There oughta be a law...

Two black gangs throw shots around Toronto's biggest shopping mall... so naturally, Prime Minister Dressup wants to take away my legal, registered firearms. Where's the public outrage?Which somehow gets transposed into...

"Investigators said there were at least three males in each party, but detailed suspect descriptions were not provided for all of them."

And...

"Police tweeted that they were seeking two men in their 20s, one of whom may be carrying a handgun."

Because, you know... racism.

FWIW, I was actually in Toronto yesterday, picking up Neophyte and doing a little shopping. I could very easily have ended up at Yorkdale Mall, but instead chose to go downtown.

I really should know better.

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RELATED: Yorkdale, Yorkdale... that sounds so familiar...

Oh, it gets better... by which I mean worse...

“He was pro-social,” Miller recalled on Monday. “He wanted to change his life. Didn’t want to continue to be involved in the criminal justice system.”

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RELATED2: Usual suspects, usual victims...

Quick... somebody call a social worker...

A man believed to be in his 20s is dead after a shooting took place at Warden Avenue and Danforth Road in the early hours of Friday. Police have now identified Alpha Conteh, of Toronto, as the city’s 71st murder victim of the year.

More social housing, please...

A 37-year-old man is now accused of killing his mother in a Regent Park apartment complex earlier this week. Matthew Kirk Maxwell, of Toronto, was arrested at the scene and charged with second-degree murder.

“#technicallythetruth”

The owner of an Ottawa restaurant is apologizing for sharing an image online that he says hindered anti-racism efforts in the city. A 2016 post on the Instagram account of the Wellington Diner contains an image of a sandwich board bearing the message “Eating two strips of bacon for breakfast reduces your chance of being a suicide bomber by 100%.”

The post also contains the message “#donttakeyourselfsoseriously.”

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RELATED: Another day, another Akbar...

A knife attacker stabbed two people at Amsterdam’s main rail station on Friday morning before being shot by police, authorities said. The man has been identified as a 19-year-old Afghan citizen.

Come for the dreamcatchers...

...stay for the penetrating cranial trauma...

"A 16-year-old youth has been charged with a highway shooting in southern Alberta that left a German tourist with a serious brain injury. RCMP say the youth, who is from Stoney Nakoda First Nation but can’t be named, is facing 14 criminal charges, including attempted murder."

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RELATED: One for the good guys...

A suspect wanted in connection with a 2016 daylight gunfight in the Lawrence Heights area has been arrested in Alberta. Toronto resident Abdullahi Abdikarim, then 20, was charged with attempted murder.

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MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH:

A man is in hospital with serious injuries after a shooting around 1 p.m. near Jane Street and St. Clair Avenue West.

Orwell was right...

...some animals are more equal than others...

A copy was sent to me, which I shared on Twitter. The scene was grotesque and seemed to be in the backyard of a home in Milton, but Police determined it was outside an under-construction mosque.

Ontario’s Agriculture ministry has launched an investigation into the slaughter, with Minister Ernie Hardeman calling the video “disgusting and gruesome.”

Halal butchery... you bring the forklift... I'll bring the vidcam.

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COMPARE & CONTRAST: BLACKHAWG DOWN...

When Tijssen was presented with a copy of MNR Inspector Graham Ridley’s log book, he was horrified to read observations as to what his children were wearing and their activities.

Ridley had recorded these while surreptitiously observing the Tijssen house, yard and garage during a six day “stake out” in a neighbour’s tree house – using night vision binoculars no less.

A six day stakeout and a TWO YEAR court case.

Obviously, rules are for infidels.

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LAST WORD: “Feminist Government”

"Imagine a government that says we should use taxpayers dollars to ensure small businesses hire immigrants over Canadian citizens. Actually, in Justin Trudeau’s Canada you don’t have to imagine that."

As usual, the real gold is...

...in the comments...

"Check out the interview with the “sex worker” at the end of the segment. I think I’d go for the doll. Did 680 news have a hard time finding a hooker in Toronto?"

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RELATED: Jazzing up the ol' neighbourhood...

"The plaza it is said to be moving in to is home to a dry cleaner and nail salon, as well as an illegal cannabis dispensary and a body rub parlour."

The genius of Justin Trudeau

All we need to do is take guns away from farmers, hunters & skeet shooters... not criminals or mental patients...

