Couple or three kilograms...

...of medical or industrial radioactive waste... a case of dynamite... and Wall St is uninhabitable for the better part of a year...Think about it...Harvard researcher Matthew Bunn revealed that extremist groups such as ISIS are “evolving” and could be armed with nuclear weapons in the near future. The...

Apparently, very close proximity to the...

..."offender" part of the "continuum" is known to occasionally produce life-altering consequences... Voelzing was due to complete a two-year graduate program in victimology in April. • "I hope to use my skills and understanding of victims rights and needs as well as the victim-offender continuum...

"See... if anybody's gonna profit..."

"...from human misery, it might as well be us..."Afghanistan Foreign Affairs Minister Abdul Abdul Mohammed is defending the controversial $15-billion heroin trade with North America by saying eradicating it would be a futile gesture because another country would simply supply the opiate to North America...

The Trouble with Tribbles...

...and, apparently, every other life form...A 59-year-old radio DJ who claims William Shatner is his biological father is suing the Star Trek star for $170 million, according to a lawsuit filed in Florida.Meanwhile, in other "finding myself while assiduously avoiding actual work" news... (try to pick...

Wookie Rules

The federal government is taking steps to fine schools that do not comply with first lady Michelle Obama’s school lunch rules.Because it's not like the Feds have any other serious shit on their plate right at the moment. ********** UPDATE: Well, you wanted to know...Here's what Sasha and Malia Obama are getting at the Sidwell Friends School ("the Harvard of Washington's private schools at$30,000+...

Think it can't happen here?

Wishes didn't make dreams come true... in Paris and Belgium and... Where will it occur? In order for an ISIS inspired or ordered attack to take place, a local network of sympathetic followers is required for logistics support (food, shelter, transportation, comms etc). This means Montreal, Mississauga...

Your CBC in action

If they can get somebody to say it... they'll print it..."Regent Park resident and shooting victim Ceyon (C-Sick) Carrington 'always laughing,' friend says."Yup, he sure looks like a barrel of, well... laughs. Oh, wait, there's just one other small detail beneath the fold...Carrington was one of two...

Not with a bang...

...or even much of a whimper...When they are disgorged like fetal cannonballs from the warm womb of modern college life, one would hope they quickly learn the meaning of real pain and suffering. I would like nothing more than to peer out my window one day and watch all these special snowflakes melt the moment they hit the ground.But perhaps, there is a ray of hope...How ironic that one person in this...

The Selfie Brothers keep it coming...

...and coming...No wonder Justin and Hussein are bestest buddies forever. ********** A READER WRITES:"All I got for that shocking graphic is a better parody:"Funny how the so-called "Most Powerful Man in the World" never seems to be leading this particular dance. ********** CALLING SHERLOCK HOLMES: There...

I swear... there are times...

...when I almost believe that we deserve whatever it is they're dishing out...Here's one slogan that applies to all Elois: "Je Suis Imbecile"I got nuthin'. But some other folk do...Break Right! ‏@uumtierney Mar 22 @iowahawkblog @jamestaranto With all due respect, gentlemen, this isn't aimed at the...

UPDATE: Ghomeshi ruling - NOT GUILTY...

...on all charges...The judge said the first complainant's evidence seemed valuable when delivered to the prosecution, but that it "suffered irreparable damage" under cross-examination when she "was exposed as a witness willing to withhold" evidence from the prosecution, the police and the court. "It's clear that she breached her oath to tell the truth," the judge said. by Laura Fraser 10:29 AMMore...

SAFETY BREAK!!!

Nobody works... nobody gets hurt...“If I could make one change to improve our combat effectiveness in the military – it would be turning all those equal opportunity and sensitivity trainers and counselors into combat rifleman. We need more rifles. We don’t need any more sensitivity.”And...“We have hundreds of people playing the tuba and clarinet,” McSally said at a House Committee on Armed Services...

FROM THE COMMENTS:

"If you PAY them, they will come." • For all one knows, the $600 million paid for itself and then some. And, of course, a few hundred more people made a bit of coin administering, developing, and delivering the programs. Lord knows they all gave each other awards. Every agency, and every inter-agency co-ordinating agency, got a free chicken dinner out of it sometime.In other "social justice" news... Wasn't...

