NO SUCH THING AS A REALLY BAD BOY, APPARENTLY

-- "Tyree Smith, from Bridgeport, Connecticut, killed a homeless man and then ate his brain and eyeballs. Ten years after being committed to a state psychiatric hospital for 60, he has been released." --...

DISNEY CONTINUES DOWN THE 'WOKE IS BROKE' PATH

-- "'Let me guess,' another said. 'Bambi is now a female deer boss. Her dad is now the one who get murdered. Thumper is non binary. Flower is trans. And instead of growing up and falling in love they all start a smoothie shop in LA and fight the patriarchy. How close am I?'" -- Oh... it gets better......

BUILD A WALL, TOP IT WITH RAZOR WIRE... DOT IT WITH MACHINE GUN TOWERS...

...AND CALL IN AIRSTRIKES...MEXICO CITY -- "Hitmen stormed a hospital in the Sinaloa state capital of Culiacan in a bid to kill a patient but they clashed with other gunmen already inside, sparking a gun battle that left four people dead, including a doctor apparently caught in the crossfire, police...

THE MUTILATION FILES

-- "A shocking new report by the Canadian Institute for Health Information reveals that hundreds of underaged Canadian girls have had their breasts surgically removed as part of so-called 'gender affirming care' to accommodate their preferred gender identities.  Healthcare statistics show that...

OLIVIA CHOW'S MCSTABBY SOCIALIST PARADISE

-- "Toronto Police are investigating after a man was stabbed near Park Lawn Road and Bayside Lane in Etobicoke Friday evening. No suspect information has been released." --...

WE ARE ALL TORONTONIANS NOW

-- "Waterloo Regional Police have named Habiton Solomon, 20, from Hamilton as a suspect in the murder of 18-year-old Joshua Tarnue." -- And nothing to do with my legal, registered firearms... yet again.And... -- "The Halton Regional Police Service has arrested Bassam Abualkhair, 42, and Rawan...

WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THOSE ROTTERDAM MURDERS COM... SWEET BABY JEBUS

-- "The man, a Medical student 'named as Fouad L,' displayed 'worrying and psychotic” behaviour,' including lying half-naked on a pile of leaves in his garden and laughing maniacally, Prosecutors told the university. The suspect had been convicted of animal cruelty after abusing his pet rabbit and prosecutors said in their letter that his acts had been filmed by a neighbour." -- There's a little...

MAYBE MAYOR CHOW COULD SEND THEM SOME SOCIAL WORKERS

-- "Gangs have taken control of large parts of Haiti, waging terror on residents and killing hundreds. Community groups have been handing out machetes to residents of Port-au-Prince." --...

SOME FOLKS WOULD JUST THROW A PARTY

-- "A powerful suicide bomb was detonated near a mosque killing at least 52 and injuring 70 more in Pakistan’s southwestern Balochistan province on Friday, on a a Pakistani national holiday commemorating the birth of Muhammad." -- Meanwhile back at the ranch... -- "Halton Regional Police have...

SOME CIRCLES ARE MORE EXCLUSIVE THAN OTHERS

-- "Toronto’s Humber College is encouraging its Caucasian employees to join THE UNLEARNING CIRCLE... a 'diversity, equity and inclusion' group designed to help them 'unlearn and dismantle their whiteness.' --...

MONTREAL 'MERCHANT OF MISERY' MEETS MANTUS

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YADDA, YADDA, YADDA... -- "Kevin White, the 49-year-old unhoused man who was fatally stabbed in Westmount this week was once a powerful gang leader who controlled a large network of crack dealers." -- But wait...there's more...-- "An 18-year-old man, Martin Faruq Luther,...

TORONTO: PAST TIME TO BRING BACK FLOGGING

-- "A 57-year-old man, Allan Jacobson, of no fixed address, allegedly followed a female youth home from a bus stop in Toronto’s east end earlier this week. No arrests were made at the time, but police say that the same suspect appeared in a back yard of a home near Queen Street East and Victoria...

A WORLD GONE MAD

-- "At least two people were killed by a 32-year-old student dressed in military gear, who opened fire and threw a molotov cocktail in a hospital in the Dutch city of Rotterdam on Thursday, the city’s police chief said. The shooter was known to the police and in 2021 he was arrested and sentenced...

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL

-- "Call it a hat trick for this violent sex offender CAMH just can’t seem to keep locked up. This is dangerous offender (two sexual assaults and also assaulting a police officer) Ijahim Peter’s escape from Toronto’s hospital for the mentally ill – part three." -- -- "Toronto Police have release...

