Heinous crime or horrible smear?

Either way... this certainly bears further investigation...

Minnesota state Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-60B) has stated that she did marry "British citizen" Ahmed Nur Said Elmi in 2009, though the allegation that he is her brother is "absurd and offensive." Exclusive new evidence -- from official archived high school records and corroborating sources -- strongly supports the claim that Ahmed Nur Said Elmi is indeed her brother.

The motivation for the marriage remains unclear. However, the totality of the evidence points to possible immigration fraud and student loan fraud.

As this implicates Rep. Omar in multiple state and federal felonies, I have contacted the U.S. Attorney’s Office in Minnesota to submit all other information uncovered during our investigation.

UPDATE:   Now there's a DNA test 

RELATED:   Let's ask local journalists...

The timing of Omar’s 2009 marriage to Elmi nearly coincides with the 2007-2008 scandal surrounding the Somalian community in which the FBI revealed that many young Somali men were leaving the U.S. to fight for the terrorist organization al-Shabaab.

An additional scandal rocked the Somalian community in Minnesota in 2008 when the U.S. Department of State discovered widespread fraud in one of its largest programs for admissions to America, the so-called P-3 family reunification program.

LAST WORD:   While we're on "investigations"...

"So pardon us if we’re a teensy bit skeptical. Also, maybe I missed the memo from Whiteness Weekly, but who walks around Chicago, whose residents are currently more concerned about dying of frostbite, with bleach and rope?"

The Golf Pro in Chief

Obama, bin Sultan said, “would promise something and do the opposite.” He said that the president took the Middle East back 20 years and also spoke critically of the Iran nuclear deal.

These policies by Obama emboldened Russia and Iran and paved the way for them to enter Syria and interfere in the civil war that has raged there since 2011.

Liberals write off $163M...

...in student debt...

New spending documents show the government is giving up on debts from 31,658 students after “reasonable efforts to collect the amounts owed.”

It is the fourth time in the last five years that the government has written off outstanding student loans.

I guess "honouring your debts" is a relic of the patriarchy. Welcome to Justin's "post national" state.

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RELATED: Getting their moneys worth...

The heads of the Ryerson Students' Union have been given one week to explain approximately $250,000 in credit card spending, which critics say includes numerous questionable expenditures over an eight-month period.

The expenditures allegedly date back to May 2018, when Ram Ganesh began his term as President. Ganesh and Vice President Savreen Gosal took over the student union's credit card and began using it themselves.

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UPDATE: Hundred thousand here, hundred thousand there...

...pretty soon you're talkin' real money...

The dollar figure at the heart of a spending scandal at Ryerson University has now soared beyond half a million.

Sounding kinda third-worldy to me.

No dope for train drivers...

...wait'll Justin hears about this...

The Amalgamated Transit Union says the rules overreach into worker’s private lives and violate their constitutional rights.

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RELATED: Special rules for special people

Schrodinger's Country

1. Make up your minds already.

2. Build that wall.

King Joffrey Trudeau finally swings the axe...

...Tyrion McCallum belatedly realises he should've stayed in Mackenzie Kings Landing with his ale and his whores...

"The former ambassador was quoted in StarMetro Vancouver on Friday as saying 'it would be great for Canada' if the United States drops an extradition request against a Huawei executive detained in Canada."

Looks like the Imp doesn't get to make American foreign policy either. But he sure tried.

Sounds like somebody's been into "the milk of the poppy."

“Misspoke” is a burp, not a detailed hour-long soliloquy regarding one of the most sensitive files in Canada-China relations.

Dear Diary...

...today I am feeling a little hormonal...

One hour earlier, she had posted on social media: “One day I am going to kill a lot of people.”

Serial abuser Angus McTartan... wait...

...that's not the name...

Toronto-resident Hanh Nguyen was pronounced dead at the scene. Austin Le, 40 of Toronto has been charged with second-degree murder.

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RELATED: Once again, GTA shooter uses...

..."cloak of invisibility" to perpetrate ghastly crime...

Police say that they were called to the Dream Palace Banquet Hall and Restaurant near Keele Street and Rivermede Road for a reported shooting at around 4:15 a.m. No information has been released about potential suspects at this point.

