NO, SORRY... THAT'S THE BEST DESCRIPTION THAT WE HAVE...

...SAID COWARDLY TORONTO LAPDOG MEDIA... -- "The man is described as between 25 and 30 years of age with a thin build and black hair. He was last seen wearing a black baseball cap with gold lettering, aviator sunglasses, a black t-shirt with a logo on it, jeans and a blue surgical mask." --...

RESISTANCE IS NOT FUTILE

-- "When your screechy, pinko-haired, non-binary sibling-in-law isn’t busy gluing its unemployed cloven hooves to a museum painting, zhe is probably Greta-Thunberging zhir way around your house, calling out your vile light bulbs and planet-killing ceiling fan for its part in making the weather bad." --...

PRESS RELEASES SHOULD BEGIN WITH, 'ONCE UPON A TIME'...

-- "Some academics and politicians say it’s further evidence that the stories are unproven. 'I don’t like to use the word hoax because it’s too strong but there are also too many falsehoods circulating about this issue with no evidence,' Jacques Rouillard, a professor emeritus in the Department of History at the Université de Montréal." -- And the Trudeau gravy train isn't just contained to...

'POST NATIONAL' STATE

-- "In 2021, the government estimated that around one million non-permanent residents lived in Canada; however by CIBC Capital Markets Deputy Chief Economist Benjamin Tal’s analysis, that number is closer to two million. He argued that the main reason for this discrepancy is that the government wasn’t counting people who continue to live in Canada once their visas have expired." --...

JUSTIN TRUDEAU'S 'CATCH & RELEASE' CANADA

-- "The Vancouver Police Department said Wednesday that Arturo Garcia Gorjon, 45, had been linked to the four 'blitz-style' assaults. But Deputy Chief Const. Fiona Wilson said Gorjon went before a judge and has been released in Vancouver with conditions." --...

THIS IS THE GOVERNMENT THEY WARNED YOU ABOUT

-- "Back in March 2020, a dozen or so sheriff's deputies wearing bullet-proof vests descended upon Waylon Bailey's home in Rapides Parish, Louisiana, with their guns drawn, ordered him onto his knees with his hands on his head, and arrested him for a felony punishable by up to 15 years in prison....

CATCH AND RELEASE FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER

-- "An arrest warrant has been issued for 27-year-old Brayan Jimenez-Arguijo who is wanted for removing a court-ordered GPS ankle bracelet in connection with a shooting in Schomberg." -- Schomberg, Schomberg... that sounds so familiar.  WE ARE ALL TORONTONIANS NOW... -- "Noel Datta, 38,...

HERE WE GO AGAIN... Schrödinger's Graves

-- "A Saskatchewan First Nation now says it has found 79 SUSPECTED child grave sites and 14 POTENTIAL infant grave sites. 'This is NOT A FINAL NUMBER. It breaks my heart that there are likely more,' English River First Nation chief Jenny Wolverine." -- Nota bene... apparently they've been searching...

ABOUT WHAT WE'VE COME TO EXPECT

-- "Eyewitnesses testifying at the Commons Special Committee on Afghanistan said the flight of the diplomats stranded thousands. 'We were the first embassy to depart,' testified Major-General Dean Milner, the last Canadian combat commander in the region. 'That was very embarrassing for a lot of...

'TORONTO' MAN

DO WE HAVE TO START CUTTING OFF HANDS? -- "Police have arrested 35-year-old Toronto man Syed Hofioni who allegedly robbed a person who was depositing money at a bank and then tried to flee by jumping over a fence in Markham. Hofioni was stopped by an off-duty York Regional Police officer who arrested him." -- NO-NAME BRAMPTON MAN GUN BUST -- "Two 26-year-olds from Brampton were arrested on...

STILL WAY LESS SHOCKING & OFFENSIVE THAN MURDERED SUBWAY RIDERS

-- "A large fish. Seemingly dead. Hanging from a subway handrail. The TTC doesn’t have a specific rule prohibiting anyone from hanging a fish from a subway handrail, but TTC spokesperson Stuart Green said 'we would prefer people not do this as a courtesy to others.'” -- People seem to have forgotten...

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL

-- "The two-day Afro-Caribbean Notting Hill Carnival, which has been a staple of the summer in the Central London district since the 1960s, saw 275 people arrested and eight men stabbed this year." --...

TORONTO HOMICIDE #43/2023

-- "A 27-year-old woman, Mireille Pardieu, is facing a second-degree murder charge after Fadumo Hassan, 29, died in hospital following a fight earlier this month, Toronto Police say." -- And... -- "A man was rushed to hospital with life-threatening injuries after an assault just east of King and Bathurst streets in the city’s downtown core on Monday night." --...

