I'm from the government...

...I'm here to save you...Gaps in the security screening of Syrian refugees led to dozens being admitted to Canada without proper vetting. As a result, 39 Syrian refugees who should have undergone comprehensive security checks were not screened before arriving in Canada, although they were recorded...

Great-Grampie on the road to Sodom...

I'm picturing a leathery old guy with cowboy boots and a second amendment t-shirt..."An 85-year-old male motorcyclist is dead following a crash on the QEW Erie. The Toronto-bound lanes of the highway have been closed between Netherby and Sodom roads as a collision reconstruction team investigates the...

Perverts 3

Watch Charlie Rose interview Kevin Spacey on Bill Clin...

Remember back, you were a kid...

...teenagers were getting slaughtered all over the place? Yeah... me neither...A teen who had just graduated from high school was fatally stabbed Monday night in Vanier, this newspaper has learned. Zakaria Iqbal was found without a pulse lying on the ground on Montreal Road near Lajoie Street.********** UPDATE: Architect of your own destiny..."...just looking for a place to smoke weed purchased...

Justin, Justin...

...show us your tits...“We have launched the Canada Centre for Community Engagement and Prevention of Violence®, which helps to ensure that resources are in place to facilitate disengagement from violent ideologies.”Oh my gawd... has Pm Selfie actually started up "Friendly Giant University?" Perhaps...

Her Corporate Overlords

TORONTO -- The Wynne government is allowing several bottled water companies to take up to 7.6 million litres of groundwater per day on expired permits, as it gives them time to amend renewal applications in light of new rul...

I'm from the government...

...I'm here to save you..."A majority of the security personnel on Parliament Hill, some of whom are armed, have not had thorough background checks and routinely have access to sensitive information despite a lack of official clearance, federal officials say."That's a little odd. The government runs every other fireams owner in the country... farmers, hunters, target shooters... against the CPIC...

Known Wolves

They'll do that to each other...whaddaya think they'll do to your infidel ass..."At least 235 people were killed and 109 injured when gunmen armed with explosives attacked a Sufi-linked mosque in Egypt’s restive Sinai Peninsula."********** UPDATE: Mo' dead...The death toll in Friday’s terrorist attack on a mosque in Egypt’s northern Sinai region has surpassed 300, including 27 children. ********** RELATED:...

#HowToPoliticizeThanksgiving

FROM THE COMMENTS:"Weigh everyone's plate after they've gotten their food, take away a percentage of the food commensurate with federal tax brackets and give it to the dog who didn't do anything all day but shit in the backyard and bark grandpa back awake."Oh... it gets better..."Avoid the hassles, just refer to everyone as 'Comrade...

Hopefully, one of these days...

...they'll actually come up with a pasty white perp..."Administrators at a Missouri high school announced Tuesday that a “non-white” student confessed to school officials that she was responsible for writing “White Lives Matter” on a mirror inside a girls’ bathroom."********** RELATED: Don't get smug, Canada... ...it's happening here too..."Shepherd’s supervising professor, Nathan Rambukkana, even...

Politicians should pay the price too

Rep. Kathleen Rice (D-N.Y.) on Wednesday became the first House Democrat to call on Rep. John Conyers (D-Mich.) to resign in the wake of sexual misconduct allegations. “Rep. John Conyers should resign. I’ve reviewed the allegations against him, and they’re as credible as they are repulsive.”********** RELATED: Captain Underpants"No one had to guess whether Rep. John Conyers wore boxers or briefs,...

The Right Stuff

If they're not innocent and pure, we're not handing them a machinegun... because Mohammed..."The testing includes the invasive “two-finger test” to determine whether female applicants’ hymens are intact, which the World Health Organisation said in its 2014 clinical guidelines for health care of sexually abused women said lacks any scientific basis." "Human Rights Watch has also documented the use...

The usual suspects...

