THE NEW 'POST NATIONAL STATE' NORMAL

-- "Durham Regional Police reported a man has been arrested after a car exploded in front of its Central East Division Station in Oshawa on Thursday night shortly after 8pm. A man was taken into custody shortly after, police said." --...

JUSTIN'S 'POST NATIONAL' PRE-CALIPHATE STATE

-- "Speakers at the three day long Muslim Association of Canada gathering in Toronto include Mohammed Rateb Al Nabulsi, who advocates the death penalty for homosexuality and Jamal Badawi, a co-founder of MAC who says it's OK to beat your wife.   This is an organisation the Trudeau government...

BUT TAMARA LICH NEEDS TO BE LOCKED UP INDEFINITELY

YOU THINK THE SYSTEM WILL PROTECT YOU? -- "Joshua Graves, 21, the Ottawa man who stabbed and murdered Anne Marie Ready and one of her two daughters on Monday night was charged just days ago with sexual assault against another woman."  THINK AGAIN... Graves was charged, and released that same...

YOU SAY MARTIAL LAW LIKE IT'S A BAD THING

SMELL THAT PREPAID 'PROFESSIONAL' JOURNALISM...“'This so-called ‘freedom’ movement is nothing but a web of far right hate,' said spokesperson Brian Latour in a statement noting that 20 members of parliament met last week with Topp and with organizers from Veterans for Freedom."WHAT WOULD AN ACTUAL CONSERVATIVE...

EVEN THE IRANIANS ARE LAUGHING AT KAMALA

-- "The entire Democrat party went into convulsions only one month ago because Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson refused to define the word 'woman' and insisted only highly credentialed biologists could do so." -- OH... IT GETS BETTER -- "Harris Says Abortion Limitations Would Limit...

THEIR NAMES? WELL... THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX

-- "Police said they seized 19 stolen vehicles valued at around $600,000, along with drugs and two loaded firearms during what was dubbed Project Grizzly. The 28 people arrested face a combined 222 charges." -- IN OTHER ANONYMOUS CRIMINALITY STORIES -- "Saanich Chief Const. Dean Duthie said...

JUSTIN TRUDEAU'S 'POST NATIONAL' STATE

-- "Hamilton homicide detectives have arrested the 24-year-old man in connection with the 'brutal' beating and sexual assault that left a sex worker fighting for her life. Police say once an information has been sworn to, his name will be released." -- COPS RELEASE DESCRIPTION OF CHINATOWN BANK...

THE 'GREAT RESET' IS PROCEEDING APACE

-- "Twitter wrote that Peterson had violated its rules for 'hateful conduct,' apparently because used Page’s given name; Page now goes by Elliott. He also referred to Page as 'her,' thus implying Page is a woman." --...

THE ADVENTURES OF PRESIDENT HOUSEPLANT

-- "Biden, who has a history of walking away from reporters attempting to ask questions, smiled as he exited the stage while multiple voices were heard shouting, 'Mr. President.' Earlier in the press conference, Biden repeatedly referenced a pre-determined list of reporters he was instructed to...

HE ADMIRES THEIR 'BASIC DICTATORSHIP'

-- "The RCMP claim they only use such spyware in the most 'serious cases,' such as when there are national security concerns. However, this is the first time the RCMP has openly admitted that they infiltrate mobile devices to collect data, despite having access to the technology for years." -- ...

NEVER A GUILLOTINE AROUND WHEN YOU REALLY NEED ONE

-- "Salah Abdeslam, the lone survivor of a 10-man jihadist unit that brought terror to the French capital, was sentenced to life in prison for his role in the 2015 bombings and shootings across Paris that killed 130 people in the deadliest peacetime attacks in French history." --...

THEY LOOK YOU RIGHT IN THE FACE... AND LIE

WHAT THE LIBERAL GOVERNMENT IS SAYING -- Public Safety Minister Marco Mendicino said the government is also working to raise maximum sentences for gun trafficking, providing additional crime prevention powers for police, and working to implement a mandatory buy-back program for assault rifles. The...

UPDATE: YONGE DUNDAS STABBER ID'D

SO, JUSTIN... NO GUN, NO PROBLEM! -- "Toronto resident Akwasi Oppong-Nsafoah, 40, has been charged after a stabbing at Yonge and Dundas streets in downtown Toronto on Tuesday left a man critically injured." --...