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW...

-- "York Regional Police have arrested Muhamad Abdullah Alzahrani, 18, of Markham in connection with a violent attempted carjacking involving an 81-year-old victim in Vaughan this past summer. Alzahrani was ultimately arrested on Tuesday while operating a different stolen vehicle. There have been 3,300 reported vehicle thefts so far this year, which is nearly double the pace from 2022." --...

I MISS THE MERITOCRACY

-- "Supt. Stacy Clarke, a Toronto police superintendent accused of helping several members of the force cheat in a promotions process has pleaded guilty to seven misconduct charges under the Police Services Act. Clarke was accused of sending images of questions for the Toronto police sergeant’s...

SEE, JAMIE... THE 50 SHOTS AND TWO DEAD BODIES SUGGEST OTHERWISE

ARE WE SURE THIS GUY ISN'T ACTUALLY A JANITOR? -- "When asked if it was a mass shooting, Ottawa police Supt. Jamie Dunlop said there was NO EVIDENCE THE SHOOTER WANTED TO HURT EIGHT PEOPLE. Dunlop declined to share more about what they knew about any motivation or weapons that were involved." --...

WILL JUSTIN TRUDEAU FURTHER A 40 YEAR-OLD NAZI IMMIGRATION COVERUP?

-- "B’nai Brith Canada is calling on the Liberal government to release a still-secret 40-year-old report and other documents containing details about alleged Nazi war criminals living in Canada." --...

ALWAYS THE GUYS WITH THE WAY-COOL NAMES

-- York Regional Police are searching for 20-year-old Danta’e Gordon and 25-year-old Dequon Lemonious wanted in connection with a shooting near a sports bar on Interchange Way near Highway 7in Vaughan earlier this month that left a 20-year-old man injured. Gordon and Lemonious are wanted for a...

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL

-- "The Calgary Police Service confirmed that one person sustained minor injuries after shots were fired outside Calgary International Airport on Wednesday afternoon. One person was taken into custody in relation to the incident, but no further information is available at this time. This is Calgary's...

MAYBE START WITH WANTED POSTERS AT LOCAL TIM HORTONS

-- "Toronto Police are searching for 25-year-old Jordan Sugar-McDonald (five-foot-five, between 230 and 240 pounds) and 19-year-old Isaiah Gandy (five-foot-six, 190 pounds) , wanted in connection with an alleged sexual assault near Coxwell Avenue and Gerrard Street East in Leslieville." --...

COULD'VE HAD A SUBWAY EXTENSION... BUT NO...

-- "Construction began on the line in the summer of 2011 and it was originally supposed to open in 2020. The total cost of the project now stands at around $12.56 billion." -- In other 'Ride the Rocket' news... -- "Toronto Police are looking for three suspects after one person was assaulted...

LOOK WHO GOT THE LAST LAUGH...

...AND NO, IT WASN'T BOZO THE FELON... -- "Dallas Police Chief Eddie Garcia says overall violent crime in the city is down 12 percent, but acknowledged that murders are up 6 percent." --...

THE TIMES, THEY ARE A-CHANGING

“ -- "As of around 8:30 this morning, the Barrie Police Explosive Disposal Unit did attend the scene and was able to safely and remotely detonate an improvised explosive device that was located a short distance away from the vehicle,” Police spokesperson Peter Leon continued, adding that the device...

SURELY THE ENDTIMES ARE NIGH

-- "The hashtag 'emotionalsupportbarbie' has more than 1.9 million views on TikTok, featuring videos of girls and women — and even men — buying Barbies that look like them, represent their careers or inspire them to be their authentic selves." --...

YOU GET THE GOVERNMENT YOU DESERVE

-- "Big City Democrats have essentially decriminalized crime, and now the mass looting/shoplifting that helped destroy Democrat-run cities like San Francisco, Beverly Hills, Portland, Seattle, and Chicago has spread to Democrat-run Philadelphia." -- Can Baltimore be far behind? And San Fransisco...

ALWAYS THE GUYS WITH THE WAY-COOL NAMES

-- "Jemar Allen, 35, of Toronto is wanted for allegedly using a weapon to slash another man in the face during an altercation in the Coxwell Avenue and Strathmore Boulevard area in the Danforth two weeks ago. Allen is wanted for aggravated assault, assault with a weapon, and breach of recognizance."...