"According to Peel Regional Police, two vehicles were travelling east on Highway 403 near the Highway 401 on-ramp at around 9 p.m. when the occupants of one vehicle fired shots at a black Chrysler sedan carrying two men and a woman."

Go check out "Toronto's Most Wanted."

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RELATED: I'm from the government...

...I'm here to save you...

Divorce filings from the parents of 24-year-old David Katz of Baltimore say that as an adolescent he was twice hospitalized in psychiatric facilities and was prescribed antipsychotic and antidepressant medications.

Katz legally purchased the two handguns he carried from a gun store in Baltimore, the sheriff said.

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LAST WORD: It's all relative, isn't it...

"If this was Fred Smith, avid deer hunter & target shooter, CBC would be planning a four part Marketplace "Tools of Satan" extravaganza. They'd be following poor Freddie to the crapper."

Actually there's been only one case...

...and that moron is in jail...

Legal purchasers are filling out the required paperwork, buying a number of guns and then selling them on the illegal market, Mayor John Tory said.

Mayor Pinocchio also claims, "about half of handguns used in crimes are from domestic sources."

Let's take a closer look at that statement...

When CBC reporter Evan Dyer contacted the Canadian Firearms Program and asked for the supporting data, the RCMP replied that no such data exists.

It's simply more "fake news."

Perhaps the Mayor should expand his genius thinking to include banning heroin, crack and crystal meth inside Toronto city limits...

During a tour of the neighbourhood Janet Lambert of the Asquith-Collier Residents Association gave to the Sun, city 311 staff rolled up but said they wouldn’t be picking up any syringes from safe injection kits because the waste was located in the park.

"They are defecating, fornicating, shooting up in public,” said Lambert. “With all this lawlessness going on, we have to protect ourselves.”

Well, it's not like they can count on the Mayor.

STOP!!!

... or I'll yell stop again...

"A man has been stabbed to death in front of an anti-knife crime poster in South London as the capital’s violent crime wave rolls on."

Shooting down people from cars...

...there oughta be a law...

"Two have been injured after the city saw separate drive-by shootings late Sunday night."

No names, no descriptions... smell the journalism.

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RELATED: Farmers, hunters & skeet shoot...

...wait a minute...

Three teenagers are now facing a slew of charges after Toronto police seized a loaded firearm and drugs in the Jane and Finch area on Friday. Toronto-resident Michael Jason Brown, 19, is facing six charges in connection with the investigation. Two other male suspects, a 16-year-old and a 15-year-old, have also been charged.

Those damn scofflaw Glaswegians...

..wait a minute...

Police are now looking for Jonathan McLennan, 27,
of Toronto.

On Thursday, police released a video that showed a woman ringing a doorbell at a home in the area of High Tech Road and Silver Linden Drive near Highway 7 at 2:50 a.m. When no one answered the door, video surveillance captured a man who appears to be armed with a handgun get out of a parked vehicle and have an altercation with the woman on the porch of the home.

The video showed the man, who has short hair and was wearing a hoodie, drag the woman to his car by her hair and drive away, while threatening to kill her.

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RELATED: John Tory's "resilient" Toronto

A man is in life-threatening condition in hospital following an overnight shooting in the area of Eglinton Avenue and Brimley Road in Scarborough.

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LAST WORD: The hits just keep on coming

Family members identified the victim as 49-year-old Cecil Graham. It’s believed Graham had been living in a trailer in a parking lot in the area.

The death is Toronto’s 68th homicide of the year.

Dear Prime Minister Dressup...

What sort of new gun legislation would have stopped Shamoi Palmer from putting a bullet in Jermaine George Titus' medulla oblongata?Jermaine is lucky #66 on this years "hit parade."

Yet again, strangely enough... Black Lives Matter Toronto was unavailable for comment.

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RELATED: Back in Toronto's storied "northwest" end...Toronto Police Det. Brandon Price called it "an altercation."

The man is the city’s 67th murder victim of the year.

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LAST WORD: If you build it, they will come...

OTTAWA — The number of people seeking asylum in Canada is rising “far beyond” what the existing system can handle, according to a recent letter from Immigration Minister Ahmed Hussen. “This situation is not sustainable.”