'AND THEN I WILL FEEL UNBURDENED'

-- "'Admitting and accepting guilt is not easy. It’s painful looking at yourself in the mirror. I’m embarrassed that I didn’t know better 25 years ago.' Now Kauffman is pledging $4 million to her alma mater, Brandeis University. The money will be used for African American students specifically."...

THEY WANT TO BELIEVE... SO VERY, VERY BADLY

-- "A source close to the Secret Service said both Bobby Engel, the top agent on Trump's Secret Service detail who was in the car and Tony Ornato, the former deputy chief of staff for operations who was not in the car, are willing to testify under oath that Cassidy Hutchinson's story about Trump...

NOT ME... NOT MINE... NOT TODAY

-- "He's an old, retired plumber. He has a lot of tools... he's a musician as well, so he's got a lot of musical instruments. Little by little, they've been ripping him off." --...

I'M FROM THE GOVERNMENT... I'M HERE TO SAVE YOU

-- "The trendy Los Angeles County community of West Hollywood has voted to reduce law enforcement funding despite escalating crime that was up 137% earlier in the year. Over the past few months, residents and business owners have voiced opposition to cutting the police budget amid a crime wave across...

FROM THE COMMENTS

NOTHING, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, IS BENEATH THESE PEOPLE -- "She told her officers she had promised the 'Minister of Public Safety and the Prime Minister’s Office' that the RCMP would reveal what kinds of firearms were used in order to build support for the government’s gun-control proposals." -- OH... IT GETS BETTER -- "Canada Public Health Did Not Recommend Vaccine For Air Travel" --...

THE 'GREAT RESET' IS PROCEEDING APACE

-- "When a mortified Sofia barricades herself in a gender-neutral restroom at school, Baymax offers to buy her 'menstrual hygiene materials.' At the store, Baymax is bombarded by suggestions from helpful shoppers, including a transgender character who is wearing a transgender-flag shirt." -- AND...

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL

ENJOYING JUSTIN'S 'POST NATIONAL' STATE YET? -- "Two other individuals, Cemal Ozturk and Dogan Celik, were arrested and charged with the same offences on Friday after Toronto police officers executed a search warrant at two warehouses near Bellamy Road North and Progress Avenue. Const. Chris Long said these types of scams have become prevalent beyond Toronto’s border and have spread across eastern...

ANXIOUSLY AWAITING TORONTO'S NEW 'PLASTIC CUTLERY' ORDINANCES

-- "A man is in critical condition in hospital after being stabbed multiple times at Yonge and Dundas outside the busy northeast corner of the Eaton Centre at around 7:23pm Tuesday. One suspect has been taken into custody." --...

JUSTIN'S GREAT RESET IS PROCEEDING APACE

-- "Police on Montreal's South Shore has issued a $50,000 reward to locate Youcef Bouras, 25, who is wanted in connection with the shooting death of Muhammad Adhane. Bouras has ties to Algeria, according to the Bolo notice." -- I WONDER WHICH GUN CLUB THEY BELONGED TO -- "Six police officers...

NO GUN... NO PROBLEM

-- "Two people were found dead after police were called to a stabbing on Anoka Street in the city’s south end Monday night and a third person died after an “interaction” with officers who arrived on the scene." --...

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL

-- "A knife-wielding attacker has stabbed several people in a shelter for asylum seekers in southern Germany, killing one man and wounding at least five people. Police officers detained a 31-year-old man, whose name was not given in line with German privacy policy, in front of the asylum-seekers´...

PRESIDENT HOUSEPLANT -- THE BODYCOUNT CONTINUES TO RISE

-- "Texas Gov. Greg Abbott has lashed out and blamed President Biden for the deaths of 50 migrants whose bodies were found abandoned in a tractor-trailer in sizzling temperatures in a suspected smuggling attempt. 'They are a result of his deadly open border policies. They show the deadly consequences...

AH, SCARBOROUGH... DON'T EVER CHANGE

Multiple people have been injured after an early morning shooting in Scarborough. According to police, five suspects broke into a commercial unit near Midland Avenue and Highway 401 around 1:30 a.m. The occupants were robbed and shots were fire...