REMEMBER THIS NUMBER... 900,000

-- "It is an ecosystem in Canada that is very lucrative and it's come with some perverse effects: some fraud in the system, some people taking advantage of what is seen as a backdoor entry into Canada, but also pressure in a number of areas — one of those is housing." --...

'OTTAWA' MAN

-- "An Ottawa man, 30-year-old Ahmed Farah, is facing more than 100 charges after 20 Glock Pistols, four Springfield Armory Pistols, three Smith & Wesson Pistols and one Sig Sauer Pistol were found in a hotel room in North York, Toronto Police say." -- Who buys illegal guns? Meet Abbas Zeidan. And...

I CAN'T EVEN GET A FAMILY DOCTOR...

-- "Nathaniel Le May, a 41-year-old Canadian civil servant is seeking a phalloplasty (an artificial penis) but not a vaginectomy (vagina removal). In other words, Le May is a biological woman who wants to have both a vagina and a penis, at taxpayer expense. Government officials caved in, even before...

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW

-- Peel Regional Police say a man has serious injuries after being shot at Steeles Avenue and McLaughlin Road in Brampton on Sunday night. Police said there is no suspect information." -- And... -- "One man has been rushed to a trauma centre for treatment following a stabbing in Brampton this morning, Peel Regional Police say." --...

THE FIRST THING WE DO IS... HANG THE LAWYERS

A U.K. citizen set to be deported because of 'serious criminality' gets to stay in Canada for at least a bit longer because a judge, unprompted by either the Crown or the defendant, wondered if the use of gender-neutral pronouns in a single government document violated the man’s Charter rights. 'In 31 years of practice, I have never been confronted with a situation where the judge, during a hearing,...

IT'S NOT ABOUT GUNS... IT'S ABOUT CONTROL

-- "A customer caught up in a fatal police raid at a Port Dover gun repair shop is suing Toronto police for $2.6-million, alleging negligent, unnecessary and excessive use of force by officers. In March 2022, Ontario’s Special Investigations Unit cleared the Toronto police officer involved in the...

NOT ME... NOT MINE... NOT TODAY

-- "At least 14 women across the country used a firearm to fend off assailants between July 29 and Aug. 22 , local news reports show. As gun purchases exploded, about half of firearm customers were women, according to the Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public Health." -- IF IT ONLY SAVES ONE LIFE......

TORONTO HOMICIDE #44/2023

THOSE DARNED MALES... -- "A man in his 40s has died after being stabbed at an apartment building near Woodbine Avenue and O'Connor Drive in East York Saturday afternoon. Toronto Police said a male suspect was arrested at the scene without incident." -- DIVERSITY, STRENGTH UPDATE: -- "The victim,...

UPDATE: TORONTO HOMICIDE #42/2023

LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY'S PAST CAUGHT UP WITH HIM... -- "On Saturday, police identified the murdered man as Toronto resident Nakhari Negus Henry-Robinson (aka Scottie Flip'him). He is the city’s 42nd homicide victim of the year. Police said a suspect fled the scene on foot. They have yet to release a...

STAND BY FOR NEWS ON GRAVITY HOLDING SHIT DOWN

-- "At least seven people have been injured in a shooting at the J’ouvert parade, a Caribbean event in Boston’s Dorchester neighborhood, police said on Saturday. The annual celebrations have been marred by violence in previous years, reported the Boston Globe." -- ...

WHILE FIGHTING TOOTH & NAIL OVER CHILD SUPPORT

-- "Hunter Biden, who is embroiled in a tenuous legal position, reportedly downsized to a $15,800 a month ocean view Malibu home, a substantial cut back from his previous $20,000 a month California residence." --...

BUILD A WALL, TOP IT WITH RAZOR WIRE... DOT IT WITH MACHINE GUN TOWERS...

...AND CALL IN AIRSTRIKES... -- "Cartel gunmen hung three bodies from a highway overpass near the 21st-kilometer marker along the highway that connects Monterrey with the Colombia International Bridge to the state of Nuevo Leon." --...

WE ARE ALL TORONTONIANS NOW...

-- "Kersi Buakasa, 19, has been arrested for attempted murder and Elijah Kerridge-Lall, 21, and Alearen Stewart, 18, are also wanted following a shooting in Cobourg, Ont., earlier this month." -- And there's this... -- "Sharif Rahman, owner of The Curry House in Owen Sound, suffered a brain...