Oh, yeah... two dead.

Ralph Goodale's Neo-Nazi witchhunt...

...hits a little Islamic bump in the road...

"A potentially explosive substance was found during a search, removed and blown up to neutralize it, police said, but they provided no details."

A refugee? From what country? I'm totally shocked.

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RELATED: Well... maybe stop making bombs?

Officers wanted to ensure the community leaders had the answers they needed, and were able to continue providing services to the family and the broader community.

‘What can the community do to make sure that this doesn’t become an incident that unjustifiably targets any ethnic group, national group, religious group?'”

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UPDATE: You'll have to excuse Ralph...

...he's been looking for the "real killers"...

REGINA — Canada’s Minister for Public Safety Ralph Goodale says right-wing, white supremacists and neo-Nazi groups are an increasing concern and threat to Canadians.

Goodale says the federal government is working with Internet providers to eliminate the issue.

From the folks who gave Omar Khadr $10,500,000 taxpayer dollars.

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MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH:

Dughmosh was found guilty of four counts of terrorism-related charges after attacking workers in June 2017 at an east Toronto Canadian Tire store with a golf club and butcher’s knife while draped in an ISIL banner.

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LAST WORD: Ask a Liberal Public Safety Minister...

The report said that to meet Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s election campaign promise to bring in 25,000 Syrian refugees by the end of 2015, changes were made to the screening process.

The screening period was shortened to 96 hours from 30 days, for example.

Sweet baby jebus.

Did Chief Saunders just sell Toronto...

...a dead parrot...

'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies!

• Dec 2018 • FLIP •

“To think we can arrest our way out of this is a falsehood.

• Jan 2019 • FLOP •

Why Chief Mark Saunders wants a $1B budget and
300 more officers.

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RELATED: Winchestered in Montreal

MONTREAL — Tony Magi, a businessman with reported links to organized crime in Montreal, has been shot dead. Magi was known to police and survived an assassination attempt in 2008. He was also kidnapped in 2005.

The first thing we do...

...is break out the breathalyzer...

That position took a serious hit Tuesday, when Canada's ambassador to China, John McCallum, told a select group of Chinese media, "I think she has quite good arguments on her side."

Did anybody check to see if he'd been drinking... cos' it wouldn't be the first time...

While the Defence Minister had earlier described the incident as a "wake-up call" to stop drinking, he didn't quit until six days ago. "It's embarrassing for me, for my family, for the government."

Not as embarrassing as this, I imagine...

"In a bizarre, rambling interview this afternoon, Michael Ignatieff's Finance Critic John McCallum openly accused the men and women of the Canadian Armed Forces of committing war crimes in Afghanistan."

Or this "Dave's not here" moment...

Rempel, who is the official critic for Immigration, Refugees and Citizenship asked McCallum how many Syrian refugee resettlement applications were started prior to October 19th of this year.

Rather than answering the question, McCallum said, “We’re into sunny ways, I would suggest to my colleague to look a little more cheerful.”

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UPDATE: McCallum gets spanked...

"Those eyebrows were further raised when McCallum released a statement later walking back his earlier remarks, saying they 'do not accurately represent my position on this issue.'"

Team Trudeau... only the best & brightest.

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RELATED: Who hasn't had a few brews and...

...done something they regret the next day? Right, Justin?

Trudeau was asked if he intended to recall or sanction his envoy to Beijing, John McCallum, for opining on how a Huawei executive being held in Canada might avoid extradition to the United States.

What sort of leverage does McCallum have on PM Dressup?

That's what I'm looking for...

..."Bill Gates approved" news...

"So CNN never misleads with its headlines, the Guardian never dresses up its agendas as news, and Buzzfeed stories are always accurate. One literally doesn’t have to go back three days to find dozens of examples to the contrary, but this would be too mind-numbingly pedantic a task."

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RELATED: NewsGuard run by "Swamp Things"

Many of the sites that NewsGuard has ranked as “trustworthy” have spent their past few days smearing the names of the students of Covington Catholic High School.

Just one more reason to use Firefox.

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LAST WORD: Smell the journalism...

