I'M SO OLD, I REMEMBER PRE-PROPAGANDA S@CK-A-DICK CBC...

-- "Only after university did I dare admit to myself that I was gay. It affected my family connections, my relationship with the church and my vision of happily ever after." --

This is why the CBC is going down the shitter... whatever happened to 'hard news?'

If I want hear about your angst AND your sex life Percy... trust me, I'll ask.  

THE NEWS CBC CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO COVER...

-- "“The first thing I’d say is that it’s political malpractice on the part of the Liberals to not control the most significant and influential parliamentary association on the Hill.” --

Woke-blind CBC might as well just come out for Sharia Law...

“They’re arresting people for going to the beach. Meanwhile, there are veiled women marching through the streets of Damascus shouting that more women should wear hijab, and that march is protected by General Security,” Mayssa said.

And The Little Mermaid wept

Not enough penis in your young daughter's life?

HBO has a solution...

“Euphoria” creator Sam Levinson, who wrote the series based on his own experiences with drug addiction, boasted, "There are going to be parents who are going to be totally fucking freaked out.”

Speaking on behalf of parents with adolescent children (which I am thankfully past), I'd just like to say,
"No thanks, Sam."

"Levinson wanted one scene to start with a dolly shot going straight into a woman’s vagina.

Sweet baby jebus... what's wrong with you, bro?

Not to worry, though...

“HBO has now adopted a policy whereby all of its shows and movies with intimate scenes will be staffed with an intimacy coordinator.”

Imagine my relief.

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RELATED: Sauce for the goose

Some days, the witches burn themselves

Several pride organizations chimed in to say that they, too, had considered banning drag queens over concerns that they make a mockery of the notion of gender fluidity, but ultimately decided to keep the "offensive" and "marginalizing" performers out of a sense of inclusion.

And now we travel to the University of Tennessee at Knoxville...

The class, titled “Butt Stuff 2.0: The Pegging,” is one of among nearly 30 workshops and events taking place over the weeklong festival.

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RELATED: The generation who will grow up...

...to normalize pedophilia and the Breakfast McJoint.

"We don' need no steenkin' badges"

“Marching won’t contribute towards solving these issues; they are beyond the reach of symbolic gestures.”

You mean... like a troop of thousands of naked people?

If you build it...

...they will come...

"Individuals can receive state grants to pay for the service if they can provide a medical note stating that they are unable to get sexual satisfaction in any other way, and to prove that they cannot afford to pay the costs themselves."

Try to think of a single government social welfare program that is under-subscribed...

"Under the original arrangement, would-be Mi’kmaq needed only to dig up some census or church records to prove one of their ancestors had lived in a pre-1949 Newfoundland Mi’kmaq community."

Tax free status... here I come.

Or perhaps...

-- OTTAWA -- Medical marijuana users are on the hook for more than $500,000 in unpaid bills for government-certified weed, raising questions about the effectiveness of Health Canada's troubled dope program.

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RELATED: Because Granny Hillary says...

... Cartoon frog = Hitler...

Hillary Clinton, George Stephanopoulos, NBC’s Katy Tur, and Heat Street have also branded the cartoon frog a symbol for white supremacy, seemingly basing their claims on a Daily Beast article that interviewed two notorious trolls, Jared Taylor Swift and Paul Town.

During the interview, Swift and Town attempted to link the meme to white supremacy, with Swift boasting that he had managed to trick the media on his since-removed Twitter account afterwards.

Fake news much?

"If conformity is so bad..."

"...then stop asking everyone else to conform with your deviance..."

Sure it is, Eddie... just like...

...painting sh!t pink cures breast cancer...

"edward teach says... the fix for racism is NOT different racism."

Ontario Liberal Party says OHIP premiums...

...will now include a "Mack Daddy" surcharge...

The World Health Organisation will change the standard to suggest that a person who is unable to find a suitable sexual partner or is lacking a sexual relationship to have children - will now be equally classified as disabled.

WHO says the change will give every individual “the right to reproduce”.

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FROM THE COMMENTS:

"The strangest thing is, in the 80s we were told there were too many people here."

Forget that... I want my medicine!!!

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RELATED: I can't wait for Justin...

...to declare "Omar Khadr Day" a statutory celebration.

And Winston Churchill wept

Just as with women, body hair removal is a personal decision so if you’re a guy and like your legs to feel super soft and shiny then keep on keeping on.

And in the USA, a war is being waged...

"The lesson made it seem like masculinity was an unacceptable human trait."

In other social engineering news...

"Positioning themselves as the boyish alternative to the American Girl juggernaut, these boy toys are 'properly proportioned, high-end dolls that each have a corresponding book about overcoming some kind of adversity.'”