YOU SAY MARTIAL LAW LIKE IT'S A BAD THING

TRUDEAU GOVERNMENT CRACKING DOWN ON HARDENED CRIMINALS -- "Freedom Convoy leader Tamara Lich has been re-arrested in Medicine Hat, Alta., for breaching her bail conditions, her lawyers have confirmed. RCMP confirmed Lich was wanted on a Canada-wide warrant for breaching her release order but did...

THOSE DARNED 'BUSINESS OWNERS'

-- "Police have identified Rohan Pyne, 37, of Scarborough as the victim in Monday’s daylight fatal shooting inside a downtown business in Cobourg. Pyne was the owner of the Jamaican Patty House where the shooting occurred." -- DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL -- “The shipping container...

THE GUNS THAT JUSTIN IS HAVING TROUBLE FREEZING

-- "A man has been seriously injured in a shooting in Flemingdon Park at Don Mills Road south of Eglinton Avenue East, police say. a male suspect wearing all black clothing was seen fleeing the area on foot. No other description has been released." -- WE ARE ALL TORONTONIANS NOW -- "Hamilton police say they were called to three shootings that occurred in a span of 80 minutes on Monday." --...

RESISTANCE IS NOT FUTILE

-- "Democrats on the 51-member New York City Council approved a plan last month that allows more than 800,000 foreign nationals with green cards, visas, and work permits the opportunity to vote in citywide elections so long as they have resided in the city for at least 30 consecutive days." -- ...

HOW LONG WILL CANADIANS TOLERATE PM BLACKFACE?

-- "The denials have not stopped RCMP Commissioner Brenda Lucki and Former Public Safety Minister Bill Blair from being called to explain themselves in front of a parliamentary hearing. The interim days have also seen a flood of new information contradicting the government’s position." --...

YOU STILL WANNA BLAME THE GUN?

-- "A Subway worker in Atlanta was shot dead and another was injured after an angry customer opened fire because they put too much mayonnaise on his sandwich, police said. officers arrested a 36-year-old male in connection with the crime Sunday night. His name has not been released at this time."...

WE ARE ALL TORONTONIANS NOW

-- "A man is dead after a daylight shooting near King and Division streets in downtown Cobourg on Monday morning. No information has been released about potential suspects at this time." -- MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH -- "A Toronto bank employee has been stabbed several times during a robbery...

BABY NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF SHOES

-- LONDON (AP) — "Prince Charles’ office has denied there was any wrongdoing in the heir to the British throne accepting bags full of cash as charity donations from a Qatari politician. The Sunday Times said the prince was given a total of 3 million euros ($3.2 million) by Sheikh Hamad bin Jassim bin Jaber Al Thani, the former prime minister of Qatar. -- ...

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL

-- "FIFA celebrating pride month after allowing one of the most homophobic countries on Earth to host the World Cup. (They only rainbow colours they care about is the green in their bank account)" --...

TEACH YOUR CHILDREN... WELL... YOU KNOW

JUST CHANGE YOUR NAME TO GEORGE FLOYD U AND GET IT OVER WITH -- "A press release states that the project will examine 'the historical and current state of the U.S. carceral system, including mass incarceration, police brutality, wrongful convictions, racial criminalization and immigrant detention.'"...

'SUSPECTED RADICALISED ISLAMIST' JUST WALKING AROUND FREE

YOU GET THE KIND OF GOVERNMENT YOU DESERVE -- "The Iranian-born Oslo gunman was known to security services since 2015 as a 'suspected radicalised Islamist' and had a history of mental illness, Norway's PST intelligence service said." -- UPDATE: Norway names killer... -- OSLO — A Norwegian court...

FIXING THE WORLD, ONE NAKED PARADE AT A TIME

C'MON, GUYS... BREAK OUT THE FEATHER BOAS... -- "Abolish the Police and Prisons Pride March kicks off this morning at Nathan Phillips Square.   Participants will depart Nathan Phillips Square and march north on University Avenue stopping at key sites along the way to 'acknowledge 2SLGBTQ+ Black and racialized, and queer and trans protests and resistance.'" --A FEW CHIMPS IN THE OINTMENT ...