By Saturday, the story had become so hot, and the appetite for it so deep, that some news outlets felt compelled to do some actual reporting. This was when the weekend began to take a long, bad turn for respected news outlets and righteous celebrities.

The full video reveals that these kids had wandered into a Tom Wolfe novel and had no idea how to get out of it.

Apparently, modern day Britain...

...just can't wait to be France...Where are the sons and grandsons of the men who stormed the beaches at Normandy?

And it's not just the children who have to beware...

Police are searching for a half-masked “axeman” who rampaged through a Tesco in south London, chasing terrified customers as they fled the store.

Well, Mr Mayor... your move.

Who could have seen that coming?

Stand by for amazing stories of gravity holding shit down...

Gigi Wu, a social media star famous for taking photos on top of mountains in a bikini has died after a tragic fall. Rescue workers were unable to locate Wu before she eventually succumbed to hypothermia.

There's some news I couldn't live without.

Throw Momma from the Train

Let's take that money from Kathleen Wynndfarm's "safe" injection sites and make sure Granny doesn't get strangled in her sleep...

There have been at least 29 homicides in long-term care homes in Ontario in the past six years, a health-care advocacy group said Monday. “The level of homicide in Ontario’s long-term care facilities is higher than virtually anywhere else in our society,” Ontario Health Coalition executive director Natalie Mehra said.

When considering those statistics in the context of Ontario having about 80,000 people living in long-term care homes, that’s a homicide rate four times the city of Toronto.

Take note that they're actually shading these numbers...

"The actual total of long-term care homicides is higher than the 29 found in the coroner’s data, Mehra said, because they don’t include the 8 victims of nurse Elizabeth Wettlaufer."

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RELATED: Toronto Community Housing...

...where the first dead body is deductible...

“It was the perfect storm. The bathroom was right there,” recalled Ohab. He sawed her body in the bathtub and ditched his clothing, her body parts, apparel, cell phone and the sofa where she smoked crack.

Makes perfect sense, no?

Just throw open the border...

...everything will be... sweet baby jebus...

Murders in Mexico rose by 33 percent in 2018, breaking the record for a second year running, official data showed, underlining the task facing the new president who has pledged to reduce violence in the cartel-ravaged country.

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RELATED: In other "borders are bad" news...

"Migrant youths make up nearly half of the unemployed youth in France, according to statistics gathered by the Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development."

Angus McTartan, noted Glaswegian thug...

...arrested by... wait... my mistake...

"A man wanted in a brazen daylight shooting in Toronto’s Beaches area earlier this month has been arrested."

He's in good company...

You worry about carbon dioxide...

...I've got bigger fish to fry...

At least 680 people have been infected with the Ebola virus in the Democratic Republic of Congo. It’s the second-largest Ebola outbreak in history, with 414 deaths so far.

But it could get worse: Health officials this week are concerned that Ebola appears to be spreading in the direction of Goma, a major population center in DRC.

I call your Paris Climate Accord...

...and raise you an equally nebulous "war on very bad, climate-y things"......

On the issue of climate change, Singh said that if he were to be elected prime minister he would set much tougher national emissions targets — despite the fact that no developed country, Canada included, is on track to meet the emissions targets set in the 2015 Paris climate accord.

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RELATED: A family of "social justice" warriors...

"There was no ambiguity over how Gurratan Singh, the brother of federal NDP leader Jagmeet Singh and NDP candidate in Brampton East felt about Toronto Police."

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LAST WORD: Must be running for something...Jagmeet says he's "not a fan of terrorism"... finally.

"Well, Ignacio, we got our free gas..."

"...I guess it's Marlboro Time..."

••• TLAHUELILPAN, Mexico (AP) — They were warned to stay away from the geyser of gasoline gushing from the illegally tapped pipeline in central Mexico, but Gerardo Perez says he and his son joined others in bypassing the soldiers.

By Saturday evening the death toll from Friday’s blaze had risen to 73, with another 74 people injured and dozens more were missing.

A second pipeline burst into flames Friday in the neighboring state of Queretaro as a result of another illegal tap.

The tragedy came just three weeks after President Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador launched an offensive against fuel theft gangs that have drilled dangerous, illegal taps into pipelines an astounding 12,581 times in the first 10 months of 2018.

