NO GUN... NO PROBLEM...

-- "Toronto Police are searching for 23-year-old Ryan Petroff who is responsible for an attempted murder on the Nelson Mandela Walk on the Toronto Metropolitan University campus that injured four bystanders on Tuesday afternoon. The intended target was not one of the pedestrians who was struck."...

HIS KIDS ARE NEVER GONNA GET THAT PICTURE OUTTA THEIR HEADS...

-- "Jorge Gonzalez, 37, was remembered as a committed family man who had 'so many dreams' before he mysteriously died and his corpse was sexually abused by another man on a Manhattan subway train last week." -- BONUS RIFF... -- "Cops are also looking to speak with a woman who was seen rummaging...

CARNEY-POILIEVRE LEADERS 'DEBATE'... EVERYONE AGREES TO TAKE IMMIGRATION OFF THE AGENDA...

I HAD THOUGHT POILIEVRE WAS MY GUY... -- "Montreal doesn't even look the same in general anymore, the last time I was in the local mall you would have thought I was in Saudi Arabia." --...

THE LEFT GOES FULL FAUCI... FIRST THEY CAME FOR YOUR 'BEST FRIEND'...

-- "Left-wing magazine Mother Jones republished an article from fellow progressive outlet The Guardian that concluded dogs have ‘extensive and multifarious’ environmental impacts, disturbing wildlife, polluting waterways and contributing to carbon emissions. It pinpointed how canines are disturbing...

BOYS AND GIRLS... THE RETURN OF SANITY...

Supreme Court Judge Lord Patrick Hodge said in the ruling: ‘The definition of sex in the Equality Act 2010 makes clear that the concept of sex is binary, a person is either a woman or a man.’As usual, the Bee is all over this one. Apparently Hungary agre...

TORONTO HOMICIDES #08-09/2025

-- "Toronto Police are searching for two suspects after a deadly double homicide on Bain Avenue in Toronto’s Riverdale neighbourhood. Two male victims in their late teens or early 20s were located at the scene with gunshot wounds. One was pronounced dead and the other was transported to hospital...

LIBERALS ANNOUNCE 'GREEN SEDAN BUYBACK PROGRAM' AFTER FAILED TORONTO HIT...

-- "Duty insp. Todd Jocko said it appears that the suspect and their intended target knew each other, but wouldn’t elaborate on the nature of their relationship. Jocko said police are now in the process of speaking to witnesses and are reviewing video surveillance from the area." --...

ALPHABET PEOPLE EXPAND THEIR POPULAR 'BURNING OTHER PEOPLES STUFF' PROGRAM...

-- "The lipstick-wearing Jamison Wagner, 40, listed as a member of LGBT group 500 Queer Scientists, is charged with two counts of malicious damage or destruction of property and faces up to 20 years in prison on each count." --...

NOT THE ONTARIO I GREW UP IN...

-- "Niagara Regional Police are searching for five masked men with weapons after a 'violent' residential robbery in Grimsby, Ont. on Tuesday." -- And just now in Toronto... -- "Toronto Police say two males have been injured, one critically, in a late night shooting at Bain and Logan Avenues in...

APPARENTLY THERE IS NO SPANISH WORD FOR DIVORCE...

-- "Candido Raul Rubio-Perez, 54, is at large after stabbing his estranged wife to death outside the elementary school where she worked, Nashville Police said." --...

DEI MEANS DIE... THE DOWNSIDE OF HIRING BY SKIN COLOUR AND GENITALIA...

-- "After she crashed an articulated bus and INJURED FIVE PASSENGERS in a preventable collision at St-Laurent station in December 2018, Aissatou Diallo received only one day of OC Transpo refresher training before being cleared to return to work. One week later, Diallo crashed another...

THE REALITY IS...

-- "The photo in question was taken by Eric Lee of The New York Times, and ran with an article detailing the difficult tightrope walk that Whitmer — and other Democrats who were attempting to work hand-in-hand with the Trump administration — had to manage as such cooperation often angered members...

SMELL THAT 'PROFESSIONAL' JOURNALISM...

-- "She's so MAD, which would make sense if she were mad at her own network for giving anyone that impression, but oh no ... ORANGE MAN BAD." -- Who you gonna believe... me or your damn lyin' ey...

