IN 'POST NATIONAL' SCARBERIA, THEY CALL THAT 'WEDNESDAY'

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW...

-- "Toronto police are investigating after a man was shot near Kingston Road and Morningside Avenue in Scarborough on this evening around 7:15 p.m.  Ttwo Black male suspects believed to be 25 years old, were seen fleeing the area. " --

It's a colourful place...

-- "Police said other women in the Lawrence-Starspray Blvd. area were approached at about the same time by a man, who ran toward them and attempted to engage them in conversation." --

MEANWHILE BACK IN JUSTIN'S BACKYARD...

-- "Ontario Provincial Police say 21-year-old Zacharie Robert Lamoureux from Ottawa has been charged with two counts of first-degree murder in the deaths of two 16-year-old boys and the attempted murder of a third teen over the Victoria Day long weekend." --

RESISTANCE IS NOT FUTILE

-- "The retail giant's losses over the past couple of weeks have swelled to over $12.4 billion as backlash grows over its decision to sell Pride merchandise to children." --

The Bee jumps into the fray.

'YUTES'

-- "A teenage boy or possibly a young man with dreads, seen in the video wearing runners, blue jeans, a black t-shirt with a blue image, a gray hoodie, and blue runners, carrying a camouflage-print backpack, appears to be smiling while lighting what looks like a blue and yellow firework with a lighter inside a packed bus." --

NOT AN ISOLATED INCIDENT...

-- "A TTC source tells the Toronto Sun there were calls in to 'transit control' last week saying kids were shooting off fireworks on the 116 Morningside bus two days in a row at 3:30 p.m. off the Guildwood Parkway and Kingston Road." --

NO GUN... NO PROBLEM...

One person has been injured after being stabbed in The Beaches on Tuesday evening.

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YADDA, YADDA, YADDA...

-- "Sasikaran Thanapalasingam has been found guilty of first-degree murder for killing his estranged wife Tharshika Jeganathan with a machete in September 2019 in Scarborough." --

JUSTIN'S 'POST NATIONAL' STATE...

-- "Leung Ngai, 59, Yuan Yuan Zhang, 39, Yu-Hobley Lan, 63, Kwai Lin Tso, 55 and Eamonn Handrahan, 71 have been charged in connection with year-long human trafficking investigation in Mississauga that police say involved 13 victims who 'came to Canada for a better life' but were instead coerced into working in the sex trade." --

SAY, HONEY... DID YOU REMEMBER TO BRING IN THE DOG?

-- "The Town of Manlius Police Department has arrested Eman Hussan, 18, of Syracuse, a 16 and 17-year-old juvenile from Syracuse in connection with the killing of Faye, the female swan from the Manlius Swan Pond and the stealing of the four cygnets." --

Oh... it gets better...

-- "A source familiar with the investigation into Faye's death confirms she was stolen by a 16-year-o and then eaten on Memorial Day by the teen's family." --

LIBERALS WOKE JUSTICE SYSTEM KILLING INNOCENTS

-- "As per the Criminal Code, it takes just one conviction of aggravated assault to be imprisoned for up to 14 years – but despite Mashar getting a litany of such convictions, he often escaped with sentences of only a few months." --

THE GUNS JUSTIN FORGOT TO FREEZE...

-- "Toronto Police have arrested Jason Hobbs, 39 and David Dir, 27, both of Toronto, in a firearm and drug trafficking investigation." --

And lets not forget about the pimps.

HAMILTON MAN

-- "The Canadian Armed Forces has confirmed that Private Bilal Khan, one of its former reservists was killed after making his way to Iraq to join the so-called Islamic State. Khan's departure also coincided with the October 2014 attacks that killed a Canadian soldier in Saint-Jean-sur-Richelieu, Que., and another at the war memorial in Ottawa." --

UPPING HIS GAME

-- "Trump also says his promised executive order would end so-called 'birth tourism,' where people from other countries attempt to come into the United States to give birth to their children so they will be born with U.S. citizenship. Trump says his executive order would require that at least one parent be either a U.S. citizen or legally in the country." --

THE GREATEST GENERATION

THE FIGHT IN THE DOG...

-- "Once they started flying their plane on difficult photoreconnaissance missions, they made some modifications. Even among the men of a combat air station, the Eager Beavers became known as gun nuts. They replaced all of the light 30 caliber machine guns in the plane with heavier 50 caliber weapons. Then the 50 caliber machine guns were replaced with double 50 caliber guns. Zeamer had another pair of machine guns mounted to the front of the plane so he could remotely fire them like a fighter pilot. And the crew kept extra machine guns stored in the plane, just in case one of their other guns jammed or malfunctioned." --

CALL ME WHEN THE FIRST SHOVEL GOES IN THE GROUND

WELL... THERE'S A SHOCKER...

