Showing posts with label hold my beer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hold my beer. Show all posts

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15 May 2025

DEAR MR PARTY PREMIER... I HAVEN'T HAD A FAMILY DOCTOR SINCE 2014...

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-- "The province will spend $175 million over five years as part of a new program designed to boost the number of Ontario grapes in blended wine. The government is also making changes to help support the recently liberalized alcohol marketplace, with more than $250 million over the next two years to make it more competitive – and make booze more affordable." --
He's dedicating it to his brother, I guess...
-- "The push to see a stronger cannabis industry in the province comes as the Ontario Cannabis Store, the government-run retail outlet, continues to see stagnant growth." --

23 September 2024

THEY'RE HOPING TO KEEP CASUALTIES TO A MINIMUM...

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-- "In addition to 600 police officers, the city will deploy an additional 1,500 security personnel. They will help guide visitors quickly through security checkpoints. The new measures come after the stabbing attack in Solingen on August 23 left three people dead." --

I blame McStabby Merkel

Gonna party like it's 1683...

-- "The men were opposed to Mr Uddin’s practice of Ruqyah, a form of exorcism which is regarded by some as 'black magic', said Jason Beer KC, counsel to the inquiry. Mr Beer said sometimes this involved the use of amulets known as 'taweez', which can contain written verses of the Koran and can be worn around the neck." --

06 March 2024

THEY NEED FOLKS WHO WILL STAY MORE THAN ONE SEMESTER, I GUESS

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-- "An investigation at Brown University showed that the tests were extremely good at predicting student success and so today the school announced that it is returning to them for all undergraduate applicants. Brown is now the third Ivy League school to return to the SAT in the last few months." --
The 'writing on the wall'...
-- "Dr. Sherita Golden will resign as Vice President and Chief Diversity Officer at Johns Hopkins Medicine, the institution announced on Tuesday." --

17 February 2023

02 September 2022

FROM THE COMMENTS:

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-- "Why am I thinking of the Imperial Theme from 'Star Wars?'" --
DIVIDIN' BIDEN IS AT IT AGAIN!
-- "In the highly partisan speech, Biden railed against MAGA America like there was no tomorrow — he used the words 'MAGA Republicans' 11 times in the first 12 minutes. Some of the most-used words in the speech were: violence, darkness, threat, and politics." --

QOTD:   "A terrible President and an even worse man."

And, as usual... the Bee nails it.

28 March 2022

AS LONG AS IT'S NOT JOHN WAYNE...

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-- "The raw moment sparked a debate across social media, as people wondered whether Rock and Smith had just pulled off an elaborate prank." --
FROM THE COMMENTS:
-- "WILL Smith explains... 'Love will make you do crazy things.'
Every woman who's ever been hit has heard that one." --
HERE'S A THOUGHT
-- "Would he have done it if Duane Johnson made the joke? Chris Rock is a small dude, so yeah, kind of a dick move." --
ASK A BLACK DEMOCRAT
-- "Massachusetts Democrat and far-left Representative Ayanna Pressley apparently praised Will Smith in a tweet for slapping Chris Rock at the Oscars in defense of his wife — before quickly deleting the eyebrow-raising tribute." --
Hey... CNN’s Asha Rangappa blamed Trump for the incident.

10 June 2020