THE 'GREAT RESET' IS PROCEEDING APACE

-- "Local residents say the reality of the hotel-turned-emergency shelter during COVID-19 was an enabling, urine-scented, theft and vandalism hell. A sudden rise in loitering, fires, broken retail windows — whether shelter residents were responsible or not — for many left the neighbourhood unrecognizable."...

'IF ABORTIONS AREN'T SAFE, NEITHER ARE YOU'

WELL... WE ALREADY KNEW THEY WERE WILLING TO KILL... -- "A Colorado Christian crisis center for pregnant women was vandalized and set on fire Saturday morning, a day after the US Supreme Court reversed federal protection of abortions." -- WHY WON'T FBI INVESTIGATE THESE TERRORISTS? -- "Enraged...

SPEAKING ENGLISH APPARENTLY NOT A JOB REQUIREMENT

-- "Harris, continuing to speak about overcoming political opposition, which she dubbed 'odds and the obstacles,' tried to deliver an inspirational line to the audience about overcoming the Supreme Court’s ruling." --...

RELIGION OF SHOT TO PIECES

-- "Investigators said the suspect, identified as a 42-year-old Norwegian citizen originally from Iran, was arrested after opening fire at three locations in downtown Oslo. While the motive was unclear, organizers of Oslo Pride canceled a parade that was set for Saturday as the highlight of a weeklong festival." --...

JUSTIN AND THE SAD TALE OF UNFROZEN GUNS

WE ARE ALL TORONTONIANS NOW... -- "Police say two people were killed and three injured in an overnight shooting at the BLVD restaurant and bar located at 1812 Simcoe Street North in Oshawa, Ont. As of late Saturday afternoon, they had not released any suspect description." -- Going after my legal,...

REMEMBER THAT 'TRANSPARENCY' JUSTIN PROMISED?

-- "This admission of fault came on Friday after the Mass Casualty Commission confirmed that it did not receive the entirety of RCMP superintendent Darren Campbell’s handwritten notes, including the pages that describe allegations of political interference in order to advance the Liberals’ gun-control...

ENOUGH HYSTERIA... JUST FOLLOW THE LAW OF THE LAND

"Thomas said, quoting the late Justice Antonin Scalia, 'In future cases, we should follow the text of the Constitution, which sets forth certain substantive rights that cannot be taken away, and adds, beyond that, a right to due process when life, liberty, or property is to be taken away."  -- ...

PRESIDENT HOUSEPLANT MAKING IT UP AS HE GOES

-- "European nations largely have abortion laws that resemble regulations supported by many Republican-led state governments. The Supreme Court issued its decision Friday as part of a case regarding a Mississippi state law banning abortion after 15 weeks of pregnancy." -- Get ready for everything...

THOSE DARNED 'YOUNG PEOPLE'

LEAVING ANYTHING OUT OF THAT DESCRIPTION, OFFICER? -- "Police in York region are warning the public about a rash of robberies in which victims were 'swarmed by a large group of young people.'" --...

SORRY... THE WORDS YOU'RE LOOKING FOR HERE ARE 'BATSHIT' AND 'CRAZY'

-- "The aunt of the 15-year-old subway surfer left clinging to life after hitting his head in Queens said Friday that her nephew is 'a good kid' who was simply 'doing what kids do.' It's the second New York subway surfing stunt in less than two weeks." --...

MORE GUNS JUSTIN JUST CAN'T SEEM TO FREEZE

-- "Toronto police have obtained a Canada-wide arrest warrant for Kiarash Parzham, 30, of Richmond Hill, who they believe is responsible for a shooting in North York last week that left 28-year-old Kian Hoseyni dead." -- Apparently, it isn't ol' Kiarash's first rodeo. AND THE BEAT GOES ON...

PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS

-- "Let's Go Brandon! This hilarious mug has the message that we are all thinking - We don't like you Sleepy Joe!" --...

HERE'S A THOUGHT... KEEP KILLERS IN PRISON

CANADA... LAND OF ETERNAL FORGIVENESS... -- "Convicted killer Natalie Pasqua was granted bail Thursday on her latest set of charges, (three offences, including a May 28 allegation of robbery), but under strict conditions that include house arrest. Pasqua was originally convicted of the 2007 second-degree...

