-- "A 40-year-old man is fighting for his life after being stabbed near Queen and Main streets in downtown Brampton on Tuesday, Peel Regional Police say." --It gets better...
-- "The shooting happened early Tuesday morning in the community of Georgetown, near 8th Line and 5 Side Road, which is north of Highway 401 and east of Trafalgar Road." --And then there's the over-the-top thievery.
