SMELL THAT 'PROFESSIONAL' JOURNALISM...

SWEET BABY JEBUS...

-- "Diddy was served Swedish meatballs for dinner following his arraignment. If the fallen Bad Boy Records founder was watching his weight, he could have opted for a black bean burger. If that needed to be more random, his sides included egg noodles, green beans, a garden salad with dressing and a 16 oz. beverage.". --

UPDATE: TORONTO HOMICIDES #61-62/2024

THE FAMILY THAT BANGS TOGETHER... HANGS TOGETHER...

-- "The dead men from yesterday's 'altercation', where, uh... 'shots broke out'... have been identified as Ibrahim Handule, 26, and Deshawn Walters, 27." --

Handule, Handule... that sounds so familiar. 

And there's another one here. 

To be fair to the Handule brothers... it wasn't ol' Deshawn's first rodeo either.

JUSTIN'S 'POST NATIONAL' ENTREPRENEURS ARE UPPING THEIR GAME...

-- "Peel Regional Police have released video of a brazen daylight auto theft which shows a South Asian woman running over the victim in a stolen Porsche Cayenne near Winston Churchill Blvd and Eglinton Avenue." --

And...

-- "Shemore Getfield, 25, accused of robbing two retail stores in Scarborough assaulted a member of the Hold Up Squad before he was arrested." --

But wait... there's more...

Fraudsters Rajivan Thillaindarajah, 39 and Sajjad Ahmad, 40, have been arrested, and three others are still at large in connection with a door-to-door sales fraud that police said victimized more than 200 people across Ontario.

I JUST CHECKED AND ALL MY GUNS ARE IN THE SAFE UPSTAIRS...

MORE AUTONOMOUS FIREARMS?

-- "York Regional Police Homicide Unit say two people are dead following a shooting at a Bayview Park in Keswick.  No further details have been released so far." --

Wonder if it's like the Jane-Driftwood double murder using AI guns?

"It would appear that this was an altercation between a group of people, and GUNSHOTS BROKE OUT.  The suspects then left the scene," Duty Insp. Todd Jocko told reporters Tuesday afternoon.

Meanwhile... back at the ranch.

YOU MEAN ASIDE FROM HAVING YOUR TESTICLES BLOWN OFF?

I GUESS IT'S A SLOW NEWS DAY IN 'PROFESSIONAL' JOURNALISM LAND...

-- "Israel's pager explosion attack on Hezbollah members will likely have ‘several negative effects’ on the militant group and its operations. ‘The nature and scale of the attack also likely stoked confusion and shock among some Hezbollah members.’" --

Live and don't learn...

-- "Hezbollah’s Al Manar TV reported another round of explosions in multiple areas of Lebanon, which it said were the result of walkie-talkies detonating." --

Terrorising the terrorists... the irony abounds.

NOTHING A LITTLE SWEATLODGE WON'T TAKE CARE OF...

UPDATE4: TORONTO HOMICIDE #04/2023...

-- Aboriginal man sentenced to 3 years for manslaughter in death of 73-year-old CBC producer... Cropearedwolf has a lengthy criminal history, with 65 offences on record between Canada and the United States — most of which were burglaries or robberies, but with incidents involving violence as well.". --

OR, AS THE LOCALS REFER TO IT... 'THE JUNGLE'...

-- "Toronto Police are investigating after a man was shot in Lawrence Avenue and Allen Road area Tuesday night. No descriptions have been released." --

MADNESS

-- "The 30-second ads from the conservative advocacy group CatholicVote say that 236 girls under 18 had their breasts removed with taxpayer funds. The ads state, ‘a vote for Harris: a vote for medical experiments on kids.’" --

Media is gaffing the wheel every day.

DRIFTWOOD AVENUE... AKA DIVERSITY CENTRAL...

TORONTO HOMICIDES #61-62/2024

-- "Toronto Police say life-saving measures are being performed on two men in their 20s following a shooting at Jane St. - Driftwood Ave in North York this afternoon. No suspect information has been released." --

Update...

