Not in deep enough, apparently

Don't pay enough taxes? Kathleen Wynne will fix that...Ontario Premier Kathleen Wynne says her government will try to expedite the resettlement of Syrian refugees in the province to coincide with Justin Trudeau's bold commitment to bring in 25,000 refugees by the end of the year. "We need to align with what the new government is going to do,'' Wynne said.Don't blame me... I didn't vote for them. ********** RELATED:...

If it works for Glamour Boy...

...it ought to work for Missus McDeficit..."They have got away with every crazy thing they have thought to try to get away with. They have three whole years to let this die down before they go back to the voters."Meanwhile, Ontario burns. ********** RELATED: Well, see... it all depends... ...on...

"SHUT UP..."

"...AND TAKE MY MONEY..." Also... the ultimate homebrew helicopter simulator.Click on picture for more informatio...

Once a Maoist, always a Maoist

Remember, though... the government he most admires starved millions of people to death... This disastrous one-child policy created a society without enough women to ensure most people could have a chance at choosing a mate. Reversing that decision 30 years later is, curiously, being presented as an...

The PILF Network

Now that the tickler is on the other honorable member, there will be consequences...********** RELATED: Government by E-Talk Mrs PILF springs into action...Shiny ways, my frien...

Liberal "Dynamite Registry"...

,,,apparently falling down on the job... Typical knuckle dragging, rural, neocon Canadian gun nut arrested for... wait a minute... where exactly is King St. & Spadina Ave?Which Toronto Skeet Club did this guy belong to... 'cos it sounds like a rockin' hangout. Maybe the Integrated Guns & Gangs...

Own property in Ontario?

Kathleen Wynne's Liberals will be taking a bigger bite out of your equity...“Ontario home buyers are already charged a provincial land transfer tax, so by adding a municipal tax, they’re essentially doubling the tax burden on Ontario families,” said Patricia Verge, president of OREA, in a release. “If the Ontario Liberals follow through with this plan, homebuyers will be forced to pay $10,000 in...

"Shiny ways, my friends"

No whiny, self-centered "justice warrior" left behind...When you really, really need someone to stroke your fevered brow... and your mummy is nowhere to be fou...

I'm guessing none of the folks...

...on this streetcar will ever vote Liberal again...The initial monologue from Yatim, who had chased off all the passengers by swinging his knife at a young woman and then parading up the aisle with his penis in his left hand and the knife in the other, was little short of crazed.Bear in mind that the...

Sensitive, New Age PILF

The opposite of girls night out... is guys night in... ********** RELATED: Curiously, his first ministerial edict... ...is handing the Kurds over to ISIS...

OH MY GAWD... WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE...

...wait a minute... "There ARE NO DOCUMENTED CASES where the [blanked out] technique has been used in a criminal offence in Canada."Your RCMP... solving complicated technical problems that don't actually exist. Don't you guys have 25,000 military age Syrian male "refugees" to screen in the next 60...

Enjoy Bruce, er... Caitlyn's TV show...

...while you can..."What more needs to be done to combat the high suicide rate among transgender people?"Unfortunately, despite Bruce Jenner's newfound celebrity as the latest & greatest Kardashian sister, if there is a solution to transgender morbidity, it resides outside the surgical realm. Anyone...

The trouble with Conservatives...

...is that they don't understand the importance of theatre...I have a vision of Bill, the master of the form, sitting in the darkness off the stage where she was prepping for this event. “Hillary, dammit. One more time. Really look like you’re mad. Think of... no, never mind. Not Monica mad... just...

52 million dollars here...

...52 million dollars there... pretty soon you're talkin' real money...Let's ask the people who use the system what they think...The additional costs include $15.7 million to hire more IT staff at the ministry and to train social assistance case workers who complained the SAMS program was too complicated...

PM-elect calls for Syrian "safety break"

Awright, awright, nobody works, nobody gets hurt... well, except for all the Kurds...“It is a bad news for us. Canada was a major partner in the coalition and it was a great help to Kurdistan,” Jabar Yawar, chief of staff for the Kurdish Regional Government’s Peshmerga Ministry said in an interview posted Wednesday about Mr. Trudeau’s plan to end this country’s combat operations in Iraq and Syria. A...

Despite the flush of victory rhetoric...

