THE GUNS JUSTIN PREFERS NOT TO THINK ABOUT

FRED FARMER AND DOUG DEERHUNTER TOTALLY OFF THE HOOK... -- "Peel Regional Police have charged Farhan Durrani, 34, of Mississauga with first-degree murder after the fatal shooting of 42-year-old Hammad Shaikh in Mississauga on Friday morning." -- WE ARE ALL TORONTONIANS NOW... -- "Officers then learned a 42-year-old man had been involved in an altercation with an unnamed suspect – or suspects...

NO MORE PAROLE OR CREDIT FOR PRE-TRIAL CUSTODY...

DO THE CRIME AND DO THE TIME... ALL OF IT... -- "Police have issued a Canada-wide warrant for 34-year-old Kraig Tasker who is known to frequent the areas of Sarnia, Hamilton, London, and Kingston. Tasker is wanted for breaching his statutory release." -- Unlawfully at large... double the sentence......

WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY!

-- "Marijuana, tobacco and cellphones were seized at Joyceville Institution in Kingston, Ont. this week following a suspected drone drop at the federal institution. The seized items included 149 grams of marijuana, 109 grams of tobacco, cellphones and accessories." --...

FROM OUR VOLUMINOUS 'ALL CULTURES ARE EQUAL FILE

-- "A court in Pakistan has caused outrage after it freed convicted rapist Dawlat Khan, 25, when he agreed to marry his victim, a young deaf woman. After an intervention by the area Jirga, or Council of Elders, a deal was struck between Khan and the family of the woman, who had a child as a result...

STRANGERS ARE JUST FRIENDS YOU HAVEN'T MET YET

-- "A man was rushed to hospital after a 'stranger stabbing' on a bus in Mississauga on Friday afternoon." --...

WHAT SORT OF 'PROVOCATION' WOULD HAVE MADE THIS OKAY?

SMELL THE 'PROFESSIONAL' JOURNALISM... -- "Brianna Lace Workman, 32, is accused of shoving the child face-first onto the tracks of the Gateway Transit Center MAX platform in Northeast Portland without 'provocation.'" --...

I'M SO OLD I REMEMBER WHEN TORONTO HAD...

...THE 'BLACK GUNS AND GANGS' SQUAD... -- "The number of suspects collared for gun-related crimes soared to 10,827 from 6,205, and the amount of guns seized in those arrests climbed 3% to 4,558 from 4,432, NYPD data show. --...

TORONTO HOMICIDE #70/2022

THE GUNS JUSTIN HAS FORGOTTEN TO FREEZE... -- "Officers responded to a building near Birchmount Rd. and Sheppard Ave. E. around 5:30 p.m. and found a man suffering from a gunshot wound in the parking garage. The victim was pronounced dead soon after but his identity was not immediately released." -- Dont you worry though... the Liberals have 'frozen' all my legally registered, securely stored...

I'M PRETTY SURE A WALL AIN'T GONNA BE ENOUGH

-- "A cartel territorial dispute is believed to be the cause of a grenade attack at a cockfight attended by young children in Mexico. The attack took place this week in Epazoyucan, Hidalgo. Local news outlets reported four victims injured and three killed by the grenade blast. At least one victim is a young child." -- And...MEXICO CITY (Reuters) -- "Four human skulls were discovered inside...

AN OUNCE OF PREVENTION

-- "The revelation that the British government was in favour of executing Bin Laden 'with a US airstrike' months before the 9/11 attack took place comes in declassified papers now released by the British National Archives." --...

LIFE IN JUSTIN'S 'POST NATIONAL' CANADA... NO GUN... NO PROBLEM

-- "Peel Regional Police say a man has been critically injured in a stabbing on a transit bus at Dixie Road and Dundas Street in Mississauga this afternoon." -- Sadly, there are plenty of 'undocumented' firearms enthusiasts... -- "A shooting near Birchmount Road and Sheppard Avenue East in Scarborough...