OR YOU COULD JUST CRACK DOWN ON URBAN GANGBANGERS...

-- "New Jersey Attorney General Matthew Platkin said, 'This amazing yet straightforward technology – imprinting unique identifiers on the firing pin of firearms – will have a profound impact on public safety across the state.'"WAIT A MINUTE... "Two things: 1) The technology only applies to semiautomatic...

THE NEW ENTREPRENEURS

AT LEAST IT'S NOT A BOMB ON A PLANE... -- "Ontario truck driver Harvinder Singh of Brampton could be heading to prison for up to 12 years after being found guilty in a Sarnia courtroom of smuggling $3.5 million in cocaine into Canada via the Blue Water Bridge." -- It gets better... -- "Singh is...

NOT MY LEGAL, REGISTERED FIREARMS... YET AGAIN...

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW... -- "One of Canada’s most wanted fugitives, Malique Calloo, 26, has been extradited from Michigan to Windsor to face a first-degree murder charge." -- MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH -- "A man and woman, both in their 20s, are in hospital after being stabbed at Christie...

TORONTO HOMICIDE #42/2023

THE GUNS JUSTIN TRUDEAU JUST WONT TALK ABOUT... -- "Two people have been injured in a shooting near St. Clair Avenue and Dufferin Street in the city’s west end, Toronto Police say. Residents in the area told CityNews they heard at least a dozen shots fired inside the restaurant.   A suspect...

RIDE THE ROCKET... I DOUBLE DAWG DARE YA!!!

-- "If found guilty of pushing Shamsa Al-Balushi, 40, onto the subway tracks at Bloor-Yonge station. Edith Frayne will argue she’s not criminally responsible due to a mental health diagnosis of Schizophrenia. If found guilty, but not criminally responsible, Frayne would be returned to hospital rather...

PUTIN'S CORLEONE-LIKE MASTER STROKE

PRIGOZHIN FORGOT HE WAS DEALING WITH A SHARK... -- “The decision to put so many senior-level people on one plane was a poor decision, as key figures should always fly separately. Prigozhin was feeling overconfident. He might have genuinely been made to feel like he was pardoned.” -- Let's just...

WOKE FINANCIAL ARMAGEDDON CONTINUES TO WREAK HAVOC

-- "Carbon credit speculators could lose billions as scientific evidence shows many offsets they have bought have no environmental worth and can sometimes be linked to alleged human rights concerns. Some carbon credit traders are writing off investments that would have been worth hundreds of millions of dollars as recently as last year." --...

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL

NO GUN... NO PROBLEM... -- "The hunt is on for Marco Cordeiro, 46, after a man was allegedly pepper-sprayed and beaten with a collapsible baton at Wakunda Pl. and O’Connor Dr. in the city’s east end." -- Wakunda, Wakunda... that sounds so familiar. And... -- "Peterborough police Chief Stuart...

HIS FRIENDS... YOUR TAX DOLLARS

AND I CANT EVEN GET A FAMILY DOCTOR... -- "Data from government documents put the cost of flying Governor General Mary Simon to four overseas engagements and 17 domestic trips across Canada last year at $2.78 million, spread across a number of government departments and ministries." --...

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

STOP... OR I'LL YELL STOP AGAIN... -- "Seattle Councilwoman Lisa Hebold announced on Friday 911 calls could soon be answered by unarmed 'crisis responders' instead of police officers through a new 'alternate response team.'" -- WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOAT... -- "The phenomenon of mass looting...

YOU SAY MARTIAL LAW LIKE IT'S A BAD THING

-- "So, what's the message here? That in Canada, it's now acceptable to rewrite history, to mold it into whatever shape fits the current popular narrative. And if you dare to raise a voice, to call out these historical alterations, you risk everything. Your job, your reputation, your livelihood,...

ARKANCIDE ON THE VOLGA

-- "Ten people have been killed in a private jet crash north of Moscow - with the Russian Civil Aviation Authority saying Yevgeny Prigozhin was on the passenger list." -- At least, he didn't fall out a window.   THE WAGNER GROUP RESPONDS... -- “The Embraer Legacy 600 business jet with registration...

YOU'VE COME A LONG WAY, BABY!

GOOD NEWS... NIGERIAN CORRUPTION FINALLY GOES EQUAL OPPORTUNITY... -- "First female OPEC President Diezani Alison-Madueke has been charged with bribery offences relating to her time as Nigeria’s Oil Minister. She has been linked to a string of money laundering, bribery and asset recovery cases in...

