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BREAKING: Miraculous Melinda Turnaround...

 -- "In a shocking turn of events, Melinda Gates has changed her mind about divorcing Bill Gates only minutes after receiving the COVID vaccine."

How long does this insanity last?

An Ontario woman who went overseas to attend her father's funeral says she feels gouged by the government's "ill-conceived" hotel quarantine plan that cost her $3,458 for a one-night stay.

REMINDER TO SELF: It can always get worse...

A gay, polyamorous California throuple made history when they became the first family in the state to list three parents on a birth certificate.

I swear... something's gotta give.