COME FOR THE HUMMUS... STAY FOR THE HUMAN REMAINS...

-- "Toronto Police Service spokesperson Stephanie Miceli said human remains were found at Ellesmere and Markham roads in Scarborough Sunday afternoon." --

JUST YOUR TYPICAL 'POST-NATIONAL' TORONTO MAN...

-- "'TORONTO MAN' Anthony Christopher David McLaughlin, 36, has been charged with assault causing bodily harm and assault with a weapon in connection with the unprovoked stabbing of a TTC employee on Friday." --

Can we all agree that ol' artsy Anthony needs to be sat in a cage with the door welded shut... rather than being allowed to wander the 'field of folk?'

THOSE GOSH-DARNED UNDOCUMENTED FIREARMS OWNERS...

-- "One person has been shot outside an apartment building at Lawrence Avenue and Galloway Road in Scarborough, police say. Paramedics transported him to the hospital with serious, life-threatening injuries.  No suspect information has been released. " --

Google "Galloway Boys"... I double dawg dare ya. 

And we're not done yet...

-- "Toronto Police are searching for suspects following a shooting at Islington and Bergamot avenues in Etobicoke. Suspects were last seen wearing hoodies and ski masks." --

And...

  --  "Toronto Police are investigating after two men were stabbed in the Kensington Market neighbourhood."  --

THE SILENCE OF THE BLMs... TORONTO EDITION...

-- "Toronto Police have released images of a suspect wanted in the unprovoked stabbing of a TTC electrical worker downtown on Friday morning. The worker was alone on the sidewalk near Bloor and Yonge Streets around 8 a.m. when he was attacked from behind by an unknown man." --

UPDATE... They've identified him

LET THE PEASANTS EAT 'PRETEND' VACCINES...

Mr Macron, a former partner at Rothschild & Cie merchant bank, has been nicknamed the 'President of the Rich', and 'Jupiter', after the Roman god of gods. He is frequently criticised for being arrogant and out of touch with ordinary French people.

Well... they are 'our betters' after all...

-- "Prime Minister Mark Carney and his entourage spent $159,800 on airplane food during a single trip while dining on 'chicken chasseur, Chilean sea bass' and 'death by chocolate.'" --

SEEMS BLACK LIVES MATTER RICHMOND WAS UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT...

-- "Five people were shot and wounded, one critically, outside of residence halls at Virginia State University early Saturday, prompting a campus lockdown.  No arrests were announced, and the university earlier reported 'multiple suspects'" --

Police and university officials have not identified any of the victims.

Nota bene...

--   "Virginia State University is a historically Black university located in Ettrick, about 24 miles south of the state capital of Richmond.   It was the first fully state-supported four-year college for Black Americans." --

Is math racist?

-- "Homicide has been the leading cause of death for Black men ages 15 to 44 for more than half a century." --

UPDATE: The usual, well... you know...

  --  "Camron Harris, 19, of Henrico, Virginia has been arrested in connection with the shooting."  --  

IN SCARBOROUGH, THEY CALL THAT FRIDAY...

-- "One person has been arrested after shots were fired on Gilder Drive near Midland and Eglinton avenues in Scarborough on Friday night.   Suspects were reportedly shooting at each other before fleeing in different directions." --

THE ROMAINIAN INVASION... IT''S PAST TIME TO DEAL WITH IT...

-- "Razvan Zenic, 41, and Vasile Stoean, 52, both from Romania are facing more than three dozen charges after allegedly tampering with ATMs with cash-trapping devices in York Region." --

BUT, BUT, BUT... MAYOR OLIVIA SAID THERE WOULD BE 'SOCIAL WORKERS'...

-- "Police are searching for a man who allegedly followed a female into a washroom in a restaurant at Queen Street and Jameson Avenue in Toronto’s west end and sexually assaulted her." --

And...

-- "Halton Police say they have identified more incidents involving 36-year-old Dishanth Srideva who is accused of recording women changing inside fitting rooms at Winners at 2460 Winston Churchill Blvd." --

WHAT DO YOU REALLY KNOW ABOUT YOUR NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR?

-- "Niagara Police Homicide detectives say they have now identified the remains of Brenda Marie Leblanc found during the demolition of a house in Niagara Falls, Ont., in 2023. Leblanc, who was last seen in the mid-1990s, lived in Niagara Falls and St. Catharines and was originally from New Brunswick." --

Better late than never...

-- "Texas mom Maria Narez, now 48, accused of killing her 3-year-old daughter by throwing her against a wall has been busted in Mexico after nearly 30 years on the run." --

MEANWHILE... IN OTHER DIVERSITY/STRENGTH NEWS...

-- "According to a report from the local El Pueblo de Ceuta newspaper, the University Hospital of Ceuta treated at least five girls under the age of 14 years old after they were raped." --

Meanwhile... back at the ranch...

