OLIVIA SAID THERE WOULD BE SOCIAL WORKERS...

-- "A man in his 60s is in the hospital after being stabbed in Scarborough Sunday evening. No suspect information has been released." --

YOUR DAILY GTA MAYHEM...

-- "Toronto Police say a man in his 20s was taken to hospital after a stabbing at Withrow Park early Saturday morning.   Four male suspects fled the area before they arrived." --

And...

-- "A man is in life-threatening condition after a shooting at Cross Avenue and Trafalgar Road in Oakville, Halton Police say." --

Finally...

-- "Toronto Police have arrested 36-year-old Emery McNichols in connection with an assault and mischief under $5,000 investigation in East York." --

I'M GUESSING IT WASN'T THE KKK... AND I WAS RIGHT...

-- "Toronto Police say they will hold a news conference at 2pm on Wednesday to announce arrests in a mass shooting at the Piper Arms Pub in Scarborough that left 12 people injured." --

UPDATE: The usual, well... you know...

-- "Toronto Police say they’ve arrested Prayer Osakpemwehuan, 21, Robert Gidisu, 21, Daykwon Joseph, 20, Sheldon Gordon, 19, Juevar Griffith, 19, Kayjean Morrison, 22, Nicoy Brooks, 19, and Joshua Clarke-Richards, 19." --

Remember, Justin Trudeau's solution was to take legal, registered firearms away from law-abiding citizens... how's that working out for you?

OLIVIA SAID THERE WOULD BE SOCIAL WORKERS...

-- "One woman suffered life-threatening injuries after a stabbing near Danforth and Greenwood avenues in the city’s east end on Wednesday night. No information has been released on possible suspects." --

NO WORD YET ON WHICH SKEET CLUB THEY BELONGED TO...

A 16-year-old boy is in hospital with life-threatening injuries following a shooting near Humber College on Friday night. No further details of the shooting have been shared by Toronto Police." --

But wait... there's more...

-- "Toronto Police say they were called to the area of Kingston Road and St. Clair Avenue East after a shooting in Scarborough on Saturday morning. TPS could not provide any suspect description at this time." --