-- "One person is dead, and another has serious injuries. There is no word on arrests or suspects at this time, but police say two firearms have been recovered." --

Update2... second man is also dead 

The r/Torontology subreddit is already on it. 

Meanwhile, in other diversity news...

UPDATE2: TORONTO HOMICIDES #49-50/2024

LOOKS LIKE IT'S NOT MY LEGAL, REGISTERED GUNS... YET AGAIN...

-- "Toronto Police Service say Christopher Kane, 25, has been arrested and faces firearm-related charges stemming from a quadruple shooting in Scarborough that killed Braydon McCann, 22, of Toronto, and Sarah Prehay, 23." --

And things are warming up in St. Catharines

-- "Police have released new video footage showing two suspects wanted in connection with a deliberately set fire at a St. Catharines shawarma restaurant earlier this week." --

THE FEDS CAN'T GET TRUMP... APPARENTLY THEY'LL SETTLE FOR RFK JR...

BIDEN-HARRIS WHITEHOUSE HAS A NEW LAWFARE TARGET...

-- "The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration opened an investigation into former Independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. for allegedly decapitating a dead whale 20 years ago." --

SOUNDS LIKE R. KELLY'S GONNA GET A ROOM-MATE...

-- “Freak Offs were elaborate and produced sex performances that Combs arranged, directed, masturbated during, and often electronically recorded. During these regularly occurring Freak Offs — which sometimes lasted for days — Combs would give out drugs to ‘keep the victims obedient and compliant,’ the indictment alleges." --

Meanwhile... back at the ranch...

-- "Toronto Police have made an arrest after an individual was allegedly sexually assaulted by food delivery driver Azaz Ahmed Bablu inside an apartment building elevator at Yonge and Grosvenor streets over the weekend." --

REACH OUT AND TOUCH SOMEBODY... A MASTER CLASS IN COUNTER-TERROR OPS...

-- "Dozens of members of Hezbollah have been seriously wounded on Tuesday across Lebanon when the handheld pagers they use to communicate exploded, Lebanese state media and officials said. it appears the devices were hacked and detonated in a coordinated attack. Iran’s ambassador to Lebanon, Mojtaba Amani, was among those injured by the pager explosions." --

PETN in the battery packs...  9 Killed, 4,000 Wounded in Lebanon

-- "The Israeli spy agency Mossad allegedly intercepted Hezbollah’s shipment of new pagers months ago and rigged them 9ith high explosives — resulting in the stunning attack on the Lebanese terror group Tuesday,." --  

Meanwhile... back in Washington...

-- "The incident occurred earlier Tuesday in Tlaib's Capitol Hill office, where her pager had been sitting on a desk before spontaneously detonating, causing a significant scare but leaving no reported injuries." --

I'M SO OLD I REMEMBER WHEN CANADA WASN'T A WAR ZONE

THE PEACEFUL, LAID-BACK LEFT COAST...

Seems this is a continent-wide phenomena.

IS ANYONE REALLY SURPRISED?

-- "Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has suffered another devastating byelection blow with the loss of a second Liberal stronghold, this one to the Bloc Quebecois in LaSalle—Émard—Verdun. Longtime Liberal supporter and strategist Andrew Perez called this new loss ‘yet another nail in Justin Trudeau’s coffin.’" --

Jagmeet and the Dippers blew this one badly as well...

-- "The decision to put out an election pamphlet with anti-Israel rhetoric and a Palestinian flag was a political blunder of epic proportions." --

ARKANCIDE LADY MUSES ABOUT 'THIRD TIME LUCKY'...

-- "Hillary Clinton said Monday that former President Donald Trump’s politics of ‘hate and division’ put the United States’ security in danger. ‘The object in this case is Donald Trump, his demagoguery, his danger to our country and the world.’" --

And it's not just Shrillary. 

Vance weighs in...

The big difference between conservatives and liberals is that we no one has tried to kill Kamala Harris in the last couple of months, and two people now have tried to kill Donald Trump,” Vance said to a large crowd at a Faith and Freedom Coalition event.

