'MOSTLY PEACEFUL' PROFESSOR...

-- "Wisconsin University Professor José Felipe Alvergue placed on leave after allegedly flipping College Republicans' table." -- The 'Luigi Effect'... -- "Narciso Gallardo Fernandez, the gunman who opened fire inside a California Walgreens on Tuesday night had a grudge against pharmacies, according...

WHY TRUMP WAS ELECTED: REASON #987...

HEY CANADA... ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION? -- “We’ll be charging that minor as an adult. The message is very clear: If you’re a child, I don’t care. If you shoot a cop, you’re getting tried as an adult. I have no tolerance for violence and we’re gonna clean up New Jersey." --...

ALWAYS THE GUYS WITH THE WAY-COOL NAMES...

-- "York Regional Police have arrested 28-year-old Aekwon Murray and 35-year-old Heshmat Rasouli-Kalantarzade in connection with the murder of Nilakshi Raguthas last month. The house in question had previously been shot at on five separate occasions dating back to 2018." -- Predictably, it ain't...

SMELL THE 'PROFESSIONAL' JOURNALISM...

-- "Last month during congressional testimony, NPR CEO Katherine Maher nevertheless continued to insist that the media outlet is in no way politically biased in its news coverage." -- No biggie, you say? -- "A whopping 79 percent of Americans suggest President Donald Trump likely would have won...

'TORONTO' WOMAN...

IMPORT THE THIRD WORLD... BECOME THE THIRD WORLD... -- "Toronto Police are searching for Laighnalee Asuncion, 50, who is accused of fraudulently collecting rent deposits from nearly 30 prospective tenants despite knowing not one apartment was available." --...

LET THE GROVELLING BEGIN...

YEAH... I BET HE DOES... -- "Asked about the response to Trump’s tariffs at a national level, Ford said he believes Canada would remove its tariffs 'in the next minute' if Trump does the same." -- Maybe 'Orange Man Bad' isn't our biggest problem? -- "Canada Euthanized 241 Dementia Patients in...

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE...

-- "Taking the Senate floor, Booker gave a raw, uncensored demonstration to the American people of the dangers of methamphetamine use, as he stood at a lectern and gave a wild-eyed speech full of flailing appendages, mouth frothing, and unintelligible shouting." -- Meanwhile, the mainstream media...

IF YOU CAN GET PAST THE 'ICK FACTOR'...

-- "The whole restoration of the toilet took almost a month. The pump was also completely full of limescale and stuck, but I managed to fix it and make it functional again. If you want to learn more about this antique boat toilet, I encourage you to watch this video. At the end of the video, I made a test so you can see how such a toilet works!" --...

♪ "MAKING A LIST... CHECKING IT TWICE..." ♪

-- "The IDF, Shin Bet and Mossad confirmed Tuesday that an overnight strike in Beirut’s Dahieh district killed Hassan Ali Mahmoud Bdeir, a Hezbollah operative in Unit 3900 linked to Iran’s Quds Force." --...

IN OTHER DIVERSITY/STRENGTH NEWS... TORONTO HOMICIDE #08/2025

-- "Mangok Akol, 27, of Toronto has died after he was assaulted by 32-year-old Andre Ford at Toronto South Detention Centre last week, police say." -- And... -- "Ottawa man James Shayeed, 31, is facing weapons and drug charges after assaulting a York Regional Police officer and attempting to...

BEARDED WEIRDIES OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW WHO THEY'RE DEALING WITH...

-- "Iran mulls preemptive strike on US base after Trump bomb threats." --...

IN BRAMPTON... THAT'S CALLED TUESDAY...

SO HOW'S THAT 'POST-NATIONAL' STATE WORKING OUT FOR YOU? -- "Peel Regional Police say they are investigating after a man was shot and killed in his car at a busy shopping plaza at Bramalea Road and Dewside Drive in Brampton just after 1 p.m.on Tuesday.   The victim has not been identified...

I'M SURE SHE COULD GET A JOB IN HAMAS-ASSAUGA...

-- "Camesha, while working for the top hospital in the Portland metro region, said that she would not treat members of the Jewish community, stating that she ‘doesn't take care of animals.’ Additionally, she referred to Jewish people as 'vermin,' 'dogs,' and 'rats.'" --...

BRING BACK THE COOKING CHAIR...

-- "Luigi Mangione, 26, faces separate federal and state murder charges for the killing, which rattled the business community while also galvanizing health insurance critics. Mangione has pleaded not guilty to a state indictment and has not entered a plea to the federal charges." -- Funnily enough,...

IT WAS COLD-BLOODED SLAUGHTER... NOT 'FATAL SWARMING'...

-- "Most familiar with the youth justice system in Canada are aware that it is, in fact, a joke. Punishment is not on the menu. ‘The youth system is group homes and video games and classes and a basketball gym,’ the lawyer said." --...

BRITAIN GOES FULL DISNEY...

-- "'Playing the role of Belinda in Doctor Who has been an honour,' Varada says. 'Everyone's heard of Doctor Who, everyone knows of Doctor Who, even if you don't regularly watch it. It's so iconic and British, and it's such a part of our culture.'" --...

IMAGINE FLYING THOSE NOT SO FRIENDLY SKIES...

TRYING TO ANTICIPATE THE HEADLINES IF THIS GUY IS A DEI HIRE... -- "Air Traffic Controller Damon Marsalis Gaines, 39, of Upper Marlboro, Maryland has been charged with assault and battery in connection with an assault in the control tower at Reagan National Airport last week, airport police have confirmed.  ...

I'M SO OLD... I REMEMBER HAVING A FAMILY DOCTOR...

LOOK WHAT DOUG FORD IS DOING WITH YOUR TAX DOLLARS... -- "The nine sites that agreed to become HART (Homelessness Addiction Recovery Treatment) hubs as the province calls them, will receive $529 million to fund a total of 27 such hubs — but will not be allowed to offer supervised drug consumption...