I got nuthin'.

I'm not crazy!!!

Behold... the emergent battle cry of the lunatic left...

"Breasts AND penises for everyone!!! Because, like, Mike Harris, sistah man!!!"

Meanwhile, in other "check your privilege, pick up a hair shirt" news... forget about that Boko-Haram bother... PETA calls for "death penalty" for dentist who shot lion.

Go ahead... vote for Tommy Trotsky or "Royal Jelly" Trudeau.

I dare you.

FROM THE COMMENTS:

"Well, I see nothing wrong here that couldn't be fixed with a few drums of tar and a half ton of feathers."

There must be consequences

It's not some silly little misstep... like a career politician confusing a sleazy Chinatown whorehouse for a government licenced physiotherapy clinic...

“I can’t get into details except to say that we are taking appropriate action,” Nantel said, adding, “It’s unfortunate because he’s a very intelligent young man who made a very big mistake.”

Orwell was right... some animals are more equal than others.

As always... the real story is...

...in the comments...
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UPDATE: Olivia cashes in yet again...

...but that's okay... 'cos she's just a poor widow-woman...

"Tell me that it’s just dandy for Chow to directly profit via taxpayers on her dead husband’s propaganda film."

I can't wait for Layton brand "Velvet Touch" tissues... for all those messy "shiatsu" moments.

Another Fiberal Gasbag...

Goes down in flames.

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FROM THE COMMENTS: What uber-Liberal apologist said...

"For Grits, it means it's cut your losses time: retract, apologize, offer a donation to charity. And quietly deal with the three staffers who made the "bribery" allegation in the first place."

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RELATED: Avoiding Dalton's worst nightmare

Try imagine what would happen, if an inquiry actually started pointing fingers back at this guy after they've already let him go...

“I've concluded that another inquiry into this case will not provide additional information to strengthen the administration of justice beyond what we are doing,” Mr. Bentley said in an interview.

They just can't take that chance.

Oops... can you hear the scrabbling of little clawed feet? It must be Red Tory and his puerile overlord Canadian Cynic... running for the flamethrowers, because... you know... they're all about "the justice."

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POP QUIZ: What Liberal Premier...

"... gives 20G's to fight "Hate Crime" to the Canadian Arab Federation?"

"Yes, that's the same Canadian Arab Federation headed up by Khaled Mouammar."

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"So, sorry, substituting 'Jew' for 'Muslim'...

"...does not make the idea any more equivalent than replacing 'Muslim' with 'Shoebox'."

"It just doesn't make sense."

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WELCOME READERS OF SUAVE INTELLECTUAL RED TORY

I see... in his link... ol' Red calls the Blogging Tories... "a sniveling bunch of hypocritical douchebags."

That Red... what a card. Let's see what else he's got.

"What a gutless scumbag you are."

Posted by Red Tory to halls of macadamia at 8:37 PM, February 24, 2008

"You're a retard Neo. Not even worth the keystrokes it takes to comment here. You should just carry on wanking in glorious isolation, nurturing your bizarre obsession with Canadian Cynic and fixating on the offended vulva of Wanda Watkins."

Posted by Red Tory to halls of macadamia at 1:18 PM, December 26, 2007

"RA — Neo’s sentient matter could be easily accommodated in the bowels of a hamster, so it’s a complete waste of time even attempting to discuss anything reasonably with him.

He’s too self-absorbed and hopelessly mired in his vituperative world of solipstic nihilism to move beyond being an embittered, angry crank with a persistent diaper rash."

Posted by Red Tory to halls of macadamia at 2:45 PM, December 26, 2007

"You're a profoundly stupid man."

Posted by Red Tory to halls of macadamia at 4:47 PM, December 26, 2007

"Pathetic. Is that what passes for wit amongst your dreary gang of addlepated whackjobs?"

Posted by Red Tory to halls of macadamia at 7:14 PM, December 26, 2007

"Thanks, sockpuppet. I'll take that as a back-handed compliment. I realize your other hand is most probably busy with other activities."

Posted by Red Tory to halls of macadamia at 8:20 PM, December 26, 2007

"Ejaculation. There you go, five whole syllables! That should do the trick. And the folks at Kleenex® thank you for your continued patronage."

Posted by Red Tory to halls of macadamia at 10:43 PM, December 26, 2007

Red... get a girlfriend... get a boyfriend... get a cat... get help.

We're all worried about you, buddy.

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What're those dumbass cops thinking?

Harrassing innocent people engaging in two insanely popular Islamic activities...

"It was just winter camping and the paintball, you heard that in court," Mr. Jamal said outside of court at noon.

