02 April 2021

THAT CERTAINLY CLEARS THAT UP

STRAIGHT FROM THE PHILANDERING CRACKHEAD'S MOUTH:insert alt text here
Asked whether it "could have been his laptop," Hunter Biden responded: "Of course certainly. It, it, there could be a laptop out there that was stolen from me.
"It could be that I was hacked. It could be that it was the — that it was Russian intelligence."
"I really don't know," Hunter repeated. "I don't have any idea, I have no idea whether or not."
HMMM - LET'S DRILL DOWN A LITTLE:
"Also on the laptop is a 12-minute video that appears to show Hunter smoking crack while engaged in a sex act with an unidentified woman."
THE BIDENS THOUGHT THE FIX WAS IN:
"NPR issued the correction after critics blasted the nonprofit media organization for the bogus statement."