IMMIGRATION... IT AIN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE

STOCKHOLM -- "Two powerful explosions have ripped through dwellings in central Sweden, injuring at least three people and damaging buildings, with bricks and window sections left spread outside. So far this year, there have been 261 shootings, 36 people have died and 73 were wounded. The count doesn’t...

HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING JUSTIN'S 'POST NATIONAL' STATE SO FAR?

-- "The Canada Border Services Agency is currently tracking over 37,000 foreigners that post a flight risk or a danger to the public. The agency also worries that many may not agree to be questioned or voluntarily attend immigration hearings." -- It gets better... by which I mean worse... -- "A report by the Auditor-General discovered that 'the CBSA has lost track of a large number of foreign...

THOSE SCARY, SCARY, DEADLY GHOST GUNS

MEDIA MAKING THIS KNUCKLEHEAD OUT AS SOME GUN GENIUS... -- "'We can’t conclude with certainty that he assembled the firearms himself but we have fairly convincing evidence that he learned a lot about the field of private manufacturing, especially about these types of firearms,' Montreal police Det.-Sgt. Marc-André Dubé said." -- That's funny... he's not smart enough to use a real gun... -- "Police...

IS IT THE GUN... OR THE JERK ON THE TRIGGER

-- "A Houston attorney has filed a lawsuit against a local Jack-in-the-Box claiming the restaurant was negligent for not keeping customers safe following a situation involving Alonniea Fantasia Ford, an employee who shot at a drive-thru customer in March 2021. The shooting reportedly followed an...

FROM THE VERY SAME FOLKS WHO BROUGHT YOU 'MARTIAL LAW'

-- "Liberal Anthony Rota, the Speaker of Canada’s parliament has resigned after inviting a Ukrainian Nazi SS veteran to attend a special session of Parliament, and then calling the man a 'hero' amid two standing ovations." -- TIME TRAVEL WITH ME -- "Remember when Trudeau called the truckers protesting...

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL

-- "0fficers identified a criminal group involving 37-year-old Ahmed El Kady from Hamilton, Ont., who was allegedly in possession of 433 kilograms of cocaine." --...

COMING SOON TO A NEIGHBOUHOOD NEAR YOU

-- "Last October, the already rising crime rates, particularly in and around Paris, caused The Spectator to declare that France was now more dangerous than Mexico. Doing some quick math using the data provided — African migrants committing 52% of violent crimes while accounting for a mere 3.2% of...

NOT ME... NOT MINE... NOT TODAY...

IT'S THOSE DARNED 'MALES' YET AGAIN... -- "York Regional Police Service are warning residents to keep their homes secure after an armed home invasion at Mulock Drive and Yonge Street in Newmarket early Tuesday morning. A resident told responding officers that 'FIVE MALES' broke into the residence...

C'MON MAYOR OLIVIA... WHERE'S ALL OUR SOCIAL WORKERS?

-- A man was rushed to hospital via emergency run after a stabbing at Weston Road near Lawrence Avenue West in Toronto’s Weston neighbourhood on Monday night. Investigators have not released any information on possible suspects." -- And... -- "Toronto Police say a man is in custody after another man was stabbed at Barbara Hall Park in the Church-Wellesley neighbourhood." --...

MUCH LIKE PROFESSIONAL BASKETBALL... PIMPING IS...

...A BIT OF A MONOCULTURE... -- "A Scarborough man, Quwayne Miller, 29, is charged with human trafficking by exercising control, material benefit from sexual services and breaking and entering with intent and assault with a weapon following an investigation in London, Ont., earlier this year." --...

A TRICK JUSTIN LEARNED FROM HIS COMMIE HEROES

OTTAWA -- "The Liberal government sought to erase from the record of the House of Commons the celebration of a Nazi war veteran during Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy’s visit last Friday but that request was denied by the Conservatives who say to do so is 'absolutely wrong.'" --...

JUST ANOTHER DAY AT TORONTO METROSEXUAL UNIVERSITY

-- "TMU issued an alert shortly after noon on Monday that a person with an axe was allegedly seen at Victoria Street and Gould Street, and walking north toward Gerrard." --...

UPDATE: TORONTO HOMICIDE #53/2023

-- "Toronto Police have now identified the 23-year-old man fatally stabbed near Finch Station Sunday as Joyous Magdirila of Toronto. He was found laying in the southbound curb lane on Yonge Street." -- We are all Torontonians now...-- "A lockdown at Durham College’s Whitby campus has been lifted...

