"You know what I want," he said...

"I want this to be a seasonal job. Go plow snow in the winter and fight ISIS in the summe...

I've said it before...

...the Conservatives should lease a bus and send Justin on a cross-country tour...“And I’ll give you the quote so that you guys can jot it down and put it in an attack ad somewhere that the Liberal party believes that terrorists should get to keep their Canadian citizenship. Because I do. And I’m willing to take on anyone who disagrees with that.”Frankly, I'm a little surprised that the Liberals haven't...

Another story you won't see on CBC...

...or any other Canadian news outlet..."And now for today’s least shocking statistic: Just four in 10 Americans say they have a 'great deal' or a 'fair amount' of trust in the media to report the news fairly and accurately, according to new data from Gallup. That matches historic lows the media also “achieved” in 2012 and 2014."I stopped watching the so-called television "news" a year ago and I'm...

Tommy Hijabfiger moves any further left...

...he'll be living in a cave in Tora-Bora...“This is a political game being played on the backs of all Canadians who have different origins than old-stock Canadians and I am going to stand up against it.”Sorry, Tommy... this isn't about "origins" at all. There are plenty of law-abiding immigrants in this country. Far from affecting groups of people, Bill C24 might apply to 30 of Canada's 32 million...

Hillary 30,000 - Bill 2

You lie this much... you think you'd be better at it..."She used a personal email server, she said, because her husband, former President Bill Clinton, had set it up in their house after leaving office."So what does Monica Lewinsky's old boyfriend have to say?The former president, who does regularly use Twitter, has sent a grand total of two emails during his entire life, both as president, says Matt...

Canadian Journalism 101

If you have really pretty graphics, who cares if the stupid words are spilled prauperly? And don't worry... if you fail J-School, you can always get a Bachelor of Sexual Diversity. ********** FROM THE COMMENTS: They corrected "clinced" but missed "leag...

Back in the seventies...

...the Bell Manufacturing Company used to say... "If you've got a ten dollar head, wear a ten dollar helmet." You don't actually have to kiss asphalt at highway speed to appreciate the wisdom of that slogan. Similarly, you can vote for Justin Trudeau... if you want Zakaria Amara to remain in Canada....

The wisdom of Justin Trudeau

Because what Canada really needs right now is more elderly, non-English speaking immigrants.This fits in perfectly with Justin's five year plan to spend his way out of recession. And it doesn't end here. In yet another sop to immigrant communities...Trudeau said a Liberal government would also repeal...

Of course, his name's not Duffy...

...and he's not a Conservative... so look for this story to disappear after today's news cycle...Olivier recorded his telephone conversations with Lougheed, whom he describes as "a Liberal king maker" and with Wynne's deputy chief of staff, Pat Sorbara, in which he said he was asked if he wanted a job or an appointment. Gerry Lougheed, a prominent Sudbury Liberal, has been charged with one count...

In the Silence of the Lambs...

...Hannibal Lector collected "church collapses."The crush happened at Mina, which is the location for a key ritual - symbolically stoning the devil by throwing pebbles against three pillars.Apparently, the Devil decided to fight back."People were chanting Allah's name while others were crying, including...

When that first nail bomb explodes...

...on the subway platform at Yonge & Bloor, remember which federal party leaders were in favour of unrestricted mass immigration of demonstrably false "refugees"...Hint: it's the same two guys who lobbied for the return of Omar Khadr."The refugees report that a forged Syrian passport can be bought...

Upscale restaurant, downtown Toronto...

...obviously, I blame Mike Harris. Not your typical Jane & Finch "spray & pray"... in editorial suites across Toronto, you can hear the hopeful whispers... "don't be black, don't be black"... CP24:"Detailed information on potential suspects has not yet been released but investigators say they are working on releasing surveillance camera images captured from inside the restaurant."Toronto...

Do you believe in Magic?

How about Bigorexia? Bruce Jenner used surgery and chemicals to turn himself into a facsimile of a woman. He based his decision not on any measurable scientific metric... but a (and let's give him the benefit of the doubt) sincere belief that he is not actually a man. He has since been lauded by some as "courageous" and held up as a heroic figure. It is THIS PERCEPTION, THIS BELIEF, that drives...

So I'm guessing Plan B...

...is a class action lawsuit against the people who sell such a dangerous, unstable product...Too many malcontents... not enough adult supervision. ********** RELATED: Burn Unit, my pale privileged ass... ...a little sweat lodge, some healing herbs and he'll be as good as n...

I guess it's just a cultural thing...

...like wearing special clothing or whacking off hands for petty thievery...Rampant sexual abuse of children has long been a problem in Afghanistan, particularly among armed commanders who dominate much of the rural landscape and can bully the population. The practice is called bacha bazi, literally “boy play,” and American soldiers and Marines have been instructed not to intervene — in some cases,...