-- "A panel of Indigenous 'experts' says it will not participate in an engagement campaign hosted by an international organization Ottawa hired to provide advice on identifying possible human remains in unmarked graves." --

ONE GIGANTIC MILGRAM EXPERIMENT

TELL ME AGAIN ABOUT YOUR SCIENCE, DR FAUX-CHI...

-- "Retraction Watch has provided a running list of withdrawn papers on COVID-19 ranging from “Acute kidney injury associated with COVID-19” to “Can Your AI Differentiate Cats from COVID-19?” A total of 330 research papers have currently been retracted." --

NAMES OF HAMILTON LANDLORD AND MURDERED TENANTS REVEALED

-- Terry Brekka, a 57-year-old man who has lived at the Jones Rd. address for several years, is the man believed to be responsible for killing Carissa MacDonald, 27, and Aaron Stone, 28,  who rented out a basement apartment in the house." --

GO DOWN TO THE LOCAL LIBRARY... I DARE YOU

-- "Yannick Bandaogo, now 30, accused in a series of stabbings outside Lynn Valley Library in North Vancouver B.C. two years ago, has pleaded guilty to one count of second-degree murder, five counts of attempted murder and one count of aggravated assault." --

Oh, yeah... one last thing...

-- "At the time of the attack, Bandaogo was wanted on warrants in Quebec and Manitoba." --

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL

JUST ANOTHER INNOCENT LANDLORD...

-- "Maisum Ansari, who owned a Pickering house where a massive haul of carfentanil and a cache of ready-for-sale handguns were seized in 2017 has been sentenced to 20 years in prison. Babar Ali, the tenant living in the house, pleaded guilty in February of 2022 to multiple charges and was sentenced to 23 years." --

ANSARI'S CONNECTION TO DANFORTH SHOOTER...

-- "Court records showed in early 2017, Ansari posted a $10,000 bail for the shooter’s brother, who was ordered to live in Ansari’s Pickering home. That brother later suffered a drug overdose and remains in a coma." --

SHSSSSHHHH... CHECK YOUR RACISM...

-- "If this was Fred Smith, avid deer hunter & target shooter, CBC would be planning a four part Marketplace 'Tools of Satan' extravaganza. They'd be following poor Freddie to the crapper." --

DISPOSABLE

I'M SO OLD I REMEMBER CONSEQUENCES & ACCOUNTABILITY...

-- "Halton Regional Police have (not publicly) identified an individual associated with a fetus that was found in an Oakville park earlier this month. Police said no arrests have been made, and no charges have been laid." --

This just keeps on happening... and it makes me heartsick.

SMELL THE 'PROFESSIONAL' JOURNALISM

-- "The New York Times is taking heat online after it published a review of the new live-action 'The Little Mermaid' that complained 'kink was missing' from the film." --

HEY, TORONTO... BEHOLD YOUR BRIGHT SHINING FUTURE

NOT A FRED OR A BOB IN SIGHT...

-- "The city of Chicago, now under the leadership of newly inaugurated, far-left Mayor Brandon Johnson, saw at least 35 people shot over the Friday and Saturday of Memorial Day weekend. Eight of those people were killed by the gunfire." --

They shoot babies, don't they. 

THE MUSIC THAT SOOTHES MEN'S SOULS...

-- "Tafarri Minott of Toronto — known in the rap world as Duvy — is charged with second-degree murder in the shooting death of Osman Bangura, 28, on Oct. 6, 2022." --

WE ARE ALL TORONTONIANS NOW...

-- "Calgary police have closed Memorial Drive in both directions between Edmonton Trail and St. George's Drive N.E. after shooting two suspects. EMS say two people were declared dead at the scene." --

THE GUNS JUSTIN IS TOO SCARED TO TALK ABOUT

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YADDA, YADDA, YADDA...

-- "A United Nations gangster 28-year-old Amarpreet Samra, also known as Chucky, was shot to death early Sunday morning after leaving a wedding at Vancouver’s Fraserview Hall. Sources said the killer or killers are likely from the rival Brothers Keepers group." --

NOTA BENE...

-- "In August 2022, Canadian police issued a rare warning about 11 men linked to extreme levels of gang violence. Of the 11 men mentioned in the warning, nine were of Punjab-origin, including Amarpreet and his brother Ravinder." --

NO GUN... NO PROBLEM...

-- "Ager Mohsin Hasan was convicted of second-degree murder in the grisly April 28, 2017 slaying of Melinda Vasilije. Defence lawyer Scott Reid argued that Hasan, who stabbed her 47 times, killed Vasilije after he was provoked." --

IN A LAND WHERE COWS ARE WORSHIPPED...