Hussein Obama's magic words...

...“Credible fear of persecution”...Hundreds of illegal immigrants from terror hotspots are using what critics describe as loopholes in U.S. immigration policy to try to remain in the country indefinitely. The finding that asylum seekers from turbulent Middle Eastern and African countries are now using...

Dear Prime Minister Care Bear...

...are you now prepared to admit that teaching children to snowboard is not adequate preparation to run an entire country? • 'I heard a man shout some Arabic words then an explosion.. then a second explosion, a massive explosion, much bigger. 'It was a horror. I saw at least seven people dead. There...

"Who are you gonna believe..."

"...me... or your lyin' eyes....

As the philosopher Winston C. once said...

Democracy is the worst form of government... except for all the others.[*] "Agency asks web to name its ship, realizes it may now be the owner of the $377M ‘Boaty McBoatface’."********** FROM THE COMMENTS:"I prefer Churchills 'The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with...

Your National Broadcaster

Remember... it's only worth investigating if the shooter is a cop...A young man is fighting for his life after being shot overnight near Bayview and Steeles avenues in North York.In other GTA news...Speaking with CP24, neighbours described the property as a “problem house.”A problem house... what, they don't take proper care of their hedges?Officers said there was only one deceased person found at...

I'm sure the government...

...is already crafting speeches about "Islamophobia"...POLICE and special forces troops have been told to prepare for up to 10 simultaneous terror attacks on the streets of London. ••• Army regiments outside London are also on standby to help the SAS and Metropolitan police in the event of a multiple...

You dummies... it's not the megawatts...

...it's all about sharing how fabulously virtuous you are with all your cookie-cutter baby-bust neighbours...David Miller, CEO of World Wildlife Fund-Canada says critics who measure the event's success in megawatt hours are missing the point. "Earth Hour has been part of a movement that has made a very real difference and I think this year we have to celebrate that success."And speaking of "very...

APPARENTLY THE MEDIA'S WORKING THEORY IS THAT...

...THE COPS ARE PICKING OFF SAMMY'S HOMIES... ONE BY ONE..." -- "'He was my baby. I know this will turn out like Sammy Yatim," the mother told VICE, making note that Alex was a good friend of police shooting victim Sammy Yatim, who was killed on a Toronto streetcar back in 2013." -- Listening to...

Pull his string and he'll parrot...

...some meaningless argle-bargle he learned from his Uncle Fidel...Trudeau did not specify how his government's approach to such arms sales would differ, other than to say he's committed to "openness, transparency and rigour around values the world expects."Justin better legalise dope before people actually start listening to what he's sayi...

That's just crazy talk...

...everybody knows you have to burn witches at the stake...Uttam had been blaming his sister-in-law, Dhandevi, of doing 'jadu tona' on his brother, Thakur, who died on Feb 5. He had been accusing her of tying some voodooed 'taveej' on a tree outside their house, which he believed had resulted in his brother's dea...

A cautionary tale for anyone...

...contemplating "down and dirty" trench warfare..."I took a pliers and grabbed each one as it emerged from the pipe, but they held on like grim death. Some were tangled four or five in a bundle. I was required to return the machine as clean as I'd found it, so they all had to be yanked from the cables. They fought like Japanese army holdouts in a cave."Truly, a life-changing moment... a bell that...

If only some political party...

...would push tens of thousands of devotees of a violent medieval theocracy to the head of Canada's immigration waiting list... that'd fix things...Public Safety Minister Ralph Goodale said it appears to have been an isolated incident and “there is no imminent threat to public safety.”Tell that to the...

It's a Justin world

The government is basically saying you can be arrested and convicted for something that will soon no longer be illegal, but don't worry, because you'll be granted amnesty for it later.How come waitresses wearing skirts is sexist, but a man who raps about having threesomes without using protection gets to meet the ...

In other "Religion of Peace" news...

Gunfire erupted in the aftermath of a funeral at the Calgary Muslim Cemetery near Cochrane Friday afternoon, when an altercation broke out between some of the attendees, Mounties say.And while we're on quaint cultural customs...Perhaps one of our more worldly, or even Muslim readers could explain the...