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL

JUST ANOTHER DAY IN JUSTIN'S 'POST NATIONAL' STATE... -- "The Toronto Police Service is requesting the public’s assistance locating Dwight Dequilla, 42, who is wanted for attempt murder, aggravated assault, have face masked/disguise, harassment by repeated following, and four counts of fail to comply...

THE UNDOCUMENTED GUNS JUSTIN APPARENTLY CAN'T FREEZE

MALICE IN BANGERLAND... -- "A man is dead following a shooting in the area of Mavis Road and Highway 401 in Mississauga shortly after 11 a.m. Friday and Peel Regional Police say one person is in custody. No other details have been released so far." -- BUT WAIT... THERE'S MORE... -- "The Toronto...

DEPARTMENT OF CRIMINAL JUSTICE AND CRIMINOLOGY

HARRISBURG, Pa. -- "Bryan Christopher Kohberger, 28, a suspect in the killings of four University of Idaho students was arrested in eastern Pennsylvania, law enforcement officials said Friday." --...

THE NEVER-ENDING FIGHT FOR DIVERSITY, EQUITY & INCLUSION

-- "Gus the water-loving Tonkinese cat became the subject of death threats from Sydney dog owners after he entered a local dog swimming race. 'I think one thing Gus would be pushing for, if he could speak, would be changing the name from the Scotland Island Dog Race to the Scotland Island Pet Race.'"...

I, FOR ONE, WELCOME OUR NEW MECHANICAL OVERLORDS...

If we're lucky, they'll treat us like pets... if we're very unlucky, they'll treat us as fuel... -- "Bamberg traffic police followed the Tesla for a quarter of an hour on Wednesday on the A70 highway. According to police, the 45-year-old driver fell asleep behind the wheel, and the autopilot...

YOU GET THE SLIPSHOD, SECRETIVE GOVERNMENT YOU DESERVE

THERE'S A REASON THEY CALL IT CHI-RAQ... -- "The Chicago Sun-Times reported the city was at 723 homicides for the year as of December 30, 2022. Moreover, motor vehicle theft was up 95 percent, theft was up 50 percent, burglary was up ten percent, and robbery was up ten percent." -- DON'T...

NO WORD YET ON WHICH GUN CLUB HE BELONGED TO

THE GUNS JUSTIN JUST CAN'T SEEM TO FREEZE... -- "Toronto Police say a 15-year-old boy is facing a long list of charges in connection with multiple armed pharmacy robberies and one bank robbery across the Greater Toronto Area. Investigators say a group of boys were travelling in stolen vehicles and...

THE GOVERNMENT THE FOUNDERS WARNED YOU ABOUT

-- "A dark money group tied to Swiss billionaire Hansjörg Wyss gave another $2.9 million to 'Building Back Together', which was founded to 'champion the Biden-Harris agenda.' The group has advocated in favor of key Biden priorities, including the American Rescue Plan, the 2021 infrastructure bill...

RELIGION OF, WELL... YOU KNOW...

-- "Four heavily-armed unidentified militants, travelling in a truck to Kashmir after infiltrating from Pakistan, were killed in an ongoing operation with security forces in Jammu’s Sidhra area early Wednesday, December 28, 2022, a police officer said, terming it as a “major success” ahead of Republic...

RIDE THE ROCKET... I DARE YOU...

TWO WORDS... REGENT... PARK -- "Two suspects are sought in connection with a TTC streetcar assault on Dec. 17. The two left the streetcar after the alleged assault and were last seen in the area of Gerrard St. E. and Don Valley Parkway." -- The good news is... nobody got set on fire... this time.  BUT...

BRITAIN: TOO LITTLE... TOO LATE

-- "A UK Border Force official working for the Home Office has been arrested on suspicion of being an illegal migrant.  He is believed to be among four Border Force staff who were arrested over a separate incident on December 6. One officer arrested as part of the conspiracy had previously...

NOT ME... NOT MINE... NOT TODAY...

-- "'Shoot me then, motherf@cker. …. Call your f@cking office, because I’m the Antichrist,' Wallis responded." -- It gets better... -- "Alright motherf@cker. What's up, G," Wallis asked the deputy, before pulling a cleaver from his backpack." -- &nb...