MAXING OUT

"This is another crucial debate for the future of our country. Do we want to emphasize our ethnic and religious differences, and exploit them to buy votes, as the Liberals are doing? Or emphasize what unites us and the values that can guarantee social cohesion?"

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RELATED: "National Broadcaster" plays the race card...

"What will be the name of this new party? The Kanadian Koncervative Koalition?"

Here's some unbiased, level-headed reportage...

"Divisive Quebec MP Maxime Bernier..."

Apparently he's not just "divisive," he's also "scorching the earth."

Like Satan, I guess.

FROM THE COMMENTS:

San Fran does everybody else a service by supporting and attracting the diseased and homeless. The rest of us don't want that mess. We should give San Fran an award like 'The Bag of Crap and Needles Emmy'.

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MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH:

TORONTO - A second arrest has been made in connection with the daylight shooting of two young sisters, ages five and nine, at a Scarborough playground in June. 23-year-old Tarrick Rhoden, was taken into custody in the area of Stanhope Airport Road and North Shore Road in Algonquin Highlands on Wednesday.

And let's not forget... "a raving lunatic"

Following the death of her dog, Girls star Lena Dunham shared a collection of naked photos of herself in an Instagram video posted Wednesday... “holy shit it’s been so tiring to be a woman!” Dunham captioned the video.

I'm beginning to detect a pattern here...

"Actress Lena Dunham posted three nude photos of herself Wednesday morning to celebrate undergoing a hysterectomy nine months ago."

Publicly strips off at the drop of a hat... there's a name for that.

Your Toronto Star...

...the Sharknado of "professional" news organizations...

"Officers seized a sawed-off, lever-action .30-30 calibre shotgun from inside the suspected stolen vehicle."

Say what? Where can I get one of these "special" firearms? Let's ask the reporter who made the discovery...

"Claire Theobald is an Edmonton-based reporter who covers crime and the courts."

So... a crime reporter who doesn't know the difference between a rifle and a shotgun. Also... not sawed off... that's how this carbine comes from the factory.

You can contact Claire here.

NOTA BENE: It could've been worse, I suppose...Thankfully, no mention of a 3D printed, high capacity laser ranging bump stock. Yet.

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RELATED: No gun... no problem...

A Toronto youth was on bail for an alleged armed robbery of another teen when he allegedly fatally stabbed 15-year-old Jack Meldrum in a senseless robbery near Sherway Gardens on Saturday night.

The teen was freed on $500 bail on April 13, 2018, one day after he allegedly used a knife to steal from another teen. The alleged victim cannot be identified for legal reasons.

The judge who granted this guy bail is an accessory to murder.

Come for the souvlaki...

...stay for the sucking chest wound...

TORONTO -- One man is dead following an overnight shooting on Toronto's Danforth Ave., exactly one month after a mass shooting on the same bustling street left two people dead and 13 wounded.

Paramedics say the unidentified victim, believed to be in his 30s, was pronounced dead at the scene.

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UPDATE: Diversity is our streng...

Police say the victim – who has been identified as Toronto-resident Danny Morales, 35 – was shot in the head and was pronounced dead at the scene. Jorge Jose, 27, of Toronto has been charged with second-degree murder.

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RELATED: Double, double...

A 32-year-old man was “brazenly” shot to death while driving at 10:00 am Wednesday morning in the Weston area of the city, police say. The murder happened hours after a man was gunned down on Danforth Ave.

I understand the Homicide squad is rounding up farmers, hunters and other legal firearms owners as we speak.

If you build it...

...they will come...

By the time Cabrini-Green got torn down, it “had come to embody a nightmare vision of public housing,” or, as he told an interviewer, a fixture on the “Mount Rushmore of scariest urban places in America.”

Diversity is our streng...

...sweet baby jebus...

This is the dramatic moment a machete-wielding thug is mowed down by a rival in broad daylight - before being left for dead by his accomplices.

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RELATED: No winning for losing...

Until fairly recently the availability of global cuisines was seen as one of the few marked triumphs of multiculturalism.

BIG BRASS BALLS...

...and I don't mean Jimmy Bennett....

The New York Times reports that legal documents, which the BBC has not seen, show Asia Argento paid an underage former co-star $380,000 after the 17 year old alleged she had sexually assaulted him in a California hotel room in 2013.