Police launched raids on addresses across Germany overnight on Tuesday, arresting six Syrian men suspected of plotting a mass casualty terror attack with “weapons or explosives” in the country.********** RELATED: Didn't Pierre-lite import... ...50,000 lightly vetted Syrians?The six detained Syrians...

"Yeah, it's right over there..."

"...right next to the safe 'S&M dungeon'..."“We’re on the verge of experiencing something we’ve never seen before,” he said. “The amount of government money being spent encouraging people to take drugs – instead of trying to get them off drugs — is unprecedented.”********** RELATED: Good money after bad...We have almost no idea which anti-homelessness programs work well and which don’t, says...

Extremely Useful Animal Lore...

...Grizzly bear dung has little bells in it and smells like pepper...

Frankenstein

“Thursday is Thanksgiving, and there’s so much to be thankful for this year, unless you’re a human woman. Sure, this was taken before Franken ran for public office, but it was also taken after he was a sophomore in high school. It’s pretty hard to be like, ‘Oh, come on, he didn’t know any better....

What passes for news...

...at Canada's national broadcaster..."Gaitrie Persaud didn't think she could go see Jay Z perform in Toronto next week — not because she's deaf but because she didn't know if the venue would provide the sign language interpreter she requires."Let's ramp this up fellas... I'm sure, somewhere out there,...

In hindsight...

"And what the Democrat Party did instead • turning their party into an accessory to Clinton’s appetites, shamelessly abandoning feminist principle, smearing victims and blithely ignoring his most credible accuser, all because Republicans funded the investigations and they’re prudes and it’s all just Sexual McCarthyism • feels in the cold clarity of hindsight like a great act of partisan deformation."********** RELATED:...

“I just don’t understand..."

"...how the police cannot shut down a dispensary where the person has a big sign up on Rideau Street, that says ‘marijuana dispensary.’ They brag about it on the internet that they are selling it," said Justice Norman Boxall. “Yet I expect those same police officers to be able to arrest drug dealers who use encrypted BlackBerrys and coded language. How are they ever going to arrest most types of...

Those despicable, misogynistic Swedes

...wait a minute... if you're not measuring... you're not managing..."Forty years after the Swedish parliament unanimously decided to change the formerly homogenous Sweden into a multicultural country, violent crime has increased by 300% and rapes by 1,472%. Sweden is now number two on the list of rape...

Once a Liberal...

...always a Liberal...In his most recent contribution to the site, Levin commented on an article in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, entitled, “What exactly is an unusual sexual fantasy?”********** RELATED: Levin, Levin... ...that sounds so familiar..."In a recent CP24 video from Toronto’s Pride parade,...

And St-Ignace in Huronia...

...will be renamed... "Big Missionary Stew"...To prevent him from speaking more, they cut off his tongue, and both his upper and lower lips. After that, they set themselves to strip the flesh from his legs, thighs, and arms, to the very bone; and then put it to roast before his eyes, inorder to eat it.And then there's this...If a group of First Nations get their wish, Calgary will be renamed Wichispa...

How would you react...

...if you found out your cardiothoracic surgeon had been part of an "affirmative action" troop back in medical school? My personal feelings about this sort of thing are no secret...Ok, here's what I think. If I came home from work and my house was on fire... who would I want running up that ladder to pull my kid to safety? At that point I wouldn't be thinking SAT scores, or where anybody came from,...

Trudeau "Apology Tour 2017" continues

Trudeau says it's now theoretically possible the trash could be repatriated by Canada, although there's still questions around who will pay for it. He says the issue is a long-standing irritant rooted in a commercial transaction that didn't involve government.Oh, I know who's gonna pay for it.Trudeau says his government has already removed a legal hurdle that had prevented the waste from being returned...

I Blame Geography

Once again, the mysterious curse of Northwest Toronto strikes down a hapless citizen...A man believed to be in his 50s has died in hospital after a daylight stabbing on Weston Road, north of Lawrence Avenue. Police said they are looking for one suspect who fled in a red sport utility vehicle. He...