CRIMINALS DON'T CARE ABOUT LAWS...

-- "Shannon Watts, the founder of Bloomberg affiliated Moms Demand Action (a large Anti-You-Have-A-Gun organization) decided to blame Republicans for the lack of Red Flag Laws after the attempt on Trump’s Life in a State WITH Red Flag Laws". --

 

Meanwhile... back at the ranch.

No word on which gun club they belonged to...

-- "Toronto Police say they are investigating after shots were fired at a jewelry store on Eglinton Avenue near Bathurst Street for the second consecutive night. A suspect description was not provided." --

NO WORRIES THOUGH... COPS STILL HAVE THAT 'WATER PISTOL LADY' BY THE SHORT HAIRS...

WHAT'S NEW IN JUSTIN TRUDEAU'S 'CATCH & RELEASE' CANADA?

-- "Kurt Churchill, accused in a 2020 homicide in St. John's is no longer being prosecuted after Justice Vikas Khaladkar granted him a stay of proceedings due to court delays." --

Not his first rodeo...

-- "In 2014, Churchill was acquitted when his lawyer successfully argued his drug trial had been unfairly delayed." --

Not familiar with 'Water Pistol Lady?'

-- "Wendy Washik, 58, is facing a charge of assault with a weapon, but Washik says she was having a playful water gun fight with a child when she accidentally sprayed water on a neighbour’s chest. Washik is an educational assistant and cannot return to work until the case is settled." --

OLIVIA CHOW'S MCSTABBY SOCIALIST PARADISE...

NO, YOU FILTHY COLONIZERS... THEIR NAMES ARE A SECRET...

-- "A woman was taken to a trauma centre with serious, but non life-threatening, injuries after being stabbed late Monday afternoon near Thorncliffe Park Drive and Overlea Boulevard. A suspect has been arrested, but police have not provided any details." --

Olivia said there would be social workers...

-- "Toronto Police have arrested two people following a vehicle collision involving an unmarked police car. They have not provided any information on the alleged suspects." --

REMEMBER, 'PERSON IN CRISIS' ACTUALLY MEANS CRAZY, VIOLENT M@THERFUCKER!

NO MORE OF THIS POLITICALLY CORRECT HORSESHIT...

-- "The Toronto Police Service says one of its officers has been rushed to hospital with serious injuries after responding to a person in crisis. TPS says the officer was injured by broken glass and is currently undergoing surgery." --

And of course, they turned this guy loose...

WINNIPEG -- Vincent Li left a troubling note for his ex-wife just days before he killed, beheaded and cannibalized a sleeping passenger on a Greyhound bus last summer, a Winnipeg court heard Tuesday." --

Bring back the 'cooking chair'......

CLEVELAND — A woman who fatally stabbed a 3-year-old boy as he sat in a grocery cart outside an Ohio supermarket and wounded his mother has been found incompetent to stand trial.

Hear me out... here's my reasoning. 

If you can't, for WHATEVER reason, control your violent homicidal impulses... that's actually more of a reason to lock your unbalanced ass up... forever. 

Here's question number one... were they committing criminal acts? 

Why doesn't Justin want Terrell's guns?

-- "Terrell McKenzie, 19, of Brampton, has been charged with one count each of robbery with an offensive weapon, break and enter, fail to comply with probation order, and fail to comply with YCJA sentence." --

LIBERALS DECIDE TO GO WITH KAMALA'S 'LITERALLY HITLER' GAME PLAN...

MORE HORSEFEATHERS FROM THE FOLKS WHO DECLARED 'MARTIAL LAW'...

-- "Liberal House leader Karina Gould kicked off the fall sitting of Parliament Monday by calling Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre a 'fraudster' and a 'bully' and accusing him of holding a secret agenda that Canadians won't like." --

Karina.. you mean the mess Justin created?

That's hard to imagine.

