MAKING MONKEYS OUT OF MULLAHS...

-- "It is believed that the Iranians were fired upon from the air as they tried to approach the US base of operations. There were no US deaths among the rescue team, and all the commandos and the weapons officer involved returned safely." --

And, a little closer to home...

-- "After he was arrested, Sayed Mousavi, 29, said he was going to shoot up the Sandy Police Department and stated several times that as soon as he was released, he would kill Americans, according to the Utah Department of Public Safety." --

OH CANADA... A BOATLOAD OF AI-GENERATED CRINGE...

-- "They want this picture to go hard, but all it does is project an image of a country so utterly ill prepared to defend itself that it’s reduced to sending waterlogged post-menopausal women into battle." --

INSIDE JOB...

-- "The suspect has been identified as 28-year-old Quornelius Samentrio Radford, who worked as an automated logistics Sergeant in the 2nd Brigade Combat Team, sources confirmed.   All five victims are in stable condition and are expected to survive. Three of them had to have surgery." --

Mug shot from a previous arrest here.

AND WINSTON CHURCHILL WEPT...

-- "Warrant Officer 1st Class Matt Howarth, head of the Army’s Non-Commissioned Officers Academy, told Soldier Magazine, the official publication of the British Army, the time has come for a new tactful approach." --

GOTTA KEEP DRAINING THAT SWAMP...

-- "'Let’s be blunt – the radical leftist Biden-Harris administration is trying to set our military against conservative American citizens.    A photo circulating on social media shows one slide from a presentation used to train soldiers, titled 'Terrorist Groups,' lists several groups, including National Right to Life and Operation Rescue, and 'opponents of Roe v. Wade.'   The Army responded to the news report, saying the material had not been vetted correctly." --

EMPEROR JUSTINE'S 'POST NATIONAL' DIVERSIFIED MILITARY...

-- "Ottawa-based researcher Ken Rubin said that the Canadian Forces and Department of National Defence tried to hide the reports in question. DND’s access-to-information branch informed Rubin that a 'thorough and complete search' of records was conducted and not a single document could be found." --

DEM VP NOMINEE COMPLICIT IN MINNESOTA FRAUD AND...

SERIOUSLY... DID THEY NOT VET THIS DISASTER?

-- "Representative Patti Anderson, who served as State Auditor from 2003 to 2007, said, 'Governor Walz could have stopped this long before there were 250 plus million dollars in fraudulent claims sent out to these folks. All this could have all been avoided.'” --

And, apparently, the 'Stolen Valor' issue has been around for a while. 

TIME TRAVEL WITH ME TO 2005

-- “As Command Sergeant Major I have a responsibility not only to ready my battalion for Iraq, but also to serve if called on.” --

The Bee, as usual, nails it...

-- "Whoa, deploy?" asked Walz, taken aback. "Aren't there other, less important people to do that? That's not really my thing." --

YOU DROP THE SOAP, PRIVATE... IT'S ON YOU

-- "The training slides warn soldiers that violations of Equal Opportunity (EO) policies may result in disciplinary actions under the Uniform Code of Military Justice and that EO policies 'apply to working, living, and recreational environment (on and off-post, during duty and non-duty hours).'" --

BIG BRASS BALLS

-- "Military police refused to accept a complaint against acting Chief of the Defence Staff Gen. Wayne Eyre, for failing to report sexual misconduct, says a former officer who tried to get the issue investigated. 'Police told me that Eyre doesn’t have a legal duty to report the allegations to anyone.'" --

TOP DOG IS ALWAYS OFF THE HOOK:

-- "A court martial for a senior officer requires a panel of officers with one member of that group outranking the accused. But since there is no other officer outranking the chief of the defence staff, there could never be a court martial for the CDS." --

Minister of National Defence Anita Anand was apparently not available for comment... probably busy with the laundry or preparing dinner...

AN ARMY OF... SWEET BABY JEBUS!

-- "Lt.-Gen. Trevor Cadieu, who was to take command of the Canadian Army, is now under police investigation after allegations were raised about sexual misconduct." --

OH, TRUST ME... IT GETS BETTER:

Lt. Gen. Steven Whelan, who replaced senior officer accused of sex assault is now himself under investigation for sexual misconduct." --

"I knew it! I just knew it!"...

...screams triumphant Pelosi... "Now we've got him!!!"

WASHINGTON, D.C. • An anonymous report from anonymous sources confirmed without a doubt that Trump has punched a baby directly in the face, completely unprovoked.

It gets better... by which I mean worse...

"National Public Radio (NPR) conducted an interview on Sunday comparing President Donald Trump to Italian dictator Benito Mussolini and tied the president to the kind of conspiracy theories that led to the creation of the Ku Klux Klan."

Smell the "professional" journalism

The Pentagon is blasting The New York Times for a Memorial Day weekend editorial suggesting the military celebrates white supremacism by failing to rename bases honoring Confederate figures and others officers with racism in their past.

Coming soon to a neighbourhood...

...near you...