FUTURE HISTORIANS WILL LOOK BACK PERPLEXEDLY

-- "It’s as if David Duke invented a holiday called 'Anglika,' which he based on the philosophy of 'Mein Kampf' — and clueless public schoolteachers began celebrating the made-up, racist holiday." --...

IN OTHER 'SOCIALLY PROTECTED CLASSES' NEWS

UPDATE:  TORONTO HOMICIDE #68/2022... -- "The accused, whose identity is protected under the Youth Criminal Justice Act, must follow a number of conditions including but not limited to not contacting the others charged, not possessing any weapons or a cell phone, and staying within provincial...

THE GUNS JUSTIN PRETENDS DON'T EXIST

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL... -- "Toronto Police are warning the public about a 'black money scam' after making an arrest in a robbery and fraud investigation and locating a large sum of counterfeit bills. Ajax resident Hallie Ndorley, 48, allegedly lured the victim to the area regarding...

WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?

-- BRAZOS COUNTY, Texas — "Gabriel Hall, 29, a Texas inmate is asking the U.S. Supreme Court to overturn his his conviction for murdering a Texas A&M professor, claiming a comedy special swayed a Brazos County jury and landed him on death row." --...

THE BIDEN FAMILY SAGA CONTINUES

-- "The motion, filed by the attorney for former stripper Lunden Alexis Roberts, was made in the 16th Circuit Court in Independence County in the paternity case against Hunter Biden, Hunter Biden wrote in his memoirs he had 'no recollection' of meeting the woman who would eventually give birth to...

GOOD LUCK FINDING A FAMILY DOCTOR

-- "Among the provinces, New Brunswick and Quebec had the highest share of family doctors 65 and older at just over 18 per cent in 2021, followed by Prince Edward Island and Nova Scotia." --...

MARKED AS FEMALE

-- "I snapped. I took my little Ka-Bar military combat knife and I drove it straight into my mother’s back," he said at the time. "My father came up because he heard her screams and I stabbed the fuck out of him. Oh, I killed the dog, too. It was barking." -- ...

PRESIDENT HOUSEPLANT'S NEVER-ENDING STORIES

-- "President Joe Biden has lied a lot before and during his presidency. Here are the top 15 most outlandish lies from his career." --...

APPARENTLY PETER KHILL WAS UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT

THE COP-KILLING GUNS JUSTIN IS WILLING TO LOOK AWAY FROM... -- "Minutes later Constable Pierzchala would face an armed man who had allegedly failed to show up for court to face gun charges." -- BUT, BUT, BUT, THE LIBERALS SAID... WHAT THE F@CK! -- "Meanwhile, the House of Commons is still considering...

BUILD A WALL, TOP IT WITH RAZOR WIRE... DOT IT WITH MACHINE GUN TOWERS...

...AND CALL IN AIRSTRIKES... -- "MEXICO CITY (AP) — Mexico's president appealed to the country's citizens Tuesday not to accept holiday handouts and gifts from drug gangs, after videos posted online showed garish pickup trucks handing out loads of gifts while bystanders described the drivers as members of the Jalisco drug cartel." -- FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT... THE REAL MEXICO -- “'I didn’t...

ALL THE ORCS ARE RISING

-- "MITROVICA, Kosovo (AP) — Serbs on Tuesday erected more roadblocks in northern Kosovo and defied international demands to remove those placed earlier, a day after Serbia put its troops near the border on a high level of combat readiness." --...

ANOTHER ONTARIO POLICE OFFICER MURDERED

-- "A young OPP officer in his twenties was killed in a shootout involving a man and woman in a stolen pickup truck at 2905 Indian Line Rd. near Hagersville on Tuesday afternoon according to sources. One witness, who described up to five shots fired, said the driver had tattoos on his upper body,"...

NOBODY'S LAUGHING AT PREPPERS NOW

-- "Police said on Facebook they are aware of other attacks on power stations in Oregon, Washington and North Carolina, adding that “we have to investigate and not just jump to conclusions.” --...