'TORONTO' MAN

-- "A Toronto man, Seyed Hashemi Pour, 53, has been arrested and charged with assaulting a Peace Officer and uttering threats." --...

HOW'S THAT GOVERNMENT DRUGS FOR JUNKIES THING WORKING?

DECRIMINALIZATION KILLS! -- "Newly released statistics by the BC Centre for Disease Control shows that overdoses were the leading cause of deaths for those under 18 in the province last year." -- Let's ask Justin's 'Minister of Addiction'... -- "One of the decisions Ms. Saks (a single mother with...

UPDATE: TORONTO HOMICIDE #41/2023

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW... -- "Toronto Police have identified 41-year-old Oluwatobi Alaga as the man shot and killed near Kensington Market on Monday. No suspect information has been released." -- NO GUN... NO PROBLEM... -- "A man who was stabbed multiple times while pushing his granddaughter...

THIS IS THE GOVERNMENT THEY WARNED YOU ABOUT

-- "The federal government rejected a plan to reform Canada’s ailing access to information regime, and instead, against the advice of bureaucrats, embarked on a limited internal review that produced no substantive change." --...

EXCEPT, OF COURSE, THEY FOUND ABSOLUTELY NOTHING...

...NOTHING... NADA... ZILCH... -- "'We understand that over time burial sites may be lost to the natural elements,' Chief Derek Nepinak of the Minegoziibe Anishinabe explained in an earlier press release. 'But to bury remains under a building suggests a dark and sinister intent that cannot be unaddressed...

TORONTO HOMICIDE #41/2023

THOSE DARNED INDIVIDUALS... -- "A man in his 40s is dead after a shooting in in the area of College Street and Spadina Avenue near Kensington Market in downtown Toronto Monday morning. Investigators say there was an altercation between a number of individuals, and that one of those individuals fired two to three rounds, striking a man in his 40s." -- BUT WAIT... THERES MORE... -- "Mubarak Rirash,...

STONING SEEMS LIKE AN APPROPRIATE PENALTY FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER

-- "It was reported that a man was standing on the pedestrian bridge and, on both occasions, waited for a vehicle to approach before throwing a 'softball size rock' on top of the vehicle, 'causing damage to the windshield.'" -- UPDATE: -- "On Monday, police arrested 62-year-old Robert Jensen...

THOSE DARNED 'MALES'

NO... YOU DONT GET TO KNOW HIS NAME... -- "A male left the subway station and police located him near Christie Pitts taking him into custody." --...

UPDATE2: TORONTO HOMICIDE #40/2023

-- "Wenzile Ndlangamandla, 19, has been arrested in connection with the homicide of 54-year-old Douglas James MacDonald, who was violently assaulted in Moss Park earlier this week. He has been charged with second-degree murder." -- And there's this... -- "Police identified the victim in the...

NOT ME... NOT MINE... NOT TONIGHT...

-- "Two robbery suspects, 19-year-old Anthony Lee and 18-year-old Martavious Henderson were killed during an armed robbery at a vape shop in Shreveport, Louisiana , while their accomplice managed to escape." --...

I'M SO OLD, I REMEMBER PRE-KIDNAPPING TORONTO

-- "Muhsin Sufi and Abdulhai Patel, wanted in connection with a violent kidnapping and assault near Scarborough Town Centre last year have been arrested." --...

IN SCARBOROUGH, THEY CALL THAT 'FRIDAY'

THOSE DARNED 'MALES' ARE AT IT AGAIN... -- "Paramedics confirmed that an adult male has been rushed to the trauma centre in life-threatening condition after a shooting at Huntingwood Drive and Midland Avenue. No suspect information has been released." -- And there's this.  WE ARE ALL TORONTONIANS...

THE CAPRICIOUS & UNKNOWABLE WILL OF, WELL... YOU KNOW

-- "'You can go to the park, but only if there are no men there. If there are men, then Sharia does not allow it. She can do all these things, but not in the same way as some women want, to be semi-naked and among men,' said Taliban Ministry of Vice and Virtue spokesman Molvi Mohammad Sadiq Akif."...

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL

-- "Vishal Sharma, 40, of East Gwillimbury has been charged after allegedly following and harassing a woman with a knife near Highway 7 West and Martin Grove Area in Vaughan on Thursday night. Police also released his photo as they believe there could be additional victims." -- But wait... there's...

TIME TO ABOLISH CANADA'S 'CATCH & RELEASE POLICIES

-- "The OPP’s repeat offender parole enforcement squad is requesting the public’s help in locating federal offender Spencer Sebastiampillai, 49, wanted on a Canada-wide warrant as a result of his breach of statutory release." --...