A lawyer for Ms Argento declined to comment on the allegations.

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UPDATE: Blame the dead guy... that'll fix everything...

Asia Argento denies sexual assault, says payoff was Anthony Bourdain’s idea.

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RELATED: CBC plays down allegations...

The allegation against Argento is "definitely a challenge for the [#MeToo] movement, and we'll see whether it rises to the occasion," said Judith Taylor, a sociology and gender studies professor at the University of Toronto.

Meanwhile, in other "rainbows of sexuality" news...

See, this is the new sexual spectrum. Or as we people with sense prefer call it – 50 Shades Of Gay.

Remember...

...we can't declare war on criminal gangs, because... racism...

A man believed to be in his 20s has been taken to hospital following a shooting in Flemingdon Park at 10pm Monday night.

Flemingdon Parl, Flemingdon Park... that sounds so familiar.

It gets better... by which I mean worse...

Toronto endured another violent weekend as three slayings — one shooting and two stabbings — pushed the city’s homicide toll to 63 for the year.

That’s just three fewer than were recorded all of last year and nearly twice the number seen by this point in 2017.

If it only "Saves One Life"...

...will the federal Liberals move swiftly to ban all pets?Sorry, Freckles... it's for the greater good.

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RELATED: Speaking of lives saved...

HALIFAX—The pending departure of almost 60 Saudi Arabian medical residents because of a diplomatic spat will cause surgical delays over the coming months, says an official with the Nova Scotia Health Authority.

The latest chapter in the "Trudeau Tut-Tut" chronicles.

It's no big deal...

...John Tory & Justin Trudeau, two millionaires with armed bodyguards say, "Torontonians are resiliant"...

Toronto Paramedics say a man has died after he was shot inside a downtown high-rise on Adelaide Street East, west of Parliament Street, at around 2:05 a.m Sunday. Police are searching for a male suspect who was last seen wearing a black jacket, a black hoodie, a black baseball cap and black pants.

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RELATED: The Prime Minister of some Canadians...

The prime minister responded to the woman by accusing her of intolerance and racism.

FROM THE COMMENTS:

...it gets better... by which i mean worse...

Re-education camps are so yesterday, a benevolent state would simply reassign infants for the collective good. But that utopian ideal might cause a lot of bad PR and resistance at first, what with all the inevitable hysterical crying.

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RELATED: A little closer to home...

The Liberal party needs to do some house-cleaning...

Last week was not the first time Liberal MP Iqra Khalid presented activist Amin El Maoued with a certificate of appreciation. She did it previously in 2018 and also in 2017, not long after the summer rally.

Back in 2012, Palestine House lost all federal funding due to what the government called a “pattern of support for extremism.”

Just another story you won't see on the CBC.

Justin could make guns in Rexdale...

...super double illegal...

Police have identified a Toronto man killed in a drive-by shooting in Rexdale Wednesday night as 33-year-old Andre Phoenix. Phoenix had a brief interaction with the vehicle’s occupants before one of them fired a gun at him several times.

It is the second time in less than two months that someone has been murdered at the plaza. Winston Freckleton, 56, was stabbed to death shortly before 12:30 p.m. during a fight in the parking lot on June 23.

Phoenix is the 60th homicide in the city this year.

Sadly, Black Live Matters Toronto was apparently unavailable for comment.

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RELATED: Which brings us, once again...

...to more fake news from the PMO...

"Liberals are playing dishonest games with stats to crack down on legal gun owners. While the Liberal party sees gun control as a possible 'wedge' issue, StatsCan simply has no evidence to support their claims.

Bill C-71 fails to address the area where gun violence has actually risen over the past 20 years: gangs.

But, but, but... that's racist!!!!

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LAST WORD: Who's zoomin' who?

Police say they seized two handguns, ammunition, cocaine, heroin, and around $10,000 cash from a residence on Wingarden Court in Toronto. Two Toronto residents — Meshach Bonnie, 25, and Isaiah Powell, 21 — and Stevie Squires, 25, of Markham, all face a slew of drug and weapons charges.

Diversity is our streng...

...sweet baby jebus... no gun, no problem...

Four "children" stabbed in south London with one boy being ‘disembowelled.’ The crime scene – littered with bloodied clothing, trainers and medical equipment – is just a short walk from Warham Street, where 23-year-old drill rapper Sidique Kamara, also known as Incognito, was stabbed to death on August 1.