-- "Toronto man has Premarine Persaud, 34, has been charged after assaulting a Toronto Police Parking Enforcement Officer in North York on Sunday." --

SEEMS OUR PROFESSIONAL, PREPAID JOURNALISTS ARE AT IT AGAIN...

-- "Toronto Police are investigating what they believe was a targeted shooting outside a townhouse complex on Danzig Street in Scarborough early Tuesday morning." --

When you don't want to say 'Community Housing'...

  --  "A wild shootout in a crowd of 200 people – a crowd that included small children – remains one of the worst nights of gun violence Toronto has ever seen at a housing complex near Morningside Avenue and Danzig Street on July 16, 2012."  --  

Almost 15 years later, Danzig is still Gangbanger Central. 

Once again... no gun... no problem...

-- "Police have not released details on what led to the stabbing, whether a suspect is in custody, or if the victims are known to each other. No information on the exact ages of the teens has been confirmed." --

NO WONDER THAT LYING F@CK BEGGED PRESIDENT GRANDAD FOR A PARDON...

-- "'Since many people have significant cytokines storm and fever after the 2nd dose, this theoretically could be associated with miscarriage in the 1st trimester,' added the then-National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases Director." --

I GUESS IF YOU REFUSE TO SAY IT... IT CAN'T BE HAPPENING...

-- “Asheville Police Chief Jackie Stepp declined to classify the violence as gang-related, when reporters pressed her about whether the people involved belonged to rival gangs or families. ‘These are two groups of individuals. The groups had ties because the people involved knew one another and had committed ‘ongoing retaliatory acts’ against each other.’” --

Sorry, Chief... if you're not measuring, you're not managing. 

IF IT ONLY SAVES ONE LIFE...

  --  "The operation has led to the arrests of 35 homicide suspects and more than 100 known gang members, along with more than 3,200 narcotics arrests, nearly 2,000 illegal guns seized, and 25 missing children located and returned home."  --  

SO... OUT ON BAIL AND YOU STILL CAN'T STOP CHOKING PEOPLE?

-- "Toronto Police are searching for a 26-year-old Muhammad Yasin accused of assault by choking, two counts of assault, and two counts of failure to comply with a release order." --

And then, there's this freak...

  --  "Devon Plooard, 21, of Toronto is wanted after sexually assaulting a woman and recording it.   Plooard also pulled out a firearm and pointed it at the victim, police allege."  --  

WHEN A FIRST WORLD COUNTRY LIKE DENMARK STARTS TO CRUMBLE...

-- "Several people were wounded on Sunday in a shooting in Holbaek, about 70 kilometres west of Copenhagen.   Police said in a statement they believed that the incident was linked to a 'settling of scores' within criminal networks.   It is initially unclear how many people had been injured or how severe the injuries were." --

I dunno... I miss civilisation.

WHAT THEY LACK IN INTELLECT, THEY MAKE UP FOR IN SHEER THUGGERY...

-- "Duane 'Keffe D' Davis the gangbanger who allegedly ordered the murder of Tupac Shakur undermined his own defense in a braggadocious phone call to his mistress." --

THIS JUST DIDN'T HAPPEN IN 'PRE-THIRD WORLD' CANADA...

-- "Hamilton Police officers say a 21-year-old man has died in a hospital after he was stabbed and found by a taxi driver early Sunday. The victim was involved in an altercation Saturday evening near Paradise Road North and King Street West less than a kilometre away from where he was found." --

UPDATE: Hamilton turns to innovative self-service policing model...

-- "Det. Staff Sgt. Lisa Chambers announced… ‘Those people know that they were involved,’ encouraging them to ‘do the right thing and to turn themselves in.’" --

Living in a world of make-believe...

-- "'We’ve upped the security, but not because we think there is a concern … we’re just going to go the extra mile, so it’s very safe to come here,' said Howard Litchman, a spokesperson for the festival." --

WHEN YOU REALLY, REALLY DON'T WANT TO SAY 'JANE & FINCH'...

-- "One person was seriously injured after two groups ALLEGEDLY exchanged gunfire near Jane Street and Shoreham Drive in North York late Friday night. The investigation remains ongoing." --

Say, Jermaine... what gosh-darned 'groups' are you referring to?   And 'exchanging' gunfire? Is that anything like shooting at each other? Or are they just gifting each other some bullets?

Smell that 'professional' journalism.

HE'S SIMPLY AN INSPIRATION TO SENIORS EVERYWHERE...

-- "Toronto Police have arrested 78-year-old Jian Liu in connection with an aggravated assault with a weapon that took place at Queen Street and Pape Avenue in Leslieville late last month." --

And then there's this guy.