IT'S ALWAYS THE 'TRUE BELIEVERS' WHO ARE THE MOST DANGEROUS...

-- "Minister of Foreign Affairs Annalena Baerbock, one of the top Green party politicians in the country, has organised three charter flights to transport Afghans and Pakistanis to Germany throughout the remainder of the month, broadcaster NTV reports." --...

BRITAIN'S NEW CALIPHATE ACTUALLY STARTS HERE...

-- "By all accounts, HMP Frankland is a grim case in point. In the weeks leading up to Abedi’s attack, it was reported that the prison had been overrun by Islamist gangs, and that inmates who refused to convert were being forced into separation units for their own protection." -- Even Texas is...

HOW FAR WILL THE LUNATIC LEFT GO?

-- "The move comes after the Democratic governor asked lawmakers last month for a $3.4 billion loan from the state's general fund to cover some $6.2 billion in outstanding costs for Medi-Cal, one of the state's primary healthcare programs." -- It's what they do, I guess... -- "Media watchdogs...

I'M SO OLD I REMEMBER WHEN CANADIANS JUST USED TO BURN LEAVES...

CALLING INSPECTOR CLOUSEAU... -- "Peel Regional Police are investigating after three tow trucks were set on fire in two separate locations in Brampton overnight. Investigators are TREATING THE FIRES AS SUSPICIOUS.   No suspect descriptions have been released." -- Brampton, Brampton......

I'M FROM THE GOVERNMENT... I'M HERE TO SAVE YOU...

-- "A 2021 report from the Treasury Inspector General for Tax Administration (TIGTA) discovered special agents at the IRS Criminal Investigation Division accidentally fired their weapons more often than they intentionally fired them." -- It gets better... -- "The Internal Revenue Service...

WHERE'S HIS CO-DEFENDANT JOSEPH R. BIDEN?

-- "A Maryland jury on Monday found illegal immigrant Victor Antonio Martinez-Hernandez guilty of murdering 37-year-old mother of five Rachel Morin in August 2023. Martinez-Hernandez ambushed, strangled and beat her to death." -- The guilty verdict came after less than an hour of deliberations. And......

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL...

-- "Toronto Police have arrested 30-year-old Luis Alberto Alonzo Ramon who is accused of stealing approximately $33,000 worth of booze from LCBO stores across Toronto and the GTA. He’s been charged with 53 counts of theft under $5,000." -- Say... isn't animal torture a sign of sociopathy? --...

HARVARD GOES FULL HAMAS...

-- "'No government — regardless of which party is in power — should dictate what private universities can teach, whom they can admit and hire, and which areas of study and inquiry they can pursue,' the Ivy League school’s president, Alan Garber, wrote in a statement Monday." -- This isn't a fight...

NOW DO 'QUEER PEOPLE OF COLOR'...

-- "The flight is set to last just 11 minutes, with the crew experiencing four minutes of weightlessness." -- The word 'crew' implies that these ladies had something to do with operating the rocket. They were simply passengers on an 11 minute long publicity stunt with the billionaire owner's ...

THAT DREAMY LUIGI...

-- "‘Here’s this man who’s a revolutionary, who’s famous, who’s handsome, who’s young, who’s smart, he’s a person who seems like he’s this morally good man, which is hard to find,’ said ex-Washington Post reporter Taylor Lorenz.’ MisinfoNation’ host Donie O’Sullivan jokingly added, ‘Yeah, I just...

A POLITICIAN WHO KEEPS HIS PROMISES... HALLELUJAH!

-- "Asked whether he has any concerns about the hellhole prison where the deportees are being held, Trump told reporters Sunday that Bukele was doing a fantastic job. ‘He’s taking care of a lot of problems that we have that we really wouldn’t be able to take care of from cost standpoint,’ Trump...

'HAVE VAGINA... WILL GAVEL'...

HEY... WHERE'S MY QUEER WOMAN OF COLOUR? -- "The members of Ontario’s legislature are set to make history today by selecting the province’s first female Speaker — but just who will take up the mantle remains to be seen." -- It's all about the Girrrl Pow...

AND PEOPLE WONDER WHY THE AFD IS SO POPULAR...

