Showing posts with label smell the species. Show all posts
Showing posts with label smell the species. Show all posts

01 August 2026

AND IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GOING INTO EXTRA INNINGS...

-- "A 56-year-old man, Khaliq Hussain Anwar is facing charges after an East York church was targeted by violence three times in just over a week." --
Versus...
-- "Reginald Cuff, 45, approached a victim on July 19 near Bond and Shuter Streets, and repeated anti-Muslim comments." --

30 July 2026

DUMBASS DAD LIT THE MATCH THAT SET OFF THE DYNAMITE...

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-- "Prosecutor Brad Smith said the elder Gray was 'convicted of ignoring a substantial and unjustifiable risk.'  'The court had to look at the nature of the risk -  that there would be a mass shooting of children at a school - and he gave his son the exact tool he would need to accomplish this.’" --

17 July 2026

FAT GUY IN A DRESS DECIDES TO GO FULL KAMALA...

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-- "Asked by a moderator what qualifies them for the top office, longshot trans hopeful Ashley Webb responded with a bizarre rambling string of loopy reasons.  'I’m a songwriter, and I write my own books, and then I suppose my transparency,' Webb said.    'And I suppose the biggest thing is like I’m just an angry citizen right now, and if I get elected, I’d be an angry senator.'" --

01 July 2026

BAN SOCCER NOW... POLYSESOUVIENT WAS APPARENTLY UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT...

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-- "A 19-year-old woman is among three people to have died from suffocation during World Cup celebrations in Mexico City on Tuesday. A 48-year-old woman and a 44-year-old man also died after crowds descended on the city." --

It makes at least as much sense as punishing legal firearms owners for the crimes of inner-city gangbangers. 

 I'm looking forward to Liberal's 'Steak Knife Registry'...

-- "One person has been taken to hospital after being stabbed near Ellesmere Road and Meadowvale Road in Scarborough on Wednesday afternoon." --

16 June 2026

YOU GO AHEAD AND EAT ALL THE BANANAS YOU WANT, ELLEN...

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-- "To me, healthy masculinity would be, well, you know what? Healthiness for anyone to just, you know, love themselves; be able to care for themselves; ideally get rest when they can, you know, like, just the practical basic — drink water, like, eat a banana." --

15 May 2026

STUPID SHIT THAT LEGAL FIREARMS OWNERS WOULD NEVER THINK OF DOING...

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-- "Sooke, B.C., resident Adam Steenbergen, 33, who fatally shot his friend Michael Leier, 42, three years ago while the pair were playing with bullet proof vests has been sentenced to four years in prison. Steenbergen admitted he'd shot his friend. Police found a bag of cocaine on him and a number of empty vodka beverage cans at the scene of the shooting." --

24 February 2026

I'M GUESSING HE WASN'T HAVING MUCH LUCK ON E-HARMONY...

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-- "According to WEHT, Allen Osbourne, 32, of Owensboro, Kentucky was taken into custody after he allegedly engaged in sexual relations with a dead deer. When law enforcement arrived on the scene, they reportedly found Osborne covered in deer fur and blood, according to the outlet." --

23 March 2025

15 February 2025

WELL, LOOKY HERE... NOT ELON'S FAULT AFTER ALL...

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-- "Soren Dixon, 19, Jack Nelson, 20, and Krysta Tsukahara, 19, all died in the wreck on Nov. 27 while heading home from a party near their Piedmont homes. Another passenger, Jordan Miller, 20, survived the crash but suffered serious burns." --

13 January 2025

LUNATIC LEFTIES ARE ALL RUNNING FOR COVER...

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-- "No matter how many 'Iron Neck' workouts he does in an attempt to de-nerd himself, the billionaire tech titan will always be a spineless coward whose monopoly needs to be broken up. No one person should be wielding historically unprecedented power to censor political thought and speech, least of all a socially inept tech bro." --
Remember... 'Resistance is not futile.'

20 June 2024

THE RACIST SHITHOLE WHERE I LIVE... BLACK WALNUTS MATTER...

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-- "The City of Ottawa hopes to dictate which neighbourhoods deserve more trees based on race and other identity factors, ensuring that even the urban forest canopy aligns with its diversity, equity, and inclusion priorities." --
Back to the good ol' days of segregation...
-- "Ontario Health Minister Sylvia Jones says the province is spending $25 million to create a Black Health and Social Services Hub in Peel Region." --

09 March 2023

WHO WANTS TO BE A 'SOVEREIGN CITIZEN?'

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-- "Authorities released footage of five Utah cops yelling 'gun' and firing a barrage of bullets into the BMW of a man who was pulled over and then refused most of the officers’ commands before shots rang out. Farmington Police Chief Eric Johnsen said officers only fired after Allan reached down to what the cops believed could be a holster or a gun." --
And, sure enough...
-- "The footage and photos show a handgun on the floor of the car and an empty holster on Allan’s hip." --
I'm calling this one, 'suicide by cop.'

29 November 2022

27 November 2022

DUMB AS DOGSHIT

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-- "Numerous Twitter users noted a flaw in Milano's rationale to switch from a Tesla to a Volkswagen to fight 'white supremacy.'" --
IT'S WHAT THE LUNATIC LEFT DOES
-- "Although street crime actually fell while the protesters exercised their mobility and speech rights in downtown Ottawa, the Trudeau government nevertheless suggested that the abstract threat of violence was, along with other so-called factors, sufficient to confiscate protester funds, freeze bank accounts, tow vehicles, and arrest protesters." --

14 November 2022

AS THE HEALTHCARE SYSTEM TEETERS ON THE VERGE OF COLLAPSE

ENTITLED TO THEIR ENTITLEMENTS...
-- "MPs have endorsed a plan to spend more than $250-million on new tunnels linking parliamentary buildings, citing security concerns and logistics and Ottawa’s cold winters. Parliament’s Board of Internal Economy has approved the tunnels." --
IT'S ONLY MONEY SAY MEMBERS OF PARLIAMENT
The number of expired Moderna shots has risen to 7.7 million and the government has also now disposed of 3.1 million doses of the Novavax vaccine.

03 November 2022

THE 'GREAT RESET' IS PROCEEDING APACE

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-- "Jørund Viktoria Alme, 53, an able-bodied Norwegian male is sparking outrage on social media after he was sympathetically interviewed by Good Morning Norway (God Morgen Norge) about his decision to begin identifying as a disabled woman." --
IT'S A BRAVE NEW WORLD
-- "A supermarket has been ordered to pay nearly €40,000 for sacking an alcoholic manager who drank himself 'comatose' on vodka on the premises when his employers went away to a wedding." --

29 October 2022

07 August 2022

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE

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-- "Political consultants applauded Liz Cheney for her brilliant move of tapping one of the most hated politicians in history to help boost her political chances. 'If there's a singular figure universally adored by every hard-working American, it's Dick Cheney,' said a spokesperson for the campaign." --
YUP... THAT FACE SHOOTING THING ACTUALLY HAPPENED
-- "According to the New York Times, Katharine Armstrong -- daughter of the ranch owner and a member of Cheney's quail hunting party -- said Cheney fired his shotgun without realizing Whittington was on the opposite end of the barrel." --

23 August 2020

Threading the Needle

Fortunately for Jill Biden and Joe’s political handlers, COVID has played right into their hands, requiring limited exposure to crowds, a controlled schedule, and scaled-back social interactions. But lurking behind those senior moment-y, Joe Biden-y gaffes is his inability to function independently for a full day at peak performance.

Of course they don’t want a normal campaign season. They just need to get Joe to the finish line and, if they’re lucky, over it.