FROM THE COMMENTS:

"Rosemary's Bab...

The premier of Ontario...

"...has taken an important stand on the issue of unnamed donors paying thousands of dollars for private meetings with her and her staff..." • She’s in favour of it. •********** RELATED: Guns for Kathleen Wynne...The handguns will be carried by a number of officers stationed throughout Queen’s Park, Speaker Dave Levac said....but not for yo...

Where were you, the day Ontario...

...shot itself in the face?• A recent Fraser Institute study showed that Ontario has acquired more than half of its nearly $300 billion net debt since 2003/04. • In 2003/04, the baseline year for our analysis, Ontario’s debt burden (27.2 percent of GDP) was substantial, but ranked in the bottom half...

I'm with Samuel L. Jackson

"Get those m************ snakes off my m************ country!!!""How far north the snakes will spread into Canada — or south into cooler regions of South America — will depend on how much the world is able to cut greenhouse gas emissions, the study says."Aieeeeeeeee!!! Save us, Saint Suzu...

$55,000,000

You can't sue the sociopath who murders your child... but if some degenerate sees your bare ass..."The jurors also saw 4 1/2 minutes of video Barrett secretly recorded of Andrews nude in her hotel room on Sept. 4, 2008, while she prepared for a Thursday night Vanderbilt University football game."Remember... one man's Peeping Tom is another man's Paul Revere.Gawker founder Denton “wants people to know...

Violent, knuckle-draggin' NeoConserv...

...wait a minute... Who exactly, shows up to a protest packing bottles of urine? That whirring sound you hear is the Mahatma spinning in his gra...

Yet another Justin metaphor...

...looks cute, but it ain't gonna plow the driveway...“The only thing about it is that it’s not legal anywhere,” says Anderson.You can't plate it, insure it or even legally leave your garage... but the media goes apesh!t anyway. ********** RELATED: Ask a Libyan-CanadianThe death was raised at Monday’s...

That arrogant, xenophobic Stephen Harp...

...wait a minute...Mohamed is an unaccompanied minor fleeing a brutal war and requesting asylum in our country. Canada responded by forcing him into a small room and shutting the door. He was allowed out for less than an hour each day to play basketball alone in the snow. The CBSA is now seeking to...

Whores, skanks and bitches

Because it's 2015, right?Two candidates in Manitoba's upcoming provincial election — one member of the Liberal party and one member of the NDP — are facing criticism about the way they've spoken about women in the pa...

FROM THE COMMENTS:

"Those ponies don't buy themselv...

The Mack Daddy Chronicles

Dear Social Justice Warriors... I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that in, say... Fergus, Ontario, for example... being a "stylin' Pimp" is still a less coveted career choice than it is in, for instance, parts of metropolitan Toronto...Stereotypes...they gotta come from somewhere, right? ********** RELATED:...

Last refuge of conformist cowards...

..."We were only following orders"...Last month National Border Patrol Council President Brandon Judd testified that his agents have been told not to bother arresting illegal immigrants, meaning the migrants never get into the criminal justice system, and the administration’s numbers don’t look so bad. Mr....

Hoofbeats, Horses & Zebras... again

I'm sure this makes me "A Bad Person™"... but when I heard reports of a woman meandering through the streets of Moscow with a bloody, dripping severed head, my thoughts most decidedly did not immediately turn to Lutherans, Jehovah's Witnesses or even those hateful freaks at the Westboro Baptist Church...Chalk...

I am happy to report.that...

...absolutely no one was murdered in my rural neighbourhood over the weekend.... unfortunately not every Canadian city can say the same...TORONTO - Toronto Police are hunting two suspects after the body of a man who had been shot was discovered in a BMW. Bryan Agyei, 22, of Brampton, was pronounced...

Forget about Trump

The real question is... "Why isn't there a wall in place already?""The Mexican government has placed six states on high alert following the theft of a vehicle with radioactive material. That alert comes less than a year after Mexico had an almost identical case."Unbelievable. ********** UPDATE: The...