-- "The knifeman who killed a 29-year-old German man at the Berlin Kaiserdamm subway station on Saturday has been identified as a 43-year-old Syrian, the public prosecutor’s office said on Sunday. Prosecutors have not disclosed the immigration status of the Syrian attacker." --...

DRAINING THE DEMOCRAT SWAMP... YOU GOTTA START SOMEWHERE...

-- "All 15 Arizona counties have now begun the process of verifying and removing noncitizens from their voter rolls, including nearly 50,000 registrants who did not provide proof of U.S. citizenship." --...

FROM THE FOLKS WHO BROUGHT YOU MACHINEGUNS AT WEDDINGS...

-- "Public executions are a part of Islam, Taliban leader Hibatullah Akhundzada vowed Saturday, days after four men were killed by gunfire as cheering crowds watched on." -- And, no... I'm not kidding about the wedding thing.  Not kidding at all. Meanwhile... back at the ran...

I CAN'T WAIT FOR AOC AND BERNIE TO START BLAMING TRUMP...

-- "Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro and his family were forced to evacuate the Governor’s mansion after an arsonist set it on fire overnight while they were sleeping. The blaze broke out just hours after the Governor posted a picture of his family celebrating the first night of Passover on Saturday."...

LAST MINUTE BIDEN FAMILY PARDONS MAKE PERFECT (CRIMINAL) SENSE...

-- "Can't help but wonder if those pardons are actually legit since they were signed with the autopen. Seriously, what is Congress waiting for?" -- RELATED: Looks like the FBI stepped on their dicks majo...

YOUR DAILY GTA MAYHEM...

-- "Peel Regional Police Insp. Matt Small confirmed a shooting outside a bat at Dundas Street and Blundell Road in Mississauga left one man injured with a gunshot wound late Saturday night. t’s under how many rounds were fired, but across the parking lot officers appear to have laid nearly 70 evidence...

TAMARA LICH WAS APPARENTLY UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT...

-- "Mark Carney isn’t interested in dialogue. He wants obedience. He doesn't trust Canadians to discern truth from fiction. He believes it’s the job of government—his government—to curate the national conversation, to protect citizens from wrongthink, to act as referee over what is and isn’t acceptable...

NO 'FREEDOM OF SPEECH' AT PRINCETON UNIVERSITY...

-- "According to Danielle Shapiro, a Princeton senior, around 200 protesters gathered outside the venue, banging drums, shouting through megaphones, and using microphones to drown out former Israeli Prime Minister Naftali Bennett’s speech. She added that the disruption escalated when demonstrators...

THINK YOU WANNA BE A COP? THINK AGAIN...

NEXT TIME, JUST LET HIM SLIT HIS WRISTS... -- "When the man proceeded to harm himself, a Toronto Police officer discharged their less-lethal firearm at the man multiple times.   Three investigators and two forensic investigators have been assigned to the case." -- And... -- "Vancouver Police...

OLIVIA CHOW'S TORONTO... SAME DAY - DIFFERENT PENETRATING TRAUMA...

THOSE DARNED 'FEMALES'... -- "Toronto Police are investigating after a woman was reportedly STABBED IN THE HEAD near St. Lawrence and Richmond streets Saturday morning." -- Hey... I'm so old, I remember pre-kidnap Ontar...

'ALL THREATS... FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC'...

-- "In February 2025, Monper commented using his 'Mr Satan' account: 'Nah, we just need to start killing people, Trump, Elon, all the heads of agencies Trump appointed, and anyone who stands in the way. Remember, we are the majority, MAGA is a minority of the country, and by the time its time to...

BABY-STRANGLING RAPISTS MOUNT UK COURT CHALLENGE...

-- "Under the challenge, which they have dubbed ‘The Hamas Case’, led by Fahad Ansari of Riverway Law, it is asserted recognising Hamas as terrorists is a breach of the European Convention on Human rights. In this argument, it is stated that preventing British people from supporting Hamas...

CANUCKISTAN: THE NEW CALIPHATE FLEXES IT'S MUSCLES...

-- "'There are almost 1.8 million Muslims across Canada, and at times there can be anywhere between 60 to 80 ridings where there can be a Muslim swing,' he said, referring to ridings where Muslim voters make up a significant portion of the population." -- Yes, Canada... behold your bright, shiny...