-- "Police in the Indian capital, Delhi, have arrested a 20-year-old man for brutally stabbing and crushing the head of the 16-year-old girl with a huge stone. Citizens have been criticised for watching or making videos instead of helping victims of crime."

UPDATE: TORONTO HOMICIDE #22/2023

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW...

-- "Shaquille Chalmers, 30, has been charged with the fatal stabbing of 37-year-old Marvin Leon Matthew at an apartment complex in the city’s Fairbank neighbourhood last Friday evening." --

Meanwhile...

-- A search is underway for two suspects after a 26-year-old man was stabbed 'multiple times' near Westney Road south of Rossland Road in Ajax on Sunday, according to the Durham Regional Police Service. No suspect information is available." --

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

GET ME A SOCIAL-WORKER... STAT!

-- "London Metropolitan Police Commissioner Sir Mark Rowley says he will order his Officers not to attend thousands of calls they get every year to deal with mental health incidents. Rowley’s letter to the Met’s health and social care partners was sent on 24 May, giving them a 99-day deadline to plan for the change." --

RIDE THAT FREAKIN ROCKET!

WELL, TORONTO... IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME...

 

-- "Newly released surveillance footage shows a dramatic shootout between a North Carolina public bus driver and passenger while the bus was in motion. The passenger, identified by authorities as 22-year-old Omarri Shariff Tobias -- can be heard saying, 'I dare you. I dare you to touch me. I'm going to pop your ass.'" --

NEVER A DULL MOMENT... PUN INTENDED

-- "One person was rushed to hospital following an early morning stabbing south of King Street West and Bathurst Street downtown Toronto. Police are looking for a Black male who was last seen wearing a black shirt, blue jeans, white shoes, and a gold chain." --

THE BEAT GOES ON

-- "Hamilton Police continue to negotiate with a man suspected of killing two people in Stoney Creek on Saturday who has been barricaded inside a home. Police said they will not release further information until the situation is resolved." --

UPDATE:  No happy ending here...

-- "Two tenants and a landlord are dead after a dispute led to a man barricading himself inside a residence with firearms and an interaction with police in Stoney Creek on Saturday night." --

THIS IS THE GOVERNMENT THEY WARNED YOU ABOUT

CRIME EXPLODES IN NYC...

The Big Apple has seen a staggering 80% increase in the number of kids arrested for robbery and a 23% hike in youngsters arrested for felony assaults so far this year, according to troubling NYPD data. So far this year, 816 teens across the five boroughs have been collared for robbery compared to 451 in the same period last year.

MAYOR SPRINGS INTO ACTION...

New York City Mayor Eric Adams signed legislation Friday that will ban discrimination based on body size by adding weight and height to the list of protected categories such as race, sex and religion.

OBVIOUSLY TIME TO MAKE FIREARMS 'SUPER-DOUBLE ILLEGAL'

-- "Police say in early May 2023, 46-year-old Piotr Mul attempted to sell a shotgun and ammunition to patrons of a Mississauga restaurant. At the time of his arrest, Mul was prohibited from possessing any weapons or ammunition following an assault charge from 2019." --

WE ARE ALL TORONTONIANS NOW...

-- The Waterloo Regional Police Service has arrested a man for attempted murder after a shooting in Kitchener left another man with serious injuries." --

TORONTO HOMICIDE #22/2023

ANOTHER LITTLE JAMAICA SHOCKER...

-- "One person is dead following a stabbing in Toronto’s west end on Friday night. The suspect, who remains outstanding, is described by police as a Black male around 30-years-old, standing five-foot-nine, with short hair. He was last seen wearing a grey shirt and blue jeans." --

And...

-- "A person has been stabbed at Downsview Park subway station just before 6:20 a.m. on Saturday. No suspect information is available at this time." --

CANADA INTRODUCES NEW RACE-BASED LABOUR LAWS

SPECIAL RULES FOR VERY SPECIAL PEOPLE...

-- "Each agreement also includes a new article allowing for self-identified Indigenous employees to take five days of leave, including two days with pay, per year to engage in traditional practices such as hunting, fishing and harvesting." --

OH... IT GETS BETTER...

-- "The secret burial hysteria reached its apogee when our House of Commons unanimously passed its now internationally notorious motion condemning Canada as a genocidal nation." --

The aboriginals nobody wants to talk about.

HOW MANY TEENAGERS HAVE YOUR LEGAL, REGISTERED FIREARMS KILLED?

-- "Two people killed in a triple shooting in a town northwest of Ottawa earlier this week have been identified as Noah Nathaniel Annis and Alando Omario Davidson, both 16, from Mississauga. the other injured party was also a 16-year-old boy from Mississauga. No information has been released about possible suspects." --

THIS IS THE GOVERNMENT THEY WARNED YOU ABOUT

-- "A new study published in The Lancet, a medical journal, has revealed that Covid-19 mandates such as lockdowns, mask mandates, and business closures, had no effect on the total number of deaths experienced as a result of the pandemic." --

THEY'RE GONNA DO IT AGAIN!

