Thinking "underneath the box"...

Musk's main goal is to dig tunnels under all of LA that can be used to transport cars, bikes and even people in order to reduce traffic congestion above grou...

I blame Donald Trump

Florida teens arrested... for enhancing self-esteem and loving their moms...Meanwhile, back at the ranch, er... Jane & Finch...A 31-year-old man at the helm of a dramatic police pursuit on Highway 400 this morning allegedly shot his own brother before embarking on a spree of violent carjackings....

Once again, breast-feeding the lunatic left

In the wake of President Trump's 9-0 Supreme Court triumph, the leftwing cable news network decided to use popular Sesame Street puppet Elmo as a propaganda tool against President Trump's temporary travel ban. “Did you find that the Syrian little girls and little boys were a lot like your friends here...

Let me count the ways...

It’s almost as if the government shouldn’t have made all those promises (what was it, 200? 300? No one seems sure of the exact count) on the way to its majority.********** RELATED: "Sunny Ways" means... ...never having to say you're sorry...The Liberals promised a noncombat mission during the last federal election. They also tripled the number of Canadian special forces soldiers on the ground...

Make a man a fire and...

...you'll warm him for an hour, but... you set a man afire...“We have already shifted from attrition tactics, where we shove them from one position to another in Iraq and Syria, to annihilation tactics where we surround them. Our intention is that the foreign fighters do not survive the fight to return home to North Africa, to Europe, to America, to Asia, to Africa. We’re not going to allow them...

My favorite math problem

Q. If I have 10 guns and the government comes to confiscate 1/2 of them, how many would I have left? A. 46. I lied about the 10 part.********** RELATED: What constitution?Thomas, in a dissent joined by Gorsuch, countered that the case raises “important questions” – and warned that Second Amendment disputes aren’t getting the attention they deserve from the Supreme Court. “The Court’s decision...

Thank you Pierre-Lite

Mohamad Rafia, a Syrian refugee told a Fredericton court that he didn’t know it was a crime in Canada to beat your wife with a hockey stick for half an hour. “Officials didn’t inform him of the differences in the law in Canada and that more should have been done to educate him,” said the interpreter. “Why didn’t they explain the law?”********** FROM THE COMMENTS:If he quits beating his wife isn't...

Silence of the BLMs

Meet the walking wounded of Hogtown...As of June 20, at least 682 people have been shot in Toronto during the past four and a half years, according to Toronto police statistics.********** UPDATE: And the hits just keep on comingOne man has been taken to hospital with serious injuries following a shooting in the city's Silverthorne neighbourhood this afternoon, Toronto Paramedics confirm. It happened...

Back to the bad old days...

...of racial segregation...U of T was quickly on board and contributed funding, says Kelly Hannah-Moffat, vice-president of human resources and equity, who stresses the event is completely student driven. “I think the initiative being shown by these students is commendable.”Dear Ms. Hyphenated-Surname......

In a nutshell

Look, I’ll always be for anyone’s right to choose the way they want to live, as long as you don’t aggress against other people or their property. You want to sleep with goats? Go for it. As long as they’re not my goats.********** RELATED: IndoctrinationMattel is introducing dolls featuring three body types, seven skin tones and nine hairstyles, including the trendy man bun.********** LAST WORD:...

One Man's Best Friend...

...is another man's "stewing beef"...Wu San, 40, used a blowtorch to burn the hair off a dead dog on the floor of a house. It was given by a friend who had used it as a guard dog but no longer wanted it because "it would only wag its tail, it wouldn't bark anymore," Wu said. "We'll eat it tonight...

EXTREME IRONY ALERT:

Turning criminally negligent self-indulgence into a boon to society... courtesy of folk who don't care whether they live or die...The Canadian Institute for Health Information said more than 4,500 people were waiting for a donor organ in 2015, with 262 people dying on the waiting list that ye...

Cultural Relativity on Parade

Prime Minister Pierre-lite says there's no such thing as "Canadian values"...An Algerian court sentenced a man who dangled his child out of a 15th-floor window in the capital Algiers to two years in prison on Monday. The defendant posted on Facebook a photo of him dangling his son out of a window with...

Down the rabbit hole

In a modern feminist’s ideal world Wonder Woman would make fart jokes and look like Leslie Jones. She’d chop the heads off “Nazis” and then go home with an equally fat and ugly chick. This movie would tank, of course, and everyone involved would be out of a career. That’s what you get when you appease people who want art to become fueled by spite: bankrupt...

Meet "Fake News" bigger brother...

..."Fake History"...The communist system was responsible for four of the most destructive episodes of the 20th century: Stalin’s purges, the Great Leap Forward, the Cultural Revolution, and the Cambodian genocide.********** RELATED: Dear CBC... ...you actually meant to say "terrorist," right? ********** RELATED2: "Professional" Journalism 101On Saturday BBC World tweeted the headline, “Three...