Time for Britain to melt down all those statues of Winston Churchill.

That'll fix things.

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UPDATE: Six arrested, cops plead for witnesses

Remember, "snitches get stitches," er... sliced open like a slaughterhouse hog.

I'm with Max

"Having people live among us who reject basic Western values such as freedom, equality, tolerance and openness doesn’t make us strong."

And I'm not alone...

"Fredericton shooting widow says she called Trudeau a ‘piece of shit’ during condolence call."

I'm so old, I remember when...

...eating meat wasn't an indictable offense...

A man has sparked fury in Amsterdam after eating a slab of raw meat in front of a vegan food festival, in an apparent form of protest. The man, who did not reveal his name, was filmed chewing on the meat as he was being questioned by police officers for his behaviour.

Yessirree... it's a brave new world...

Forget candy bars, Chicago is all about putting leafy greens into its vending machines.

Because, let's face it... they've solved all their other problems.

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RELATED: Celebrate the Left...

"Actress Lena Dunham posted three nude photos of herself Wednesday morning to celebrate undergoing a hysterectomy nine months ago."

Yet another problem that has solved itself.

A ridiculous monument to ego

"It serves no public purpose the way that a presidential library would. Obama’s presidential papers will not be housed there, and no scholars will be afforded the opportunity to explore the history of his presidency."

“How could a public financing proposal fly in a state that is bleeding red ink, especially when the Obamas have promised 100 percent private funding?”

Don't be Muslim, don't be Muslim...

...ALLAHDAMMIT!!!

Apparently uncomfortable in identifying the terror suspect using the common nomenclature as an ‘immigrant’, government security minister Ben Wallace instead called 29-year-old Salih Khater a “British citizen who came from another country originally.”

Hmmm... wait a minute...

Just weeks before what police are treating as an attempted terror attack, Khater was granted full British citizenship.

Gotta love the timing here.

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RELATED: Bring on the "mental health" issues...

...in three, two...

The friend described Mr Khater as a “simple man”, while some acquaintances said he was “slow” and thought he may have mental difficulties.

Because it's never about the "Religion of Peace," right?

Here's hoping the "consultations"...

...with the Junkie-Canadian community about free daily pharmaceutical grade heroin distribution prove to be similarly conciliative...

Victoria Mayor Lisa Helps says the city has no intention of getting rid of the Sir John A. Macdonald statue that was recently removed from the steps of city hall, after the Ontario government wrote asking about acquiring it.

City council voted in favour of the removal, as part of reconciliation efforts with local Indigenous communities.

Well, as long as that's what the citizens of Victoria said they... sweet baby jebus...

Mayor Helps said the larger community wasn't consulted on the removal of the statue because that conversation would have been "very narrow" and yielded "not very useful dialogue."

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MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH:

Toronto police are investigating three separate daylight shootings in the city’s west end on Tuesday.

Ah, yes... the usual suspects...

Keeron Tashmel Creary of Toronto has been charged with attempted murder, discharge firearm with intent, unauthorized possession of firearm and obstruct peace officer.

Wouldn't wanna scare off...

...all those degenerate junkies...

Two pharmaceutical companies tried to block the execution in federal court, claiming their reputations would suffer if "THE KILLING" proceeded.

Dear New York Times... you mean legally mandated execution, right?

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RELATED: Dear Big Pharma...

...I don't think you have anything to worry about...

After seven deadly overdoses within 12 days in one area of the city, investigators in Toronto are anxious to track down the source of a lethal batch of drugs containing the fentanyl or carfentanil.

What Darwin would refer to as, "thinning the herd."

They had it all planned...

...with 47 seats up for grabs in the Oct. 22 election (3 more in downtown), the NDP fancied taking control of Toronto council. They had picked their wards and had selected the equally useless and entitled (mostly trustees) who would trade up from the TDSB and grab the new seats.

How dare the premier go and ruin their craven power grab?

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BREAKING: And it's done...

A bill to cut the size of Toronto city council almost in half passed in the Ontario legislature on Tuesday afternoon.

The passing of Bill 5 comes after Premier Doug Ford announced on July 27 that his government would reduce the number of municipal wards from 47 to 25 in time for October’s election.