...I'm thinking "first promise to be broken"..."In an election based on proportional representation... the Liberals would drop from 184 to 135 seats, while the Conservatives would inch up from 99 to 108 and the NDP would have a much higher profile with 68 seats instead of its current 44."Will Justin...

Look on the bright side...

It's not like Ontario WILL EVER elect another NDP government...“While Mr Trudeau is the product of two political families — his father was prime minister — he came to politics late, after working as a snowboard instructor.”So much for Canada ever being taken seriously again on the world stage. The...

Hey Canada, that new tax...

...on stupidity? The first installment gets billed today..."The Liberals promised to up that to 25,000, beginning immediately. The platform promises to spend $250 million, including $100 million in the current fiscal year, 'to increase Syrian refugee processing, as well as sponsorship and settlement...

The mere fact that...

...Canada's answer to Paris Hilton is even on the ballot makes me fear for my country... Harper successfully led Canada through the worst recession since the Great Depression, emerging in better shape than almost any other developed country. Since then, he has successfully balanced the federal budget...

Self defense...

...is the only real and credible defense... Remember, your local police force... (excuse me, police service)... aren't the guys who pump out your septic tank and prevent all that shit from backing up into your home. That, my friend, is on you. Contemporary "Peace Officers" are the bored functionaries who show up after you're knee deep in liquified turds, tear up your sodden, stinking backyard...

Golden Age of Millionaire Celeb-u-tards

Why would this take anyone by surprise?It's already happening right here in staid, boring Canada. ********** COUNTERPOINT:The reason we voted for Harper, despite his shortcomings, was because this election does indeed come down to values, and the value we cherish is responsibility. Responsibility...

Don't you fret, they'll find the real killer

Three days before the federal election, Canada's national broadcaster goes full O.J.CBC twitter feed reveals that Prime Minister Stephen Harper is behind online threats that have locked down Wilfred Laurier University. Hasn't anyone told them, you never go full O.J.? Just imagine what they could do...

Complicated, many layered cultural issue?

How about... "it's a chastity belt for your face?" ********** RELATED: Killer fashion senseDAKAR, SENEGAL—Chad’s police spokesman says police have arrested 62 women for wearing full veils in public as the country steps up security against extremism following a multiple suicide bombing attack.Those racist co...

Liberal Scumbaggery surfaces even before...

...they crown their new Emperor...In the email, a copy of which was obtained by The Canadian Press, Justin Trudeau's national campaign co-chair Dan Gagnier advises five TransCanada Corp. officials to target the right people in a new government as quickly as possible so they can help shape either Liberal...

Well, that's a shame, Ken...

I was looking forward to seeing the self-proclaimed "country's finest national news and comment," but I won't be strong-armed into suffering through your advertising...I guess I'll just google "Tilt Cove, Newfoundland" and go see one of the other 102,000 results. ********** RELATED: If you're tired...

Mohammad Shafia's New Caliphate

Convicted honour killer continues his reign of terror as Corrections Canada looks on helplessly...Ask psychologist Robert Groves, who worked in Kingston Penitentiary. Here's his testimony on security threats facing Canada.Shafia was "self-appointed" in his role in the prison, and said about 25 men...

All downHillary from here

American voters start to come around, realise celeb-u-tard vote will irreparably harm nation...In hypothetical 2016 matchups with top-tier Republicans, Clinton trails all the Republicans tested. She trails Ben Carson by 11 points and Donald Trump by 5 points. Jeb Bush has a 4-point edge over Clinton,...

Let's elect her...

...the wife of the guy who put his genitals before his country.“And a mutual friend said, ‘Call Matt Drudge. He’ll put it on his website. He doesn’t care about offending the Clintons.’ So I did, and he did, and the world exploded.”And, you know if he gets a chance, he'll just do it again. Just ask...

Millionaire socialist Justin...

...might not be a math whiz, but look how deeply he feels your middle class financial pain...It doesn’t take much analysis to demonstrate the party couldn’t possibly keep all the promises it’s made, unless it was willing to borrow far beyond the $10-billion annual limit it set itself.Justin is ready...

My guess is, if Mike Harris...

...had set aside $70,000,000 a year to give golf club memberships to one-armed Ontario men, he would have been tarred & feathered."Ontario will add $50 million a year to the $20 million it already spends on 'assisted reproduction.'"Kathleen Wynne, despite running horrific deficits and apparently...