Rules to live by

"All bodily fluids, solids and toilet paper must be disposed of down the toilet." "While I appreciate that the TIC population is multi-cultural and different countries have different practices, here in the UK the accepted practice is to use only the WC." "Given the incidence of people pooing in bins, showers and the likes, can I please remind all Strathclyde University Technology and Innovation...

Presumably, there will also be...

...generous supplementary "pizza & caramel corn" coverage...A new Ontario Public Sector Employees Union policy will see its members covered for medical marijuana. OPSEU president Warren “Smokey” Thomas said it’s the union’s way of leading by example as OPSEU will start to ask employers to cover...

"Every inch of progress..."

..."that this movement has made has been gained through intimidation. First, they soak dissidents with shame, then they make them feel isolated, then they bombard them with dispiriting propaganda."********** RELATED: No shame whatsoever ********** LAST WORD: Oh Canada!Canada’s Senate passed Bill C-16, which puts “gender identity” and “gender expression” into both the country’s Human Rights Code,...

The first thing we do is...

..."hang all the lawyers"...Richard Kachkar was found not criminally responsible on account of mental disorder on a charge of first-degree murder on March 27, 2013. “Four years later he's living in an apartment, that's not bad, e...

It's important to note that...

...this allegedly modern, educated middle eastern Muslim state is supposed to be one of our closest allies in the region...Jordan had been considering banning the film outright, but a report in the Al Bawaba News on Sunday said the country’s Communications Commission ultimately decided not to, due to...

Heads I win, tails you lose

Comey's rationale for refusing to announce in public that Trump isn't "under investigation" was that that situation might conceivably change in the future. That's like the sheriff refusing to confirm that I'm not under investigation because he doesn't know whether I'll hold up a liquor store next week.********** RELATED: Kremlin gets last laugh...Russian President Vladimir Putin on Thursday offered...

Sucking and Blowing

“TransAlta is very interested in repowering this site. Unfortunately, right now, it’s not economically feasible,” Wayne Oliver, operations supervisor for TransAlta’s wind operations in Pincher Creek and Fort Macleod, said in an interview. "We’re anxiously waiting to see what incentives might come from our new government. Alberta is an open market and the wholesale price when it’s windy is quite...

The logical and predictable consequences...

...of beatifying Trayvon Martin, Michael Brown and Freddie Gray...BALTIMORE (WJZ) — Baltimore sees multiple deadly shootings in just a matter of hours. It was a burst of violence that forced the commissioner to make a drastic move today. All uniformed officers will be on mandatory 12-hour shifts, as...

It ain't just London Bridge...

...that's falling down...The Liberal government is prepared to adopt some of the Senate’s proposed amendments to its citizenship bill, Immigration Minister Ahmed Hussen said Friday. Among other things, the legislation would repeal a provision that strips dual citizens of their Canadian status if convicted of terrorism, treason or espionage.********** RELATED: I'm from the government... I'm here...

Get out your Decoder Rings...

...yet another cold-blooded murder in the "northwest" end of Toronto...The man gunned down early Sunday in North York’s Emery neighbourhood has been identified as 20-year-old Soumik Asgar. Police received reports that six-to-seven shots were heard, but area resident Safi Gharwal said he heard 15-to-20...

The key word here being "Vanishingly"

Vanishingly few elite climbers make careers out of free-soloing, and plenty call it irresponsible and deplorable, but in their heart of hearts they all recognize it as the final word in bad-assery.Favorite literary flourish... "when Alex was a baby his mother must have stepped on his amygdal...

Just something to think about...

..the next time you're working on your federal taxes...A brutal Toronto lawyer-pimp was awarded a lucrative federal government contract providing pharmaceutical and medical supplies to remote northern Manitoba communities. Patterson, now 53, was convicted in Toronto of kidnapping and threatening...

Dear New York Times... seriously now...

...there's actually a "Debate on Genital Mutilation?"The practice can include narrowing the vaginal opening and sewing it virtually closed, removing the clitoris or labia, or cutting, piercing, burning or scraping the clitoral hood. Justifications for it vary, including to curb sexual promiscuity,...

Sounds about right

I found it interesting that almost half of patients who were prescribed physician-assisted death never used it. That means to me that many just want to have some control over their fate, over pain, etc. Makes good sense to me. Nobody wants a lengthy death consisting of weeks of gasping for air, writhing in pain, and pooping in bed.********** RELATED: Get government out of the wayTwo days after...

Live... die... who cares?

More to the point... who doesn't? OTOH, some people wanna just pretend it's not happening... • By 1994, AIDS had become the No. 1 killer of all African-Americans ages 25 to 44. The virus was 16 times as common in black women as in their white counterparts — and the gap would widen over the next few years. • Last year, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, using the first comprehensive...