ONCE AGAIN IT'S THE GUYS WITH THE WAY COOL NAMES...

Police in York Region are searching for 40-year-old Hamilton man Olivia Jorge Alejandro Rodriguez who they say is wanted in connection with a break and enter involving firearms earlier this year.And... -- "Rajesh Chowdhury, 25, is facing charges after three cars were set on fire at Bellamy Road and...

LUNATIC LEFT JUDGE SAYS 500,000 ILLEGALS GET TO STAY...

-- "These are the illegals that Biden flew by airplane en masse into the United States, including the Haitian migrants now occupying Springfield. Biden gave these illegals free housing, healthcare and welfare. Now Obama-appointed U.S. District Judge Indira Talwani says they have to stay here for...

SO MUCH WINNING...

-- "‘This commitment enables Novartis to expand on its current manufacturing, research and technology presence across the country with 10 facilities, including 7 brand new facilities, creating nearly 1,000 new jobs at Novartis and approximately 4,000 additional US jobs.’ The company also noted...

THE FIRST THING WE DO IS HANG ALL THE LAWYERS...

UPDATE3: TORONTO HOMICIDE #05/2023... -- "Andrews plans to testify at trial and will say that when he drove the Subaru onto the sidewalk, he was aiming to 'scare' Hopkins, Puil said. When he maneuvered the car back onto the sidewalk a second time, still trying to scare Hopkins, he accidentally struck...

JUST A TYPICAL 'TORONTO MAN'...

-- "Police in Durham Region have charged Toronto man Christian Senato, 29, after he allegedly pretended to be a 15-year-old boy in order ‘have a relationship’ with a 13-year-old girl. Investigators believe there may be additional victims." -- And then, there’s Kelvin Cheuk-Ho Lee....

HOW COMPLACENT & STUPID IS THE AVERAGE CANADIAN VOTER... I GUESS WE'LL FIND OUT...

-- "'If elected, my government will automatically revoke gun licences for individuals convicted of violent offences, including intimate partner violence,' Carney said." -- Wait… I could've sworn there was a law passed 40 YEARS AGO... -- "Since 1985 – anyone convicted of violent indictable offences...

WHY TRUMP WAS ELECTED: REASON #1542

-- "President Donald Trump’s deputies are wiping up the Social Security Numbers that were quietly given to illegal migrants by prior administrations. The multi-stage plan has already wiped out more than 6,300 numbers given to migrants with criminal records, terrorist affiliations, or cancelled...

SPECIAL RULES FOR SPECIAL PEOPLE... THE SOFT BIGOTRY OF LOW EXPECTATIONS...

-- "British Columbia’s top court has set aside a 21-month jail sentence and replaced it with house arrest for Isaac Harrison Davis, an Indigenous offender who punched another man, fracturing his skull and causing a severe brain injury. The Court of Appeal for British Columbia ruled that the judge...

YOUR DAILY GTA (COULTER'S LAW) MAYHEM...

-- "Two people were seriously injured after multiple suspects broke into a Scarborough townhouse on Sandhurst Circle, early Friday morning.   One victim was struck with a hammer and threatened with a knife, police say.  The suspects, all of whom are described as males between the ages...

NO... JUST NO...

-- "The unidentified accused necrophiliac is sought by the NYPD for having sex with the dead man on an R train just around 11:45 Tuesday night, police sources said. The dead man had boarded the subway around 8 p.m., and the suspect got on about three hours later — although it’s not clear exactly...

WHY WAS EMPEROR JUSTIN PROTECTING ACTUAL 'CANADIAN' NAZIS...

-- "Argentina’s government will declassify all government-held files on Nazi fugitives who settled in Argentina after World War II, Cabinet Chief Guillermo Francos announced Tuesday." -- Trudeau Liberals apparently chose a different path... -- "The Commission of Inquiry on War Criminals looked...

PENNSYLVANIA JUDGE SHOOTS SLEEPING BOYFRIEND IN THE HEAD...

YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT MAGA REPUBLICANS? -- "The shooting unfolded in February 2024 after Judge Sonya McKnight’s then-boyfriend, Michael McCoy, 54, attempted to end their one-year relationship and asked her to move out of his home." --...