FIRST THEY CAME FOR RICHIE AND POTSIE...

THE ENEMY... PETTICOAT JUNCTION MEETS GREASE... -- "CHCH-TV apologized. Management said future Happy Days reruns would be broadcast with a Viewer’s Discretion warning that content may be offensive." -- Time travel with me... to a magical, uber-cringe CBC fantasy... -- "Sweet...

MAD VLAD WILL BE THE END OF RUSSIA

-- "A video posted Monday on Twitter by journalist Christo Grozev reportedly shows Wagner mercenaries calling the Russia Ministry of Defense Chief of Staff a 'piece of shit' due to a lack of ammunition available among Russian forces in Bakhmut." --...

WHILE THE WEST SEARCHES FOR IMAGINARY RIGHTWING TERROR

BLACK LIVES MATTERS KINSHASA WAS UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT... -- "In late 2021 the reactivated M23 began killing civilians and capturing swaths of territory. M23 fighters raped and harassed women trying to farm family fields in areas controlled by the rebels, according to the report. The rebels accused...

JUST SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT...

...DURING THAT SIX HOUR WAIT IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM... -- "Toronto Western Hospital has opened a 24-hour, 11 bed stand-alone clinic where Paramedics can drop off homeless people who are intoxicated by alcohol so they can recover and then access services. When paramedics drop a homeless patient off...

SURE THING PROFESSOR... NOW DO CRIMINALS

-- "Temitope Oriola, a professor of criminology and associate dean at the university of Alberta says the increasing number of police shootings in Canada should be of concern to officers and the public." --...

SPECIAL RULES FOR SPECIAL PEOPLE

-- "Five episodes of South Park have been banned from HBO Max for depicting Islamic prophet Muhammad, reminding fans that virtually every other religion is considered fair game for making fun of — except for Islam." -- QUEERS AGAINST ISRAELI APARTHEID UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT -- "Deputy Sheikh...

NO GUN... NO PROBLEM

-- "A man was injured after being stabbed inside an apartment in the Eglinton Avenue East and Markham Road area around 2:30 p.m. on Monday." -- ...

BLACK LIVES MATTER MANHATTAN WAS UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT

TIME TO BRING BACK THE COOKING CHAIR... -- "A violent ex-con has been charged with a slashing spree that left two people dead — including a hard-working pediatrician found with his throat slit at a Harlem park. 'All his arrests are knife-related,' said one high-ranking police source....

IT'S NOT THE GUNS THAT NEED TO BE CONTROLLED

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW... -- "BLOOMINGTON, Minn. -- Family has identified Johntae Hudson, 19, as the young man shot and killed inside Mall of America last week. The 18-year-olds involved in the brawl-turned-murder were identified as Taeshawn Wright and Deandre Depratto. The 17-year-olds,...

I THOUGHT 'CULTURAL APPROPRIATION' WAS SUPPOSED TO BE EVIL

WHOOPI WHAT? -- "After causing an uproar the first time around, comedian and TV host Whoopi Goldberg again claimed the Holocaust was not racial in nature but was an example of 'white on white' violence, because both Nazis and Jews are white people." -- From the comments... -- "She believes that...

THIS IS THE GOVERNMENT THE FOUNDERS WARNED YOU ABOUT

REMEMBER... THE POLITICIANS WILL CHOOSE FOR YOU! -- "'It doesn’t stop infection. Or transmission. Don’t think of it as a vaccine,' Berenson had tweeted. Think of it — at best — as a therapeutic with a limited window of efficacy and terrible side effect profile that must be dosed IN ADVANCE OF ILLNESS.'"...

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL

-- "Durham Regional Police have released an image of the suspect wanted in connection with a stabbing in Whitby on Sunday that left a 52-year-old man with serious injuries." -- UPDATE: NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX APPARENTLY -- "On Monday, police announced that they have charged a 32-year-old man in...

A UNIQUELY CANADIAN DILEMMA

-- A family of four alleges they became 'severely incapacitated' after eating THC-infused jerky purchased from a company in Whitehorse." --...