I'm a little surprised Obama couldn't find...

...a black wheelchair-bound transsexual who had recently converted to Islam. This man seems to be eminently qualified for the job. Too bad the mindless media narrative will be forever focussed on what he does with his pen...

Brave New World

Come for the history... stay for the drippy, burning genitals... "There were almost 35,000 cases of gonorrhoea reported in England last year - it is the second most common bacterial sexually transmitted infection in the UK after chlamydia. The majority of cases affect people under the age of 25."From...

I don't know how she missed...

...the roundup, barcoding and forced exile of homo & transsexual individuals to that gulag on Baffin Island...In the October issue of Harper's Magazine Heather Mallick​ ​examines the career of Stephen Harper, who some have called, “a replicant of the Blade Runner variety.” The evidence is certainly...

What refugee crisis?

"Religion of, well... Not In My Backyard." If their neighbours, who have commonality of language, religion & social cusoms, aren't extending a helping hand... shouldn't that raise a few red flags? ********** RELATED: Ask a British A...

You pull the handle on October 19th...

...you're choosing what sort of society you want to live in...I myself, look forward to hordes of kilted, blue painted, half naked wannabe Celts rediscovering their heritage at the next round of Canadian citizenship ceremonies. ********** CULTURAL ENLIGHTENMENT BONUS: It's not me, honey... it's God. ********** CULTURAL...

"From the heart outwards"

Remember how Justin was gonna deal with that horrible budget deficit by ramping up spending? Well, here's some good news...Ottawa posted a $1.9-billion surplus, bringing the books back into the black a year earlier than expected. A shortfall of $2 billion had been forecast.Well, no matter... turns out Justin has exactly the same plan for a budget surplus. I guess that explains his belief that "the...

Well, folks... that's politics

Theoretically, for about 10 thousand dollars (and probably a lot less in places), you could hijack just about any riding in Canada. And if you can't buy a seat at the table, maybe you can just take it. Ahhhhh, man... F#ck it all, let's get hi...

Would Tommy Trotsky forgive & forget...

...if his Director of Communications had told the Grand Mufti of Saudi Arabia to go f#ck himself? I suspect not. Apparently crapping on Catholicism is no biggie at Dipper HQ. Said Mr Mulcair... "He's made a mistake and he has apologized for it. For me, that's enough."Here's a thought... if Tommy...

Well, he should know...

“A large percentage of small businesses are actually just ways for wealthier Canadians to save on their taxes,” he said. “We want to reward the people who are actually creating jobs, and contributing in concrete ways. So there’s a little tweaking to do around that.”Was it some other Justin Trudeau who...

Journalism 101

Let's just call it "enhancing the coverage"... In videos and images posted online by multiple videographers and photojournalists, Laszlo can be seen making sideways karate-style kicks into the knees of two people • a young man and a pony-tailed teenage girl • as they ran past her. Both stumbled but...

It worked for Teddy Kennedy...

...and cigar-wielding Slick Willy...She's been denying culpability for six months. Hillary yet again insists on national TV she did nothing wrong... THEN offers up regrets in the same breath. You've got to love the timing on this not quite an apology..."Clinton Senate Leadership PAC staffer Brian...

#spawnofpierre

When the lapdog media says ANYTHING unflattering about its favourite MILLIONAIRE MANCHILD, you know he's really crossed a line - “There’s obviously a need for Canada to do more,” said Trudeau, adding he wants to find a way “to not make this as political as it has become.”...okay, wait for it..."His...

Canuckistan Journalism 101

Like everybody else, I'm sick and tired of the blatantly false propaganda that gets passed off these days as "news." Lie #1 - Syrian citizens, Turkish beach, dangerous illegal infiltration... let's blame Stephen Harper.The aunt of the Syrian boy whose body washed up on a Turkish beach and caused worldwide...

Like a fish needs a bicycle...

...or maybe a psychiatrist and a satchel full of lithium... Dworkin Revolutionary Army declares readiness to to die on Muppet Mountain. "We thought realistic Barbie was a victory, but now we have skinny Pam on Archer & Denise the younger hotter pig on the Muppets." — Scamille (@scamille_crosby)...

I'm guessing that...

...Queers Against Israeli Apartheid were not available for comment...

Donald Trump's not so secret weapon

It's obvious, isn't it? Trump isn't that slick, slimy relentlessly rehearsed "Machine Politics," or that selective, uber-socialist "Big Journo". What it boils down to is this..."You lie to us every day and we hate you for it." Donald Trump says politically incorrect things we're all afraid to talk about these days. It's not carefully calculated sound bites run past multiple focus groups and filtered...