"Everybody is allowed to do that," the father of four added, flanked by his lawyer.

Oh, yeah... apparently these poor boys were abused as well.

”I've been tortured, I've been racially profiled because I was older, I was abused” Mr. Jamal said. ”...I was beaten, I was kicked. I was pushed by the guards. ... They thought I was responsible.”

The hilariously misnomered "Red Tory"... better known in BT circles as the "Pink Dink"... has apparently linked to this post... but the single hit I saw in my sitemeter doesn't actually warrant the effort to see what he's yammering about this time.

Later... Pink.

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That sound your hear...

In the background... is Red Tory weeping tears of joy...

-- MONTREAL -- A judge has quashed the decree that allows Canadian foreign affairs ministers to refuse a passport on national-security grounds. A summary court release states that the decision by Mr. Justice Simon Noël of the Federal Court involved a passport application by a Montreal man, Fateh Kamel.

So... who exactly is Fateh Kamel?

He has been described by authorities as a terror suspect involved in the same ring as Ahmed Ressam, the so-called Millennium Bomber. The Algerian-born Mr. Kamel served four years in France after being convicted of supplying bogus passports to Islamic militants.

“Kamel was a key member of the Mujahedeen Islamic terror network,” the Canadian Security Intelligence Service says in court documents.

Mr. Kamel, who has Canadian citizenship, has moved back to Montreal where he is married. He turned to the Federal Court for a judicial review after his passport application was turned down.

Once again... our wonderful Charter of Trudeaupia pulls some terrorist's chestnuts outta the fire.

Saying that the rejection contravened the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms, Judge Noël has given Ottawa six months to redraft the law.

Mr. Kamel denies the allegations against him.

I'll bet he does.

Unbelievable.

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FROM THE COMMENTS:

"time to end dual citizenship and set a 4 year deadline to make up your mind"

"are you a Canadian or not?"

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Infamous dumbstick Canadian Cynic...

Launches "Operation Kick Myself in the Face."

Puerile, profane CC is directing his little band of coprophiliacs to search this blog for all references to "Wanda Watkins."

Hey... if he wants to shine even more light on the vilest thing he's ever written... I'm good with that.

Now... put on some rubber gloves... because, in fairness, I feel obligated to return the favour.

Ok... now we're even.

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RELATED: No man is an island

Never let it be said that Canadian Cynic has no friends... there are all kinds of progressive people who are proud to break bread with him...
And by the way, Scott... you seem to have lost your picture of CC... as well as the references on your blog to CC and Shoshana at that lefty luncheon.

Don't sweat it... I have copies.

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LAST WORD: I should explain...

It's not really CC's fault... he's just being a good mommy.

Apparently noted CC-lickers Ti-guy and Red Tory ran home... and "told on me".

Technorati Tags: Lane Watkins, Wanda Watkins, Canadian Cynic

Requiem for a Featherweight

There's no such thing as too many funerals...

A man of culture and learning, Red Tory worked hard in his private time to bring about the vision of Canada that he developed living in Victoria, Canada's left most city, a balanced community which boasts the three of the eight arms of a collectivist bureaucracy: a provincial capital, a University, and a repressed memory book store.

Leave your thoughts and best wishes here.

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It must have been...

The principle of the thing...

"It may have started over something as stupid as an argument over a set of keys."

"It ended in a bloodbath that left two young people dead, another suffering stab wounds and a fourth man hit with new murder accusations."

Well... she sure won't do that again, huh?

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FROM THE COMMENTS:

One of my anonymous progressive friends... after perhaps a little too much to drink... decides to parade their utter lack of comprehension...

"stupid,insipid piece of shit"

Hey, dumbo... it's a very specific commentary about the homicidal sociopath who hacked two people to death... apparently over nothing.

Are you really that dense?

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MORE FROM THE COMMENTS:

"A heads-up neo, I've been over at the "The Right is WIA" blog having a few guffaws with Ol'Red and the Cdn. Cyntie Round Table crew and now Ol' Red has a viagra hard-on that it's you posing as a sockpuppet under various nic's."

"The above "anony crappola" may increase as Ol' Red has sworn some sort of retribution upon you."

Well... I guess it was only a matter of time before all the pinko trolls got together to try wreak a little havoc.

I can't wait to see what the ugly offspring of "Red Tory" and noted feminist "Canadian Cecilia" look like.

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UPDATE: My anonymous rager above is a Galloping Beaver

If you're a fan of unintentional irony... check out the picture that accompanies the Beav's post.

"Here’s the comment I posted on the site. Wanna make a bet it never sees the light of day for more than 24 hours?"

Hey, Cheryl... I'll take that bet.

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