-- "New powers could potentially plunge Britain, the US and Australia into lockdown measures at the whim of the World Health Organization." --

UPDATE: TORONTO HOMICIDE #54/2022

THE HITS JUST KEEP ON COMING...

-- "A 21-year-old Mississauga man, Tafari Minott, has been arrested and charged in connection with a fatal shooting of 28-year-old Osman Bangura, in North York last year." --

NO GUN... NO PROBLEM...

-- "One person is injured following a stabbing near Dufferin Street and Eglinton Avenue in Toronto’s west end on Friday night." --

IN OTHER GTA NEWS...

-- A man and a woman from Oakville are facing multiple charges after a woman from Winnipeg was allegedly asked to work as an escort." --

THE FOLKS THAT JUSTIN SHOULD ACTUALLY BE HOUNDING

IT ISN'T GUNS THAT NEED CONTROLLING... IT'S CONVICTED CRIMINALS

-- "York Regional Police are searching for two suspects after 23-year-old Brampton resident Jayden Pitter was shot and killed in what they’re calling a targeted shooting in Vaughan, Ont." --

PITTER, PATTER... LET'S GET AT 'ER...

 -- "Hamilton police have issued an arrest warrant for Jayden Pitter, the man they believe shot a seven-year-old boy." --

BRAMPTON CREATES NEW THRIVING INDUSTRY...

-- "A fourth individual, Adams Suleman Ankamah, 29, of Brampton, has been arrested in connection with the kidnapping of Elnaz Hajtamiri in January of 2022." --

TORONTO MAN...

-- "Joseph O’Sullivan Martinez, a Toronto man who allegedly spat on three different people unprovoked on TTC property earlier this month is being sought by police." --

LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD

-- "Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist Seymour Hersh told the National Press Club in Washington, D.C. that Joe Biden made the decision to blow up Russia’s Nord Stream pipelines because he saw being a war president as giving him a better chance at re-election." --

WELCOME TO JUSTIN TRUDEAU'S 'POST NATIONAL' PARADISE

-- "The 'Safer Snorting Kits,' which included 'straws and wallet-sized cards for cutting powder into snortable lines,' were distributed to students in the Cowichan Valley school district in Victoria, BC." --

IT GETS BETTER... BY WHICH I MEAN WORSE...

-- "Students also allegedly received a booklet titled, 'Staying Safe When You're Snorting' which gives tips on having safe sexual intercourse while high." --

345 KILOMETERS NORTH OF SASKATOON

NOTHING A LITTLE SWEATLODGE WON'T CURE...

-- "Mounties are searching for Dency Herman, 29, wanted on four counts of attempted murder, plus several firearm-related charges, after police say he shot a gun in a home in La Ronge, Saskatchewan." --

THE GUNS JUSTIN SHOULD BE CHASING...

-- "A 41-year-old man has serious injuries after he was shot in south Mississauga Thursday evening near Hurontario Street and the Queen Elizabeth Way." --

THOSE UNDOCUMENTED FIREARMS ENTHUSIASTS...

-- "A shooting in the Central Park Dr. and Grenoble Blvd. area in Brampton Friday morning sent a teenaged girl to hospital and put nine schools in hold and secure." --

Sorry, Justin... my legal, registered firearms are all upstairs locked in a safe.

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YADDA, YADDA, YADDA...

-- "German Police have arrested a 24-year-old Syrian migrant in the town of Kempten, which is located in Bavaria, on suspicion of planning a 'bomb attack' on a church in Sweden. The agency also arrested the individual’s 28-year-old brother in relation to the allegedly planned bombing of an unidentified church in Sweden." --

JUST WAIT TIL JUSTIN GETS HIS MILLION IMMIGRANTS PER YEAR

YOU THINK THEY'VE GOT RULES IN SUDAN?

-- "Muorater Arkangelo Mashar, the man who killed Carolann Robillard and her 11-year-old daughter Sara Miller, outside a southeast Edmonton school was considered a maximum security threat, even behind bars, Global News has learned." --

UPDATE: TORONTO HOMICIDE #21/2023

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL...

-- "Toronto Police have charged 51-year-old Hansel Duarte Quintela in connection with the death of Yoleidys Vilar Arroyo near Little Italy last Sunday." --

BUT WAIT... IT GETS BETTER...

-- "Rapper and double killer Saaid “Postman” Mohiadin is the poster child for why it’s too bad Canada’s highest court has disallowed consecutive life sentences for multiple killers." --

NOT A BOB OR A FRED IN SIGHT

THE INCIDENT BEGAN WITH A FAMILY DISPUTE...

