-- "After seeing the results from Tennessee's all-female execution team, Death Row inmates all across the United States have reportedly called up their lawyers to demand that they too could get lady executioners." --
PUSLINCH TOWNSHIP - -- "Police have arrested Lavontae Bowleg, 20, Keillo Waisome, 19, and an 18-year-old in relation to a 2025 home invasion shooting in Puslinch that left one person with injuries. A publication ban has been issued and as a result, the OPP will not be able to release further information." --
Yet again... the guys with the way-cool names.
-- "Toronto police have arrested 23-year-old Kayaan Jiwan in connection with a child luring investigation where explicit images were exchanged with a 15-year-old girl earlier this year." --And what about those 'Oshawa' men?
-- "Oshawa man Christos Charalambous has been charged after police say an elderly woman lost more than $400,000 in an fraud scheme." --And there's this.
-- "The Headteacher in Marseille’s Victor Hugo high school was doused in petrol and fires were started in two schools, as violent student protests rage in France. More than 600 people have been arrested in the widespread violence. Student unions have called on young people to continue the country-wide protests, which has reportedly affected more than 350 schools in France." --It gets better... by which I mean worse...
-- "Tear gas filled streets in Strasbourg, protesters fired fireworks toward police lines in Marseille, and garbage bins were set ablaze in Rennes, while clashes also broke out in Paris. Authorities said some 2,000 people had been arrested since the protests began." --
-- "Prison gates across England and Wales had a party atmosphere on Thursday morning, with some convicts calling out thanks to Prime Minister Andy Burnham for having slashed their sentences." --
-- "Nakeem Jamar Johnson, 36, wanted for attempted murder, conspiracy to commit murder, along with multiple weapon and drug charges, was arrested in Cross Lake, a 'northern community' in Manitoba." --Define 'northern community'...
-- "There are individuals of non-aborginal origin, as well as a number of Metis residing on-reserve. The majority of the population is treaty status." ---- "Those gosh-darned 'Manitoba' men...
A Manitoba man accused of killing his three young children, their mother and a teenage relative has parted ways with his lawyers for the second time this year." --
-- "Toronto Police said when the victim opened the door to grab the package, they were rushed by three suspects, who forced their way into the unit. The suspects ransacked the apartment before fleeing with several luxury items." --But, wait there's more...
-- "Toronto Police are investigating after a vehicle damaged by gunfire was abandoned following a collision in Etobicoke early Thursday morning." --And more...
-- :A man was found suffering from a gunshot wound inside a home in Etobicoke early Thursday morning." --
-- "Christa Pike, Tennessee’s first woman to be executed in over 200 years is still alive after receiving two doses of a lethal injection — as her attorneys race to file an emergency stay." --AND THE POLS ARE PANICKING...
-- "Tennessee Gov. Bill Lee is pausing all executions this year after Christa Pike survived two deadly doses of pentobarbital." --And before you get all weepy...
-- "Pike was on death row for luring a romantic rival into a wooded area and torturing her with a box cutter – carving a pentagram into her chest – before smashing her head with a piece of asphalt, claiming a piece of the victim’s skull as a souvenir." --You think I'm kidding about Canada?
-- "Roshvin Crofton of Ajax is facing nearly a dozen charges in connection with an arson that damaged multiple homes last month." --
And it's not Roshvin's first rodeo.
Oops... here comes another one.
-- "One in 10 aboriginal children now lands in foster care, compared to one in 200 for non-aboriginal children, the AFN said. There are currently three times as many children in foster care as there were in residential schools." --
-- "Disturbing video shows a Hamas fighter using a young child as a human shield to transfer weapons into a civilian home in Gaza during Israeli operations in the territory. The aerial footage, taken from an Israeli drone, was shared by the Israel Defense Forces to show the twisted methods the Palestinian terror group is using to prevent Israeli air strikes." --Meanwhile... back in Chuckie Buggerlugs Commonwealth.