And while we're gloating about crybaby commies... here's the Comment of the Week...

"Not. Happy. Till. Batwoman. Wears. Flannel (and is 75lb overweight)."

I'm so old... I remember when...

...sacrificing people to your gawds was something you only saw in Sunday afternoon Tarzan movies... and as usual, the whole thing is a mystery...

"Neil Basu, the Met’s Assistant Commissioner for counter-terrorism said, 'It appears to have been a deliberate act, but what the motive was we can’t answer at the moment.'"

The western media, CBC included, seems to feel this may be some sort of anti-bollard movement...New York Times doubles down... now it's a car crash.

Try as they might, to control the narrative, news keeps slipping out...

A man who drove a car into London pedestrians outside Britain's parliament this morning was a British citizen who originally came from another country, British security minister Ben Wallace has said.

You know... like this guy.

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RELATED: Same old, same old...

"Much of the media, led by the CBC and the Toronto Star, accepted this version of the tragedy, and asserted that the mass shooting had not been a terrorist attack, while blaming a breakdown in the mental-health-care system for Hussain's actions and calling for stricter gun-control regulations."

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LAST WORD: Sweden put to the torch

"Flip," I say, sir...

...uh, wait a minute... I meant "Flop"...

First, he claimed that Canada will always stand up for human rights both publicly and privately. An abject lie, unless you change the word “always” to just this once.

Trudeau continued to meander through the questions and then proclaimed, “I don’t want to dictate to other countries what their positions should be”.

Strzok Out!

Strzok’s position in the bureau had been precarious since last summer, when Inspector General Michael E. Horowitz told Special Counsel Robert S. Mueller III that the lead agent on his team had been exchanging anti-Trump messages with an FBI lawyer, Lisa Page.

The lawyer, Lisa Page, had also been a part of Mueller’s team. She and Strzok were having an affair.

Remember... FBI stands for "fidelity, bravery and integrity."

No more Hug-A-Thug...

"We’re coming after you. We’re going to catch you and you’re going to end up in jail."

Holy crap!!!! Instead of going after farmers, hunters and other legitimate firearms owners... Premier Doug Ford is targeting actual criminals!

I guess he can start right here...

Two men are in hospital in Toronto after "over 20 shots" were fired in the area of Finch Avenue and Leslie Street around 5:00 p.m. Saturday.

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RELATED: Promised AND Delivered...

Opening day of the city’s annual Carnival, described as a “vibrant celebration” which promised to “bring Caribbean culture to the forefront” over the weekend.

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LAST WORD: The storied "northwest end" of the city...

The shooting happened inside a residential home near Mount Olive and Silverstone Drs., in the Kipling and Finch Aves. area, around noon, Const. Caroline de Kloet said.

TEH CHILDRUN IS R FUTUR

"Three children under 12, including a seven-year-old, were taken into police custody Thursday for allegedly causing more than $150,000 in damage to modular homes in Red Deer."

Due to the ages of those involved, RCMP will not provide details or updates about the "restorative justice work" or its future resolution... wait a minute, what's being restored here?

“Under the Criminal Code of Canada, children under 12 cannot be charged for criminal offences."

Translation... some poor business owner just got boned but good.

RELATED:   Red Deer, Red Deer... sounds so familiar...

"Red Deer is the fifth most dangerous place is Canada, according to the latest Maclean’s magazine report. Red Deer’s crime severity index is 207, while the national average CSI is 70.96."

Said the obscenely rich politician...

...with the armed bodyguard/chauffeur...

"I also know that our Canadian communities, including Toronto and Fredericton, are resilient."

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UPDATE: But "resilient" isn't bulletproof...

"Police Chief Leanne Fitch says the victims include Const. Robb Costello and Const. Sara Burns, 43, and two civilians -- a man and a woman -- who remain unidentified."

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UPDATE2: Killer has been identified

Fredericton Police have identified the sniper killer who took four lives as Matthew Vincent Raymond, 48. He is said to have shot his victims from a high point at random.

FOR SALE: French Assault Rifles...

..."only dropped once"...

PARIS • Rats were popping up at supermarkets, parks and nurseries when a city official convened a crisis meeting last fall to discuss ways to cull the population.

That was the first time Geoffroy Boulard, mayor of the 17th arrondissement in northwestern Paris, realized the rodents are backed by a vocal lobby.