-- "York Regional Police said four people - 19-year-old Yazan Shriki, 23-year-old Mohamad Ali Aluadamani, 20-year-old Ahmad Almouadamani, and a 17-year-old Toronto youth – are each facing a charge of kidnapping. Meanwhile, 21-year-old Umair Aziz has been charged with two counts of attempted murder using a firearm." --

BUT WAIT... THERES MORE...

-- "Toronto Police are investigating a shooting near Rexdale Boulevard and Highway 27 North in Rexdale that sent one person to the hospital on Thursday evening." --

AND MORE...

-- "A man has been seriously injured after being stabbed in Lawrence Heights on Thursday just after 9:30 p.m." --

ONTARI-ARI-ARIO

-- "OPP are investigating after human remains were found in the Town of Wasaga Beach in an area off Highway 26 between Mosley Street and Fairgrounds Road." --

ONTARIO... IN OTHER 'CATCH & RELEASE' NEWS

-- "Ali Fageer, 28, who went on the run while awaiting sentencing for manslaughter in the 2015 fatal shooting of London, Ont. man Mark McCullagh is back in custody. At least 300 grams of suspected fentanyl was seized during a search of the vehicle, valued at more than $82,000, according to police, as well as $1,000 in cash, two digital scales and a collapsible baton." --

YOUR TAX DOLLARS... JUSTIN'S FRIENDS

-- "While most Canadians dealt with crushing cost-of-living increases as part of the ongoing affordability crisis, Canada’s Governor General will pocket a $9,500 pay raise in 2023. This latest bump in pay is part of a $48,800 salary increase in take-home pay since 2019." --

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW...

-- "Omar Araghoune, 36, and Gretzky Marcellus, 32, who were convicted of manslaughter a LaSalle home invasion that resulted in Osvaldo Pineda Melgar being killed in front of his family, were sentenced to lengthy prison terms at the Gouin courthouse on Wednesday." --

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH...

-- "Toronto Police asked for the public’s help in identifying a man after an alleged assault downtown." --

And...

-- "Daniel Cabarios, 37, of Toronto, and Glen Young, 41, of no fixed address, are charged with numerous firearm offences." --

UPDATE: TORONTO HOMICIDE #70/2020

Anh Chiem, the woman behind the wheel of a U-Haul truck that intentionally struck and killed Toronto lawyer Scott Rosen has been sentenced to life in prison. She is eligible for parole after 25 years served.

QUOTA SYSTEM VS THE MERITOCRACY

-- "NYPD Chief of Department Jeff Maddrey was served Tuesday with an official reprimand — docking him between six and 10 vacation days — for his role in voiding the arrest of a retired cop who was accused of flashing a gun at three children in Brooklyn in November 2021." --

THE MUSIC THAT SOOTHES MEN'S SOULS?

THE GUNS JUSTIN DOESN'T WANNA KNOW ABOUT...

-- "York Regional Police say a 39-year-old man is dead and a 27-year-old man is in life-threatening condition after an early morning double shooting at an industrial plaza on Creditstone Road near Highway 7. The shooting occurred outside and could not be confirmed it was linked to a recording studio in the plaza." --

Sounds like a 'snitches, stitches' sort of affair...

Police say several people were in the area at the time of the shooting and are urging them to come forward. No suspect information is available at this time." --

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW

-- "A man was left fighting for his life after what police are calling a random attack in at Yonge and Elm streets in downtown Toronto. Police have identified the attacker as 42-year-old Toronto resident Robert Dewitt." --

NO GUN... NO PROBLEM...

-- "Toronto Police say a woman was stabbed at Islington Avenue and Elmhurst Drive in Toronto's Rexdale neighbourhood on Tuesday night. No details about the victim or the suspect have been provided." --

THE PERILS OF 'AFFIRMATIVE ACTION' HIRING - AN ONGOING SERIES

-- "Shellyne Rodriguez, the unhinged Manhattan college professor who went viral for cursing out anti-abortion students, held a machete to a reporter’s neck Tuesday — and made wild threats that she was going to 'chop him up.'" --

THEY COULDN'T SEE IT COMING?

-- "Shellyne Rodriguez, 46, an adjunct lecturer told pro-life students that they were 'triggering' her students by tabling inside Hunter College in Manhattan earlier this month." --

UPDATE:  She's been fired

THE GREAT RESET IS INDEED PROCEEDING APACE

-- "It seems that in the hysteria that followed George Floyd’s death in 2020, we agreed to destroy all of Western civilization — law, music, art, education, policing, science and medicine — to make up for black people not doing well on standardized tests. MacDonald cites not hundreds but thousands of institutions that have flung aside standards in order to more fully dedicate themselves to the sole, driving purpose of our nation: boosting black people’s self-esteem." --

IN OTHER AFFIRMATIVE ACTION NEWS

-- "Navy Cmdr. Angela Gonzales has been fired as commanding officer of the destroyer USS John Finn, the service announced this weekend." --

BLACK LIVES MATTERS CLEVELAND WAS UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT

TRY IMAGINING THE STUFF THAT DOESNT MAKE THE NEWS...