ALLAHU AKBARBIE

“It’s something I wear like I wear a shirt or I wear pants,” she said, adding that she hoped children would “take it off and try it on their other Barbies.”********** RELATED: Just clothing?"The niqab is no more an article of clothing than a KKK costume. Both are cause-rooted uniforms, draped over...

FROM THE COMMENTS:

"Okay, that puts it in perspective! We need to subpoena Walter Koenig right away, before he flees the country!"And..."Well, it might be expensive, but at least it's ugl...

Oberlin College offers...

...a masters degree in thuggery...David Gibson believed the policy would be inconsistent with his core belief that an educational institution of higher learning should be teaching its students not to commit robbery and theft, instead of sheltering and excusing that criminal activity. Thus, Oberlin College took a position that sacrificed the commitment to the rule of law and the safety of the Oberlin...

$58 trillion needs to be invested...

...in the "War on Carbon Dioxide"...So, if my math is correct, we are being asked by Tom “Rhymes with Liar” Steyer and his green rent-seeking pals and the one world government freaks at the UN to gamble the equivalent of 290 Apollo Missions on the unproven theory that CO2 acts as the control knob for...

When "Professional" Journalists attack

Help keep a good meme alive...USA TODAY ISSUES "A CLARIFICATION"USA Today replied to its video with the tweet, saying: “To clarify, the video shows both the shooter’s modifications, as well as other possible modifications. The shooter did not use a chainsaw bayonet.”I'm thinkin' USA Today also owes...

Lest We Forget

Do you know someone who enlisted in World War I in Canada? •• Search the WWI CEF database •• Do you know a Canadian killed while serving his country? •• Search the Commonwealth War Graves database •• My wife's grandfather, a member of the Canadian Cyclist Battalion, (pictured, in the kilt)...

Why aren't politicians worried about...

...the kids who aren't continuously and heedlessly slamming poison into their veins?“The needles are over here!” That was the surprising and concerning direction I received today from a group of elementary students from St. Michael’s Choir School. The parking lot beside their playground has been riddled...

Just something to ponder...

...during your 5 year wait to see a neurologist...The Sky Guys, a two-year-old Toronto-based company, has won a $750,000 contract to work with the Ministry of Transportation over the next two years to develop artificially intelligent-enabled drones to monitor Ontario’s 400-series highways.********** RELATED: Welfare and big business...Imagine if the big three automakers could back “car stamps” so...

That's some "Religion of Peace"

I just wanna know what they do at the bachelor party...An Egyptian bridegroom has been seriously injured after he was hit by shotgun pellets fired by a guest celebrating his wedding. The groom suffered serious injuries to his testicles, thigh and hand and is being treated in hospital. Reports of...

And William Wallace wept

“This is a public health measure and public health measures are always about society deciding on a self-imposed restriction for the public good,” he said. “It is a bit like the smoking ban or minimum alcohol pricing.”Or making "medical" marijuana available to teenagers? ********** RELATED: I'm from the government... ...I'm here to save you...Germany's top court has ruled that there must be the...

FROM THE COMMENTS:

"So #ClimateBarbie, do chemical weapons have a carbon footprint or not?"********** UPDATE: Another Trudeau acolyte eats crow...Environment Minister Catherine McKenna says the now-deleted tweet was "clearly a mistake" and condemned Syrian President Bashar al-Assad's regime in the war-torn count...

Christians, Jews, Hindus & Sikhs...

...need not apply..."The city of Toronto will be funding a Muslim youth fellowship internship program in city councillors’ offices."Hiring based solely on religious affiliation. Isn't that how they do it in Iraq & Ir...

Who says Canadians are boring?

NISKU, Alberta - Two vehicles collided near the industrial park in Nisku on Monday morning, landing one vehicle in the ditch. The twist, however, is that none of the five people in one of the vehicles was wearing any clothes.YEEEEE-HAWWW!!! ********** UPDATE: Stranger and stranger..."Kidnapping charges are pending against three people arrested in the buff after a collision Monday morning in Nisku."********** LAST...