Dear American Taliban...

...I double-dawg dare ya...The Michigan state house passed a new bill this week which, if signed into law by Governor Rick Snyder, would make it legal for residents to carry their handguns concealed without needing any special permit to do so. At least 11 states have passed laws allowing the concealed...

DARWIN WAS RIGHT

Apparently it's time for nature to thin the herd..."Researchers at Harvard’s T.H. Chan School of Public Health claim in a new article that the 2016 election of Donald Trump could cause an increased risk of disease, premature childbirth and premature death, particularly among “marginalized groups.”********** COMPARE...

Gonna party like it's 1683...

Just a little off the top... er... I mean bottom...Shaked Elsayed, an Imam at the Dar al-Hijrah Mosque in Falls Church, Virginia, has reportedly stated that he believes Female Genital Mutilation (FGM) prevents “hyper-sexuality” in women and endorsed the cutting of a woman’s clitoris in order to prevent...

Yet another story you won't see...

...on Canada's national broadcaster...The New York Times published an op-ed by Barghouti and massively covered the strike. Numerous other marquee media organizations similarly provided sympathetic coverage of the event. Hidden beneath mountains of column inches was the basic fact that the terrorists’...

Trans-Mission

"President Donald Trump does not share his predecessor's view on transgender rights.""It's unclear how Defense Secretary Jim Mattis eventually will rule on the matter, though in the past he has cast doubt on whether such moves ultimately advance the military's principal national security objective...

FROM THE COMMENTS:

"Putin also didn't deny that Megyn raped him before the show. We'll never know for sure."Meanwhile, back at the ranch...A Toronto woman has been charged after a suspect masked with an ISIS bandana allegedly swung a golf club at Canadian Tire store employees while screaming threats and Islamic chants on Saturday afternoon at the same time that a terrorist rampage occurred in London. Rehab Dughmosh,...

Two words...

...Genghis... Khan..."Judging people of the past by the moral standards of today is grotesque intellectual arrogance, what you expect from 19-year-old sophomores demanding trigger warnings." "The people of the past lived in a different moral universe, just as the people of the future will."Instead...

FROM THE COMMENTS:

Those who would erase the past usually have no stake in the future. Consider these 'non-futurists'. One noteworthy reality about Europe's current political leadership is summarised here by Phil Lawler: • Macron, the newly elected French president, has no children. • German chancellor Angela Merkel has no children. • British prime minister Theresa May has no children. • Italian prime minister Paolo...

Is this a turning point for Brits?

The sobering alternative seems to be celebrating "Ram-a-Van" on a regular basis...In what looked like a turning point in terror policy, the PM said “enough is enough” after the killers left seven dead by driving a van into crowds on London Bridge and going on a stabbing spree as they shouted “this...

The capricious and unknowable...

..."Will of Buddha, er... Shiva, wait... uh, Jesus... oh, yeah... that guy, AGAIN..."London Bridge attack: Terror incident leaves up to seven feared dead after van ploughs into pedestrians ‘before three men with hunting knives jump out and start stabbing people.’ Up to seven people were feared dead...

Religious freedom for some...

...or religious freedom for all...This week, Arizona man Sean Corbett won an important victory for his proud, storied religion. The member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster successfully attained a state driver’s license while wearing a colander on his head.********** RELATED: What is a...

It's like a little piece of Yemen...

...right there in your kitchen...Employees at Warren Food Market on 10 Mile Road near Ryan Road said they saw the man loading the beef in the cart, and the $800 worth of beef is in their freezer. Sources told Local 4 the meat hadn’t been inspected by the USDA and came from a facility that isn’t federally...

Wynners & Losers

The Ontario Ministry of Finance report projects the new minimum wage hike will kill an estimated 80,000 to 155,000 jobs just among young workers aged 15 to 24, without even counting the number of jobs lost to older workers.Bribing voters with their grandkids money... a time-tested Liberal strategy. ********** RELATED: Shut up and give me... ...my medical dope...The federal budget watchdog says...

BREAKING...

Early reporting only... but I'll give you long odds this isn't disgruntled Jesuits...Manila hotel shooting – ‘ISIS’ gunmen storm hotel in Philippines capital leaving several people injured amid fears Brits are caught up in attack********** UPDATE: Yet another third world coverup...MANILA — Thirty-six bodies were found at the biggest hotel-casino in the Philippines after a gunman carrying a container...

I swear...

...you couldn't make this shit up...MONTREAL - Parents at the private Montreal Christian academy attended by Karla Homolka’s children say school officials brushed off concerns about the schoolgirl killer interacting with their children. Homolka has been sending her own three children to the private,...