CLANKING AWAY FOR A DOLLAR OR TWO A DAY -- THE GREEN REVOLUTION

-- "A Harvard visiting professor and modern slavery activist exposed the 'appalling' cobalt mining industry in the Congo on a recent episode of “The Joe Rogan Experience” that went viral. The video has already racked up over one million views and counting. When asked by Rogan if there was any cobalt mine in the Congo that did not rely on 'child labor' or 'slavery,' the Harvard visiting professor...

FROM OUR VOLUMINOUS 'ALL CULTURES ARE EQUAL' FILE

HAPPY SHAWANZA!... -- "Outgoing House Speaker Nancy Pelosi drew social media mockery Friday after wishing a Happy Shwanza,' presumably to those who celebrate Kwanzaa, in her remarks following passage of the omnibus spending bill." -- THE CREATOR OF KWANZAA -- "Maulana Ndabezitha Karenga (aka Ronald...

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL

IT'S A MAD, MAD WORLD... BE SURE TO TAKE A MOMENT FOR YOURSELF -- Neophyte is with us over the Christmas holiday and it's wonderful to be able to just sit and catch up. I hope that all the folks who drop by here are similarly enjoying the holiday with friends and loved ones. --...

I SEE BUBBLES... I SEE THE OCEAN... MERRY CHRISTMAS CANADA!

 FROM THE COMMENTS... -- "I love the speed at which they shifted from 'Assisting tragic passing' to 'You know, they're not using those organs anyway' lol... It's like all of Canadian Healthcare officials and lawmakers have been playing Rimworld organ farms too much." -- The first video in the series is he...

FIXING RACISM WITH MORE RACISM

-- "For years, two administrators at Thomas Jefferson High School for Science and Technology have been withholding notifications of National Merit awards from the school’s families, most of them Asian, thus denying students the right to use those awards to boost their college-admission prospects and earn scholarships." --...

RESISTANCE IS NOT FUTILE

-- "After backlash amongst the media and the general public, Enoch Burke, a teacher in Ireland who was jailed after refusing to use the preferred pronouns of a transgender pupil has been released in time for Christmas." -- From the comments... -- "Compelled speech is slavery.   If a...

BUILD A WALL TOP IT WITH RAZOR WIRE... DOT IT WITH MACHINE GUN TOWERS...

...AND CALL IN AIRSTRIKES... -- Mexican authorities continue looking into a gruesome crime scene where cartel gunmen left six dead bodies stashed in a van at a shopping center in Tijuana. Law enforcement sources revealed that four of the murder victims were employed by Mexico’s Attorney General’s Office." --...

"VICTIM"

THE GUNS JUSTIN DOESN'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT... -- "Shaquane Stewart will serve half his sentence under house arrest and the other under curfew, she said, and will be subject to two years of probation, 100 hours of community service and a weapons prohibition." -- A 'weapons prohibition?' Like he...

LIBERALS TAKE SANTA OFF NO-FLY LIST

-- "Transport Minister Omar Alghabra successfully completed his mission to allow Santa Claus to enter Canada's airspace to deliver Christmas gifts.  The video starts off with Trudeau walking into a space and looking at his watch. Trudeau calls Alghabra on his cellphone and says 'Omar, it's time.'"...

JUSTIN SAVES CANADA -- OUR ONGOING SERIES

-- "The Butt Master sounds like the kind of fitness product that would show up on a late-night infomercial or bad social media ad. Instead, it’s one of the guns Justin Trudeau is banning to keep Canada safe from mass shootings, or that’s what he keeps telling us." -- NOTA BENE: -- "The Butt...

WE ARE ALL TORONTONIANS NOW

-- "Durham Regional Police have charged Maliek Morgan, 24, of Pickering with second-degree murder in the stabbing death of 19-year-old Teil-lyn Cook earlier this month in Oshawa." -- RIDE THE ROCKET... I DARE YOU...Toronto Police are looking for help identifying a man who allegedly threatened to...