Just another day in ClintonWorld

Hillary Clinton personally OK’d a plan to have protesters dress in Donald Duck costumes to disrupt Donald Trump’s campaign rallies. Brazile said she was worried that not only would the stunt feed allegations made by Trump campaign operatives that Clinton was hiring protesters, but that the Disney Corp....

“The safety of a republic..."

"...depends essentially on the energy of a common National sentiment; on a uniformity of principles and habits; on the exemption of the citizens from foreign bias, and prejudice; and on that love of country which will almost invariably be found to be closely connected with birth, education and family.”********** RELATED: More manufactured "racism"Dauntarius Williams, 21, admitted to spraying the...

Those violent, lawless "Canadians"...

...putting us all to shame..."One gun was allegedly found in the possession of alleged Jamestown Crips gang members Ayub Osman, 20, and Mohamed Abdulle, 25, who were found allegedly drunk and passed out in a parked car in downtown Toronto in July." "And Michigan native Randy Jackson II could be linked...

Because... Africa

"The US special forces detachment ambushed in the Niger last month fought alone for hours after the local Nigerien forces they were accompanying fled in the first minutes of the engagement." "Four US Green Berets and five Nigerien troops died in the incident."Lest you imagine this was an isolated incident of the outrageous inhumanity, perfidy and faithlessness of African militaries and militias...The...

I'm beginning to see...

...a pattern here... what exactly has Justin Trudeau's chief fundraiser been up to?Bronfman and his Montreal-based investment company, Claridge Inc., were key players linked to a $60-million US offshore trust in the Cayman Islands that may have cost Canadians millions in unpaid taxes. It's a 24-year...

Because, gawd knows...

...it's not like my PC has ever crashed..."In the last two weeks, for the first time in the rich history of the TTC and unbeknownst to the passengers in the cars behind, hundreds of trains were being run by computer."********** RELATED: I'm from the government... ...I'm here to save you..."I am concerned...

Science, Yo!!!

"When the computer was given five pictures of a person, it answered correctly 91 per cent of the time for men and 83 per cent for wome...

Don't give me that...

..."thousands of years of oral history" bs. - Christopher Pauchay couldn't even remember where he left his kids...“That’s sacred ceremonial grounds. That’s where our relatives, the grizzly bear, live. And if their habitat is somehow destroyed, you are destroying our relatives,” Perry Bellegarde, national...

Dear Ontario Ministry of Health...

...any word yet on when I'll be getting a family physician?Ontario’s Emergency Medical Assistance Team is setting up an insulated tent in Moss Park to provide a heated space for supervised drug consumption in the midst of an “overdose crisis.”Say, I wonder what would happen if a local pub or eatery did this very same thi...

Follow the money

“Wait,” I said. “That victory fund was supposed to be for whoever was the nominee, and the state party races. You’re telling me that Hillary has been controlling it since before she got the nomination?” Gary said the campaign had to do it or the party would collapse.Oh... it gets better...When the Politico story described this arrangement as “essentially … money laundering” for the Clinton campaign,...

You can almost smell...

...that NatPo professional journalism...No who, where or why... no description of any sort. Meanwhile, heads will likely roll at the Toronto Red Star as someone actually lets slip a name...On Wednesday, Toronto police said Ibrahim Mohammed Ibrahim, 23, is wanted for first-degree murder. He is considered...

Orwell was right

Some animals are more special than others...The commissioners produced 10 recommendations in its report, including a call for the creation of a "commemoration fund," that would help families remember their lost loved ones. It also endorsed the idea of providing compensation to the families of a missing...

Why should we "just live with it?"

And now eight people are dead and dozens more injured - at the hands of a guy who came here in 2010 because he won a Green Card in the so-called "diversity lottery". Why was that stupid program not suspended on September 12th 2001?Oh yeah... one last note..."Sayfullo" is a Central Asian rendering of...