin with, rather they are not even beasts. Perhaps they belong to a race for which no description can capture the extent of their lust and sadism,' says Ahmed Alagha, a freelance journalist...

IT'S A NEW DAY IN SAN FRANCISCO...

-- "'We’ve lost our way,' Mr. Lurie said on Tuesday as he walked around the city’s Tenderloin neighborhood, where fentanyl use and open-air drug markets have proliferated. 'We are no longer going to sit by and allow people to kill themselves on the streets.'" --...

LIFE DOESN'T MEAN LIFE...

-- "Gangbanger David McClary snuck up on Byrne as he sat alone in a marked patrol car and shot him five times in the head." -- How does this happen? -- "Former Gov. Andrew Cuomo appointed 12 of the State Parole oard’s current 16 members. The board has released 43 cop-killers since 2017, after...

SATURDAY NIGHT MOVIE PICKS... 'HELL OR HIGH WATER'...

FAVORITE LINE... -- "Boy, you'd think there was ten of me." --...

THOSE DARNED BRAMPTON MEN...

-- "Brampton men Sukhdeep Singh Brar, 28, and Manjinder Singh Bura, 41, are facing more charges in connection with an ongoing Peel Police investigation into more than $5 million worth in stolen cargo." -- And... -- "Habib Zahrabi Shotorban, 42, is wanted for eight counts of breach of probation,...

♪ "MAKING A LIST... CHECKING IT TWICE..." ♪

IN OTHER 'BABY-STRANGLING RAPIST' NEWS... -- "During the October 7 raid, Hamas terrorists infiltrated into southern Israel, murdering and kidnapping hundreds of people.  The Bibas family. Shiri, Ariel, and Kfir were kidnapped by Awad and Yarden was kidnapped by Hamas." -- And Mohammed Fuckwad...

I GUESS CBC COULDN'T GET HOLD OF HIS GRADE FOUR GRADUATION PICTURE...

THREE STRIKES AND YOU'RE OUT, KILLER! -- "SIRT said RCMP found a 34-year-old Elsipogtog First Nation man holding throwing axes, which he did not drop when requested. The man threw one of the axes at Officers and others in the home, and one Officer then used a Taser on the man. The Taser was ineffective,...

THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT THE 30,000 'FOREIGN FUGITIVES' THEY'VE LOST TRACK OF...

-- "Three Ontario businesses have pled guilty and been fined after a federal investigation into unauthorized employment uncovered more than 700 illegal foreign nationals." --...

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... NOBODY SAID IT'D BE CHEAP...

As of Dec. 31, 2024, the report says that spending linked to the project has totalled $19.5 million, including $8 million in direct premium pay cos...

NOT ME... NOT MINE... NOT TONIGHT...

-- "'I have put too much into it to lose it,' said Brian Stroup, co-owner of Target to Field Precision. 'I'll go as far as it takes,' Brian said. 'I'm completely prepared, I have things around, I won't hesitate. I will do what I have to do to defend my business.'" -- And... -- "Attorney General...

BLACK MICHAEL MOORE IMPERSONATOR HAS VERY PUBLIC NERVOUS BREAKDOWN...

-- "Radical leftist political commentator Elie Mystal has a very active fantasy life. He thinks President Donald Trump is looking for an excuse to snatch him off the streets and either imprison him here or fly him down to El Salvador." -- More 'special rules for special peopl...

IF IT ONLY SAVES ONE LIFE...

-- "Nathanial Baker, 21, a junior at the University of South Carolina was killed Wednesday in a hit-and-run near campus involving an illegal immigrant from El Salvador. Rosali I. Fernandez-Cruz, 24, drove away from the accident site and ran from the vehicle." -- And... -- "Opening statements...

APPARENTLY TAMARA LICH WAS UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT...

NO WORD YET ON HOW MANY BOUNCY CASTLES PROTESTERS HAVE... -- "Pro-Palestinian protesters threw paint and shattered glass inside McGill University’s McConnell Engineering Building on Thursday, marking an escalation on the second day of a three-day student strike." --...

BLACK LIVES MATTER FRISCO SEEMS RELUCTANT TO WEIGH IN HERE...