-- "Emonnie Branch, 51, the suspect in the fatal shooting of Kentucky State Police Trooper Hayden Phillips was arrested Monday afternoon in Louisville. Phillips, 30, is survived by his wife, their three children and his parents." --
-- "Durham Regional Police are searching for 23-year-old Yaseen Waggan, of Ajax. after a Tesla SUV struck two officers during an investigation in Oshawa. Waggan was under conditions prohibiting him from driving and requiring him to remain at his residence overnight. Officers also found a replica firearm and drugs inside that vehicle." --And there's this.
-- "Satinderjeet Singh, 32, also known as Goldy Brar, was added to the FBI's Ten Most Wanted Fugitives list on September 28, 2026, with a reward of up to US $1 million offered for information leading to his arrest. Brar was charged back in July for the 2023 assassination of Sikh activist Hardeep Singh Nijjar in Surrey, B.C." --Nota bene... Brar came to Canada in 2017 via Canada's student visa program.
-- "A senior member of Congo’s ruling party was beaten to death on Sunday in Butembo, North Kivu province after taking part in a radio programme to raise awareness about the Ebola outbreak. The attackers beat him, looted his belongings and set his house on fire." --Nota bene...
-- "The incident is the latest in a series of attacks on Ebola response teams, underscoring persistent mistrust among the population. The mayor of Butembo did not immediately respond to a request for comment." --Nota bene... what's up with all the murdering stuff?
-- "Authorities in Congo restricted funeral wakes and banned gatherings of more than 50 people to control a fast-moving Ebola outbreak." --
-- "'I am very aware of the levels of speculation about the motivation behind this incident, and the geopolitical questions that are being raised. However, I ask that at this time, Counter Terrorism Policing are given the space to work carefully and clearly,' says Deputy Assistant Commissioner Vicki Evans." --
UPDATE: We don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, right?
-- "The five were initially detained under the Explosives Act and on suspicion of preparing a terrorist act. Head of Counter Terrorism Policing Assistant Commissioner Laurence Taylor confirmed their release on bail." --
Authorities have not formally linked the suspects to a foreign state or confirmed a specific motive.
Join the discussion...
-- "Lmao. What even is this country anymore? Throw a plastic bottle at police? Two years in prison! Suspected terrorist? Awww poor baby, bail for you." --
-- "Toronto Police are investigating a shooting after a man walked into a hospital with a gunshot wound early Monday morning. It is unclear where the shooting took place and investigators have not released any information on possible suspects." --
Why is refusing to talk to the police not relevant to the reporting?
And there's this...
-- "Toronto Police are investigating after the victim of a stabbing was found lying on the road in Scarborough." --
-- "Mass shootings in Johannesburg and Cape Town, the nation’s largest cities, is the latest horrifying violence in the Rainbow Nation, which has one of the highest murder rates in the world. The two mass shootings come less than a week after an attack on a house party, killing 11 people including a pregnant woman." --
Roughly 60 people are killed every day in South Africa, a country of 62 million people.
Detroit 'home business' working hard to catch up...
-- "'This was an after-hours location,' Detroit Police Chief Todd Bettison said of the shooting scene. 'Imagine a strip club. … I'll leave it at that.'" --And there's this.
-- "Raghavendra Kumar said his mother, who does not speak English well, initially believed the woman who approached her was a neighbour. In an attempt to gain trust, he says the woman bent down and touched his mother’s feet before hugging her. 'For about 10 seconds, she was completely believing and trusting of that female,' Kumar said." --COUNT YOUR LUCKY STARS, BRO...
-- -- "During the first half of 2026, Brampton recorded 67 shootings, nearly doubling Mississauga's 36 incidents." --Maybe festooning an octogenarian granny with 20k in jewelry and sending her out to play is a risky proposition.
-- "Nassim Eronn, 34, previously called 'a ruthless criminal with absolutely no sense of morality' by Judge Harvey Brownstone is accused of stealing and defrauding patients and staff at numerous hospitals in Southern Ontario. The Judge also questioned how Eronn was hired by the VON when she had a number of fraud-related convictions and was on probation." --