-- "The Cleveland Police Homicide Unit said a 16-year-old female is in custody in connection to the deaths of two newborn infants, who were found in a garbage can Saturday." --

There's video with the neighbours... who heard the babies crying. I just feel sick.

LITTLE JAMAICA ONCE AGAIN IN THE NEWS

WHY IS JUSTIN CHASING AFTER MY LEGAL, REGISTERED FIREARMS?

-- "A man has life-threatening injuries after a shooting at Eglinton Avenue West near Keele Street just before 12:30 p.m. on Monday. A suspect reportedly fled the scene on foot. No description was provided." --

BUT WAIT, THERES MORE...

-- "Peel Regional Police say 27-year-old Dylan Gopaul has been charged in connection with a series of armed robberies at grocery stores in Brampton and Vaughan." --

MISSOURI MAN

-- "The alleged NEO-NAZI accused of 'intentionally' ramming a U-Haul truck into a White House security barrier has been identified as 19-year-old Sai Varsith Kandula. Kandula allegedly told FBI investigators he wanted to take control of the government and kill the president." --

SMELL THAT 'PROFESSIONAL' JOURNALISM...

-- "CNN International anchor Christiane Amanpour issued an apology on her Monday show after she called the murders of an Israeli mother and her daughters a shootout. 'I have written to Rabbi Leo Dee to apologize and make sure that he knows that we apologize for any further pain that may have caused him.'" --

Oh... it gets better.

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL...

-- "Bicycle patrol officers in Peel Region charged Ahsan Khan, 23, and Mohsin Khan, 20, both of Oshawa, with carrying a concealed weapon, possession of a loaded prohibited firearm, tampering with the serial number of a firearm, unauthorized possession of a firearm and failing to comply with a release order." --

And...

-- "On Jan. 1 at 6 a.m., police were called to a shooting in the Fort York Blvd. area, where they allege Vanessa Marling-Thompson, 28, was in possession of a firearm in a motor vehicle." --

And again...

-- Halton Regional Police said nine people are in custody following a shooting in Georgetown that left three people seriously injured. Investigators have not released any details on possible charges." --

And yet again...

-- "A judge has sentenced a 60-year-old woman, So How Fong of Scarborough, described as being at the 'apex' of an illegal $12-million marijuana grow operation on the site of an old drug-treatment facility, to more than three years in prison." --

OOPS... ONE MORE...

-- A Toronto man, Raheem Thomas, 23, is being sought in the alleged assault of a woman last week." --

Round up the usual, well... you know.

THE GUNS JUSTIN DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT

REMEMBER ALL THOSE SHOOTINGS WHEN YOU WERE A KID?  ME NEITHER...

-- "A male and a female have been shot in the Bristol Road West and Whitehorn Avenue area in Mississauga late Monday night according to Peel Regional Police. No suspect information has been released." --

WE ARE ALL TORONTONIANS NOW...

-- "Ontario Provincial Police are investigating a suspected double homicide in Pembroke early this morning that left a third person with life-threatening injuries." --

I'M SO OLD, I REMEMBER 'TORONTO THE GOOD'

-- "A man and a woman have been taken to the hospital, one in life-threatening condition, after being pulled out from Lake Ontario on Monday afternoon. Police are calling the incident 'suspicious.'" --

WHAT'S THE LAST THOUGHT THAT WENT THROUGH HIS HEAD?

-- "Neve and members of the Amnesty International community in Canada have been reeling this month after long-time staff member William Bryant, 74, was fatally stabbed in an east-end Ottawa apartment complex. Ahmed Ismail, 43, was arrested near the crime scene and charged with second-degree murder." --

We are all Torontonians now... apparently.

CRUMP CRUMPLES ON ALLEGATIONS OF RACISM

THE ONGOING HATE-HOAX CHRONICLES...

-- "Benjamin Crump, an attorney infamous for his Black Lives Matter activism, deleted a social media post denouncing a pregnant nurse as racist after evidence surfaced proving the exact opposite of what a viral smear campaign portrayed." --

NOTA BENE...

-- "The incident has since resulted in death threats and potential job loss for Comrie, who had been falsley accused of stealing the bike from a black man, despite possessing a receipt that proves she paid for it." --

BLACK LIVES MATTERS CHICAGO WAS UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT

DAT OL' SHOWBOAT...