-- "Gould said the financial stress Canadians are facing would be made worse by a Poilievre government she said would cut benefits to seniors and families." --

Liberals are digging their own graves...

"In fact, polling has only improved for Poilievre after the Liberals tried to smear Poilievre as somehow being connected to a ficitious group which he has already denounced."

COMPARE AND CONTRAST...

-- "If a Trump supporter armed with a rifle and a scope were stalking Kamala and got within a few hundred yards of her, this would not be how the media would cover it.  It’s not a really big story like Taylor Swift endorsing Kamala.  Now that you bring out the 72-point font for." --

Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift... that sounds so familiar.

IT'S A 'LEGAL SYSTEM'... NOT A JUSTICE SYSTEM...

MAN SWARMED AND STABBED... WOLF PACK KILLER GOES FREE...

-- "The first teenager to be sentenced in the death of Kenneth Lee will not face further time in custody, and instead participate in a 'community-based program.'  Justice David Stewart Rose says the sentence reflects that the teen has taken accountability for her actions by pleading guilty." --

'Community-based program', huh?   Which community are we talking about? 

And you'll never get to know if she's living down the street. 

What hath the Liberal/NDP alliance wrought? 

Woke media refuses to say who's pulling triggers...

-- "The victim has been identified as Quentin Dorsainvil, of Ottawa." --

Apparently the Ottawa Police aren't as shy as the local lapdog media.

SMELL THE 'PROFESSIONAL' JOURNALISM...

DEAR JOURNOS... WHAT WAS HE WANTED FOR?

-- "A 21-year-old man is dead after an ‘interaction’ with York Regional Police officers early Monday morning. While the cause of death is unclear at this time, Toronto Paramedic Services told CP24 that they were ‘called to the area for a fall,’ Ontario’s Special Investigations Unit is probing the incident." --

Are they inferring that the cops tossed this guy off a balcony? 

Seriously?

THE DEADLY 'DOGS OF WOKE' ARE COMING FOR YOU...

-- "Even courses with titles that seem to cover traditional medical topics have been infected by ideology, according to their descriptions.  For example, Harvard Medical School offers 'Integrated Human Pathophysiology' — which somehow incorporates topics such as 'health equity” and “climate change.'" --

Sweet baby jebus... it's everywhere! 

Meanwhile... back at the ranch...

-- "All lawyers regulated by the Law Society of British Columbia are required to take a course on Indigenous culture." --

OH, YOU KNOW... THE GUY WHO IS SHELTERING THE HAMAS BILLIONAIRES...

MORE PRECISELY... THE GUYS WHO STOLE 12 BILLION AID DOLLARS...

-- "The Prime Minister’s Office says Sheikh Tamim bin Hamad Al Thani, the Emir of Qatar will arrive in Ottawa for a two-day visit this week. Trudeau says in a statement the two countries are ‘important partners’." --

 Qatar, Qatar... that sounds so familiar. 

Words of wisdom from the late Ismail Haniyeh...

-- "The 'blood of Gaza’s women, children, and elderly' is needed to 'awaken Palestinian resolve,' according to Hamas terror chief Haniyeh, who continues making calls for Palestinian sacrifice from the comfort of his luxury hotel home in distant Qatar." --

THE BIDEN-HARRIS ADMINISTRATION IS DETERMINED TO REWRITE HISTORY...

-- "'Nearly everything you have narrated in the proposal reflects historical distortions of epic proportions,' historian Dr. Jeff Broome replied in an email to the National Park Service that he shared with me. 'I could not be paid enough to put together such a false narrative.'" --

And the British Columbia Law Society says... 'Hold my Beer!' 

Smell that 'professional' New York Times journalism...

-- "The guy who’s married to a child of immigrants of Indian descent is a ‘blood and soil nationalist’ according to certified lunatic Jamelle Bouie. The use of ‘blood and soil’ generated an immediate backlash of accusations that the paper tied Vance’s America First policies with German nationalism espoused by the Nazi party. The New York Times has since removed the controversial headline." --

Maybe they can work up another leftwing lunatic to take another shot at Trump. 