NOT A PEEP ABOUT ALCOHOL OR THE DEVIL'S LETTUCE... JUST SAYIN'

-- "Charges against Condrain Group, the company accused of criminal negligence in connection with an August 2022 tragedy that claimed the lives of six young adults in Barrie have been dropped. It's believed the group of six young adults was on their way to a casino in Innisfil, south of Barrie,...

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE... DON'T GIVE HIM ANY MORE WACKY IDEAS!

-- "'If the Prime Minister of Canada loves Khalistanis so much, then why doesn’t he break up a part of Canada and create a new Khalistan country? We will be the first to give him recognition,' Goyal said, via news magazine India Today." --...

ON THE WARPATH... YET AGAIN

-- "The Native American Guardians Association accuses the NFL franchise and new owner Josh Harris of defamation, civil conspiracy and civil right violations for their role in suppressing Native American history. The Native American Guardians Association led a viral petition this summer demanding...

FOLLOWING IN THE FEATHER-LIGHT STEPS OF TORONTO METROSEXUAL UNIVERSITY

-- "The show, started by Trent University Sasquatch Society founder Ryan Willis, 23, explores alleged Bigfoot sightings in the Simcoe County, Sudbury and Algonquin areas and other parts of the province. Willis encourages people to submit tips on the Sasquatch University website." --...

MAD VLAD HAS ANOTHER VERY BAD WEEK

-- “After the attack on the Russian Black Sea Fleet headquarters, 34 officers, including the Commander of the Russian Black Sea Fleet, lost their lives, with an additional 105 occupants sustaining injuries. The headquarters building is beyond repair.” --...

'TORONTO MAN' VISITS SCENIC NORTH... SHOOTS PEOPLE

TIMMINS... WE DON'T JUST SHOOT THE RAPIDS... -- "The Timmins Police Service – Criminal Investigations Division has charged a Toronto area man, Naquon LAIDLEY, with two counts of Attempt to Commit Murder based on its investigation into an incident where a 22-year-old man and a 34-year-old man were...

THE GUNS JUSTIN REFUSES TO ACKNOWLEDGE

THIS NEVER SEEMS TO HAPPEN IN MY NEIGHBOURHOOD... -- "A man in his 20s is in critical condition following a shooting at Morningside Avenue and Danzig Street in Scarborough late Sunday night. Police have not released any information on possible suspects." -- Maybe targetting legal firearms not the...

TORONTO HOMICIDE #53/2023

RIDE THAT ROCKET... I DOUBLE-DAWG DARE YA... -- "A man in his 20s has been pronounced dead after being stabbed near Finch Subway station in Toronto’s Newtonbrook neighbourhood. No suspect description has been released." --...

DARWIN AWARDS... TORTURING FARM ANIMALS EDITION

-- "A 61 year-old man has died and his friend has been injured during a bull-running festival in the town of Pobla de Farnals in the Valencia region in Spain, authorities say. Deaths and injuries during bull-running festivals in Spain are not uncommon." -- And... -- "A 30-year-old bull rider...

A BIDEN LEVEL GAFFE

-- "The Canadian Parliament, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky have been reported to have given a standing ovation to a reported former member of 14th Waffen Grenadier Division of the SS." -- Believe it or not... it's not Justin's first rodeo.  And there's...

WE WUZ KANGS!

-- "The funny thing about the bad luck of sub-Saharan Africa is that it seems to afflict all 49 countries at the same time, even as elsewhere in the world at least a few countries (South Korea, Taiwan, Thailand) are able to find the magic recipe to rise out of poverty." --...

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW

-- "Two unidentified men are sought after a victim was followed into an elevator by two assailants and knocked unconscious during a robbery in the Jane St.-Trethewey Dr. area in North York. The men stole the victim’s phone and other personal belongings before fleeing the area in the victim’s vehicle."...

THE 'FERGUSON EFFECT' GOES INTERNATIONAL

-- "More than 100 London Metropolitan Police Officers turned in their firearm permits and police from neighboring forces were called in to help patrol London on Saturday night. Only about one in 10 of London’s police officers carry firearms." --...

TORONTO HOMICIDES #51 & 52/2023

-- "Two people were shot dead late Saturday night just north of Kipling-Finch Aves.in Rexdale.  Toronto Police said that a group of people drove up to another group and shots were fired. at this point police are working to determine how many guns were involved in the shooting and 'how many...