Does anybody actually believe that every Frenchman and his grandmother fought in the resistance?

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RELATED: We'll always have Paris... right?

Yes, I AM going to violate Godwin’s Law:

The SS are banging on your door and you’re going... “Well, the Treaty of Versailles was pretty shitty...”

Shut.

Up.

Your CBC... "Erasing the Past"...

...that's the ticket...

"One of the things we heard very clearly from the Indigenous family members is that coming to city hall to do this work, and walking past John A. Macdonald every time, feels contradictory."

Yeah, sure... let's talk about "contradictory," shall we?

I know... "Let's throw another Jesuit on the barbie!"

"To prevent him from speaking more, they cut off his tongue, and both his upper and lower lips. After that, they set themselves to strip the flesh from his legs, thighs, and arms, to the very bone; and then put it to roast before his eyes, in order to eat it."

The capricious and unknowable...

..."Will of Allah"...

The young American couple had a vision of the world. The men who mowed them down in Tajikistan had a starkly different one.

In all, four people were killed: Mr. Austin, Ms. Geoghegan and cyclists from Switzerland and the Netherlands.

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RELATED: Teach your children well

Virtue-signalling millionaire trust fund heir...

...single-handedly trashes Canadian markets...

The Financial Times has reported that the Saudi central bank and state pension funds have instructed third party asset managers to sell Canadian bonds, stocks and cash. The selling is said to have begun on Tuesday.

On Wednesday, Saudi Arabia's foreign minister said there was nothing to mediate between the two countries and that Canada knew what it needed to do to "fix its big mistake."

I wonder if the budget will still "balance itself."

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COMPARE AND CONTRAST: Apparently Justin is just fine...

...with the ANC's latest "ethnic cleansing initiative"...

Even back then — this was 2011 — white farmers were being driven from their land by the blacks and fleeing to Zambia, or the UK, while senior members of the ANC demanded the spilling of Boer blood.

Will the Liberals be opening the border to 50,000 white South Africans fleeing this genocide... or are they simply not exotic enough?

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MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH:

Toronto Police have identified 37-year-old man, Noor Osman Noor wanted in connection to a stabbing in Etobicoke’s Six Points area last week. He is wanted for attempted murder, aggravated assault and assault with a weapon.

Good man with a gun...

...saves the day...

The suspect, who police have not identified, got into a fistfight with another person earlier in the day and returned to the park with a gun, police said. The bystander, who was lawfully carrying a firearm at the event, returned fire after the suspect began shooting, striking the suspect in the head.

This was a "Peace in the City" rally and back-to-school event.

Titusville, Titusville... that sounds so familiar...

The victim told police in an interview that the "tussle" began when Khallid Tazmaine Highsmith, 24, thought the victim was rapping about him as he entered the shop, according to reports.

Well, brah... there's a death penalty offense.

And then there's Chicago... which instituted a ban on handguns in 1982...

From Friday at 6 p.m. through Sunday at midnight, 66 people were shot, 12 of whom died.

Trudeau tut-tuts the World...

...part 43...

"In a statement, the Saudi Ministry of Foreign Affairs accused Canada of making “false” statements and interfering with Saudi internal affairs, and said Canadian Ambassador Dennis Horak was no longer welcome in the country."

After that $10,000,000 for Omar Khadr, maybe the Saudis are just confused about the mixed messages...**********

RELATED: People who live in glass arsenals...

...should shut the f@ck up...

"Citing the same need for privacy, the Liberal government will also not reveal the shipment in question, only referring to the product as a “military item” – and won’t disclose the specific value of the contract."

"Canada has soared in global rankings to become the second biggest arms dealer to the Middle East."

Like I said... mixed messages.

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LAST WORD: PM Dressup's "unintended consequences"...

The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia announced an order to withdraw all Saudi citizens studying in Canadian universities, numbering somewhere between 12,000 and 15,000. All scholarships for Saudi students in Canada were also suspended.

Smell the professional journalism

Maybe it was Colonel Mustard, in the conservatory, with a lead pipe...

••• Cochrane, Alberta ••• “This was a very intentional act. This was somebody who pulled up beside them, lowered the passenger-side window, pointed a firearm and discharged a shot into his head,” said Cochrane RCMP Sgt. Tom Kalis. Driving the vehicle was a Caucasian male with long, dark hair.