OOPS... spoke too soon.

CHILDLESS CAT LADIES SHOULD MAYBE LET THE ABORIGINALS DECIDE

-- "The descendants of Blackfeet Chief John Two Guns White Calf who served as the face of the Washington Redskins for 48 years want his image back in the NFL. Two Guns White Calf’s proud portrait adorned Redskins helmets, T-shirts, playing fields and marketing materials from 1972 until 2020. The celebrated Blackfeet chief and his life story were canceled even as polls showed that 90% of Native Americans supported the team name and White Calf portrait." --

SHORTER 'DOGS OF WOKE'... MAYBE FREE GOVERNMENT-SUPPLIED HEROIN ISN'T THE ANSWER?

-- "British Columbia will be opening 'highly secure facilities' where people with serious addiction and mental health issues, as well as brain injuries, will receive involuntary care, officials said Sunday." --

DEMOCRATS APPARENTLY NEED TO START RECRUITING MORE COMPETENT ASSASSINS...

...IDIOTS, EXPLOSIVES AND FALLING ANVILS AIN'T GONNA DO IT...AGAIN...

-- "The suspect in the second assassination attempt on former President Donald Trump in two months has been identified as Ryan Wesley Routh, law enforcement sources confirmed. Routh was able to get way, but was later stopped by authorities and arrested." --

JOE BIDEN ON MONDAY JULY 8, 2024

-- 'We’re done talking about the debate. It’s time to put Trump in the bullseye.' --

Another Re-Tardy Oswald...

-- "I am constantly looking for collaborative opportunities which yield the most public impact for the improvement of our society." --

You know... like murder. 

Somebody get ol' Hakeem a dictionary...

-- "Democrat House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries took to X on Sunday to decry what he called ‘extreme MAGA Republicans,’ an hour after former President Donald Trump survived a second assassination attempt on his life." --

And...

-- "Reverend Dr. Jacqui Lewis said on MSNBC’s broadcast of 'The Saturday Show' that former President Donald Trump is ‘exactly like’ Nazi leader Adolf Hitler." --

I blame 'Ebonics.'

SHE SHOULD HAVE JUST GONE TO THE 'SAFE DRINKING SITE'...

...OH... WAIT...

-- "Ontario woman Amanda Huska, 36, has died of liver disease after doctors denied her a life-saving liver transplant because she failed to abstain from the alcohol that made her sick in the first place. The case cuts to the heart of a perennial issue in Canadian legal bioethics — whether and how personal behaviour should affect a person’s eligibility for specialized medical care." --

'PLAN B' MAY HAVE TO INVOLVE TORCHES AND PITCHFORKS...

THE FOLKS WHO DON'T GIVE A SHIT HOW TAYLOR SWIFT VOTES...

-- "The Castle Rock Town Council has voted unanimously to explore suing the city of Denver over its migrant policies, and other municipalities may join them.  According to the city, Denver has brought in more than 42,000 people from the southern border since December 2022.  The idea is to join with other municipalities and say it's time to stop." --

LIKE GERMANY... IT SEEMS THE DUTCH HAVE HAD MORE THAN ENOUGH...

-- "The populist-led government in The Netherlands has announced it will use emergency powers to declare an asylum crisis and will formally request to 'opt-out' from European Union migration diktats." --

Speaking of crisis...

-- "Toronto Police are looking to identify three people wanted in connection with assaulting a police officer during a downtown demonstration." --

I'm so old, I remember when we were a 'nation of laws'. 

So, newly renamed 'Sankofa Square' goes full Wakanda.  

Will Olivia et al be doing the pooper-scooping?

DACHAS FOR THE PRIVILEGED APPARATCHIKS…

HOW COMMUNISM ACTUALLY WORKS...

-- "Six New York City Department of Education employees used ‘forged permission slips’ to take their own kids and grandchildren to Disney World and on other city-funded trips meant for homeless students. The DOE would not say whether anyone was disciplined or paid restitution." --