Call me a pussy, but I hear the words "geyser of gasoline"... I know exactly which way I"m running.

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UPDATE: Death toll rises

Mexican Health Minister Jorge Alcocer said on Sunday the number of dead in the incident had risen to 79 people.

And Charles Darwin wept

I'm so old, I remember when they were called junkies...

♫ They tried to make me go to rehab
I said, no, no, no
Yes, I been black
But when I come back,
you'll know, know, know ♫

A labour arbitrator has ordered the Regional Municipality of Waterloo to give DS her job back, and to compensate her financially for her unfair dismissal, including general damages for “injury to dignity, feelings and self-respect.”

Hey... you know what also takes a shark-sized bite outta your precious dignity?

Drowning in a pool of your own vomit.

Sure, it's all fun and games...

...until somebody loses a leg...

At first, he was afraid of everything. But after a few months, Wally had begun to become domesticated... “He’s just like a dog, he wants to be loved and petted.”

Pelosi's "government shutdown" triumph...

...turning out to be a "Dewey beats Truman" moment...

President Trump has proven that he is a "disruptor" who changes the framework of thinking on major issues by refusing to accept the "givens" – the assumptions of how things always have been done and therefore always must be done.

I'm just trying to imagine the absolute shitstorm when Justice Ginsburg shuffles off this mortal coil.

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RELATED: Trump uses his "bigger" button

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LAST WORD: Why start it up again?

Spain Has No Government For 10 Months - Economy Grows, Unemployment Falls To 18.9%

You might just wanna scratch...

...Burkina Fasshole off your vacation list...

Government officials in Burkina Faso have confirmed geologist Kirk Woodman from Halifax has been found dead after being kidnapped in the west African country. The news comes soon after Sherbrooke native Edith Blais and her Italian friend Luca Tacchetto were reported missing in the west African nation.

"It's a terrible thing, a terrible thing. We understood since the Canadian diplomat Robert Fowler was kidnapped in Niger that part of the world had changed ... with the introduction of Islamic fundamentalists.

The capricious and unknowable Will of Allah... yet again.

MEANWHILE... BACK AT THE RANCH:

TORONTO -- A Toronto-area woman, Rehab Dughmosh, who admitted to attacking workers at a Canadian Tire store in July 2017 with a golf club and butcher knife in an effort to help ISIL has been found guilty of several terror charges.

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LAST WORD: As Canadian as a Witch Doctor

“NAIROBI, Kenya — A Canadian national and five other people suspected of helping extremist gunmen stage a deadly attack in the Kenyan capital this week appeared in court on Friday as prosecutors investigated them for suspected terror offenses.

Well, well, well...

...If it isn't the consequences of my own actions...

The former Toronto resident, Mohammed Abdullah Mohammed, 31, armed with a Kalashnikov rifle and a handgun when he was detained on Sunday by the Syrian Democratic Forces allegedly told interrogators he was a Canadian citizen of Ethiopian origin, and a former student at Toronto’s Seneca College.

Don't you worry, though... Prime Minister Dressup has Mohammed's back...

Trudeau has passed legislation that allows convicted terrorists who are dual nationals to keep their Canadian citizenship. He doesn’t even use the term “terrorist” to describe these militants. In a town hall earlier this year, Trudeau used an obscure euphemism to downplay the threat of ISIS fighters. He calls them "foreign travellers."

At least 60 known terrorists are now roaming around Canada. One returned terrorist openly boasted in a New York Times podcast about the atrocities he carried out for ISIS. He’s now back in Toronto, living with his parents and attending a taxpayer-funded university.

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COMPARE AND CONTRAST: Ralphie's "real killers"

REGINA — Canada’s Minister for Public Safety Ralph Goodale says right-wing, white supremacists and neo-Nazi groups are an increasing concern and threat to Canadians.

Goodale says the federal government is working with Internet providers to eliminate the issue.

From the folks who gave Omar Khadr 10.5 million taxpayer dollars.

CNN... News you can...

...sweet baby jebus...

It was a rough day for author and CNN legal analyst Areva Martin on Tuesday. Martin accused Sirius XM radio and Fox Nation host David Webb of “white privilege” during a segment on a radio program before he broke the news.