-- "Black Americans were issued an advisory warning for travel to Florida on Saturday by the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP)." --

WAIT ONE COTTIN-PICKIN MINUTE...

-- "Twenty-one people were shot, one of them fatally, Friday into Sunday morning across Democrat Mayor Brandon Johnson’s Chicago." --

TORONTO HOMICIDE #21/2023

-- "Toronto Police are investigating after a woman was found dead with signs of serious injuries at 397 Harbord Street in the Palmerston-Little Italy area in downtown Toronto late Sunday morning. A man is in police custody." --

THE PROBLEM WITH ONLY EVER HAVING READ ONE BOOK

-- "The video drew criticism and mockery from Arabic-speaking internet users on social networks, who pointed out that the Mossad did not exist in the 7th century." --

I'M SURE IT'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT

On April 12, a railcar loaded with 30 tons of ammonium nitrate, a chemical used as both fertilizer and an ingredient in explosives, left Cheyenne, Wyoming. According to an incident report from Dyno Nobel, when the car arrived two weeks later at a rail stop in the Mojave Desert, it was completely empty.

MARTIN LUTHER KING WAS UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT

-- "White theatregoers in London were urged to stay away from 'Tambo & Bones', a play about African American history, so that black audience members could enjoy the performance 'free from the white gaze'." --

NO IRISH NEED APPLY...

-- "The taxpayer-funded university program opened its paid undergraduate internship program application to only non-white applicants." --

DONT TELL BRAMPTON THAT CANADA DOESN'T HAVE DEATH PENALTY

FOR BETTER OR WORSE... ANOTHER DEAD WIFE

-- "On Saturday, Peel Regional Police announced that the suspect, 44-year-old Nav Nishan Singh, is facing a first-degree murder charge in connection with the stabbing death of Davinder Kaur at Sparrow Park in Brampton." --

BONUS RIFF... YOUR STUFF ALL BELONG TO ME!

-- "530 cars stolen over last 31 days in Mississauga and Brampton" --

I'M GONNA GO WITH... COPS HAVENT GOT A CLUE EITHER

-- "When asked why no information about the murder suspect had yet been released, OPP said they could not provide details that would 'jeopardize the integrity of the investigation.'" --

ANOTHER SHOCKING RACIAL HOAX

FROM THE COMMENTS...

-- "Anyone who wasn't immediately suspicious of the claim that a white woman would steal a bike from a gang of 'urban youths' is beyond any hope." --

THE SMARTEST MAN JOE KNOWS

-- "Hunter Biden cried poverty at his Arkansas child-support hearing earlier this month — despite flying to and from the courthouse aboard a luxury private jet. The 7,326-mile round trip likely cost between $55,000 to $117,000 all in — or the value of up to six months in child-support payments." --

BIGGER, UH, FISH, TO FRY...

-- “'It has proven difficult to redact all the genitalia in a timely manner,' said Garret Ziegler, founder of nonprofit Marco Polo, which is developing the website and already hosts all of Biden’s laptop emails and texts in a searchable public database." --

TEXAS MAN

ITS NOT THE GUNS...

-- "A Texas man, Roberto Lugardo Moreno, pleaded guilty to buying a gun for the Gulf Cartel used by gunmen in Mexico during a kidnapping where two U.S. citizens were murdered." --

MEAT IS MURDER... TASTY, TASTY MURDER

-- "Scientists at the University of Washington's Institute for Health Metrics and Evaluation analyzed past research that led to the demonization of red meat and found the research to be supported by 'weak evidence' and 'lazy scientists.'" --

AJAX MAN

-- "Durham Regional Police are on the lookout for Michael Nanton-Madden, 28, of Ajax, accused of breaching terms of his release by removing a GPS tracking device and fleeing." --

Well, that doesn't sound so... wait a minute...

-- "Police have obtained an arrest warrant for Michael Nanton-Madden, suspected of having taken part in the kidnappings and armed robberies of three victims." --

WE ARE ALL TORONTONIANS NOW...

-- "OPP in Renfrew have issued a public safety warning after a person was shot dead in the town late Friday night. Few details were available early Saturday, other than one person is dead." --

And...

-- "A fetus found by a resident walking in Oakdale park, just north of Highway 403, in Oakville, Ont. prompted a police investigation Friday." --

THIS IS THE GOVERNMENT THEY WARNED YOU ABOUT

-- "The most common reason for rewriting — covering plaques for French explorer Jacques Cartier, Alberta’s Bar U Ranch and Nunavut’s Kekerten Island Whaling Station — are “colonial assumptions,” the document says. A new woke perspective is being imposed on what was formerly an apolitical, fact-driven historical designation process." --

IF IT ONLY SAVES ONE LIFE

-- "Chicago-area man Alton Mills, who had his 'three strikes' life sentence commuted by then-President Barack Obama in 2015, has been charged with attempted murder in connection with a shooting on on Interstate 57 on Sunday." --

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH...