Only that horrible Stephen Harp...

...wait a minute...Interior Minister Bernard Cazeneuve on Tuesday told lawmakers that he had requested five French citizens be stripped of their nationalities over the 2003 Casablanca bombings that left dozens dead.Perhaps the PM isn't the only person who's worried about these guys. ********** RELATED:...

The Great Ontario Snow Job

Just something to think about while you're sitting stalled in traffic this winter...The provincial auditor reported in April that the Liberal government did save money on winter road maintenance over the last five years, but at a cost that included taking twice as long to clear highways of snow or ice...

Meth-freaks demolish Math Geeks

Real world experience beats pie in the sky theory every ti...

Goose sauce or Goosesteps?

In a similar vein... I keep telling the Toronto activist group, "Queers Against Israeli Apartheid" they should really take a bus tour of the Arab Middle East, but so far, inexplicably, no one seems to be that enthusiasti...

Hey Toronto, there's a lesson here

The next time some banger tries to light you up... try calling a social worker..."I don't think police officers are going to engage potential gang members the way they did before Gray," said Michael Greenberger, a law professor at the University of Maryland.This is Canada and you are free to identify with the good guys or the bad guys. But remember... there are consequences. ********** RELATED:...

FROM THE COMMENTS

"ah, yes... i understand the phrase "perfect, unaccented English" is the secret conservative code words for the military to begin rounding up all "non-old stock canadians", tattooing barcodes on their foreheads and sending them to the secret cia prison on baffin island where they will be turned into "soylent green"" "you caught us, global news."AND...On one hand, Harper’s done a great job with the...

#Benjaminsmattermore

Hey Dan, just a thought... you know what might be even better than that...Not to put poison in your veins several times a day..."The best thing would be to have Narcan," said Dan Bigg, the group's director.That's like saying the answer to rampant alcoholism is having a fridge full of donor livers. ...

When David Suzuki...

...in his magnum opus, "A Matter of Survival" warned the nation... "There are too many of us; we consume too much; we pollute too much..."I guess he wasn't thinking about his own five children. Similarly, when Professor SaintZuki lectures the hoi-polloi about their egregious carbon footprint, he likewise exempts his own extensive real estate portfolio.Suzuki, who's made a name for himself fighting...

On building the inevitable wall

If you vacation in Mexico... you're part of the problem..."It’s clear as glass by the end that Mexico is no more prepared to emerge from its quagmire of crookedness, crime, armed conflict and poverty than it was when I was a kid. Yet somehow, despite it all, the enormous tourism industry is still flourishing."Who cares, huh? As long as the cerveza flows and the sun keeps shining.You can still go...

On Golden Mountain

Where being rude to one obscenely rich man's fetus is a much bigger story than killing a million others annually in job lots. Yeah, I don't get it eith...

Pencils write poetry...

...chainsaws clearcut forests. Remember... it's only what's in your hand... not what's in your heart or head..."Good, because you’re a Christian, you are going to see God in just about one second." And then he shot and killed them.But this isn't actually about facts, is it..."All he ever did was put...

Bacon makes everything better

"So what can you do to help? Use the hashtag #FreeTheBacon and tweet out a picture of your genitals immediately... What? What, we can't...?" Bacon continued before being cut off and discouraged by a voice offscreen. "I'm being told that you should not do that. Really? Really? See, this is the problem, this is the problem right here!" This is an issue of gender equality. Let me be on the...

Racist, knuckle-draggin' Conservatives...

...like that xenophobic Stephen Harp...wait a minute...Can Canada be anti-immigrant while setting new records in immigration? Last year Canada led the G7 in population growth, and 60% of it was from immigration.Hmmm... what we need here is an expensive, complicated solution to a non-existent problem...Yet...

I'm with Chuck Darwin...

...inevitably, some less capable members of the herd are gonna fall by the wayside. Or, as CTV would have you believe... "Merciless Calgary killer stalking weak-willed, ill spoken dumbasses"... "At first, I didn't like it; I'd get sick," he told CTV Calgary. "I kind of just did it because it was...

I have to say, I'm loving this

A multi-national corporation (quite possibly run by alien reptiles from an alternative universe) tries to strongarm a Canadian family into taking their new credit card by cancelling the old ones while they are on an out-of-province vacation. Coincidentally, another blog post by this woman, totally...