“Areva, I hate to break it to you, but you should’ve been better prepped. I’m black,” Webb said.

Oops.

Justin's "post-national" state...

As Canadian as "medicinal bear gall bladders"...

Deputy director of wildlife Cole Winegarden said Li Zhu Liu violated the basic tenets of responsible hunting by shooting game out of season, failing to correctly identify species and abandoning wildlife that were shot.

"Liu has not been deterred by his arrests, seizures, civil forfeiture of personal items or the charges he faces."

The documents detail a litany of hunting offences from 2013 to 2016, including the month-long period in 2014 during which Liu and his companions killed the white-tailed deer and the black bear.

PETA and the RCMP Firearms Czar were apparently unavailable for comment.

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RELATED: In other "irregular firearms enthusiast" news...

"Police say John Okoro, 23, of Toronto, is wanted for numerous charges including attempted murder and unauthorized possession of a firearm."

WEIRD FLEX AT A TRIPLE FATALITY

Surrounded by the dead and injured... Investigators show up and you're on the muscle?

Multiple transit supervisors expressed concerns about Aissatou Diallo’s suitability as an OC Transpo bus driver after two collisions on the road prior to Friday’s fatal crash at Westboro station, this newspaper has learned.

Diallo was allegedly not cooperative with police on scene and did not want to willingly go with police. They felt she needed to be arrested in order to be properly detained and questioned.

I blame the patriarchy.

UPDATE: Three dead identified

LAST WORD: I think those words you're saying...

...don't mean what you think they mean...

"If you are involved in an accident, we review that. There is refresher training, you are pulled off the road, you have to go out and be reassessed and make sure there are no issues," the city's general manager of transportation, John Manconi said.

"We have a process that is really rigorous. We review what occurred and we want to make sure it doesn't reoccur."

Your CBC... "You say it, we'll print it."

It's enough to make you...

...believe in karma...

Lingathasan Suntharamoorthy, 36, was gunned down inside his eighth-floor apartment near Kennedy Rd. and Hwy. 401 becoming the city’s fourth murder of 2019 – the fourth slain in six days.

He made headlines in 2005 when he and three other men were charged after a mentally disabled man was brutally beaten to death at a Scarborough diner.

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RELATED: Scarborough, Scarborough...

...that sounds so familiar...

On Saturday, January 12, 2019, at approximately 12:40 a.m, the Toronto Police Service received a call for a shooting in a parking lot in the Victoria Park Avenue and Sweeney Drive area. It is reported that a man fired multiple shots into a parked vehicle, with four people inside.

Scarborough "catch & release" program...

...paying the devil's dividend...

One man was killed, another is fighting for his life and a third walked into hospital with gunshot wounds after three separate overnight shootings in the city.

The man’s death marks Toronto’s fourth homicide of 2019.

Four people murdered in 11 days... and the coppers are closing in...

"Police are looking for three male suspects, all believed to be between the ages of 17 and 25, in connection with the death."

Look at that... they've already narrowed the suspect pool down to "not women."

What else are politically-correct officials and local media hiding under that "cloak of invisibility?"

When you’re the reputed leader of the notorious Heart of a King street gang — also something the jury wasn’t allowed to hear — you can get pretty much anything, even if you’re behind bars.

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RELATED: Just like O.J.

Never say Attorney General Caroline Mulroney isn't going after "the real killers"...

The Alcohol and Gaming Commission of Ontario has said it can levy thousands in fines if applicants who get retail licences do not open their stores on time.

Failing to sell pot by April 30, for example, would result in a $25,000 fine.

Compare and contrast...

Leigh Ming, 34, of Toronto, was convicted of possession of a firearm and received time served — 45 days pre-sentence custody — and a $10 fine.

Note that this is the guy who went on to commmit Toronto's first murder of 2019.

Riding public transit is like...

...sweet baby jebus...

OTTAWA -- Three people were killed and 23 injured when a double-decker city bus struck a transit shelter in Ottawa on Friday afternoon.

The driver of the bus was arrested at the scene. Police Chief Charles Bordeleau wouldn't say why she was detained.

The last time this happened, the driver didn't walk away...