-- "York Regional Police have charged Lovepreet Gharu, 24, with multiple criminal offences after a crash in Vaughan involving a stolen vehicle left a 39-year-old man with life-altering injuries." --

UPDATE: TORONTO HOMICIDE #18/2023

NO GUN... NO PROBLEM...

-- "In an update Friday, officers identified the dead man as 40-year-old Richard Sasaki from Toronto. Police said the other man is Danyal Khan, 29, is wanted on a charge of second-degree murder." --

ELSEWHERE IN THE GTA...

-- "Peel Regional Police said a woman is dead after being stabbed near Hurontario Street and Highway 407 in Brampton on Friday. Few details have been released about the circumstances surrounding the incident." --

Ooops... Toronto media screws up and belatedly issues description of armed Pacific Mall robber.

MORE BAD NEWS FOR MAD VLAD

WASHINGTON -- "Over the next few weeks, the US and partner nations will launch a joint training program in Europe in which Ukrainian pilots will learn how to operate fourth-generation fighter jets, like the US-made F-16." --

I'M SO OLD I REMEMBER 'PRE-RIOT/ PRE MAYHEM' TORONTO

-- "Police say officers in riot gear are on standby if Victoria Day celebrations in Toronto’s east end descend into 'mayhem' like they did last year. Two people were shot, two others were robbed at gunpoint, one person was stabbed, groups of people were shooting fireworks at each other and seven officers were injured." --

And...

-- "York Regional Police say a shot was fired during a jewelry store robbery at Pacific Mall in Markham on Thursday afternoon. Suspect information has yet to be released." --

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YADDA, YADDA, YADDA

-- "Nearly half of hotel rooms in New York City today are filled with newly arrived border crossers and illegal aliens, living rent-free at the expense of local taxpayers, Mayor Eric Adams (D) says." --

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH...

-- "Peel Regional Police have arrested Danish Thakur, 24, Daljeet Singh, 28, Harmanpreet Singh, 22, Snowerpreet Khehra, 25, Komalpreet Singh, 22, Saheyad Kang, 21, Arundeep Singh, 24 and Maninderjit Singh, 26, in connection with a kidnapping and robbery in Brampton earlier this year." --

LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD

HIT ME, BABY... ONE MORE TIME...

-- "A report indicates U.S. military officials are now walking back claims a recent Syria drone strike killed an al-Qaeda terrorist and may have in fact killed 56-year-old Lotfi Hassan Misto, a bricklayer father of 10 who had been tending to his sheep." --

OH, NO... SLOW JOE...

-- "The Biden administration infamously killed an innocent man and several children in 2021 after a suicide bombing killed American soldiers fleeing Afghanistan in the final days of that war." --

LAVAL MAN

THIRD WORLD CULTURE... THIRD WORLD RULES...

-- "A Laval man, Alex Tran, 60, has been sentenced after concocting a scheme in which he helped people pass their written driver’s licence exam by feeding them answers through an earpiece." --

LAND OF SECOND CHANCES...

-- Albanian fugitive in Montreal, Ëngjëll Brahimi, 60, gets bail despite being convicted in absentia of killing police officer Astrit Brace, and his eight-year-old son, Asllan." --

THEY CANT EVEN KEEP KILLERS LOCKED UP...

-- "Denis Bégin, a convicted killer and one of Quebec’s 10 most wanted criminals, is back behind bars after having spent more than three years on the lam." --

THE GUNS JUSTIN JUST DOESN'T WANNA TALK ABOUT

-- "York Regional Police are investigating after a gunshot was fired during a robbery at Pacific Mall in the Steeles Avenue and Kennedy Road area at around 4:00 p.m. Thursday. No descriptions have been provided at this time." --

NO GUN... NO PROBLEM...

-- "Toronto Police say they’ve arrested 39-year-old Candace Greenwood after officers responded to a report of a person with a knife earlier this week." --

NAME HIM? THEY SHOULD SET THIS MONSTER ON FIRE...

-- "A 29-year-old Peterborough man has been charged with second-degree murder in connection with the death of a two-month-old infant in 2021. The investigation was turned over to Peterborough police’s homicide unit when it was discovered that the infant had sustained 'catastrophic' internal injuries." --

And here's the punchline... no pun intended...

-- "Police are not naming the alleged killer due to privacy concerns." --

THE RACIST SHITEHOLE WHERE I LIVE - 'CURATOR OF DISCOMFORT'

-- "The practice of barring white candidates from applying for positions has also become concerningly prevalent in the UK as a whole, with both the BBC and ITV previously advertising jobs intended only for minority candidates." --