Wait a minute... do I smell a "minority report?"

"None of the occupants of the Durango were the intended targets of the shooting.”

Say what?

Of course, the devil is actually in the details... the details you won't hear on the CBC...

"The tourist was driving a truck near the rodeo grounds of Stoney Nakoda First Nation when he was shot, causing his vehicle to hit the ditch and strike a pole."

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UPDATE: Calling Inspector Clouseau

"COCHRANE, Alta. – A man who was arrested in an investigation into the shooting of a German tourist west of Calgary has been released without charges."

"Safe and Inclusive"...

...the glaringly obvious and well beaten path to playing in the National Hockey League...

"Ahead of the minor hockey league season, coaches have been told to carry out conversations about gender diversity issues — including gender neutral pronouns — with players and parents, in order to provide “a safe and inclusive environment,” according to a Ontario Hockey Federation directive posted on its website on Tuesday."

How did all this come about?

Of course... a "human rights" lawsuit...

"A whole new set of rules and regs tailored to
0.7 per cent of the population."

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MEANWHILE BACK IN MANITOBA:

"I'm just waiting for the Vampire-Canadian community to start demanding supplemental dental coverage and regular home deliveries of bags of blood."

Why'd the Dumb*ss F@ckin' white guy...

...cross the road? ••• Nobody knows and it's not funny...The coronation of Sarah Jeong didn't go quite as expected...**********

LAST WORD: Reaping the TwitterStorm...

"Sarah Jeong is one of the biggest hypocrites in America if she thinks she opposes the social media mob now targeting her. On occasion after occasion, she has come out in favor of social media mobbing, including the destruction of lives and careers."

Federal NDP Leader Jagmeet Singh...

...is formally asking the Prime Minister to allow cities to ban cars. This would help municipal authorities deal with the fact that many vehicle accidents are committed with legally registered automobiles... wait a minute...

Sort of ironic, since it took Jaggi 33 years to condemn the British Columbia terrorist bombers.

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RELATED: Speaking of Prime Minister Dressup...

...here's another story you won't see on the CBC...

"Critics of the government attribute the border-crossing surge to a January 2017 message from Mr. Trudeau on his official Twitter account, in which he said Canada would welcome people fleeing persecution, terror and war."

I'm lookin' at you, Faisal Hussain!

That's funny... they have no problem...

...taking a billion plus dollars in government money to shill for Canada's celebrated trust-fund Boy Emperor...You mean like Canada's National Broadcaster ignoring Justin's "Kokanee Grope" for as long as humanly possible?

We've gone way past corrosive.

Anybody remember the CBC's infamous "Heil Harper" webpage?Just another journalistic triumph for the "Cosmic Butterfly Corporation."

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RELATED: Behold the Mighty #Woke New York Times

How many social workers...

...can you hire for 44.6 million dollars...

"City of Toronto has applied to the federal government for a $32.6 million grant Tuesday, which will go toward funding programs intended to curb gun violence. This follows Tory's promise two weeks ago to allocate $12 million of the city's own budget to several initiatives to tackle gangs and gun violence."

Curb? Seriously!!!? Try telling that to Eaton Centre shooter Christopher Husbands... the beneficiary of one such pie in the sky program...

"Husbands was also supervising children at a City of Toronto-run facility from November 2011 to May 2012 while on $4,000 house arrest bail for the sexual assault."

Just something to consider the next time you sit down to pay your skyrocketing taxes.

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BREAKING: ••• "GET ME A SOCIAL WORKER, STAT!!!"

"Gunfire just east of the Don Valley Parkway near Dundas Street East has sent a male victim to hospital with non-life-threatening injuries. Emergency crews were called to the area of Kintyre Avenue and Munro Street at around 9 p.m. on Wednesday."

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SIGN OF THE TIMES:

Emergency-care nurses are gearing up to offer “active-shooter” first-aid courses to the public in Vancouver. Stop the Bleed teaches ordinary people to stop massive bleeding that would kill a victim long before first-responders arrive.

Just spitballin' here... but wouldn't a course in... how to overcome your revulsion and give mouth to mouth to an HIV-positive junkie suffocating on his own vomit... be a little more useful here?