There were 83 people on the OC Transpo bus when it crashed into passenger train No. 51 the morning of Sept. 18, 2013.

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UPDATE: Ottawa cops climb down from "arrest"

Ottawa police said they have released the driver of the OC Transpo double-decker bus "unconditionally" after arresting her and bringing her in for questioning following the crash Friday.

Forget about a wall, it's time...

...to start calling in airstrikes...

REYNOSA, Tamaulipas – Mexican authorities found the remnants of a fierce gun battle between rival cartels immediately south of the Texas border near Roma, Texas – an area without any physical barriers and a drug/human smuggling hotbed.

The fighting left 21 dead and five torched vehicles.

It gets better... by which I mean worse...

Cartel Jalisco New Generation gunmen kidnapped, castrated and murdered a rival group of men in Coatzacoalcos, Veracruz.

Cultural relativity at its finest.

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RELATED: The Jailbait Chronicles

"The country where most requests came from was Mexico, followed by Pakistan, Jordan, the Dominican Republic and Yemen. Middle Eastern nationals had the highest percentage of overall approved petitions."

Fake news, fake medicine...

...P.T. Barnum was right...

A recent study in The Lancet highlights a disturbing trend – cancer patients using crowdfunding sites to pay for worthless and misleading fake cancer treatments, like homeopathy.

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RELATED: Gimme my new penis, now!

What's up with Rapid Onset Gender Dysphoria?

"She went from ... hating white males to now wanting to become one and wanting to chemically and surgically mutilate her body."

Infamous gangbanger Angus McTartan...

...guns down 18 year-old in idyllic Rexd... wait a minute...

An 18-year-old man has died in hospital after a shooting at Elmhurst Plaza, near Islington Avenue and Elmhurst Drive, at around 9:20 p.m. Wednesday night. Suspect descriptions have not been provided.

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UPDATE: Murder victim #3 identified as Aseel Yehya

For reasons they refused to explain...

...federal prosecutors and the RCMP stayed charges against Silver, and Caixuan Qin and Jian Jun Zhu, the Vancouver couple that allegedly ran the operation, alleged underground bankers in Richmond, B.C., estimated to be laundering over $1-billion per year.

Federal prosecutors mistakenly exposed the identity of a police informant who they feared could have been killed if the case proceeded, Global News has learned.

So, correct me if I'm wrong, but the Feds dropped charges against these folks... because they feel they're capable of murdering Crown witnesses? Just spitballin' here, but that seems like a terrible precedent.

And guess what happens with all that loot...

Justice Heather Holmes agreed to issue an order for the return of the cash and safety deposit box items within the 30-day limit.

I've got a question... did these folks make any donations to any political candidates or parties?

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RELATED: Your criminal Justice system at work

It wouldn’t do to have the jury in his murder trial know Richardson was such a powerful criminal kingpin that he could summon gourmet fare and an iPhone — even in jail.

And...

Accused murderer Christopher Husbands vowed to “punish” his foes for “fucking my life up” two months after he fatally shot two men at the Eaton Centre.

Homicide 2 of 2019

Scarborough, Scarborough... that sounds so familiar...

Police say they are investigating after a man and a woman were found dead on the eighth floor of an apartment building at 544 Birchmount Road, in the city’s Scarborough Junction neighbourhood on Tuesday afternoon.

Officers were called reportedly for a complaint about a person with a knife.

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UPDATE: Homicide #2 is murder-suicide...

The victim of Toronto’s second homicide of 2019 has been identified as 30-year-old Lorraine Kerubo Ogoti. Police found 40-year-old Mowlid Hassan lying on the concrete sidewalk outside the building’s entrance after apparently leaping from an eighth-floor balcony.

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RELATED: Portrait of Toronto’s unluckiest suburb

How did boring, white-bread Scarberia become Scarlem — a mess of street gangs, firebombings and stabbings? It is the youngest suburb, rapidly growing, and the city’s—as well as one of the country’s—most forceful exercise in multiculturalism (54 per cent of its residents are foreign-born, compared to the Canadian average of 19 per cent).

The spectre of ethnic gangs, of sectarian tension, floats through it. Among the dozens of tribes in Scarborough are gangs that accommodate Afghans, Tamils, Chinese and West Indians.