SEEMS IT'S ALWAYS THE GUYS WITH THE WAY-COOL NAMES... -- "The twin brother of the 17-year-old high school football star Austin Metcalf, who was stabbed to death at a Texas track meet said the siblings didn’t even know 17-year-old Karmelo Anthony, who lashed out violently within moments of a mere seating...

YET AGAIN... ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH MY LEGAL, REGISTERED FIREARMS...

-- "Zachary McCullough, 18, and Sofia Arruda, 23, are facing firearm-related offences following the execution of a search warrant by Peel police earlier this year. Peel’s Central Robbery Bureau say they ‘located and seized a Glock 17 handgun and a large amount of currency’" -- Liberals gaslighting...

SHIT-TALKIN' MUSLIM TERRORISTS BEND OVER AND GRAB THEIR ANKLES...

-- "Hamas is prepared to release all of the remaining hostages at once in exchange for a permanent ceasefire, said a senior Palestinian official." --...

DRAINING THAT SWAMP... ONE STEP AT A TIME...

-- "'Judicial Watch’s clean-up of over five million dirty names from voter rolls is a historic achievement for clean elections. I have no doubt that Judicial Watch’s election integrity heavy lifting helped stop the steal in 2024,' stated Judicial Watch President Tom Fitton. 'But there are millions...

DON'T KNOCK IT... IT WORKED FOR KAMALA...

-- "Rep. Jasmine Crockett, D-Texas, on Wednesday boasted that her being Black was a big contributor to getting hired as a public defender with no experience. I walked in, and I told my boss, Charlie, I said, ‘Listen, you should hire me.’ He said, ‘Why?’ I said, ‘Because I'm Black.’" -- Import...

'YOU SAY MARTIAL LAW LIKE IT'S A BAD THING'... J. TRUDEAU...

 REMEMBER... THE GOVERNMENT IS NOT YOUR FRIEND...

WHAT KIND OF SICK F@CK PRETENDS TO BE A SURGEON?

-- "Phony Queens doctor Felipe Hoyos-Foronda left a 31-year-old woman brain-dead after a botched attempt to remove her butt implants inside his illegal home clinic, sources and court papers said Wednesday. Port Authority cops caught Hoyos-Foronda at JFK Airport, where he was getting ready to hop...

WHY TRUMP WAS ELECTED: REASON #1012...

-- "MS-13 ringleader Joel Vargas-Escobar (aka Momia), linked to nearly a dozen murders in the US was arrested on Long Island Tuesday night after four years on the run. The El Salvadoran national, who was in the country illegally, was the leader of the Parkview clique." --...

THE FIRST THING WE DO... IS HANG ALL THE LAWYERS...

-- "Justice Deena F. Baltman has issued a stay in the case of Mississauga, man Christopher Vaughan, who police caught with more than $70,000 in cash, 400 oxycodone pills, digital scales and other drug paraphernalia in his apartment, because completing his trial would have taken more than 29 months."...

SERVICE WITH A SMILE...

-- "Mayor Tom Ross of Minot, North Dakota, resigned this week after accidentally texting City Attorney Stefanie Stalheim a video of himself masturbating." -- Conversation with Mrs Neo after showing her this article... ME:  'You know, in thirty years of marriage, I have not once, even fleetingly,...

YEAH... THERE'S A SHOCKER...

Guy who couldn't bring himself to disavow Air India bombers for three decades decides to THROW IN WITH HAMAS.You know... these guys... -- "Hamas admits 72% of deaths are combat-aged men as it quietly reduces civilian death toll by thousands - report." -- Meanwhile back at the ran...

THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING KAMALA WOULD'VE SAID...

-- "'Spartans are of the identifiable and generally perceived protected classes of White Non-Hispanic in race, White in color, Greek in National Origin, and Spartan or Greek in Ethnicity'." -- And speaking of Kama...

'MOSTLY PEACEFUL' PROFESSOR...

-- "Wisconsin University Professor José Felipe Alvergue placed on leave after allegedly flipping College Republicans' table." -- The 'Luigi Effect'... -- "Narciso Gallardo Fernandez, the gunman who opened fire inside a California Walgreens on Tuesday night had a grudge against pharmacies, according...