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL

-- "The alarming clip begins with Madheshia being handed a pistol in front of a crowd on his big day, which occurred in northern India. The husband-to-be then drops his arm and accidentally discharges the pistol, hitting a man in a white T-shirt." -- It gets better... by which I mean wor...

SMELL THAT 'PROFESSIONAL' JOURNALISM

FOMENTING CIVIL WAR IS GOOD FOR THEIR BOTTOM LINE... UNTIL IT ISN'T -- "The same rationale that the Supreme Court used to declare there was no right to abortion, he said, should also be used to overturn cases establishing rights to contraception, same-sex consensual relations and same-sex marriage."...

THE GUNS JUSTIN JUST CAN'T FREEZE

DUNNO, BRUH... HE COULDN'T HAVE BEEN THAT POPULAR... -- "Police identified the victim Friday as 45-year-old Rohan Bennett of Mississauga. One neighbour who lives in the complex told CP24 Thursday that Bennett was a well-liked member of the community." --...

PLAY NICE WITH THE GOVERNMENT & COLLECT YOUR PAYOFF

"The jump to $324,000 a year was approved despite missteps including Tam’s 2020 announcement that COVID 'is largely under control' in June of 2020 and her recommendation that Canadians use Kleenex to ward off infection, Blacklock’s sai...

LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD

-- "President Biden on Thursday inadvertently held up a comically detailed cheat sheet prepared by his staff instructing the gaffe-prone leader of the free world to “take YOUR seat” and to limit his remarks to '2 minutes.'" --...

A PIMP BY ANY OTHER NAME...

MUCH LIKE PROFESSIONAL BASKETBALL... PIMPING IS A BIT OF A MONOCULTURE... -- "The suspect, Andrew 'Hot Boy Ryda' Pothiers-Grant, has been charged with trafficking in persons under 18 by recruiting, two counts of financial/material benefit/trafficking persons under 18, two counts of making child pornography,...

SMELL THE (COUGH, COUGH)... 'PROFESSIONAL' JOURNALISM

'1-FOR-6,'... THE RNC SAID IN A FOLLOW-UP TWEET -- "Vice President Kamala Harris' office tweeted a video of Harris sinking a basketball shot, BUT EDITED OUT HER FIRST FIVE SHOTS, which missed.  The Republican National Committee then responded Thursday with a full video of the entire sequence...

YORK REGION, ONTARIO -- THE IED CHRONICLES

NEVER MARTIAL LAW WHEN YOU REALLY NEED IT -- "Toronto resident Michael Gatdula, 19, has been charged with multiple offences in connection with the incident, including arson with disregard for human life, unlawful possession of explosives, and use of explosives with intent to destroy property and possession to endanger life." -- MONKEYPOX PARADE COWBOYS UP! -- "Organizers say the added security...

THE LIBERALS 'GREAT RESET' IS PROCEEDING APACE

-- "A statue of Queen Victoria that was toppled and beheaded by 'protesters' last year outside the Manitoba legislature is beyond repair and will not be restored. While the statue was toppled in an area covered by many security cameras, no one was charged with causing the damage." -- IT GETS...

JUSTIN'S POLITICALLY CORRECT 'FREEZE' ON GUN CRIME

NO... YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO KNOW HIS NAME... -- "A 25-year-old Gatineau man faces a number of charges following a raid Wednesday afternoon that led to the seizure of a variety of drugs and a 9 mm calibre gun, a rifle, and ammunition. The suspect was released on a promise to appear in court at a later date." -- OR THIS POOR LAD EITHER -- "Provincial police arrested a 37-year-old Ottawa man at...

DIVINE RIGHT OF TRUDEAUS... YET AGAIN

-- "Three years after the events of the SNC-Lavalin affair, the Trudeau government is once again facing down accusations that they actively meddled in the Canadian justice system to achieve a political end." -- "This time around, it’s that Trudeau’s public safety minister pressed RCMP Commissioner...

LAND OF THE BRAVE... HOME OF THE FREE

THE SECOND AMENDMENT LIVES..."In this case, petitioners and respondents agree that ordinary, law-abiding citizens have a similar right to carry handguns publicly for their self-defense. We too agree, and now hold, consistent with Heller and McDonald, that the Second and Fourteenth Amendments protect...