In the ephemeral world of Scar­borough gangs, there is violence within ethnic groups and between ethnic groups. There is a lot of violence between gangs, most of it unreported home invasions where guns or drugs are stolen (or re-stolen).

So says "Toronto Life" magazine.

Silence of the BLMs

In what alternate universe would "identity politics" trump your need to see THE ACTUAL KILLER of your 7 year-old child apprehended...

Jazmine Barnes’ family had described the gunman in the Dec. 30 slaying as a white man driving a red pickup, stirring fears among community activists that race played a role in the attack.

Of course, like Toronto's infamous "Hijab Girl Hoax", it was nothing of the kind.

Meanwhile, a little closer to home... Beaches area shooters identified...

The accused are Rodrigues Sendia, 20, and Ajmain Rahman, 21, both of Toronto.

Just another couple "irregular" firearms enthusiasts.

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RELATED: More fun facts...

While Toronto Community Housing Corp’s 110,000 tenants make up just 4% of the city’s population, last year, the social housing provider’s properties were the scene of more than one-third of Toronto’s shootings and homicides.

Hang on... isn't this the land...

...where children are free to surgically mutilate their genitals...

In a recently filed legal brief, Troller explained that he drove around with the plate for nearly two years and no one complained. He renewed it with MPI in 2016 without issue. Plates are denied for a variety of reasons, including if they are offensive, suggestive, discriminatory or include racial or ethnic slang.

That oughta teach those damn Nazi Trekkies!

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RELATED: Apparently it's all "culturally relative"...

The anglicized Punjabi phrases spell out colloquial words for "opium", "shot of liquor", and the F-word. Kanwal says he has also seen words for male genitalia, and one that could be interpreted as, "I want to have sex with your sister."

Special rules for special people.

That took all of six days...

Toronto... first murder of 2019...

Toronto police are investigating the city’s first homicide of the year after a man was stabbed and killed early Sunday morning in in Scarborough’s Kennedy Park neighbourhood.

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UPDATE: Winning Lotto 666

Police responded to a call for a stabbing at a Toronto Community Housing Corp. building at 40 Gordonridge Place near Danforth Road and Midland Avenue. “The information were getting is that the building and that particular floor had heavy drug activity.” Another man was stabbed to death in the same building in April of last year and was the city’s 17th homicide of 2018.

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UPDATE2: Cops bag suspected killer...

...not his first rodeo...

In January 2014, he pleaded guilty to conspiracy to commit an indictable offence (an armoured truck robbery) and received a suspended sentence, 18 months probation on top of time served.

He also has convictions for assaulting his girlfriend and then breaching conditions to stay away from her.

Two years ago, he was convicted of possession of a firearm and received time served — 45 days pre-sentence custody — and a $10 fine. A social media posting for Ming lists him as a “marketing co-ordinator.”

Just a couple more...

...inner-city "irregular" firearms enthusiasts...

Toronto police have made several arrests in connection with an incident last month that involved a group of men allegedly opening fire on two victims, striking and then driving over one of them with a vehicle.

Filmon Fesshaghirgis, 20, and Janai Alexander, 22, both of Toronto, have been charged with attempted murder, aggravated assault and possession of a prohibited device, among other offences.

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RELATED: No gun... no problem...

Toronto police say three people were injured after three separate stabbings in the city early Saturday.

Paying the price...

...for Justin's "post national" state...

If you had to go to a hospital emergency room through the holidays, chances are you had a long wait to see a doctor.

Shellann Wallace saw that first-hand when she took her 18-year-old daughter, born with a heart condition and having chest pains, to Humber River Hospital on the Friday evening before Christmas.

“I couldn’t believe it,” she said. “I thought we were in a third-world country.”

Actually, you're in a third world country, you'd know it...

Witch doctors claim albino body parts can help cure health problems, bring the consumer good luck, and help politicians win elections. Traditional healers will often pay high prices for albino body parts to use in allegedly curing potions and spiritual rituals.

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RELATED: My personal best, er... worst

The last time I went to the Emergency Room... I spent seven and a half hours sitting on my ass with a sick, fevered child.