WHY TRUMP WAS ELECTED: REASON #987...

HEY CANADA... ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION? -- “We’ll be charging that minor as an adult. The message is very clear: If you’re a child, I don’t care. If you shoot a cop, you’re getting tried as an adult. I have no tolerance for violence and we’re gonna clean up New Jersey." --...

ALWAYS THE GUYS WITH THE WAY-COOL NAMES...

-- "York Regional Police have arrested 28-year-old Aekwon Murray and 35-year-old Heshmat Rasouli-Kalantarzade in connection with the murder of Nilakshi Raguthas last month. The house in question had previously been shot at on five separate occasions dating back to 2018." -- Predictably, it ain't...

SMELL THE 'PROFESSIONAL' JOURNALISM...

-- "Last month during congressional testimony, NPR CEO Katherine Maher nevertheless continued to insist that the media outlet is in no way politically biased in its news coverage." -- No biggie, you say? -- "A whopping 79 percent of Americans suggest President Donald Trump likely would have won...

'TORONTO' WOMAN...

IMPORT THE THIRD WORLD... BECOME THE THIRD WORLD... -- "Toronto Police are searching for Laighnalee Asuncion, 50, who is accused of fraudulently collecting rent deposits from nearly 30 prospective tenants despite knowing not one apartment was available." --...

LET THE GROVELLING BEGIN...

YEAH... I BET HE DOES... -- "Asked about the response to Trump’s tariffs at a national level, Ford said he believes Canada would remove its tariffs 'in the next minute' if Trump does the same." -- Maybe 'Orange Man Bad' isn't our biggest problem? -- "Canada Euthanized 241 Dementia Patients in...

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE...

-- "Taking the Senate floor, Booker gave a raw, uncensored demonstration to the American people of the dangers of methamphetamine use, as he stood at a lectern and gave a wild-eyed speech full of flailing appendages, mouth frothing, and unintelligible shouting." -- Meanwhile, the mainstream media...

IF YOU CAN GET PAST THE 'ICK FACTOR'...

-- "The whole restoration of the toilet took almost a month. The pump was also completely full of limescale and stuck, but I managed to fix it and make it functional again. If you want to learn more about this antique boat toilet, I encourage you to watch this video. At the end of the video, I made a test so you can see how such a toilet works!" --...

♪ "MAKING A LIST... CHECKING IT TWICE..." ♪

-- "The IDF, Shin Bet and Mossad confirmed Tuesday that an overnight strike in Beirut’s Dahieh district killed Hassan Ali Mahmoud Bdeir, a Hezbollah operative in Unit 3900 linked to Iran’s Quds Force." --...

IN OTHER DIVERSITY/STRENGTH NEWS... TORONTO HOMICIDE #08/2025

-- "Mangok Akol, 27, of Toronto has died after he was assaulted by 32-year-old Andre Ford at Toronto South Detention Centre last week, police say." -- And... -- "Ottawa man James Shayeed, 31, is facing weapons and drug charges after assaulting a York Regional Police officer and attempting to...

BEARDED WEIRDIES OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW WHO THEY'RE DEALING WITH...

-- "Iran mulls preemptive strike on US base after Trump bomb threats." --...

IN BRAMPTON... THAT'S CALLED TUESDAY...

SO HOW'S THAT 'POST-NATIONAL' STATE WORKING OUT FOR YOU? -- "Peel Regional Police say they are investigating after a man was shot and killed in his car at a busy shopping plaza at Bramalea Road and Dewside Drive in Brampton just after 1 p.m.on Tuesday.   The victim has not been identified...

I'M SURE SHE COULD GET A JOB IN HAMAS-ASSAUGA...

-- "Camesha, while working for the top hospital in the Portland metro region, said that she would not treat members of the Jewish community, stating that she ‘doesn't take care of animals.’ Additionally, she referred to Jewish people as 'vermin,' 'dogs,' and 'rats.'" --...

BRING BACK THE COOKING CHAIR...

-- "Luigi Mangione, 26, faces separate federal and state murder charges for the killing, which rattled the business community while also galvanizing health insurance critics. Mangione has pleaded not guilty to a state indictment and has not entered a plea to the federal charges." -- Funnily enough,...