A federal source, speaking on the condition they not be named, said there's a fear that some workers in essential services, including prison guards, will refuse to come to work for safety reasons.

Canadian Labour Congress president Hassan Yussuff said workers have the right to refuse work if they feel unsafe.

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RELATED: Sauce for the goose

"A Scarborough man, Taufiq Stanley, 23, accused of first-degree murder in the “senseless” shooting of innocent college student Samatar Farah, 24, will be seeking his freedom Tuesday, citing his susceptibility to the deadly COVID-19 pandemic."

Let's ask veterans of Easy Company...

...of the 506th Parachute Infantry what they think...

Nancy Pelosi launched the debate over the impeachment of President Donald Trump on Wednesday by comparing the Democrats’ struggle to remove him from office to the Battle of the Bulge against Nazi Germany in World War II.

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THE DESPICABLE POSTURING OF WILE E. PELOSI:

Over the course of the six-week battle, 10,733 Allied troops were dead, 42,316 wounded and 22,636 missing in action.

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LAST WORD: It's all just "bad theatre"...

The nausea meter hit the roof when Nancy Pelosi took the microphone. Wearing a funereal black dress, she stood next to a cardboard American flag and recited the Pledge of Allegiance.

The lunatic left, yet again.

Lena DumDum

Of course... she's come a long way baby.

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RELATED: The Longest Day

Lord Lovat had asked his personal piper, Bill Millin, to pipe his men ashore. Private Millin pointed out that this would be in breach of War Office regulations.

"That's the English War Office, Bill," said Lovat.

"We're Scotsmen."

More incomprehensible argle-bargle...

...from the My Little Pony fart-catcher who shat on Vice-Admiral Mark Norman...

At National Defence headquarters, The Canadian Press report has caused some confusion. Public affairs staff are trying to track down exactly what Vance might have said and at this point can’t add any more details to the brief statement.

What exactly is the deal with Jonathan Vance's "Secret Garden?"

"Canada’s Afghan war memorial was dedicated in secrecy this week, and families of the fallen weren't invited."

Gotta keep the boss happy... right?

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UPDATE: More flippety-flop from Jonathon Wince

You get to grieve when I say so...

A system of escorted visits for family members will be established, Vance said, adding several families have already expressed interest. Whether that would include members of the general public is not clear at the moment.

Let's just talk "personal pronouns"...

...and that Kardashian woman's gigantic arse...

WASHINGTON, April 30 (Reuters) - "The U.S. military has stopped tracking the amount of territory controlled or influenced by the Afghan government and militants, a U.S. watchdog said on Tuesday, one of the last remaining public metrics that tracked the worsening security situation in the war-torn country."

Who says Jihad doesn't work?

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RELATED: A little closer to home...

"The report said that to meet Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s election campaign promise to bring in 25,000 Syrian refugees by the end of 2015, changes were made to the screening process."

"The screening period was shortened to 96 hours from 30 days, for example."

Sounds like a plan.

Will Dems try to sell Biden...

...as a fighter for the common man? Seriously?

The biggest payoff for Biden during his time in the Senate came from credit card company MBNA. His craven backing for MBNA, in exchange for their cash, even earned Biden the nickname "the Senator from MBNA."

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RELATED: The free speech candidate...

"THIRD reporter just told me that a staff member physically put their body between @JoeBiden and the reporter, moments ago at this rally in Des Moines," he wrote. "This third reporter just told me that the @JoeBiden staffer blocked his camera shot by putting up her hands."

Well, well, well, if it isn't the...

...consequences of my own actions...

Wikileaks co-founder Julian Assange has been arrested at the Ecuadorian embassy in London. At Westminster Magistrates' Court on Thursday he was found guilty of failing to surrender to the court.

He now faces US federal conspiracy charges related to one of the largest ever leaks of government secrets.

From the folks who brought you...

...female genital mutilation AND cousin marriage...

HURT OUR TREES AND RISK NUCLEAR EXCHANGE!!!

Pakistan plans to lodge a complaint against India at the United Nations, accusing it of “eco-terrorism” over air strikes that damaged pine trees and brought the nuclear-armed nations to blows, a government minister said on Friday.

Two Reuters reporters who visited the site of the bombings said up to 15 pine trees had been brought down by the blasts.

You think I'm exaggerating the risk here?

Think again...

Operational deployment of Pakistani nuclear weapons during military standoffs is likely to include only rudimentary protections against inadvertent or unauthorised nuclear release.

Now, there's a bunch of words you don't want to see in the same sentence.

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RELATED: Remember who you're dealing with here...

Pakistan's top civilian and military leadership knew about Al Qaeda chief Osama bin Laden's presence in the country much before the US Navy SEALs killed him in a raid in 2011, the then defence minister of Pakistan has claimed.

Mr Mukhtar's admissions come on the heels of investigative reporter Seymour Hersh's claim that a Pakistani agent had leaked to the US Osama's Abbottabad hideout address.

Pakistan is no friend of the west... forget that fact at your peril.