'WHITBY' MEN

-- "Fawad Abdalay, 21, of Whitby, is facing several charges after Durham Regional Police say he robbed sex workers at an Ajax hotel while pretending to be a client. Police are appealing to anyone who may have had contact with the suspect and experienced similar incidents to contact investigators." -- And... -- The suspect, 24-year-old Christopher Persaud, of Whitby, is a nurse at the hospital...

UPDATE2: TORONTO HOMICIDE #39/2023

-- "Toronto Police are searching for Faysal Mohamed, 25, in connection with the first-degree murder of Ahmed Hassan last week." --...

UPDATE: TORONTO HOMICIDE #40/2023

-- "Douglas James Macdonald, 54, who died after a hit-and-run in Toronto’s Moss Park earlier this week was violently attacked prior to the collision. Police are searching for a Black man with short to mid-length hair in dreadlocks or twists, and an average build." --...

EPIDEMIC OF THIEVERY... TIME TO START CUTTING OFF HANDS?

-- "Toronto resident Sadid Sultan Ahmed, 20, was arrested and charged with a number of offences, including theft of a motor vehicle, three counts of conspiracy to commit an indictable offence, and theft exceeding $5,000." --...

THE GREATEST MASS MURDERER IN AMERICAN HISTORY

-- "The Pentagon and FBI have notified some of the families of victims of the 9/11 attacks that suspected terrorist mastermind Kalid Sheikh Mohammed and four other defendants could be spared the death penalty under plea agreements being considered by the Biden administration." --...

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL...

-- "During the course of the investigation, 31 stolen vehicles, valued at about $2.8 million, were recovered. The three suspects—identified as Richmond Hill residents Ranvir Saffi, 24, Kuljeet Singh Sivia, 23, and Brampton resident Jasman Pannu, 21 — are facing 83 charges in total." --...

UPDATE: TORONTO HOMICIDE #39/2023

ONE GLADUE HEARING COMING RIGHT UP... -- "Sonya Ahenakew, 38, of Toronto has been charged with first-degree murder after Ahmed Hassan, 67, was found dead in a in an apartment in the Weston Road and Lawrence Avenue area apartment last week." -- Ahenakew, Ahenakew... that sounds so familiar. UPPERDATE: -- "Police announced Wednesday evening that 29-year-old Kidus Kane of Toronto is facing...

IMPORT THE THIRD WORLD... BECOME THE THIRD WORLD

-- "Ontario Provincial Police say their Investigation and Enforcement Bureau, with help from the Alcohol and Gaming Commission of Ontario, arrested Sandeep Sogi, 24, Sukhvir Singh, 28, Deepak Kakkar, 30, and Anchhu Kumar, 24, in the investigation." --...

JUSTIN'S FRIENDS... YOUR TAX DOLLARS

-- "Last week taxpayers gave almost half a billion dollars to a shipyard owned by one of Canada’s richest families. The federal government’s news release on this new funding was barely reported on, having come in the middle of summer, when few are paying attention." --...

NO GUN... NO PROBLEM...

BACK IN OLIVIA CHOW'S SOCIALIST PARADISE... -- "The Homicide Squad is investigating after a pedestrian was fatally struck by the driver of a vehicle late Monday night Sherbourne Street, just north of Queen Street East in downtown Toronto." -- And... -- "A man has been hospitalized with serious but non-life-threatening injuries after being stabbed near Victoria Park Avenue and York Mills Road...

MONEY FOR PEEING ON PEOPLE

-- "Liberal Minister for Women and Gender Equality Marci Ien announced $867,162 in taxpayer funding for two Newfoundland and Labrador LGBTQ organizations – including one that co-hosted a seminar on fetish and BDSM 'kinks.' On Friday, Ien praised St. John’s based Quadrangle for the 'vital work' it’s...

UPDATE2: TORONTO HOMICIDE #32/2023 - Karolina Huebner-Makurat

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW... -- "Two additional suspects, Ahmed Mustafa Ibrahim, 20, and Khalila Zara Mohammed, 23, have been arrested in the murder of Karolina Huebner-Makurat, 44, of Toronto." -- Oh... it gets better... -- "Mohammed was profiled by CBC last year for the work she was doing...

OLIVIA CHOW'S SOCIALIST PARADISE

-- "Local residents have frequently blamed the site for ushering in a sharp uptick in local crime and disorder, which was characterized most notably by the shooting death of 44-year-old mother Karolina Huebner-Makurat just steps from the front door of the South Riverdale Community Health Centre."...